2023年搞笑简单的英语小笑话_最搞笑的简单英语笑话.docx

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1、2023年搞笑简单的英语小笑话_最搞笑的简单英语笑话 笑话就是指民间流传的喜剧性短篇故事。任何一个国家都有笑话文化的存在。小编整理了搞笑简洁的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读! 搞笑简洁的英语小笑话篇一 Doctor's Orders Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor? Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day. Brown: What for? Jack: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me

2、 some medicine and told me tofollow the directions on the bottle, which read: One tablespoonful to be taken three times aday in water. 紧遵医嘱 布朗：看到你身体这样不好真让人难受。你去看医生了吗? 杰克：看过了，我现在一天洗三次澡。 布朗：为什么? 杰克：我也不知道，这是医生的叮嘱。他给了我一些药并告知我要根据药瓶上的说明去做。说明上面写着一天三次在水中服一汤匙。 注：正确的意思是：和着水服一汤匙，一天三次。 搞笑简洁的英语小笑话篇二 A guy I know

3、 was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car brokedown. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raisesomeone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance. He climbed into his boat, clicked onthe radio and said, Mayday, m

4、ayday. A Coast Guard officer came on and said, State yourlocation. I-75, two miles south of Standish. After a very long pause, the officer asked, Howfast were you going when you reached shore? 在休伦湖钓完鱼后，我的一个挚友开车拖着他的船回家。路上车坏了。他没带手机，不过，他想，或许他可以通过海事无线广播来恳求马路救济。于是，他爬到他的船里面，启动了无线装置，喊道，求救，求救。一名海岸护卫队警官作出了回应

5、，报告你的位置。I-75号马路，Standish的南面两英里。缄默了好一会之后，警官问我的挚友，你的船靠岸时开得有多快? 搞笑简洁的英语小笑话篇三 Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribedsome extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He tookhis time

6、getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: I didn't have a bit of troublegetting up this morning. That's fine, roared the boss, but where were you Monday and Tuesday? 安眠药 鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。 星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：我今日早上起床一点麻烦都没有。 好啊!老板吼道，那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了? 看了搞笑简洁的英语小笑话的人还看了： 1.最搞笑的英语小笑话十则 2.简洁英语小笑话12篇 3.关于简短的爆笑英文小笑话大全 4.简洁搞笑的英语小笑话 5.英语小笑话很短的 6.简短搞笑英文笑话