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1、Legend tells of a legendary warrior, whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff of legend. He travelled the land search of worthy foes. Evil Ox: I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist.The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed. And then he spoke. Po: Enough talk. L

2、ets fight.He was so deadly in fact, that his enemies will go blind, from over exposure to pure awesomeness.Evil 1: My eyes! Evil 2: Hes too awesome!Rabbit 1: And attractive. Rabbit 2: How can we repay you?Po: There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.It matted not how many foes he faced.

3、 They were no match for his voracity. Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all of China. The Furious Five. Bowed in respect to this great master.Monkey: We should hang out.Po: Agreed.But hanging out world have to wait. Cause when youre facing the ten

4、thousand demons of demon mountain. There is only one thing that matters and that sMonkey: Po！Get up!Tigress: Youll be late for work.Po:What?Dad: Po Get up! Hey, Po What are you doing up there?Po: Ahh nothing. Monkey, Mantis, Crane, Viper, Tigress Roarrr! AhhDad: Po lets go. Youre late for work.Po: C

5、oming! Sorry Dad.Dad: Sorry doesnt make the Noodles. What are you doing up there? All that noise?Po: Oh nothing. Just had a crazy dream.Dad: About what? Uh? What were you dreaming about?Po: What was I ah I was dreaming about Noodles!Dad: Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?Po: Uh ya, wha

6、t else would I be dreaming about? Oh, careful. That soup issharp!Dad: Oh! Happy day! My son finally having the noodle dream! You dont know how long I have been waiting for this moment! This is a sign, Po.Po: Uh a sign of what?Dad: You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient, of m

7、y secret ingredient soup. And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant. Just as I took over from my father who took over from his father who won it from a friend over a game of mahjong.Po: Dad, Dad, Dad, it was just a dream.Dad: No, it was THE DREAM. Were noodle folk. Broth ru

8、ns through our veins.Po: But Dad, didnt you ever well wanted to do something else? Something beside noodles?Dad: Actually, when I was young and crazy. I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu.Po: So, why didnt you?Dad: Oh, because it was a stupid dream. Can you imagine me making to

9、fu? Ha, ha, ha, TOFU, no, we all have our place in this world. Mine is here, and yours isPo: I know “is here.Dad: No! Its tables 2,5,7 and 12. Service with a smile.Master Shifu: Well done, studentsif you were trying to disappoint me. Tigress, you need more ferocity. Monkey, greater speed. Crane, hei

10、ght. Viper, subtlety. Mantis.Zeng: Master Shifu Master Shifu: What?Zeng: It its Master Oogway, he wants to see you.Master Shifu: Master Oogway, you summoned me? Is something wrong?Master Oogway: Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?Master Shifu: So, nothing is wrong? Maste

11、r Oogway: Well, I didnt say that.Master Shifu: You were saying?Master Oogway: I have had a vision. Tai Lung will return.Master Shifu: That is impossible. Hes in prison.Master Oogway: Nothing is impossible.Master Shifu: Zeng, fly to Chordom Prison. Tell them to double the guards, double the weaponsdo

12、uble everything! Tai Lung does not leave that prison.Zeng: Yes, Master Shifu!Master Oogway: One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.Master Shifu: We have to do something. We cant just have him march in the valley. And take his revenge, hell, hellMaster Oogway: Your mind is like

13、this water, my friend. When it is agitatedit becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear.Master Shifu: The Dragons scroll.Master Oogway: It is time.Master Shifu: But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrio

14、r?Master Oogway: I dont know.Po: Excuse me Sorryohsorry.Pig1: Hey, watch it, Po.Mom Rabbit: Oh!Po: Sorryahoop! Sorry, a thousand pardon. what? Master Oogway is choosing Dragon Warrior TODAY! Everyone, everyone, go, get to the Jade Palace! One of the five is going to get the Dragons Scroll. We have b

15、een waiting a thousand years for this. Just take the bowl! This is the greatest day in Kung Fu history! Dont worry about it, just go!Old Dad: Po! Where are you going?Po: To the Jade PalaceOld Dad: But youre forgetting your noodle cart. The whole valley will be there and you will sell noodle to all o

16、f them.Po: Selling noodles? But Dad, you know I was kind of thinking, maybe IOld Dad: Ya?Po: I was kind of thinking, maybe I ahhacould also sell the bean buns. Theyre about to go bad.Old Dad: Thats my boy! I told you that dream was a sign!Po: Ya Im glad I had it.Baby Rabbit1: Im the Dragon Warrior!B

17、aby Rabbit2: Me, too!Po: Almost therewhat? No!Pig: sorry Po. Well bring you back a souvenir.Po: No. Ill bring me back a souvenir. Master Shifu: It is a historic day, isnt it, Master Oogway?Master Oogway: Yes. The one I feared I would not live to see. Are your students ready?Master Shifu: Yes, Master

18、 Oogway.Master Oogway: Now know this, old friendwhomever I chose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you.Ceremony Host: Let the tournament begin!Po: No, no, no, wait! Im coming. Hey, open the door! Let me in!Ceremony Host: Citizens of the Valley of Peace. It is my great honor to pre

19、sent to you, Tigress, Viper, Crane, Monkey, Mantis! The Furious Five!Po: AhahahPo: They are the Furious five! Ahah ouch!Ceremony Host: Warriors prepare!Po: Blast, no, quick Po. Ceremony Host: Ready for battle!Po: The thousand tons of fire! Ho ha howw! Wow! Look at that! Hey, get out the way!Po: Uhho

20、hohh! Ahahah! Hiyaahouch!Ceremony Host: And finally, Master Tigress. Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet.Po: I know!Ceremony Host: Master Tigress faces Iron Arms and its Blades of Death.Master Oogway: I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.Master Shifu: Citizens of the Valley of Pea

21、ce, Master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior!Po: Hah butta No, no, no, wait! Yaa Po: ahh. Ha.ha haah! Po: Ha ha haah!Dad: Po! What are you doing?Po: What does it look like Im doing? stop, stop! Im going to see the Dragon Warrior!Dad: But I dont understand! You finally have the noodle dream!P

22、o: I lied, I dont dream about noodles, Dad! I love Kung Fu! Uuu!Dad: Oh, come on, son, lets get back to work.Po: Heay Okay Ahhahhahh!Dad: Po!Po: Ahhahh come back! Oh! Po: Oh, whats going onwhere ah what do you point OhOkay, sorry, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior wasMaster Oogway: How int

23、eresting!Tigress: Master, are you pointing at me?Master Oogway: Him.Po: Who?Master Oogway: You.Po: Me?Master Oogway: The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior.Po: What?Furious Five: What?Master Shifu: What?Dad: What?Master Shifu: Stop, wait, who told you to Master Oogway, wait! That crabby pand

24、a cant possibly be the answer to our problem. You were about to appoint the Tigress. And that thing fell in front of her! That was just an accident!Master Oogway: There are no accidents.Tigress: Forgive us, Master. We have failed you.Master Shifu: No. If the panda has not quit by morning, then I wou

25、ld have failed you.Zeng: Wait, wait, wait! I bring a message from Master Shifu.Guard: What? Double the guard? Extra precautions?Zeng: Your prison may not be adequate?Guard: You doubt my prison secutity?Zeng: Absolutely not! Shifu does. Im just the messager.Guard: Ill give you a massage for your Mast

26、er Shifu. Escape from Chordom Prison is impossible. Guard: Impressive, isnt it?Zeng: Yes, very impressive. It is very impressive.Guard: One way in, and one way out. One thousand guards and one prisoner.Zeng: Yes, except that prisoner is Tai Lung.Guard: Take us down.Zeng: Ahhahhahh ohoo.oh. Oh MY! Gu

27、ard: Behold Tai Lung Zeng: Ill umm Ill just wait right here.Guard: Its nothing to worry about. Its perfectly safe. Both posts. At the ready. Zeng: What, Posts?Guard: Hey, tough guy, did you hear? Oogway is finally going to give someone the Dragon Scroll and its not going to be you.Zeng: What are you

28、 doing? Dont get him mad!Guard: What is he going to do about it? Ive got him completely immobilized. Haa haa ha ha! Oh! Did I step on the wooly kiddys tail?Zeng: Im gonnaIve seen enough. Im gonna tell Shifu that he has nothing to worry about.Guard: No, he doesnt.Zeng: Okay, Ill tell him that.Guard:

29、HmmZeng: Can we please go now?Po: Oh, wait a second. I think there has been a slight mistake. Err everyone seems to think Im erraah the Sacred Hall of Warriors. No way. Look at this place! Master Flying-Rhinos armour! With authentic battle damage! Wow the Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp, you ca

30、n cut yourself just by looking! Ahh! Oww! The invisible Dragon of Destiny. Uuhhs Ive only seen paintings of that painting! Ahhahhahaha Heeyahyahaahahah Noo! Ho oh, oh, oh, oh The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors! Said to contain souls of the entire Tenshu army. Hello?Master Shifu: Have you finis

31、hed sightseeing?Po: Sorry, I should have come to see you first.Master Shifu: My patience is running thin.Po: Ohh? Well, I mean, its not like you are going anywhere.Master Shifu: You turn around.Po: Sure. Hey, how is it going? How do you get five Master Shifu! Ooh! . Ohh whooo Someone broke that but

32、Im going to fix it Ill do you have some glue aah ouch ooo! Im a splinter. Master Shifu: So you are the legendary Dragon Warrior, hmm?Po: Ahh, I guess so?Master Shifu: Wrong! Youre not the Dragon Warrior! You will never be the Dragon Warrior until you have learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll.Po:

33、Wow so How does this work? Do you have a ladder? A trampoline or?Master Shifu: Umph you think it is that easy that Im just going to hand you the secret to limitless power?Po: No! I Master Shifu: One must first master the highest level of Kung Fu and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone

34、like you.Po: Someone like me?Master Shifu: Yes! Look at you! This fat buttock. Flabby arms.Po: Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.Master Shifu: And this ridiculous bellyPo: Hey whooMaster Shifu: And utter disregard for personal hygienePo: Now wait a minute. Thats a little uncalled for.Master Sh

35、ifu: dont stand that close. I can smell your breath.Po: Listen, Oogway said that I was the uh the Wushi Finger Hold! Never.! Master Shifu dontMaster Shifu: Haa oh you know this hold?Po: Developed by Master Wushi in the 3rd dynasty.Master Shifu: Yes. Oh, then you must know what happens when I flex my

36、 pinky.Po: No, no, noMaster Shifu: You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards. HummPo: Okay. Okay, take it easy.Master Shifu: Now listen closely, Panda. Oogway may have picked you, but when Im through with you, I promise you, youre going to wish he hadnt. Are we cl

37、ear?Po: Yes, were clear, were clear. We are so clear.Master Shifu: Good hmm. Hmm hmm I cant wait to get started. Master Shifu: Lets begin.Po: Wait, wait, wait. Now?Master Shifu: Yes, now. Unless you think that the great Oogway was wrong and you were not the Dragon Warrior.Po: Okay. Well, I dont know

38、 if I can do all of those moves.Master Shifu: Well, if we dont try, we will never know, will we?Po: Yes, its just, maybe we can find something more suited to my level.Master Shifu: And what level is that?Po: Well you know Im not a master, but lets just start at zero. Level zero.Master Shifu: There i

39、s no such thing as level zero.Po: Hey, maybe I can start with that.Master Shifu: That? We use that for training children. And poping the door open when it is hot. But if you insistPo: Wow the Furious Five! Youre so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, mantis. Youre about the same.Ma

40、ster Shifu: Go ahead, panda, show us what you can do!Po: Ahh are they going to watch? Or should I just wait until they get back to work or something?Master Shifu: Hit it.Po: Okay, yeah, I mean, I just ate, and so, Im still digesting, so my Kung Fu meight not be as good as later on.Master Shifu: Just

41、 hit it.Po: Whatd you got? Youre got nothing cos I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to fell the thunder. Come on, crazy feet. Whatre you going to do about crazy feet? Come on, Im a blur. Im a blur. Youve never seen Bear style. Youve only seen Praying Mantis. Or Monkey style. I

42、magine snake-kiddy Snake.Master Shifu: Would you hit it!?Po: Alright. Alright.Master Shifu: Why dont you try again? A little harder.Po: Hows that? Oohhh oh, that hurts! Master Shifu: This will be easier than I thought. Po: Feeling a little nausea ouch, ouch, ouch! Oohh my tenders Po: how did I do?Ma

43、ster Shifu: There is now a level zero.Monkey: No words.Crane: Dont deny that.Tigress: I dont understand what Master Oogway was thinking.Viper: Poor guy is going to get himself killed. Crane: He is so fighty. The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky in a ball of fire.Mantis: When he walks, the very gro

44、und shakes.Tigress: One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew Kung Fu.Crane: Ya. Or could at least touch his toes.Monkey: Or even see his toes.Po: Okay great ooouuuch! . Oh hey. Hi. Youre up?Crane: Am now.Po: I was justersomedayeh? The Kung Fu stuff is hard work, righ

45、t? Your biceps soreCrane: Ive had a long and rather disappointing day, so erya I should probably get to sleep now. Po: Ya, ya, of course.Crane: Okay. Thanks.Po: Its just, Im such a big fan You guys were so totally amazing at the battle of the Weeping River. Outnumbered. A thousand to one. But you di

46、dnt stop. You just,. Oh, sorry about that.Crane: ahhlook, you dont belong here.Po: Er I know, I know. Youre right. I dont have it. Its just, my whole life, I dreamed ofCrane: No, no, no. I mean you dont belong here, I mean in this room. But this is my room. Property of Crane.Po: Oh, okay, right, rig

47、ht. So ya, you want to get to sleep. Keeping you up. Weve got big things tomorrow. Alright. Youre awesome, the last thing Im going to say. Okay, bye-bye.Po: What was that?Crane: I didnt say anything. Okay. Alright. Goodnight. Sleep well.Po: Seem a little bit awkward. Master Tigress, didnt mean to wake you. JustaTigress: You dont belong here.Po: