The Odd Couple Ⅱ《天生冤家（1998）》完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、我的天My God.单身公♥寓♥II天生冤家看台上的老雄鸡也好过场地上的童子鸡啊The old cockahs in the stands are better than the young cockahs on the field.他差点打到人群里！-你把那叫人群？我们都能坐在一辆车里回家了-He just missed someone in the crowd! - Crowd? We could all go home in one car.可能他想来个卧地短打Maybe he should lay down a bunt.这家伙甚至无法卧倒在地毯上This

2、guy couldnt lay down a carpet.现在他又开始跳摇摆舞了Now hes over swinging.说他球技差，吸引不到多少观众别发牢骚啦至少他能让这里显得凉快Dont complain. At least hes cooling off the place.好球Strike!纽约大都会：棒球队我真羡慕你的纽约大都会帽子I envy you covering the Mets.我打赌你想念纽约了I bet you miss New York.那我能怎样？What was I gonna do?他们把报纸卖♥♥给澳大利亚人TThey sold

3、 the paper to an Australian.没卖♥♥给日本人已经够幸运的Lucky it wasnt to the Japanese.我看不懂日文的平均打击数据I couldnt read the batting averages.-奥斯卡-嗨桃子！-Oscar! - Hiya, Peaches.我们周五晚上有个晚餐派对 我们还短个男人Im having a dinner party Friday night. Were short one man.short这个词既是“缺少也是矮的意思因为艾比个子矮奥斯卡在用桃子的词语逗趣儿 你看艾比怎么样？他就很“短

4、How about Abe here? Hes a short man.你可以逃奥斯卡可你躲是躲不掉的回见！You can run, Oscar, but you cant hide. See you.是个独特的表达方式-没起作用是吧？ 没有-It didnt work, right? - No.他来晚了我把他的办公室整理一新然后离开了He was late. I straightened up his office and left.你得离开高速我想上厕所You better pull off the freeway. I got to pee.你好么孩子？How are you doing

5、, kid?-你是服务生么？你想要什么？Are you the waiter? What do you want?-五美元为什么我该给你五美元？-$5, - Why should I give you $5?你的朋友要告诉你他被锁在卫生间了Your friend said you would for telling you hes locked in the bathroom.你为什么说要给他五块？ 一夸特他就肯干Why did you tell him five bucks? He would have done it for a quarter.我们走哪条高速路？What freeway

6、are we supposed to be on?-四。五号♥ 我觉得刚开过的牌子上显示的是一。一-The 405. -1 think that sign back there said 101.如果你都没有刚才在机场就嘘完的脑子If you didnt have the brains to pee back at the airport,你又怎么明白指示牌上写什么？how do you know what the sign said?阅读和嘘嘘根本就是两回事Reading and peeing are two different things.在你这个年纪你能够做任何一件就够幸

7、运的了At your age youre lucky you can do either one.你女儿喜欢你么？她不会宴会后就马上去清洁的是吧？Is your daughter like you? Shers not going to clean up after the reception, is she? 我女儿棒极了你儿子能追到她应该感到荣幸My daughter is wonderful, and your son is damn lucky to get her.-让我再告诉你点事吧-别介 这就是我为什么要搬到佛罗里达-Let me tell you something else.

8、 - Dont Thats why I moved to Florida.我们再继续这样下去我会到危地马拉生活的We keep this up, Ill be living in Guatemala.这对我不是问题Thats fine by me.你现在退休了么？Are you retired now?我？永远不会！我局部时间的工作是在医院做慈善Me? Never! Fm doing part-time charity work at the hospital.你意思是摆放床和医用物品之类的这种工作不-You mean bed pans and stuff like that? - No.我给

9、他们读书给他们读故事给他们写信给他们讲笑话I read to them. I read them stories, write letters for them, tell them jokes.这对我来说挺好你知道自从我的最后一任妻子Its good for me too, you know. After my last wife.你可能对这事也有所耳闻Youve probably heard about that.对这事我也很遗憾 我听说她尽快搬出去了Sorry to hear that. I heard she went quickly.她趁我还睡着的时候把东西都搬走了连个字条都没给我留

10、Moved out while I was asleep. Never even left a note.这是第三次离婚了吧？Is that three divorces now?三次离婚两个烂债Three divorces, two broken engagements,还有五个第一次约会就再也见不到的女人and five women who disappeared on the first date.进了卫生间就再也没回来Went to the ladies room, never came back.这只是你命里有些坏运气罢了You just had some bad luck with

11、 your personality.我不会放弃的I havenrt given up.在这世上某处我知道一定有个适合我的女人Somewhere out there, I know there is a right woman for me.要不我现在就停车让你找找？Should I stop the car and look?不不过你靠边停一下我要吃点东西No, but pull over, I got to eat.我有低血糖的毛病 每四个小时就得吃东西I have this low sugar condition, I have to eat every four hours.刚才我们在疯

12、狂烤鸡店停的时候 你为什么不吃呢？Why didnt you eat when we stopped at El Polio Loco?因为那不是吃东西的时间那是嘘嘘的点儿Because it wasnt time to eat, it was time to pee.列个时间表你要吃要嘘Make out a timetable, when youre going to eat, pee,要放屁哭还有睡觉的时间表这是我最后一次从高速下来fart, cry and sleep. Thafs the last time I pull off the freeway.我猜你从来不用上厕所？I sup

13、pose you never have to pee?我在早上用半小时解决掉 然后一天都不用再去了I do it for half hour in the morning and then Im through for the day.你倒了些什么玩意？你在干什么？What have you got there? What are you doing?你怎么知道应该拿哪颗的？How do you know which ones to take?没什么难的我任意拿六粒吃就可以了Doesnt make any difference. Whatever they fix, Ive got.你不用拿水

14、送么？用这里的水？-Dont you take them with water? - With the local water?就这附近的水？Water from around here?你知道当地的水里混了多少杀虫剂？Dont you know how many pesticides they have in the local water?小点声这里的人还不知道他们这个星期就要死了Lower your voice, people in here dont know they1! be dead in a week. 难道你还没调整好？Didnt you fix that yet?快了就再一

15、下Almost. Just one.这到底是怎么？开窗！What the hell.? Open a window.我睡了多久？我不知道你想让我计时来着-How long was I asleep? -1 didnt know you wanted me to time it.我们离开高速了快到了么？Were off the freeway. Are we almost there?-我不这么想-我们在地图上的什么位置？-1 dont think so. - What do the directions say?没有地图我把它从窗户扔出去了They are gone. I threw them

16、 out of the window.是什么让你做出这么缺心眼的事情？What the hell made you do a stupid thing like that?嗯我把地图放在腿上所以我没法低头看Well, I had them on my lap so I could read them.我点了根雪茄烟灰落我裤裆上了地图就着了I lit my cigar, the hot ashes fell on my crotch, the map caught fire.当然我有机会去找那房♥子I had the choice of finding the house或者点燃我

17、身体最重要的部位or burning one of most important parts of my body.你觉得我会选什么？你当然是选了得着个出口就下了高速-Guess which I picked? - So you just picked any exit and got off?我不得不在此地下高速-这根本不是“此地”这是“某地”-1 had to get off some place. - This isnt some place, this is no place.停车我行李箱里还有份地图Pull over, Til get the directions out of my

18、 suitcase.我行李箱呢？-在后备箱里-Where is my suitcase? - In the trunk.不在你好好找了么？-No. - Did you look good?后备箱就这么大一秒半就能一览无遗了The trunk is this big. It takes a second and a half to look in there.你一九二七年的破纸箱子在那儿但我的箱子不在Your 1927 piece of cardboard is there, but my suitcase isnt.你说什么哪它肯定在那儿我给你找What are you talking abo

19、ut? Its got to be there. Let me look.我要在我诅咒你之前尽量保持冷静Im going to try to stay calm while I say the next sentence.如果不在这那这天杀的旅行箱到哪去了 ？If it isnt in there, where in the hell is my goddamn suitcase?我这也是乱猜哈This is a wild guess.我得说可能落在租车办公室门前了Ed say its in front of the Budget Rent A Car office.在洛杉矶？这还算个靠谱的猜

20、想吧-In Los Angeles? - Thats a good guess, too.万能的主我们得回去拿箱子！God Almighty. Were going to go back and get it!我们花了两小时到这儿It took us two hours to get here.但我们得花五小时才能问去因为我也不知道我怎么走到这的Itll take five hours to go back, cos I dont know how we got here.然后我们还得停三次一次因为你得上厕所然后被锁在厕所里Then wed have to make three stops.

21、One for you to pee, get locked in the john, 给小孩五美元让你出来然后我们还得停车因为你要吃东西！ pay a kid $5 to get out, and then wed have to stop for you to eat!你明白我在说什么是吧？Do you understand what Im talking about?你那箱子里有什么？What did you have in there?熨衣板去污剂？我都赔给你An ironing board, some spot remover? fll pay you.那箱子里有我一套黑色正装In

22、that suitcase was my black formal afternoon suit我准备星期日下午我女儿婚礼时穿的that I bought to wear to give my daughter away in marriage.还有一个六千块的蒂芙尼的银盘子是我买♥♥的结婚礼物And a $6,000 Tiffany silver tray, which I bought as a wedding present.而且箱子里还有一万美元现金And in that suitcase was $10,000 in cash,我要在结婚那天给我女婿的wh

23、ich I intended to give to my son-in-law on his wedding day.如果你不着回去找到我那该死的手提箱In your suitcase, the police will find警♥察♥在你的箱子里只能发现your broken, smashed, mutilated and dissected body你破烂粉碎肢解被解剖的尸体！in the event that you dont go back and find my fucking suitcase!为什么我们不能折中一下呢？Why dont we ask B

24、udget to deliver it?从哪里折中？你纵横了加利福尼亚Deliver where? Youve crisscrossed California远甚于一百年前那些四轮马车！more than the covered wagons did 100 years ago!然后告诉他们在高速公路上跟随着火的地图？And tell them to follow the burnt pieces of directions on the freeway?我们开到离这最近的镇子然后打电♥话♥到失物招领We drive to the first town we see

25、 and then well call Budget.那是我最好的皮箱That was my best leather suitcase.这里到无人认领场要多久？How long is it gonna stand on the sidewalk unclaimed?什么人今晚就可以用我给女儿买♥♥的蒂芙尼盘子吃披萨了 Somebody will be eating pizza tonight on my daughters silver Tiffany tray. 快回车里吧要是还站在这他们就真的比你说的还快吃上了Come on back in the car.

26、If its still there, they will get it to you fast.联邦快递UPS Federal Express, UPS, fax.你能把旅行箱 给我？我能穿上我婚礼礼物的照片！Youre gonna fax my suitcase to me? I can wear a picture of my wedding suit.放松点然后复印一张要花一万美元！-Take it easy. - And paper copies of $10,000!别跟我动手！Dont get physical with me!打架虽然对我来说太老了但我一样就是吐唾沫也能吐死你！

27、赶紧上车Im too old to hit, but I could spit you to death! Get in the car.我想弄清一件事为什么当你在我身边I want to know one thing, why, when you get around me你表现得像个他妈的白♥痴♥低能傻头傻脑的榆木脑袋？ you behave like a goddamn imbecilic, idiotic, moronic shithead?等等！Wait!你没把发动机关上？Didnt you put the breaks on?为什么？我又不知道你要捶它W

28、hy? I didnt know you were gonna punch it.我们最好打电♥话♥给租车行让他们再给我们 辆车 We better call Budget and have them fax us another car.-我想我知道我们在哪了哪？-1 think I know where we are. - Where?在克林特伊斯特伍德的电影里-好人坏人和蠢人？-In a Clint Eastwood movie.The Good, the Bad and the Stupid?你不是唯一的那个丧失了箱子一无所有的人Youre not the

29、only one who lost everything in his suitcase.你丢了什么一件老旧的大都会T恤 还有咸牛肉三明治？What did you lose, an old Mets T-shirt and a corned beef sandwich?我丢了我人生里最重要的东西一一我的返程机票I lost the most important thing in my life. My return ticket to Sarasota.我不是抱怨哈 为什么不找部电♥话♥ ?Instead of complaining, why don*t you

30、 look for a telephone?是什么使你以为这附近就该有部电♥话♥ ?What makes you think there is a telephone out here?这可能是他们试验导弹的地方This is probably where they test those nuclear bombs.指的租车公♥司♥如果人们不在车里了他们总会叫什么人找到我们的They would have to call somebody to find out if they went off.我以为是条蛇I thought that

31、was a snake.这里可能还会有毒蜘蛛的They probably got poisonous spiders here, too.我们怎么活下来呢？What will they live on?你觉得它们在等两个像我们这样的蠢蛋？You think theyre waiting for two schmucks like us?我要坐下来我们歇会I got to sit down. Lets rest.- 我们得定个计划同意么？-同意We need to have a plan. Agreed? - Agreed.- 这个计划是怎样的？ 我不在乎我同意我做我自己这局部的What sho

32、uld the plan be? -1 dont care, I agreed. I did my part.我们去找部电♥话♥打给汉娜的妈妈We got to find a telephone and call Hannahs mother.让她派辆车来接我们Get her to send a car to pick us up.- 你知道电♥话♥号♥码?-不 号♥码在我旅行箱里You know the number? - No, it was in my suitcase.- 我们也可以打给查号&heart

33、s;台哪个城市呢？- We could call the information. - In what town?圣我女儿说圣你记得么？San. My daughter said San. Dont you remember?不当时我在玩扑克什么都没听见No, I was playing poker. I couldnt hear anything.- 圣马力诺？-不圣卡迪诺？- San Marino? - No, San Cantino?不是圣卡迪诺Not San Cantino.- 圣沙瑞诺？ 不是San Sereno? - No.- 升班迪诺圣潘迪诺San Bandino. - San

34、Patino.圣法里纳你去哪找地方大哭么？San Farina. Where are you going, for crying out loud?我们需要个查号♥本查查多少个圣xx好往上靠？We need a phone book. How many towns can sound like that?在加利福尼亚就好多 圣地亚哥 圣乔斯 圣昆丁In California, all of them. San Diego, San Jos? San Quentin.开始念西班牙语人名圣玛丽奥圣克莱门托罗伯托克莱门特- San Mateo. - San Clemente. Robe

35、rto Clemente.桑丘潘乔潘乔冈萨雷斯Sancho Pancho. Pancho Gonzalez.-圣米玛圣米玛？-San Jemima. - San Jemima?你知道什么？费尔南多拉马斯里卡多蒙塔尔班What do I know? Fernando Lamas. Ricardo Montalban.瑞奇里卡多圣佩德罗-Ricky Ricardo. - San Pagaue.圣皮兰霍：胡编的地名-现在在哪？-圣皮兰霍附近-Where is that? - Near San Piranho.洛斯平托斯拉斯布里萨斯洛斯佩科斯这些听起来挺熟悉？Los Pintos, Las Brisa

36、s, Los Pecos. Sound familiar?是他们是阿卡普尔科的酒店Yeah, they are hotels in Acapulco.总会有车过来的A car has to come from some direction.你站在这儿我去道那边站着You stand here, Tm going to stand on the other side.这样我们就能全览洛斯一佩科斯五点交通高峰的盛况啦So we can catch all the heavy traffic at five oclock at Los Pecos. 你还有更好的点子么Los白♥痴&he

37、arts; ?You got a better idea, Los Idiot?还没看到什么么？See anything yet?埃及裔好莱坞男演员，日瓦戈医生角色有那么一会我好像看到奥玛沙里夫骑在骆驼上For a minute I thought I saw Omar Sharif on a camel.回来！Come back!那是干什么？它已经走远了！What was it? It just went by!我听到些东西 你听到了么？I hear something. Do you hear it?以我们的运气是杀人蜂还差不多With our luck its the killer be

38、es from Brazil.这到底是怎么啦？What the hell was that?他们是故意的他们恨纽约人They purposely did it. They hate New Yorkers.现在谁会拉我们？Whos gonna pick us up now?我们看起来像一对皮尔斯伯里面团We look like a couple of Pillsbury Doughboys.在我们被烤干以前躲躲太阳吧Lets get out of the sun before we start to rise.有什么好笑的？Whats so funny?如果我们能赶到我们两个可以做婚礼蛋糕上的

39、两个小人If we ever get there, we can be the two figures on the wedding cake.真有你的Hilarious.停车！Stop!嗨朋友你们要去哪里？Hey amigos, where are you going?瞎编的地名圣雷东多哪儿？-San Redondo. - Where?圣塔马利圣塔可钟上哪都行San Tamale. San Taco Bell. Well go any place.-那好上来吧太感谢了 ！-Well, hop in. - Thank you very much.-你们连车都没有跑到这荒郊野外的干什么呢？-说来

40、话长-What are you doing out here with no car? Its a long story.我们要去参加我女儿跟他儿子的婚礼Were going to a wedding. My daughter and his son.-那你们一定是好朋友-最好的-Then you must be good friends. - The best.我们需要找部电♥话♥你能帮我们么?We need to find a telephone. Can you do that for us?没问题离这两英里的加油站就有我这就带你们去No problem. G

41、as station two miles from here. Ill take you there.格雷西亚斯为你做的一切我们愿意酬谢你你们俩穷的跟我一样叮当响-Gracias. Well be glad to pay you for it. - You are compadres, poor like me. 这就算我送给你们孩子的结婚礼物This is my wedding gift for your children.给我们孩子的结婚礼物这比我们给他们的礼物还要重A wedding gift for our children. Itrs more than Im gonna give

42、them.我希望没出什么事我不想破了我们现在的幸运-1 hope nothing is wrong. Id hate to break our lucky streak.坏消息我表弟说我妈妈病了Bad news. My cousin say mi mam? very sick.我必须得马上赶回她的身边就在刚才我们来的那个地方I have to go to her very pronto. Ifs back where we come from.我跟他们回去 他们开车很快的你们开我的车去加油站I go with them. They drive very fast. You take my tr

43、uck to gas station.把车留在那我的名字叫瑞克那的人认识我Leave it there. Rico, thats my name. They know me there.你确定公？我们会十分小心的-我知道 我信任你们-Are you sure? Well be very careful. -1 know, I trust you.要是你们饿了吃桃子If you get hungry, eat peaches.我做的不错吧伙计？这次由我来驾驶了您哪I did pretty good, comprende? And this time, Im gonna drive, amigo.

44、这就是我现在首要的工作Which is what I should have done in the first place, muchacho.你为什么不用手绢挡着？这样桃汁就不会喷到我这了Why dont you use a handkerchief so you dont get peach juice all over me?你以为我们这是在铺满鹅卵石的乡村俱乐部么？You think were pulling in to the Pebble Beach Country Club?别放弃我们快到家了Dont give up. Were almost home.没用的我们不是走在卡片上

45、Its not gonna make it. Its not in the cards.我们是骑着匹死马去参加葬礼Were riding a dead horse, were coming in for the funeral.别这么悲观Stop being such a pessimist.我打赌我们会开过这座小山一赌多少？-1 bet you we make this hill. - How much?加油快了yeah !我就知道能成功!Come on. Almost. Yes! I knew it!直到那个胖女人跟我离婚 我也以为自己没有指望了Never count me out til

46、l the fat lady divorces me.那又是怎么回事？也许他们想要点免费桃子-What is that? - Maybe they want some free peaches.停车！Stop the truck!-他们在跟我们说话么？-这可是一大群警♥察♥给一张罚单-Are they talking to us? - Thafs a lot of cops to give one ticket.从车里出来！现在！Step out of the vehicle! Now!把你们的手放在我们能看到的地方Put your hands where we c

47、an see them.我觉得是发生了什么误会Thats such an original expression.我讨厌女人说话跟拳王阿里似的I hate women who talk like Muhammad Ali.-康琴塔！-今天又是很倒霉么?-Conchita! - Tough loss today?我都想自杀了要是今晚我打九一一我们有嘴对嘴的机会么？Im suicidal. If I call 911 tonight, any chance of mouth to mouth?西班牙语当然疯狂的吻Yeah, beso loco.你看到什么漂亮的屁♥股♥ 了么？Dont you look at a good ass anymore?我现在不能看五香熏牛肉Im not allowed to look at pa