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1、7人搞笑版英语话剧剧本-三顾茅庐 three visits to the cottageby friendsthree visits to the cottage （中文名三顾茅庐）is a story from one of the four great classical Chinese novelsthe three kingdoms, zhugeliang is one of the maincharacters in the original, also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of th

2、e wisdom in Chinese history, another main actorsliubei, who visitedzhugeliangs thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser, finally, zhugeliang was moved by liubei sincerity, helped the three brothersliubei, guanyu and zhangfei to establish the shu kindom. he dev

3、oted hiswhole life to the cause and died in harness.our script is revised from this story and writed by my classmates of group friends, in this play, we add many modem and funny elements, for example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like infernal

4、affairs（中文名无间道）,my own swordsman （中文名武林外传）,the flirting scholar（中文名唐伯虎点秋香） were combined in our play, also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue, but this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group, so we present our scri

5、pt to you and wish you will like it.three visits to the cottageaside: after their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three personsliubei, guanyu and zhangfei-had to be janitors in caocao*scorporation to make a living for they could not find jobs, meanwhile the legendary

6、and mysterious character zhugeliang who had been forced to attend cet-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.scene 1: liubcis homeactors: liubei guanyu zhangfeiguanyu: brother! we three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? its so terrible!liubei: yu, its impos

7、sible that i dont feel painful, isnt it? but as the proverb says it is hard to sit in rome and strive against the pope. now we come down to caocaos corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles, ifs very hard to get work now. no diplomas and no job offers, what are you dr

8、eaming about?zhangfei: oh, brother! zhugeliangs wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husbands cct-6 fees last month, it seems that its time for us to be debt collectors now. guanyu: yeah, brother! or well be as poor as church mouse.liubei: alas! how did i forget ihis? lets go! gogo！ hurry up! f

9、ollow me and go to the mountain for dunning!aside: and then the three brothers climb the mountain to find zhugeliang.scene 2: zhugeliang houseactors: zhugeliang wifezhugeliang: good morning! i am the genius zhugeliang. but i feel so morose recently, because my wife forced me to pass the cet-6. whats

10、 cet-6? do you know? you?(ask the audience) ive never heart about that, and she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts, its ridiculous, my major is military advice, not english. why should i read this?wife: darling!zhugeliang： my wife is coming, she is so long-winded that i can never

11、 bear her. wife： my dear, how about your study?zhugeliang： these books make me want to doze, i m dizzy.wife： darling! now, competition is so serious, if you can? t pass cel6 to get your master , s degree, it is difficult to find a job. i have stayed here for half of a lifetime, but never visit a big

12、ger place like yangling.zhugeliang： don t worry, these books arc too easy for your husband and don t need to learn.wife： are you sure? let me have a test to you. listen, read and see!zhugeliang： a piece of cake!wife： listen, can you spell apple? desk?zhugeliang: sorry i cant.wife： you cant? oh, how

13、unfortunate i am! (crying) Im wrong, Tm really wrong, Im wrong from the beginning, i shouldnt marry here, if i dicin t marry here, ill never in this heartrending place now,zhugeliang： don t cry, don t cry, stop! i m going to study hard at once.wife (laugh): thats the spirit! do you know? we are in t

14、he red for your cet6. i even bonowed money from the gate keeper, what can i do when they dun for debts.zhugeliang: are you pointing to that gatekeeper liubei?wife: oh! yes! come on quickly! boy!keeper: what is the matter? madam?wife: listen carefully! my husband is too busy doing his homework to wel

15、come any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in england.keeper: yes! madam!aside: while it is going on, liubei guanyu zhangfei have come to the gate of zhugeliang house.sccnc3 outside zhugeliang houseactors: liubei guanyu zhangfei keeperzhangfei: let me s

16、trike the door! open! open!keeper: (check from the peep hole) are these men asking for the debt? (open the door) liubei: this is liubei! we are calling on zhugeliang and his wife.keeper: zhu said he is not in.liubei: en?keeper: oh! no!.i mean .i mean my boss is studying cnglish in cngland for the ex

17、am of cet-6,and he may not be come back this month.liubei: ok! we are waiting for him here!guanyu: nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, lets go home!aside: the three men went away with disappointed, after a month, the deeply autumn came! they came here at the second time. unfortunately, t

18、hey didnt see zhugeliang again, two month passed, the cold winter is coming! it is heavy snow and very cold outsides, zhugeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.scene4 outside zhugeliangs houseactors: liubei g

19、uanyu zhangfei keeperzhangfei: please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. it really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.liubei: these days, the borrower is the god! lets go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(knock th

20、e door)keeper： my boss is at home today, but he is reading books about cet-6. please wait for a moment!zhangfei： xiao zhu! come out! brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. get out, or i will burn your house down!guanyu: sunflower press! ai. litter brother, big brothe

21、r has said several times, we are intellectuals, understand? dont be so rude, wc arc here for debt, not for his life, if you will kill him, where is our money?liubei: the submortagage crisis is so serious, dont you know that simple reason? if you know, please bat your eyes!zhangfei (bat eyes)guanyu:

22、sunflower press!zhangfei: where did you get this kongfu?guanyu: hchc! i get it from a tv program called “my own swordsman”, which is so popular with lots of people in china!zhangfei: why not say it earlier? we three brother could run a company of Chinese kongfu if we had know that before!guanyu: oh!

23、 that is a good idea!keeper: dont interrupt! boss is reading!liubei: keep quite!aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.scene 5: zhugeliang homeactors: zhugeliang wife liubei zhangfei guanyuzhugeliang: thank goodness, here*s liubei at last, ha ha hawife: wof! darling

24、! he may come here to ask me to repay his money, we canU let him in.zhugeliang: my darling, please dont worry, i can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.liubei: Mr. zhugeliang. i have hunted you for a long time!zhu: oh! you are liubei. what can i do for you ?liu: my brother, you hav

25、e borrowed me S500, when you repay it for me? i have starved for several days.zhugeliang: i owe you $500? who can testify? please give me a chance, i want to be an honest man.liubei: how can i give you a chance? speak it to the judge.zhu: please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarde

26、r .we can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack caocao. at last i believe that we can reign the whole country.liubei: Tm so surprised! i dont know you are so ideal.zhugeliang: if i give you a map, could i not repay your money?liubei: enyou know so much about affairs, are you willing to c

27、reate a newcounty together with us?zhugeliang: but i cant help you, i have accustom the life at present.liubei: if you dont help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please dont refuse.zhugeliang: ensorry, i cant, because my wife forces me to pass the cet-6 recently,if you can help me to resol

28、ve the problem, i will help you.liu: enzhangfei: (pull) brother, come here, everything is fake now such as the milk. why cant wc find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?guanyu: yes! we can overdraft our salary from caocao to buy the key at first.scene 6: zhugeliang homeactors: wife keeperasi

29、de: because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, liubei guanyu zhangfei have been starving for one month.keeper： (happy) sir , you arc really a god . cct6 has got 600 scores, be really to startle the universe and move the gods.wife： what happened? 600 scores? oh! do not shoulder y

30、our several years studying at a cold window; do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. after your master graduates, happy life will approach, cars, house, money!scene 7: outside zhugeliangs houseaside: after receiving the master degree, zhugeliang will go to work with liubei to estab

31、lish a new kingdom.so the couples apart.actors: zhugeliang wife liubei guanyu zhangfeiwife： honey!zhugeliang： darling!wife： excellent man have a long-range ambition, you should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.zhugeliang： i will have a long journey .please take care of yours

32、elf.(turn around) dont worried, never miss you!(run)zhugeliang： (to liubei)your majesty, i will never forget your favour. i should be loyal and devoted to the last.liubei guanyu zhangfei: let go!aside: the three men go down to the hill, that is the end of the whole story, thank you for your attention.