英语对话短文两人幽默关于幽默的英语短文精选.doc

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1、英语对话短文两人幽默_关于幽默的英语短文精选随着社会经济的开展和全球化的深化,学习者对于英语学习的要求也发生了变化。英语越来越成为人们使用的一种工具。WTT精心搜集了关于幽默的英语短文，供大家欣赏学习!关于幽默的英语短文：我家的聪明狗会买报纸A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper.His friend insisted on a demonstration(演示) and handed the dog some money - The dog tr

2、otted(小跑) off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.“How much did you give him?” asked the owner.“Five dollars.”“Well, that e_plains it.When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie.”聪明狗一位养狗人声称：要是给了爱犬钱，它便会到报亭买份报纸来。他的朋友坚持要来做个演示，并给了狗一些钱。狗一溜小跑着去了。但一个小时过去了，仍不见它带报纸回来。“你给了它多少钱?”

3、狗的主人问。“五元。”“这就是了。你给它五元钱时，它就去看电影。”关于幽默的英语短文：I know who god is!A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.The so

4、n, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and straight.The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?儿子：妈妈，上帝是白人还是黑人?妈妈：宝贝，上帝是白人

5、也是黑人!儿子：那上帝是男人还是女人?妈妈：宝贝，上帝是男人也是女人!儿子：哦。我知道了，上帝是迈克尔·杰克逊!关于幽默的英语短文：A Soldiers Brilliant IdeaMr.Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air.He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a wi

6、ndow seat.He found all of them had already had been taken e_cept for one.There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr.Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it.When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a no

7、tice on it.It was written in ink and said, “This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you.” Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat

8、, not beside a window, to sit in.Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane.The soldier, who was watching the passengers ing in, quickly took the notice

9、 off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the pany of the girl during the whole trip.由于生意方面的事，罗宾逊先生得出趟门。因为有点紧急，他决定坐飞机。乘机旅行时，他喜欢靠窗坐，故而一登机，他就寻找一个靠窗的座位。他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着。在那空座位边坐着一名士兵。令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是，这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置。罗宾逊先生不管那些，他马上径直朝那个空座位走去。然而，等到了那儿，他看见座位上有那么启事，是用钢笔写的：“为保持装载平衡，特预设该位置，谢谢合作。”罗宾

10、逊先生还从来没有在飞机上见过如此不同寻常的启事。不过，他想飞机上一定装了什么特别重的物品，于是他找了个不靠窗的位置。又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他们看到那那么启事就走开了。当快满座时，一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱。一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事。士兵用这种方法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。关于幽默的英语短文：E_pensive Advice 昂贵的建议The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advic

11、e on a health problem.“Do you think I should send her a bill?” the doctor asked a lawyer who sat ne_t to him.“Why not?” the lawyer replied.“You rendered professional services by giving advice.”“Thanks,” the physician said.“I think Ill do that.”When the doctor went to his office the ne_t day to send the bill to the woman, he found a letter from the lawyer.It read:“For legal services, $50.”昂贵的建议大夫在打发走了一个就安康问题向他咨询的妇女之后，最后来到餐桌上。“你认为我应该向她收费吗?”大夫问坐在身边的一个律师。“有什么不应该?”律师答道，“你通过提建议提供了职业性效劳。”“谢谢，”大夫说道，“看来我得这么做。”第二天当大夫去办公室给那位妇女写账单时，他收到律师的一封信。信中写道：“请付法律效劳费50美元。”“关于幽默的英语短文”END第 6 页 共 6 页