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1、剧名：各队互相残杀这太扯了中土 闭嘴梅西This is some bullshit, Sergeant. Shut the fuck up, Macy.福伦！你这样站鸡鸡会中枪的Folen! Youre gonna get shot in the dick if you stand in silhouette like that.对正好打在鸡鸡上Yep. Right in the dick.我就是想看看我能尿多远Im just trying to see how far out I can get it.我有天使那样的准头Ive got the aim of an angel能尿到上帝身上an

2、d the reach of a god.离目标还有多远中土？-还有500米往上走Another 500 meters. up. How much further to the objective, Sarge?我 ♥操♥Oh, fuck me.17我是11完毕One-Seven, this is One-One. Over.17我是11我们距离目标缺乏500米One-Seven, One-One. Were within 500 meters of the objective.收到没有？完毕How copy? Over.一切都好吗中士？ .好啊好得不得了Every

3、thing all right, Sergeant? Fine. Fucking peachy.好啊比方过去50分钟内他妈的就没人用无线电联络我们？Fine, like in no radio contact with anyone for the last 50 fucking minutes?好啊比方我们愚蠢的排长Fine, like our idiotic fucking platoon leader决定让我们分头行动？decided to split us up?好啊比方我必须背着这该死的弹♥药♥Fine, like I have to keep hauli

4、ng this fucking ammo爬上这该死的山？up this motherfucking mountain?好啊比方二队被撕成了油腻的肉干碎片？Fine, like Team Twos been torn into greasy shreds of man jerky?他妈的Jesus fuck.看看这东西差不多和我的鸡鸡一样大Look at this thing here. Almost as big as my dick.我想他不需要这个了 整队人都死了Well, I guess he wont be needing this. ItsIts the whole team.-圣&

5、hearts;战♥组织不会这么干中士 嘿谁干的不重要Muj didnt do this, Sergeant. Hey, hey, hey. It doesnt matter what did it.我们会挺过去的士兵齐心协力Were gonna get through this, soldier. Together.齐心协力？Together?我敢肯定把它放到狗狗海报上做标语一定很棒！I bet thatrll look great on a poster with some puppies!什么东西？What? Uh, what?是蜜灌蜜灌可不讲道理！Its a honey b

6、adger. Honey badgers dont give a shit!就这样我们都疯了该互相残杀了Thatsit. Weve all gone crazy. Time to kill each other.谢天谢地我受够了背这么多弹♥药♥Oh, thank God. Irm so tired of carrying all this fucking ammo around.没有我的允许你们这些混♥蛋♥可不能死You assholes dont have my permission to die.要射击吗？ 当然库兹射击开火！Uh,

7、should we shoot it? Fuck yes, Coutts. Lets shoot it. Fire! Fire!它还没停下来！Its not stopping!稳住！Hold!这是什么熊？What kind of bear is that?操♥你♥妈♥的蜜灌！Fuck you, honey badger!操♥你♥妈♥的！Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! Fuck you!放开他 你这个狗♥娘♥养♥的！Let him go, yo

8、u son of a bitch!天啊！Holy shit!去死吧混♥蛋♥ !Die, fucker!糟糕Uh-oh.欧文！Erwin!操！Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 喂！这边！Hey! Over here!操这该死的东西没电了Fuck. Goddamn things run out of juice. 操我站到你们朋友身上了抱歉Fuck. Oh, Im standing on your friend. Sorry.这真的糟透了This really sucks.可不是 No shit. 这家伙到底是谁？ Who the hells

9、this guy? 我是一等军士莫里斯隶属于格里芬特遣队 Sergeant First Class Morris, attached to Task Force Griffin. 驻扎在艾森豪威尔营Stationed at Camp Eisenhower.-在山脊那边-没有什么艾森豪威尔营地Its right over that ridge. -No such place as Camp Eisenhower. 当然有你不知道而已Sure there is. You just didnt know about it. 在地下Its subterranean.你家里人是不是都喜欢胡扯Bullsh

10、it thats where you*re from. 你的战友也都是胡扯高手Youre stationed at Camp Bullshit, 你的水袋背包里装满了胡扯喷出的口水 and you drink from a CamelBak full of lies. 军事入侵后中情局在2002年建了那个营地 CIA built it back in *02, right after the invasion. 这是我们赢取当地民心的一局部Its just another part of our hearts and minds strategy. 我来猜猜这是秘密松鼠行动的一局部And le

11、t me guess. Itrs part of some Secret Squirrel op, 营地里进行着各种疯狂的科学实验 and youve got all kinds of crazy sciencey shit under there, 比方刚才那个噩梦般的东西 including fucking nightmares like that thing.那个东西的代号♥叫犬魔计划Well, that thing is code named Project Barghest. 它昨晚和我们一起巡逻时突然就不爱国了It was on patrol with us last

12、 night when it started acting unpatriotic, 它把我的队伍当成了阿富汗自助餐 and treated my team like an Afghani buffet. 什么犬魔？对于一只蜜灌来说真是蠢名字Bar-guest? Thats a stupid fucking name for a honey badger. 那不是蜜灌Ifs not a honey badger.而是一只基因改造过的灰熊Its a genetically-engineered grizzly bear 还有一大堆机械增强功能 with a shit-ton of mechani

13、cal augmentation. 它就像一台有毛的坦克Its like a tank with fur.可伸缩的杀伤性钛爪Retractable anti-personnel titanium talons, 钻石卡♥宾♥枪♥尖牙 diamond carbine canines,皮肤下包裹着2.5厘米厚的防弹凝胶all wrapped in a solid inch of ballistic-resistant gel under its skin. 可抵御轻型武器甚至连手雷都伤不了它Small arms wont do jack-shit, and

14、 even grenades won*t hurt it. 除非你运气好但那是不可能的Unless you get lucky, which you wont.你用那个能杀死它吗？ 这玩意儿？Can you kill it with that? -This piece of shit?不能这是远程控制装置No. Its supposed to be a remote control, 但唯一管用的就是这个写着“滚蛋”的设置 but the only thing that works is this setting that says fuck off.” 走吧各位我们去你们认为不存在的基地Co

15、me on, guys. Lets go to that base you dont think exists. 中士？Well, Sarge?干吗不去呢？反正现在的情况已经很奇怪了Why not? I doubt this shit could get any weirder.该死肯定在这里！Dang it. It was right here.就在这里这里It was right there. It was there.全是石头该死There was a fucking rock. Fucking there.显然你的中情局秘密基地的秘密后门It appears the secret ba

16、ck entrance to your secret CIA base真是太他妈秘密了连你都找不到is so extra fucking secret even you can*t find it.中土我们现在可以死了吗？-还没有福伦还没有Sarge, we got permission to die now? -Getting there, Folen. Getting there. 找到了Oh, here it is.（资产不要翻开）但是一太棒了Yet. -Amazing.我猜你走的时候根本不是这样的-对绝对不是Guessing it wasnt like this when you le

17、ft. No. It fucking wasnt.我个人很喜欢他们这样的布置Well, personally, I love what theyVe done with the place.好吧All right.我们制定点像样的方案Lets get some proper fucking ordnance把那该死的东西干掉！and kill the shit out of this fucking thing!抱歉说脏话了Sorry for all the cursing.（万事俱备）我想搓鸡鸡就来这里This is where I come to jerk off.梅西！福伦！圣诞节提前到

18、了孩子们Macy! Folen! Christmas come early, boys.-这正是我想要的你想要自己花钱买♥♥啊Now were talking! You drool on it, you buy it.好啊这家伙能搞点破坏Fuck yeah. This will do some damage.嗯？Hmm?哇友好一点Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Friendly.友好一点Friendly.这是模式化先进武器机器人系统This is MAARS-Bot.嘿嗨Hi. Hi.谁是你兄弟机器人？Oh, wh

19、o*s your buddy, MAARS-Bot? Who*s your buddy?太好了又来了个高科技Oh, sweet. More science shit.它也会抗命把我们吃掉吗？He gonna go rogue and try and eat us too?你以为中情局只会制♥造♥一种圣♥战♥大兵吗？You didnt think the CIA would make just one Jihad-Joe killing weapon, did you?多了去了小子为了挽救生命Redundancy, son, saves l

20、ives.它有点可爰Well, it is kinda cute.别用那种小狗狗的眼神看我Oh, dont you look at me like that with them little puppy dog eyes.老天爷梅西Jesus fucking Christ, Macy.来了各位快点！Here we go, guys. Come on!这事完了最好给我颁个铜质勋章莫里斯You better put me in for a Bronze Star after this shit, Morris.你的态度很差梅西大兵You*ve got a bad attitude, Private

21、 Macy,他给你申报的任何嘉奖我都会拒绝and I will deny any award he puts you in for.好吧也许能给个荣誉证书也许Okay. Maybe a certificate of achievement. Maybe.好的姑娘们我要把犬魔召唤过来All right, ladies. Vm gonna call the Barghest to us.准备好！Clench up!我们把那家伙干掉吧Lets just get this shit over with.倒数三二一In three, two, one.嗯，Um,你确定那个重新召回按钮you sure t

22、hat recall buttons-操!-快走!Fuck! -Go, go, go!真♥他♥妈♥见鬼了 !Holy fucking shit!该死！快走！Goddammit! Go, go, go!机器人不！自救吧机器人朋友！MAARS-Bot, no! Save yourself, robot friend!不！No!我♥操♥ !Fuck this.来啊！Go!特别快递！Special delivery!我要等它再近一点！I need some range!吃子弹吧！Get some!你就这点本领？愚蠢的蜜灌！Thats

23、 all you got? Stupid fucking honey badger!福伦回来笨蛋！Folen, get the fuck back, you idiot!去你♥妈♥的♥蜜建!Fuck you, honey badger!梅西让开！Macy! Move!操梅西-妈妈Fuck, Macy. -Mama.妈妈会没事的福伦只要M-Mama. -Its gonna be okay, Folen. Just.尼尔森Nielsen.尼尔森拜托告诉我妻子.Nielsen, please. please tell my wife.我会的福伦任何事-尼尔森

24、I will, Folen. Anything. -Nielsen.-拜托-我保证Please. Please. -I promise.告诉我妻子.tell my wife我 我♥操♥ 了 她妹妹I fucked her sister.我 ♥操♥Fuck me.那么Well.那绝对是胡扯中士.that sure was some bullshit, Sergeant.哦该死Oh fuck.Fuck you, honey badger!Fu. Fu. Fu. Fuck you, honey badger!Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Fuck you!Stupid fucking honey badger!Die, fucker!Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck； fuck!Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck； fuck!Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!Stupid fucking honey badger!Fuck you, honey badger!Fuck you, honey badger!Right in the dick.