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1、J世上没人比我强壮? Nobody else is stronger than I am J）昨天我移了一座山）Yesterday I moved a mountain JJ我相信我能当你的英雄JI bet I could be your hero J）我是个了不起的小家伙Jj I am a mighty little man J/我是个了不起的小家伙? I am a mighty little man J少年谢尔顿少年谢尔顿前情提要Previously on Young Sheldon.乔治罗伊-George? - Roy.你现在在这里工作吗You work here now?是啊毕竟你跟后

2、援会的其他人Yeah, just nights and weekends since you and the boosters通通都想我下岗are gunning for my neck.怎么了Whats going on?我怀孕了Im pregnant.大家开始在谈论小乔治的事了People are talking about Georgie.或许休息一段时间好好处理家里的事Maybe take some time off. Focus on things at home.你是要炒了她吗Are you firing her?有必要这样吗我觉得有-Is that really necessar

3、y? -1 believe it is.我听人说过父亲们是真正的超级英雄Ive heard people say fathers are the real superheroes.我爸爸不会飞My dad couldnt fly折不了钢铁你也不会想看他穿紧身衣or bend steel, and you would not want to see him in Spandex, 但就像超人一样and we used to go down across the border去墨西哥买♥♥廉价的烟and get em cheap in Mexico.多廉价啊How ch

4、eap?考虑少付的税与汇率Well, between the taxes and the peso,基本就不要钱practically nothing.那就这么干吧Lets do that.我才不要大老远开去墨西哥Im not driving to Mexico.不用你去我去就行I dont need you. Til go.所以我该开去哪里Where do I go?我才不告诉你为什么啊-Im not telling you. - Why?因为你在我国就是个蠢货Cause youre dumb in this country.鬼知道你去别国会变啥God knows what you are

5、anywhere else.行那我就一路向南Fine. Til just head south开到哪就是哪and see where it takes me.我真没想到你居然知道是在南边Im impressed you knew it was south.万一它很痒会让我不停想它呢But what if it*s scratchy and its all I can think about?就只是腋毛罢了Its just armpit hair.我都还没长呢Well, I dont even have it yet它就已经在蚕食鲸吞我的思绪and its already consuming m

6、y thoughts.好了谢尔顿你是个聪明孩子All right, Sheldon, you are a smart kid.你不可能不知道有一天一定会发生吧Now, you had to know that this was gonna happen eventually. 我现在是个聪明孩子但我一年后会变什么呢Im a smart kid now, but what will I be in a year?聪明的少年嘛A smart young man.然后是聪明的成人And then a smart adult.开始得烦恼钱与婚姻冲突With money problems and mar

7、ital strife以及你所能想出的每个问题and every other problem you can think of.我估计会长出个啤酒肚Fil probably have a beer belly.或姜汁啤酒肚Or root beer belly.好啦谢尔顿All right, now, Sheldon.当个大人也不全是坏处啊being a grown-up isnt all bad, right?确实啦你的I mean, yeah, sure, your.你的身体各方面开始衰退you know, your body starts to fall apart.但有一个窗口大概是在2

8、2岁But there is a window at about, mm, 22那段日子一切都是.where everythings just. mwah.当我22岁那会儿Oh, when I was 22,我还是个健壮的金发美少年I was a strapping blonde oak of a man.当我走过街上时到处有人为我倾倒rd walk down the street, you could hear the knees buckle. 如果我能回到那时候If I could go back,我一定时时刻刻都穿着比基尼I would wear nothing but a bikin

9、i, 24-7.我的脑子在巅峰状态My mind was a steel trap.圆周率能随便背个25位数I could rattle off pi to 25 places.到今天Today.我都不确定我早上车停哪了not sure where I parked.我有一次去法国玩了一个月I once went to France for a month 就是跟我在机场酒吧碰到的帅哥 with a man I met in the airport bar. 虽然错过了祖母的葬礼但Missed my grandmothers funeral, but. 哎哟喂 ooh, la-la.光阴似箭啊

10、It all went by so fast.过去太快了Too fast.我是青春期新手Im new to puberty.你们这是对上眼了吗Is this sexual tension?给你Here.这是什么Whats this?分类广♥告♥Classifieds.开始吧Lets do this.当真吗Really?是啊我们可以坐在这生闷气Yeah, we could sit here and sulk 也可以努力找工作 or we can find jobs.拿起笔把适合的工作圈起来Now, pick up that pen and start circling

11、. 好吧All right.看有什么工作招人Let*s see what we have here.找到一个Heres one.要求有大学学历College degree required.我不会打字I cant type.我会啊你一分钟能打90字吗-1 can. - 90 words a minute?继续找Lets keep looking.事实上我敢说我能比你更快找到工作In fact, I bet I find a job faster than you can.走着瞧Well see about that.我们怎么会任何工作都不符资格啊How are we not qualified

12、 for anything?还是有一两个符合条件的Well, there were a couple.我才不会去废车场Im not gonna be night security guard当夜班保安好吗乔治at the junkyard, George.你倒是可以You can.你明知道我容易打瞌睡You know I get sleepy.我早上去接你行吗So Ell pick you up in the morning?别太早我得先遛米琪Well, not too early. I have to walk Mitzy.你的狗吗Your dog?我老婆她新换了人工骨宽关节The wife

13、. She got a new hip,医生说她得多运动and the doc says she needs to keep it moving.我还是得知道你家地址Well, I still need your address.木槿公♥寓♥4244 号♥4244 Hibiscus Court.什么情况What*s going on here?韦德要和我一起去墨西哥Wades coming with me to Mexico.为什么Why?因为要开很长时间的车Its a long drive.而且他懂几句西班牙语And he knows a littl

14、e Spanish.系呀Si.是吗Okay.你准备在哪买♥&hearts 1烟系呀Si?你会送命的You*re gonna get yourself killed.我没别的选择I got no choice.我的孩子马上要出生了I got a kid coming.如果你下定决心要去墨西哥我跟你一起去If youre hell-bent on going to Mexico； Fm going with you.我要坐副驾Shotgun.没你的份韦德You are not coming, Wade.瞭了吗Comprende?系呀Si.有好消息哦Hey, good news.我刚去

15、戴维森超♥市♥买♥♥杂货I was picking up some groceries at Davidsons.发现他们在雇人Theyre hiring.对你来说挺好啊Yeah, well, good for you.我也给你拿了申请表I got an application for you, too.我不可能去超♥市♥打工 玛丽为什么 Im not working at a supermarket, Mary. - Why not?因为我曾是高中橄榄球队主教练Cause I was head coach o

16、f the high school football team.怎么能干这种把杂货装入袋的活儿Im not bagging peoples groceries.这工作不偷不抢的乔治Its an honest job, George.很丢人好吗It*s embarrassing.养活自己家人是丢人的事吗Its embarrassing to provide for your family?丢人是因为我拼命工作了那么多年Its embarrassing that I busted my ass all these years, 却沦落至此and this is where I am.我和你共进退啊

17、Im right there with you.我也失业了I lost my job, too.是啊是啊当然一样了Yeah, it*s exactly the same.你知道你是什么货色吗You know what you are?我不会说出口但你心里清楚Im not gonna say it, but you know.怎么回事What the hell?救命Help.-发生了怪事-我现在没空理你乔治-Something weirds going on. - Not now, George.我得给孩子们准备好午餐送他们上学I have to finish making the kids1

18、lunches, get them然后去找新工作to school, and then go looking for a new job.但我变成爸爸了But Im turning into my father.我才没时间听你正在经历的危机I don*t have time for whatever crisis you*re going through. 再说你为什么还穿着这身制♥服♥And why are you still wearing that uniform?你都不在那里工作了You dont even work there anymore.可能是因为其

19、他衣服还没被洗干净吧Well, maybe nothing else was clean.你是成年人了不会自己洗衣服吗You*re a grown man- you can wash your own clothes. 你俩别吵了行吗Would you two quit fighting?又不是只有你们家遇到困难You aint the only one with problems.真要命你怎么总赖在我们家For Godrs sakes, why are you always here?别凶她-你对我就超凶啊-Dont be mean to her. - Youre mean to me.我只

20、是来给你们送信的死胖子Im just dropping off your mail, fatass.全是缴费单哦And its nothing but bills.刚看完婴儿医生回来Just got back from the baby doctor.曼蒂怀的是三胞胎 见鬼了Mandys having triplets. Dang it.我们该怎么如何是好How we gonna handle all this?谢尔顿只能退学I guess Sheldons gonna have to去找工作了drop out of school and get a job.听说煤矿在招人I hear the

21、 coal mine*s hiring.那工作对他来说太脏了吧Aint that too messy for him?那孩子迟早得长大接受社会的毒打The boys got to grow up sometime.说得太对了Aint that the truth.他都冒了丑兮兮的大红痘Hes got that nasty pimple,离长大成人也不远了so hes well on his way.这话题很沉重Heavy stuff.但就像毛毛虫But like a. caterpillar蜕变为蝴蝶transforming into a butterfly,过程中难免有些尴尬事things

22、need to get a little weird along the way.大家怎么可能会不喜欢我们How can people not like us?这表演多精彩啊That was awesome.脓汁愿意接小孩派对的表演活动哦And Pus is available for childrens parties.我讨厌你I hate you.你最好是有急事This better be an emergency.我的痘痘迫使我开始担忧未来My pimple has me concerned about the future.死不了人就不是急事Not an emergency.晚安Goo

23、d night.但我们是双胞胎有特殊的情谊But were twins and we have a special bond, 所以你不能在我危难之时无视我so you cant ignore me in my time of need.看好了Watch me.我很害怕And Im scared.可恶Damn it.你在烦恼什么What*s the problem?我的童年要结束了My childhood is ending.那又怎样So?你看我们身边的人全都苦不堪言Look at everyone around us theyre all miserable.爸爸妈妈失业了Mom and D

24、ad are unemployed.他们无时无刻不在吵架Theyre constantly fighting.小乔治要当爸爸了Georgies having a child.首先永远不会有冤大头给你生猴子First of all, no one*s having a kid with you, ever.话别说太满毕竟我拥有出众才智Dont be so sure. With this intellect,这种遗传基因会很抢手my genetic material will be a hot commodity.我对生小孩也是你这感受Thats how I feel.你为什么不担忧未来How d

25、oes the future not concern you?可能是因为我有向往的事I guess theres stuff Tm looking forward to.比方什么Like what?约会Going on dates?无聊Boring.开车Driving.吓人Scary.结婚Getting married.希望是嫁给香草冰嘻哈歌♥手Hopefully to Vanilla Ice.你想嫁给冰淇淋吗You want to marry a snow cone?谢尔顿你一定也有迫不及待想去做的事Sheldon, there has to be stuff youre ex

26、cited to do.当然有拿到博士学位Of course. Getting my PhD,获得诺贝尔奖winning the Nobel Prize,和质子教授见面getting to meet Professor Proton,和斯蒂芬霍金共事working with Stephen Hawking.那当你开始焦虑不安时Okay, so, when you start to get upset,就想想这些事focus on that stuff.可是But.假如我长大后这些都没有实视呢what if I grow up and none of those things ever happ

27、en?你只能反复尝试过才知道结果All you can do is try and find out.这是科学方法的基本原理Those are the fundamentals of the scientific method.这还用你说No doy.香柏木箱的真正零售价是The actual retail price of the cedar chest六百美元is $600.-我买♥♥了今天的分类广♥告♥-好棒哦-1 got todays classifieds. - Great.你想看看吗并不想-Want to look throu

28、gh them? - Not really.你打算一整天就干这个吗Is this what youre gonna do all day?我晚点会去巴拉德店里上班I got a shift at Ballards later.你能放过我了吗Can you get off my back?好吧Fine.我去找工作Im gonna go find a job.你就坐在这You just sit there-自怨自艾吧已怨-and feel sorry for yourself. - Done.你将要玩弹珠游戏You are going to play Plinko.But like Superma

29、n,他也有自己的“孤独堡垒”he had his Fortress of Solitude.我能再来一杯吗Can I get another?你好啊乔治Hey, George.这下好了Great.好啦别这样嘛Come on, now, dont be like that.我请你喝一杯啤酒吧Let me buy you a beer.我才不要你送啤酒也别跟我假客套I dont need your beer and don*t act like were friends.敦亲阵邻嘛Just being nice.拉倒吧你想让我丢工作Right. You try to get me fired,现在

30、再请我喝杯啤酒就万事大吉了吗and then buy me a beer, and everythings good.乔治George,整个小镇都知道你带的队伍惨不忍♥睹the whole damn town knows your teams a disaster.是吗Is that so?要我发起个民调吗Should I take a poll?你还是滚回去自己的桌子吧You should go back to your table.我并不想补失意倒地的人一脚I dont want to kick a man when hes down.我才没倒Oh, I aint down.

31、我不想说I hate to tell you.但你就是啊But, yeah, you are.你赶紧跑就对了Yeah, you better walk away.弹珠游戏耶Ooh, Plinko.等我们上了 281高速Once we hit 281, 就是一条直路通往边境 its a straight shot to the border. 这一切太疯狂了Its all crazy.你指什么事What is?一年前我还是个无忧无虑的少男A year ago I had nothing to worry about. 根本不知道之后会有多惨I had no idea how good I had

32、 it.假如一年之后Well, what if a year from now 更灾难its a disaster,现在相比起来都算快乐呢and this looks good?我没被抚慰到Thats not helping.淡定啦有一天你会到我这年纪Oh, relax, someday you11! be my age, 孩子全长大成人日子又会好起来的 your kidsll be grown up, all be good again. 但那是50年后的事了吧But thats, like, 50 years from now.是啊老娘等超久了Yeah, I waited a long t

33、ime for it.所以你就别逼逼了So quit your bitching. 我喜欢这首歌♥Ooh, I love this song.J为狂野欲望所束缚Jj Bound by wild desires JRing of fire - Johnny Cash）我跌进了火圈JI fell into a ring of fire j我的人生都乱套了你还有心情唱歌♥My lifes falling apart and youre singing?）我跌进了燃烧的火圈JJ I fell into a burning ring of fire JJ我一路坠落JI wen

34、t down, down, down J）火焰越窜越高JJ And the flames went higher JJ越烧越猛JAnd it burns, burns, burns JJ火圈在哪里JJ That ring of fire Where? J）火圈）? The ring of fire J玛丽你好Oh, hey, Mary.如果你来找你妈今天不是她球队的比赛日If youre looking for your mother, her leagues not today. 其实我是来找你的Actually, Im here for you.为什么Whys that?我在分类广&hea

35、rts;告♥看到你想找人帮助I saw in the classifieds that yourre looking for help. 我想申请职位I would like to apply.你怎么会想在这工作呢You dont want to work here.我这可有个酒吧I mean, there*s a bar.上帝痛恨酒吧God hates that.耶稣把水变成红酒Jesus turned water into wine.我想他老人家不会有意见的I think hed be cool with it.这份工作其实挺无聊的Well, you know, its. i

36、ts actually a pretty boring job.主要是管理工资和记账Its mostly payroll and bookkeeping.我在教会就是干这个的That is exactly what I did at the church.甚至可以说正是我的强项In fact, you might say its right up my alley.我说不好玛丽I dont know, Mary.我们是邻居Were neighbors.扯上金钱关系真的好吗Is this a good idea?老实说Honestly.我的生活在分崩离析everything is falling

37、 apart.我只是需要一件好事发生I just need one good thing to happen.我觉得我们应该去急诊室Maybe we should go to the emergency room.不过是颗痘痘挤掉就好啦Its just a pimple. Pop it.不行No.我来挤Ill do it.我最喜欢看到脓溅到镜子上I like when it hits the mirror.别动哦Now hold still.我们和谢尔顿相处的时间似乎已到尾声It seems weve reached the end of our time with Sheldon.但这不是真

38、正的告别But its never truly goodbye.关键时刻我们还会回来的Well be back in moments of stress.比方重要考试日Like a big test.或是我个人最喜欢的Or my personal favorite,全校集体照日school picture day.你今天过得怎么样How was your day?糟透了Awful.不过Oh. Well.我有好消息哦I have good news.我正需要点正能量I could use it.我在保龄球馆找到工作了I got a job at the bowling alley.和布兰达共事吗

39、Working with Brenda?每天都一起Every day.这真是That is. really.-天大的好消息-是呀-really good news. - Mm-hmm.喂Hello.乔治我是康妮Hey, George, its Connie.什么事Whats up?我和小乔治在边境遇到点麻烦Georgie and I ran into a little problem at the border.什么边境啊What border?美墨边境The Mexican one.我们被捕了We got arrested.什么谁打来的-What? - Who is it?我妹妹鼓励我坦然接

40、受青春期My sister encouraged me to embrace adolescence 将之视为科学发现的旅程as a journey of scientific discovery.我面对着一个全新的青少年世界I stood before a whole new teenage world of music, 充满着音乐潮语甚至还有穿衣风格slang words and even clothing styles.很时髦吧Pretty groovy, huh?我会不会酷到没朋友啊Wow, I might look too cool.这就是为什么This is why the on

41、ly bar我唯一会泡的“吧”是苹果店的“天才吧”I frequent is the Genius Bar at the Apple Store.这是什么What is that?被虫咬了吗A bug bite?您好请容我自我介绍Hello, allow me to introduce myself.小人姓座名疮I am Acne Vulgarus.坊间人称青春痘More commonly known as the pimple.老实说这两个名字听起来都令人不适Frankly, neither name paints a very pretty picture, 但脓疱的人生就是如此but s

42、uch is the life of a pustule.这位是我的多年同事And this is my longtime colleague, 脓汁Pus.我们的到来通常伴随着丑陋与不适Now, were usually associated with, uh, ugliness and discomfort； 但我想申诉我们应该代表着成长but I would argue were actually a symbol of growth.在本次案例中谢尔顿迈入In this case, Sheldon Coopers ascent-或者说跌入成年期or descent- into adul

43、thood.而我们就像是标示牌Kind of a signpost that says,”欢迎来到青春期”You are now entering puberty.你进入青春期啦！就像这样Yeah, like that.看起来不像是虫咬啊Doesnt look like a bug bite.应该是长青春痘吧Ifs probably a pimple.不可能我才不长那玩意呢Its not, I dont get those.你们也能猜到我们青春痘As you might expect, we pimples are not并不喜欢爆破之类的事物very fond of popping thin

44、gs,但我马上要去戳破这小男孩的幻想泡泡but I was about to burst this young mans bubble. 没错就是痘Oh, yeah, thats a zit.-才不是我卫生习惯无懈可击-痘-No, its not. My hygiene is impeccable. - Zit.每个人迟早都会有这天的宝贝Everybody gets em sooner or later, baby.我才不是凡夫俗子Im not everybody.从来没有人乐意见到我No one is ever happy to see me.我的心理治疗师说那是他们的问题 不赖我My th

45、erapist says thafs their problem, not mine.但说实话But, honestly,心真的会痛it hurts.脓汁Pus?这应该是可以畅所欲言的平安空间This is supposed to be a safe space.我昨晚遇到罗伊了So I ran into Roy last night.然后呢Okay.感觉我差不多要卷铺盖了Sounds like Im done here.他这么说了吗-基本上吧-He said that? - Basically.估计找了卡迪基大学那个教练吧Its probably that coach from Cartha

46、ge.其实呢.Actually.不是这样its not.怎么了What*s going on?他们找了我I got offered the job.韦恩Wayne.我还没给答复呢I-I didnt answer yet.我想先跟你沟通过再回复I wanted to talk it over with you first.有什么好沟通的你想要接对吧Whats to talk about? You want it, right?是啊但是Well, yeah, but.我不想背着你容许but not behind your back.我来帮你省点麻烦吧Fil make it easy for you.这一点都没有省麻烦啊That did not make it easier.早啊乔治Morning, George.我知道发生什么了I know whats going on.抱歉Im sorry.我尽力帮你争取过了I did everything I could.你知道我是支持你的吧对对对-You know Im on your side. - Yeah, right.我们还是希望你带完今年We still want you t