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1、英语幽默小故事3篇(幽默风趣的英语小故事)下面是我共享的英语幽默小故事3篇(幽默风趣的英语小故事)，供大家品鉴。英语幽默小故事1They Should Be Playing at NightA therapist, a priest and an economist go golfing. The group ahead of them is extremely slow, leading to some frustration among the three. Their complaints are overheard, and a man from the group ahead wal

2、ks over to them. He introduces himself as an aide because the group of golfers he is with is blind! The aide thanks the three in appreciation for their patience for the blind golfers. The priest goes, "Oh no, all my life I've preached for all to be better to my fellow man and here I am comp

3、laining about the blind!" The therapist says, "I've been trained my whole life to help others and here I am complaining about the blind, shame on me!" The economist says, "Oh no! They should be playing at night."他们本该在晚上打球神父、心理学家和经济学家三人结伴打高尔夫。前面的一组打球进度极其缓慢，这让三人大为恼火。他们起先埋怨

4、，前面那组中的一人听到埋怨声后朝他们走了过来。他自我介绍说是前面那组球手们的助手，因为那组球手都是盲人。助手感谢他们三位耐性等待。神父听后忙说：“哦，不会吧?我一辈子都在祈祷同胞们过上更美妙的生活，而我却在这里埋怨这些盲人!”心理学家也抓紧说：“我一生的信条是帮助别人，可是我却在这里埋怨这些盲人，我真惭愧!”这时只听经济学家说：“哦，别这样!他们本该在晚上打球的。”英语幽默小故事2The Less You Know, the More Money You MakeTheorem: Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as

5、 business executives.Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.Postulate 2: Time is Money.As every engineer knows, Power=Work/Time. Since Knowledge=Power, and Time=Money, we haveKnowledge=Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money=Work/Knowled

6、ge.Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.Conclusion: The less you know, the more money you make.学问越少挣钱越多定理：工程师和科学家恒久应当比经济专家挣钱少。下面是对该定理的一个严格的数学证明：假设一：学问就是力气(Power)。假设二：时间就是金钱。每个工程师都知道：功率(Power)= 。既然学问=力气，时间=金钱，我们有：学问= 。求解金钱表达式，我们得到：金钱= 。因此，当学问趋于零时，无

7、论你做了多少功，金钱趋于无穷大。结论：学问越少，你挣得的金钱就越多。英语幽默小故事3A fellow pilot flying over the Midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change.“Flight 354，“said the controller，"contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.“The request was repeated several times with

8、 no reply from the pilot.Finally，in exasperation the controller raised his voice."Flight 354，Simon says contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.”The call was acknowledged with an emharrassed reply and prompt compliance.一名飞行员在中西部上空听到地面指挥塔的指挥员在呼叫一民航调整其正常接收频率。"354航班，”指挥塔在呼叫，“请与堪萨斯市中心135.5频率联系。”这一指令重复了几次之后，竟没得到任何回音。最终，指挥塔的指挥员明显是被激怒了，他大声地锐:"354航班，西蒙说速与135. 5预率联系。”这一声明显奏效，只听对方慌张地做了回答并快速听从了指挥。”