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1、厦门韦博博英语培培训分享享老友记记对白：1222倒人胃胃口的约约会Thhe OOne Witth tthe Ickk Faactoor厦门韦博博英语(wwww.xmmwebbi.ccom)分享的的提供一一点老友友记英语语对白资料料122倒倒人胃口口的约会会Thee Onne WWithh thhe IIck Facctorr(Sceene: Ceentrral Perrk. Eveeryoone is theere.) Moniica: Teell himm.Rachhel: Noo.Phoeebe: Teell himm, ttelll hiim.Moniica: Juust.ppleaas

2、e telll hhim.Rachhel: Shhut up!Channdleer: Teell me whaat?Moniica: Loook at youu, yyou wonnt eveen llookk att hiim.Channdleer: (ssarccastticaallyy) OOh, comme oon ttelll mee. II coouldd usse aanottherr reeasoon wwhy wommen wonnt loook aat mme.Rachhel: Alll rrighht, alll riightt, aall rigght. Laast n

3、igght, I hadd a dreeam thaat, uh, yoou aand I, werre.Phoeebe: Dooingg itt onn thhis tabble. (ppoinnts at thee taablee)Channdleer: Woww!Joeyy: EExelllennt ddreaam sscorre.Rosss: WWhy, whhy, whyy woouldd yoou ddreaam tthatt?Channdleer: Moore impporttanttly, waas II anny ggoodd?Rachhel: Weell, yoou wwe

4、ree prrettty ddamnn goood.Channdleer: Innterresttingg, ccausse iin mmy ddreaams, Im aallwwayss suurprrisiinglly iinaddequuatee. (Monnicaa paats himm onn hiis llap)Rachhel: Weell, laast nigght youu seeemeed tto kknoww yoour wayy arrounnd tthe tabble.Rosss: II loove it, whhen we shaare.(Rosss ggoess o

5、vver to thee coountter. Chhanddlerr foolloows himm.)Channdleer: Yoourre ookayy thheree?Rosss: II caantt beelivve yyou twoo haad ssex in herr drreamm.Channdleer: Im ssorrry, it wass a onee-tiime-thiing. I wass veery druunk andd i wass soomebbodyy ellses ssubcconsscioous.Openningg CrrediitsSceene: Cee

6、ntrral Perrk, conntinnuedd frrom earrlieer, Chaandller is sitttinng oon tthe tabble.Channdleer: Heelloo Raacheel.Rachhel: Geet ooff.Phoeebe: (ppoinnts at Joeeyss peen) Uh, uhh, ggimmme. Cann yoou ssee me opeerattingg a driill preess?Joeyy: II doontt knnow. Whhat aree yoou wwearringg?(Chaandller, Moo

7、nicca aand Phooebee loookss att hiim)Rosss: PPheeebs, whhy wwoulld yyou wannt tto ooperratee a driill preess?Phoeebe: Juust forr soome shoort-terrm-wworkk. YYou knoow, unttil I gget bacck ssomee off myy maassaage cliientts.Channdleer: Piirattes agaain?Phoeebe: Noo, nnothhingg liike thaat. I wwas jus

8、st.suuch a ddummmie. I tauughtt thhis maassaage-youurseelf-at-homme-wworkkshoop. Annd ttheyy arre.Joeyy: HHey, heey, Chaan. Shee coouldd woork forr yoou.Channdleer: (ssarccastticlly) Thaankss Jooey, thhats aa goood ideea.Phoeebe: Whhat. I ccoulld, I ccoulld ddo iit. Whaat iis iit?Channdleer: Weell,

9、myy seecreetarry iis ggonnna bbe oout forr a couuplee off weeekss. SShe is havvingg onne oof hher booobs redduseed. (Rooss loooks at herr.) Its aa whholee biig bboobb sttoryy.Phoeebe: I couuld be a ssecrretaary.Channdleer: Weell, yoou kknoww Phhoebbs. I ddont kknoww iff itts youur kkindda tthinng, b

10、eccausse iit iinvoolvees aa loot oof bbeinng nnormmal. Foor aa laargee poortiion of thee daay.Phoeebe: I couuld do thaat.(Rosssss beeepeer ggoess offf)Rachhel: Whhat aree yoou pplayyingg wiith?Rosss: OOh, its mmy nnew beeeperr.Joeyy: WWhatt thhe hhelll dooes a ppaleeonttoloogisst nneedd a beeeperr f

11、oor?Moniica: Iss itt liike forr diinossaurr emmerggencciess. Hellp, comme qquicck, theeyrre sstilll eextiinctt.Rosss: NNo, its ffor wheen CCarool ggoess innto labbor. Shhe ccan gett mee whhereeverr I am. I meaan, alll shhe hhas to do is to diaal 555-JJIMBBO.Channdleer: A coool pphonne nnumbber, annd

12、 aa poossiiblee naame forr thhe kkid.Moniica: Alll rrighht, Illl ssee youu guuys latter. (rraisses)Rachhel: Offf tto ssee youung Ethhan?Moniica: Thhankk yoou.Joeyy: HHow youung is youung Ethhan? Yooungg?Moniica: Hees. ourr agge.Channdleer: Whhen we werre?Moniica: Okkay, hees a sseniior in colllegge.

13、Rosss: CColllegee?Channdleer: Whhoa! Annd tthiss maanchhildd haas nno pprobblemm wiith howw olld yyou aree?Moniica: Noo, oof ccourrse nott. IItss noot eevenn ann isssuee. CCausse II toold himm I wass 222.All: Whhat?Moniica: Ohh, II caantt paass forr 222?Phoeebe: Weell, maaybee 255-266.Moniica: I am

14、26.Phoeebe: Thheree yoou ggo.Sceene: Chhanddlerrs offficee, hhe aand Phooebee arre ttherre wwhenn thhe pphonne sstarrts rinnginng.Channdleer: Caan yyou heaar tthatt?Phoeebe: (pplayys wwithh a thuumbttackk reemovver) Yeeah?Channdleer: Seee tthattlll sttop wheen yyou picck uup tthe phoone.Phoeebe: Ohh

15、. UUh, Imm onn. (piccks up thee phhonee)Phoeebe: (wwithh a deeep vvoicce) Mr. Biings ooffiice. (LListtenss) NNo IIm sorrry, hees in a mmeettingg riightt noow.Channdleer: Im nnot in a mmeettingg. IIm rigght. Whooopss.Phoeebe: Wiill he knoow wwhatt thhis is in reffereencee too? (Lisstenns) Andd hee ha

16、as yyourr nuumbeer? (Liisteens) Alll rrighht, Illl ssee thaat hhe ggetss thhe mmesssagee. BBye byee.Channdleer: Whaat?Phoeebe: Rooss sayys hhi.Channdleer: Ah!Phoeebe: Thhis is so funn. AAll rigght, whhat do we do noww?Channdleer: Weell, noow, I aactuuallly hhavee too geet tto wworkk.Phoeebe: Moost l

17、ikkelyy. (raiisess annd ggoess toowarrd tthe dooor) Okaay, Imm goonnaa bee ouut ttherre.Channdleer: Okaay.Phoeebe: Alll rrighht. Byee byye.Channdleer: Byye bbye.(Thee innterrcomm buuzzees)Channdleer: (aanswweriing it) Yees?Phoeebe: Whhatccha doiin?Channdleer: Oooh. (leeanss aggainnst thee deesk)Scee

18、ne: Moonicca aand Racchells, Moonicca aand Racchell arre ttherre. Monnicaa iss juust finnishhingg clleanningg thhe wwinddowss.Moniica: Wiindoows aree clleann, ccanddelss arre llit. Uhh, bbeltts to tigght, goottaa chhangge tthe bellt. Didd I turrn tthe fissh? (gooes oveer tto tthe kittcheen tto cchec

19、ck oon tthe dinnnerr) NNo, cauuse I mmadee laasaggne. (tto RRachhel) Amm I outt off coontrrol?Rachhel: Juust a ttoucch. Monn, II doontt unnderrstaand. I meaan, youuvee beeen dattingg thhis guyy siincee liike, whhat. hiss miidteermss? II meean, whhy aall thee suuddeen aare youu soo. Ohh.Moniica: Whha

20、t?Rachhel: Coouldd toonigght be thee Niightt?Moniica: I donnt knoow. Loook hhess a greeat guyy annd II loove beiing witth hhim butt. yoou kknoww. TThinngs happpenn, aand theey hhapppen. Yoou ddont pplann thhesee thhinggs.Rachhel: Soo, ddid youu shhavee yoour leggs?Moniica: Yeeah.Rachhel: A-ha!Sceene

21、: Ceentrral Perrk. Joeey aand Rosss aare theere.Joeyy: WWoulld yyou lett itt goo Rooss. Itt waas jjustt a dreeam. Itt dooesnnt meaan.(Rosssss beeepeer ggoess offf)Rosss: OOh, oh. Ohh, ooh. Oh thiis iis iit. Oh my godd itts babby ttimee. BBabyy tiime.Joeyy: AAll rigght, reelaxx, rrelaax. Jusst rrelaa

22、x, jusst rrelaax. Be coool, be coool.(Rosss ddialls aa nuumbeer oon hhis celllullar phoone)Rosss: (on phoone) Yeeah, hii, II waas jjustt beeepeed. (paausee) NNo, Anddr?iis nnot herre. (too Jooey) Thhirdd tiime todday. (oon pphonne) Yess, IIm surre. NNo, sirr. II doontt peerfoorm thoose kinnd oof sse

23、rvvicees.Joeyy: SServvicees? (Rooss loooks at himm) OOh, serrvicces.Rosss: (on phoone) Yeeah, yoou wwantt 555-JUUMBOO. YYeahh, tthatts rigght. Thhats rrighht, JUMMBO witth aa U, siir. (paausee) NNo, bellivee mee, yyou donnt wannt mme. Juddginng bby hhis nummberr, IId be a hhugee diisapppoiintmmentt.

24、 (pauuse) Alll rrighhtiee, bbye byee.(Phooebee annd CChanndleer eenteer)Joeyy: HHey, heey. Howw waas tthe firrst dayy?Phoeebe: Ohh, eexelllennt. Eveeryoone wass soo, sso nnicee.Channdleer: Seee, it payys tto kknoww thhe mman whoo weearss myy shhoess. (Joeey aand Rosss wwondder whaat hhe mmeanns) Me.

25、Phoeebe: Noo, II diidnt ttelll annyboody thaat II knnew youu.Channdleer: Whhy nnot?Phoeebe: Ohh, bbecaausee, yyou knoow. ttheyy doontt liike youu.Channdleer: Whaat?!Phoeebe: I thooughht yyou kneew tthatt.Channdleer: Nooho. Whho ddoessntt thhey likke mme?Phoeebe: Evveryyonee. EExceept forr uhh. noo e

26、vveryyonee.Channdleer: Whhat aree yoou ttalkkingg abboutt?Phoeebe: Doontt feeel badd. YYou knoow ttheyy ussed to likke yyou a llot. Buut tthenn yoou ggot proomotted, annd, youu knnow, noow yyoure likke Mr. Booss Mann. Youu knnow, Mrr. BBingg. MMr. Binng, Booss Mann Biing.(Joeey aand Rosss llaugghs)C

27、hanndleer: I cannt bellivee itt.Phoeebe: Yeeah, yeeah. Thhey eveen ddo yyou.Channdleer: Thhey do me?Phoeebe: Yoou kknoww liike. uh okaay. uuh. Couuld thaat rrepoort be anyy laaterr?(Joeey aand Rosss llaugghs)Channdleer: I donnt souund likke tthatt.Rosss: OOh, oh Chaandller.Joeyy: OOh. YYeahh, yyou d

28、o.Rosss: Thee hiillss weere aliive witth tthe souund of mmusiic.(Phooebee, JJoeyy annd RRosss laaughhs)Joeyy: (reaachees ffor hi scooness) MMy ssconnes.Phoeebe, Jooey, annd RRosss: My scooness.(Phooebee, JJoeyy annd RRosss laaughhs aagaiin)Channdleer: Okkay, I donnt souund likke tthatt. TThatt iss s

29、oo noot ttruee.(Joeey aand Chaandller lauughss)Channdleer: Thhat is so nott. Thhat is so nott. Thhat. Oh, shhut up!(Phooebee, JJoeyy annd RRosss laaughh)Sceene: Moonicca aand Racchells, Moonicca aand Youung Ethhan aree siittiing in thee coouchh.Moniica: Diid nnot.Younng EEthaan: I aam ttelllingg yoo

30、u, up unttil I wwas, liike ninne, I tthouughtt thhat gunnpoiint wass ann acctuaal pplacce wwherre ccrimmes happpenn.Moniica: Hoow wwas thaat pposssiblle?Younng EEthaan: Welll, thiink aboout it. Itts alwwayss onn thhe nnewss. A mman is beiing helld uup, at gunnpoiint. Touurissts aree beeingg teerroor

31、issed, att guunpoointt. Andd I jusst kkeptt thhinkkingg: wwhy doees ppeopple conntinnue to go theere? (HHe ccheccks hiss waatchh.) Oh, ahh. II shhoulld ggo.Moniica: Okkay.(Theey kkisss)Younng EEthaan: Okaay.Moniica: Unnlesss.Younng EEthaan: Whaat?Moniica: Uhh, aah. Unllesss yoou wwannna sstayy ovver

32、? I meaan, Imm gooingg too, sso.Younng EEthaan: Yeaah, Idd reeallly llikee thhat.(Theey kkisss)Younng EEthaan: Uuhh, bbefoore we gett innto anyy sttayiing-oveer-sstufff, theere is sommethhingg yoou sshouuld knoow.Moniica: Okkay, iss thhis likke I hhavee ann eaarlyy cllasss toomorrroww oor Imm seecre

33、etlyy maarriied to a ggoatt?Younng EEthaan: Welll iitss soomewwherre iin bbetwweenn. YYou seee, iin aa sttricctlyy teechnnicaal ssensse, of couursee, IIm nott uhh., wwelll I, I meaan II haavennt eveer uuh.Moniica: Etthann?Younng EEthaan: Yeaah?Moniica: Arre yyou a vvirggin?Younng EEthaan: Welll, if

34、thaatss whhat youu kiids aree caalliing it theese dayys tthenn, yyes I aam. I uuh, Ivve kkindda bbeenn waaitiing forr thhe rrighht ppersson.Moniica: Reeallly?Younng EEthaan: Yeaah. Youu doo knnow I wwas tallkinng aabouut yyou, riightt?(Theey kkisss)Timme llapsse. Theey aare noww inn Mooniccass beedr

35、ooom, onn thhe bbed.Younng EEthaan: Woww!Moniica: Yoou kkeepp saayinng tthatt.Younng EEthaan: Youu knnow, yoou rreadd abboutt itt, yyou seee itt inn thhe mmoviies. Evven wheen yyou praactiice it at homme, mann ohh maan, it is notthinng llikee thhat.(Theey kkisss)Moniica: Liisteen, uh, yoou ttoldd me

36、e soometthinng tthatt waas rreallly diffficcultt foor yyou. Annd II, II-I figgureed iif yyou couuld be honnestt, tthenn I cann too.Younng EEthaan: Oh godd, ddont ttelll mee, II diid iit wwronng.Moniica: Noo-noo. NNothhingg wrrongg abboutt thhat. Younng EEthaan: Oh.Moniica: Umm, ookayy, hheree itt go

37、oes. Im nnot 22. Im, Imm 255. annd tthirrteeen mmontths. Younng EEthaan: Huhh!Moniica: Buut II fiigurred, yoou kknoww, tthatt shhoulldnt cchannge anyythiing. I meaan, whaat tthe helll ddoess itt maatteer hhow oldd wee arre.(Theey kkisss)Younng EEthaan: Uh, liisteen uum, as lonng aas wwerre ttellling

38、g sttufff, uuh, I hhavee annothher onee foor yyou. Im aa liittlle yyounngerr thhan I ssaidd.Moniica: Yoourre nnot a sseniior?Younng EEthaan: Oh, Im aa seenioor. iin HHighh Scchoool.Moniica: Okk.ay.Commmercciall BrreakkSceene: Mooniccass Beedrooom, coontiinueed ffromm eaarliier.Moniica: Whhat we didd

39、 waas wwronng. Oh godd, II juust hadd seex wwithh soomebbodyy thhat wassntt allivee duurinng tthe Biccenttennniall.Younng EEthaan: I jjustt haad ssex.Moniica: Etthann, ffocuus. Howw coouldd yoou nnot telll mme?Younng EEthaan: Welll, youu neeverr toold me howw olld yyou werre.Moniica: Weell, thhats d

40、difffereent. Myy liie ddidnnt makke oone of us a ffeloon iin 448 sstattes. Whhat werre yyou thiinkiing?Younng EEthaan: I wwasnnt thiinkiing. I wass tooo bbusyy faalliin.Moniica: Doontt saay iit. (cllosees EEthaanss moouthh wiith herr haand)Younng EEthaan: .in lovve wwithh yoou.Moniica: Reeallly?Youn

41、ng EEthaan: (noods) Soorryy.Moniica: Weell,falll oout of it. Yoou kknoww, yyou shooulddntt evven be herre, its aa scchoool nnighht. Oh godd, ooh ggod. Im llikee thhosee woomenn thhat youu seee wwithh shhinyy guuys nammed Chaad. Imm Jooan Colllinns.Younng EEthaan: Whoo? Sceene: Moonicca aand Racchell

42、s, evveryyonee exxeptt Moonicca iis ttherre.Rosss: (on phoone) Okkay, Anndr?shoouldd bee thheree inn liike 45 minnutees. Alll riighttie, byye bbye. (tto PPhoeebe) Juust eassierr thhat wayy.Channdleer: Ohh, ccomee onn. YYou tolld mme aabouut tthe lasst ddreaam.Rachhel: Noo, fforgget it.Channdleer: Oh

43、h, wwhy nott. WWas I ddoinng aanytthinng ppartticuularrly. sauucy?Rachhel: Alll rrighht, finne. Um, yoou wweree noot tthe onlly oone theere. (CCameera faddes to Rosss, whoos lisstenningg veery carrefuullyy) JJoeyy waas ttherre ttoo.Joeyy: AAll rigght. (MMovees cclosser.)Rosss: WWas theere.uuh, huhh,

44、 hhuh, huuh. aandyyboddy, anyyboddy eelsee thheree.Rachhel: Noo.Rosss: YYoure surre? Nobbodyy uhh, hhandded outt uhh, mmintts oor aanytthinng?Rachhel: Noo, iit wwas jusst tthe thrree of us.Rosss: HHuh!Joeyy: SSo, telll mme. Wass itt liike youu annd CChanndleer, andd thhen youu annd mme, or youu annd mme aand Chaandller?Rachhel: (llaugghs) Yoou kknoww whhat?Joeyy: WWhatt?Rachhel: Thheree weere timmes wheen iit wwasnnt eveen mme.(Chaandller andd Jooey lauughss, uuntiil ttheyy loook at eacch ootheer tthenn reecoiil iin hh