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1、2023年爱情散文：测测你的爱情智商 第一篇：爱情散文：测测你的爱情智商 爱情智商 每个女人都有自己的梦中情人，比方我，最能打动我心的是全世界片酬最高、最有票房号召力的微笑机器、美国帅哥汤姆克鲁斯。而我相貌平平，身材一般，想吸引那些优秀的男人，这可能吗？当然可能，只要你听听COSMO专家的指导。 大美人们无需为此发愁，从来不需要她们主动去做什么，男人的目光就已经在她们身上打转，她们需要学习的是如何在众多的优秀追求者中取舍。而我们的运气就没有那么好，相貌平平，身材一般，当身边出现了一个心仪的男人，他的目光往往不在我们身上停留。怎样做我们才有盼望呢？看看我们的八点建议吧！ 大胆出击 我去一个挚友的

2、生日聚会，我立即就宠爱上了这个男人，他目光深邃，能理解我的幽默感。晚会结束的时候，我请他送我回家。在车里，我装作不经意把手放在他扶档把的那只手上。一路上我们都缄默着，然后我到了家，在我家门口我主动吻了他的脸颊后来他告知我，我主动追求他让他松了一口气他是不敢这么做的，我的举动给他的心灵带来巨大的振动。雷洁，29岁，空中小姐 COSMO专家评论：此时的女性就如手握渔叉的渔夫一样眼疾手快，毫不手软。面对迟疑不决的男人，最简洁的方式反而最有效。有些男人立即就范，心里暗喜你替他们做出了确定。但也会有弊端，那就是当你接受男人的方式的时候，你会吓跑另一些男人 男人的看法：像男人一样调情的女人，我们并不感爱好

3、，因为我们会觉得是在和一个男人谈情说爱。我们宠爱女人主动，但要用更奇异的方式。一个叮嘱我们躺下的女人会把我们吓跑。姑娘们，温顺一点好吗？ 用性感勾引他 我的秘方是：长发、短裙，香槟酒和迷醉的眼神。平常在办公室里我只穿职业装，一天晚上，我和同事们一起去酒吧，其中有我心仪已久、但未曾说明的男人。那天晚上我穿着短裙和长筒靴，平常梳得整齐的头发披散下来。当他邀请我跳舞的时候，我挨在他的胸前，让发丝拂过他的脸庞从今我成为他许久的舞伴。许萍，外企职员 COSMO专家评论：这种方式适用那些对自己的长相、身材和胸围特殊自信的女人。男人是不会追求那些抽着香烟和他们探讨投资问题的女人的，别信任他们说什么气质比身材

4、更重要之类的话，望见美女他们立即会起身，撇下你面对账单 男人的看法：除非对女人不感爱好，没有一个男人面对性感的诱惑麻木不仁。一个邀请我看她的女人，我会看，假如她激励我触摸她，我会触摸！但这种调情需要自然而微妙的技巧，否则会被视为低俗。 用智商吸引他 我经常被人称为“太聪明 了，因为我是化学专业的硕士生，这被看做是“男人的专业，但正是这些分子式关心我折服了我的未婚夫新鹏。我很少对别人谈起我的工作，但新鹏似乎对此很感爱好。我很宠爱他，盼望让他知道我的专长，于是我耐性地对他描述我目前探讨的项目后来他对我说，智商高的女人使他特殊仰慕。朱莉，30岁，化学工程师 COSMO专家评论：这种方式对那些容貌尚可

5、、智商尤佳的女性特殊适合。男人普遍认为，智力型美女的美丽犹如醇酒相伴时间越长，魅力越是长期 男人的看法：我们很难享受和那些只会咯咯傻笑的女人的谈话。假如我们盼望交谈，就情愿对方也能说出建设性的观点，而不是在心里请求她不要开口。假如她既秀丽又好玩，我们情愿跟她到任何地方。 逗他发笑 我更情愿用幽默感而不是搔首弄姿来诱惑一个男人，通常这特殊奏效。一个夏日的星期天，我在湖边的酒吧街漫步。那时我单身，特殊盼望找一个男挚友。我望见一个跑步熬炼的年轻男人坐在长椅上休息，他是我的邻居，我知道他在一家大公司工作，但我们从来没有交谈过。我拿着手机走上去说：“麻烦你一下，教教我如何保存电话号码好吗？他愣了一下，立

6、即热心地接过电话，调到“电话簿一栏问道：“你想储存什么电话号码？我回答：“你的电话号码。他怀疑地看着我，然后大笑起来，邀请我去酒吧喝一杯。我信任，从来没有哪个女人这样和他调情！兰熏，27岁，销售员 COSMO专家评论：这个方式对那些极富幽默感的女人特殊适合，是真正的女性才智幽默，而不是插科打诨的疯小姐。确实，女人的幽默感是双刃剑，在逗男人发笑的同时也驱散了他的性幻想。女人的幽默感假如是乐观心态的同义词，全部的男人都会欢迎的。 男人的看法：对我们来说，一个幽默感十足的女人是懂得享受生活的女人。确实，一个逗人发笑的女人想保持性感很困难，但这不阻碍我们被她吸引并情愿和她相处。 用弱点吸引男人 我并不

7、是傻乎乎的小女孩，但我知道无助的女人可以激起男人爱惜她的本能和他的雄性激素。我曾和几个好友做过这样的试验：我拿着一张地图在街上漫步，假如遇到年轻英俊、穿着得体的男人我就上去问路。几乎每次都是这样，这个男人对我说我要找的地方离此处不远，他可以送我去。我特殊感谢他，他很兴奋，最终请我去吃饭或者去酒吧。林玲，外企职员 COSMO专家评论：不要滥用“迷路的小女孩的伎俩。那些行色匆忙的男人会认为这特殊厌烦，更不要说会被误认为找寻客人的应招女郎 男人的看法：特殊新颖啊！这跟那些耍性感、耍性格的女人特殊不同。尽管我们很少在街上有这样的艳遇，不过我们会很简洁被诱惑的，但千万不要让我们望见她又在别处以同样的方式

8、询问别的男人。 好猎手慢慢捕 阿峰不是那种轻易对女人表示爱好的男人，他是优秀的股票分析师，爱读书，爱看电影和戏剧，在工作之外经常会写戏剧评论。我对他心仪已久，于是我接近他的挚友，通过各种方式了解他的爱好和对女性的口味他偏爱浪漫的淑女装，于是我的衣柜里添置的都是这个类型的服装，我还恶补戏剧常识，培育对戏剧的爱好。当一家英国话剧团来华实行首场莎士比亚戏剧演出时，我订好了票请快递送给他此后他对我特殊钟情。朵朵，26岁，编辑 COSMO专家评论：撒一张大网，做充分的准备，考虑周全，然后耐性等待猎物掉进网中一些有心计的女人会如此设计自己的艳遇。应当说这特殊有效。需要提示她们的是，得到了这些男人之后，她们

9、会怎样？复原原来面目还是假装到底 男人的看法：假如一个女人费尽心机地接近我，我会特殊感动的，但不免也有些害怕，这么有心计的女人很难斗吧。 耍特性 我并非传统意义上的美女，事实上我的五官并不 完备，但历任男友都赞美我特殊吸引人，我想这是因为我的特性很突出，穿戴装扮特殊特别。我很少妥协，我行我素，这也使我不同于一般的女孩。张心，歌手 COSMO专家评论：一个相貌平平，没有特性的女人是很难吸引别人留意的。所以对相貌中等的女孩来说，特性是最有力的武器。男人的看法：可爱的特性，同意。比方不同流合污，坚毅勇敢，有原则，幽默开朗，才智过人这些都可以使一个容貌一般的女孩变得优秀，也可以使男人爱上她。 特殊规出

10、招 我深知自己的相貌并不出众，也没有过人的才智，我怎样才能吸引暗恋的男人的留意，并让他爱上我呢？我在一个女员工众多的部门工作，而他是另一个部门的上司，我敢说他从来都没有留意过我。有一天早晨，我上班等电梯的时候正好遇到他，我有意摔倒，划破了膝盖，他热心地帮我找创可贴。从今我们在公司里相遇总会静默微笑一下，始终到他邀请我单独吃晚餐。于娜，公司职员 COSMO专家评论：勇敢的女人不会两手空空！即使她收获不了一个情人，也可以收获一个挚友。需要留意的是出招时不要过于拙劣，让他觉得你很笨、很没用 男人的看法：这种方式搞不好就弄巧成拙。一个笨手笨脚、打翻茶杯、尖声大叫、摔倒在地的非美女能让男人心生仰慕吗？拜

11、托确定要想个优雅点的方式来吸引我们的留意。 Tips：男人观点 不够秀丽的女人如何吸引男人？ 她很聪明，宠爱不断制造惊喜。 她总是用热切的目光看着对话者，笑容可掬。 露出肚脐的短T恤显露出她纤细的腰肢。 她的细致、耐性和生活情趣：自己编织的 小巧的手机套，搭在键盘上遮挡灰尘的印度小头巾 她讲一般话时有一点点南方腔调。 她精力充分，白天穿着高跟鞋和套装去上班，晚上去看电影、泡酒吧。 出去野营的时候不埋怨，笑口常开。 长长的或中长的卷发能给女性的相貌加分。 纤巧的手和脚，细心修剪的指甲。 手臂上、腰窝处的小文身增加奇妙感。 其次篇：英语脑筋急转弯,测测你的智商 脑筋急转弯111题 1.What l

12、etter is a part of the head? A: I 2.What letter sounds a useful insect? A: B 3.What letter is neither I nor he? A: U 4.What letter is an exclamation of surprise? A: O 5.What letter is a large body of water? A: C 6.What letter is a drink? A: T 7.What is in the middle of the night? A: G 8.What letter

13、is a question? A: Y 9.What part of a clock is always old? A: the second hand 10.What has four legs but cant run? A: bed , desk 11.I have hands and a face, but I cant touch or smile, what am I? A: watch, clock 12.What question can you never answer “yes to “? A: Are you asleep? 13.What begins with T,

14、ends with T, and full with T? A: teapot 14.What comes twice in a moment, once in a minute and never in a hundred years? A: M 15.What tables de we often see in fields? A: vegetable 16.Which two words can be pronounced fast and quick? A : fast, quick 17.Which is the longest word in English? A: smiles

15、18.What is white when it is dirty? A: blackboard 19.What is that which you break by even naming it? A: silence 20.In another three years Tom will be three times as old as he was three years ago.How old is Tom now? A: He is six 21.I am something that can run but cant walk.What am I? A: water 22.I am

16、something that has teeth, but cant eat.What am I? A: a comb 23.I am something that every living person has seen, but no one will ever see me again.What am I? A: yesterday 24.I am something that always increases the more I shared with others.What am I? A: happiness 25.It wasnt my sister, nor my broth

17、er, but still was the child of my father and mother.Who was it? A: myself 26.Two Indians are standing on a hill, and one is the father of the others son.What relation are two Indians to each other? A: husband & wife 27.What belongs only to you and yet is used more by others than yourself? A: your na

18、me 28.Ten men were in a boat.The boat tipped over and nine men got their hair wet.Why didnt the teeth man get his hair wet? A: He was bald.29.Why is it useless to send a telegram to Washington today? A: Because he is dead.30.What country is popular on Thanksgiving Day? A: Turkey 31.What city is a fa

19、mous President? A: Lindon or Washington 32.What country does the cook use? A: Greece(greese)33.What two numbers multiplied together will give you seven? A:(They are 7&1)34.What is it that gives light to the world although it is black it self? A: Ink 35.What fruit is never found singly? A: A pear 36.

20、What is it that has legs but cant walk? A: a table or a chair 37.What is it that is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, the end of every race? A: the letter “E 38.what is it that falls often but never gets hurt? A: snow 39.What is it that you cannot see,

21、 but is always before you? A: the future 40.What is it that doesnt ask questions but must be answered? A: a telephone 41.What is it that can carry a message to anybody in any tow? A: a letter 42.What word, when deprired of one of its letters, makes you sick? A: M(music)-you sick 43.What word of five

22、 letters has six left after you take you away ? A: sixty 44.From the letters PNLLEEEESSSSS a single English word can be made.What is it? A: sleeplessness 45.What nation is dreaded by schoolboys? A: Examination 46.What nation is a fanciful nation? A: Imagination 47.Though I dance at a ball.I am nothi

23、ng at all.A: a shadow 48.What is it you can touch, and also you can fell;It has neither size nor shape, but just the same, its real.A: the air 49.What nation is a teachers nation? A: Explanation 50.We are very large though we seen small, we float on high and never fall, we shine like jewels in the n

24、ight, but in the day are hid from sight.What are we? A: starts 51.I am something that is full of holes and yet can hold water.What am I? A: a sponge 52.What kind of table has no legs? A: timetable 53.What has a neck but no throat? A: a bottle 54.What has an eye but can not see? A: a needle 55.What a

25、re the most difficult ships to conquer? A: hardships 56.What carries his house with him? A: a snail or tortoise 57.What room can no one enter? A: mushroom 58.What is the most disagreeable month for soldiers? A: a long march 59.What is the worst weather for rats and mice? A: when it rains cats and do

26、gs 60.What man cannot live inside the house? A: a snowman 61.What star is not seen in the sky? A: a film star 62.What changes a pear into a peal? A: a little “L 63.What match cannot be put in a matchbox? A: football, basketball, volleyball 64.What is always filled when it is used and empty when at r

27、est? A: a shoe 65.What is there in your house that ought to be looked into? A: mirror 66.When I eat I live, when I drink I die, what am I? A: fire 67.Do you know when a story is like a cherry? A: when it is read 68.What does it mean? S n o w A: snow is falling 69.Which letter of alphabet goes all ro

28、und Great Britain? A: C(sea)70.What can stand and go at the same time? A: clock 71.What goes all over the house, but touches nothing? A: your voice 72.What goes through a door but never goes in or comes out? A: keyhole 73.What becomes higher when head is off? A: a pillow 74.Why is the letter “D like

29、 a sailor? A: because it follows the C(sea)75.What country is useful at mealtime? A: china 76.What county is good for skaters? A: Iceland 77.I have cities but no houses;forests but no trees, rivers without water;what am I? A: a map 78.I am something that never asks any questions, but I demand a grea

30、t many answers, what am I? A: doorbell 79.I am something everybody tends to overlook no matter how careful he is, what am I? A: your nose 80.I am something that makes everything visible but am myself unseen, what am I? A: light 81.I am something that is too much for me, enough for tow, but nothing a

31、t all for three, what am I? A: a secret 82.Which runs faster, heat or cold? A: heat, because you can catch cold 83.From what number can you take half and leave nothing? A: 8 84.Add 2 figures to 19 and make it less than 20.A: 19 1/2 85.Can you show that eight 8s added together add up to 1000? A: 888+

32、88+8+8+8 86.What is it that goes up the hill and down the hill and yet stands still? A: the road 87.What is it that bas 2 heads, 6 feet, 1 tail, and 4 ears? A: a man on horseback 88.What is it that we never borrow but often return? A: thanks 89.What is it that everyone can devide, but no one can see

33、 the place at which it has been devide? A: water 90.What is it that we have in the December but that we do not have in any other month? A: letter D 91.What is it that goes up but never goes down? A: age 92.What is it that passes in front of the sun yet casts no shadow? A: wind 93.What is it that whe

34、n once lost you can find again? A: time 94.A houseful, a roomful, cannot catch a spoonful.A: smoke 95.32 white houses on a red hill, now they go and now they stand still.A: teeth 96.What is deep as a house , and round as a cup ,and all the kings horses cant draw it up? A: well 97.Little Nanny Ettici

35、te, in a white petticoat, holding up a bright red rose.The longer she stands, the short she grows.A: candle 98.Neither a plane nor a bird am I , though you will see me in the sky ,full of water ,yet not the sea or a river, what can I be ? A: cloud 99.You can press your attire when I contact a wire.A

36、: an electric iron 100.What can you break without touching it? A: your promise 101.What can you see with your eyes shut? A: dream 102.What can you drop without losing anything? A: a bad habit 103.What is a well-known put-up job? A: the paper on the wall 104.What port of a watch do we use we greet so

37、meone? A: hour hand 105.What part of a watch is always old? A: the second hand 106.What soap is the hardest? A: castile(cast steel)107.What relation is the doorstep to the doormat? A: stepfather 108.What roof never keeps out the wet? A: the roof of your mouth 109.What man business is best when thing

38、s are dullest? A: a knife-sharpener 110.What is the most difficult key to turn? A: donkey 111.What bridge is the smallest one in the world? A: the bridge of a nose 该文章转载自： :/Mind Twisters英语脑筋急转弯 1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 2.Why is the letter E so important? 3.Why are the letter G and l

39、etter S in “gloves close to each other? 4.What letter is an animal ? 5.What letter is a question? 6.Why is U the jolliest letter? 7.How do you feel today? 8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? 9.Why do people wish for something they havent got? 10.What can you tell from Pe

40、ters record card with extremely poor grades? 11.What does everybody do at the same time? 12.What resembles half a pie? 13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? 14.When do people have two mouth? 15.Why do lions eat raw meat? 16.How many sides does a circle have? 17.What animal can ju

41、mp as high as a tree? 18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? 19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 21.If twos company and threes crowd,whats four and five? 22.The farmers in this villa

42、ge used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why? 23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home.How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 24.What falls often but never gts

43、hurt? 25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his womans disguise? 26.Which month has 28 days? 27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too? 28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? 29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt

44、.why? 30.Why do giraffes have long neck? 31.How can you make 6 out of three 7s? 32.How can you make 6 out of three 5s? 33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8s? 34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S.in ten seconds? 35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.Ho

45、w could that be? 36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room? 37.How do you know policemen are strong ? 38.With which hand do you write? 39.What must you do before you return a book to the library? Answers: 1.Because it makes fat fact!2.Because its the b

46、eginning of everything!3.Because there is love between them!4.Its the letter B!5.Its the letter Y!6.Because its in the midst of fun!7.With my hands ,of course!8.Take a longer rope and compare with it!9.What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!10.He didnt cheat!11.Grow

47、 old!12.The other half!13.Santa Claus 圣诞老人 14.When theres two of them 有两个人时!15.They dont know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!16.Two.The inside and the outside!17.All animals,for trees cant jump!18.Sleep at night!19.At the bottom!20.Wet!21.Nine!22.They planted peech trees!23.He walked in the other direction!2

48、4.Snowflakes!25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!26.Every month has at least 28 days!27.Ones appetite!28.From a hen!29.He fell off the last step!30.Because their heads are far from their bodies!31.easy.7-7/7=6!32.easy.5+5/5=6!33.easy.8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!34.Washinton,D.C.!35.The police officer was a lady!36.Because it cant see both sides at once.37.Because they