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1、我已经分&hearts淅♥过你的血液样本了Now that Ive analyzed your blood samples,这个如果泄露出去会非常危险its way too dangerous to get out in the world.雷球你觉得呢Thunderball, did you get it?不行她那丑陋的绿皮肤刀枪不人No. I couldnt pierce that nasty green skin.前情提要Previously on She-Hulk.我这里有一份法庭文件是泰坦妮亚环球有限公♥司♥递交的Ive got court

2、documents filed by Titania Worldwide LLC.她告你是因为你滥用商标Shes suing for trademark misuse.你盗用我的名字卖♥♥这些垃圾产品Youre using my name to sell your trashy products.想成为我的客户你的着装必须庄重得体To be my client, dress like you respect yourself不能穿得像个去法庭认罪的醉驾橄榄球运发动and not like a football player pleading no contest t

3、o a DUI.卢克这位是女浩克Luke, this is the She-Hulk.天啊Oh, my God.因为我的约会资料是女浩克Because I made a dating profile as She-Hulk,跟女浩克约会过的每个对象都能为我作证every single one of those dates is a corroborating witness.假如你见到的不是女浩克Would you have gone on the date而是珍妮佛沃尔特斯你还会继续这个约会吗if She-Hulk had instead presented as Jennifer Walt

4、ers?她本人不是我喜欢的类型Shes not really my type.法庭判定胜诉方为珍妮佛沃尔特斯又名女浩克The court finds in favor of Jennifer Walters, aka She-Hulk.这事我跟你没完混♥蛋♥This isnt over, hater.珍妮佛花你愿意做我的伴娘吗哈哈你肯定愿意爱你的露露再见Bye.七万五千美金的信♥用♥ k♥欠款$75,000 of credit card debt,巧合的是保罗在账单寄到的当天消失了and Paul conveniently

5、disappears the day the bill came.这么多年以来小斯潘塞的抚养费我一分钱也没见着Well, 1 never saw a dime for raising Spencer Jr. alone for all those years. 我花了一万美金给他办新奥尔良爵士风格的葬礼I spent $10,000 on a New Orleans jazz funeral因为阿尼不小心吞了鼠化物药品after Arnie accidentally swallowed a cyanide pill.女士们先生们我对各位深表同情Ladies and gentlemen, I h

6、ear you, believe me.请问各位最初是如何发现不朽先生Can I ask how you all first became aware of Mr. immortals这种行为模式的pattern of behavior?是我先发现的It was because of me.我朋友给我发了个链接是一段发在“情报联盟”上的视频My friend sent me a link to a video posted on that site, Intelligencia.那个曝光渣男的网站The one for hateful man babies?没错就是那个Yep, thats t

7、he one.视频里这个男人走到You saw this man walk into情报联盟一个交通繁忙的路口被四辆车同时撞了a busy intersection and then he gets hit by four different cars.他的身体复原了然后他就站起来走了His body regenerates and then he just gets up and walks away.我当然立刻就认出这人是我的白♥痴♥老公罗杰I, of course, immediately recognized my idiot husband, Roger.

8、这就是我最担忧的事This is what I was worried about.你不但之前装死过很屡次Not only did you fake your own death multiple times,而且你竟然还屡次伪造身份but you also forged multiple fake identities.坦白地说你的这些配偶可以对你提出刑事控告Frankly, all of these spouses should be filing criminal charges.你没进监狱算你走运You are lucky youre not in prison.要是不这样的话我就不能

9、了解女性了我心甘情愿I will never understand women if I lived to be a. And I will.你要知道Understand this.我会尽最大努力帮你摆平:这件事Ill get you the best deal under the circumstances.-谢谢你-别碰我-Thank you. - Dont touch me.但是我告诉你你得付出代价But let me tell you this. Youre gonna have to pay.你在笑什公呢Why are you smiling?挺有趣的Its kinda fun.不她

10、绝对会干的这话简直就是给她准备的No, shell totally do it. This is such a Jen job.我以前总这么使唤珍妮佛I make her do stuff like this.嘿伴郎们正在玩马力欧卡丁车Oh! Hey! So, the groomsmen were playing Mario Kart他们的衬衫都皱了and their shirts got wrinkled.天啊玩游戏弄的Oh, my God, from a video game?是啊电子游戏现在是体育运动ESPN和各种地方都在播Yeah. Video games are sports now

11、. Theyre on ESPN and everything.-没错-所以你是负责熨衣服的对吧-Yeah. - So youre on ironing duty, right?一是我吗-对新娘小队上吧-1 am? - Yeah. Go bride squad!真是谢谢你了加油Thank you so much. Amazing.-珍妮佛你的伴郎到了 天啊他来了Jen! Your groomsman is here! Oh, my God! Hes here!乔纳森来啦乔纳森Jonathan is here! Jonathan!珍妮佛看看你要和谁一起走红毯Look who you get to

12、 walk down the aisle with! 他太勇敢了今天早上还在闹别扭呢Hes so brave. We had to resuscitate him this morning.原来是这个乔纳森Jonathan, of course.女士们塞巴斯蒂安这样吧Ladies, Sebastian, how about this?我手上还有一些1981年购入的苹果公♥司♥的股票I still have all of those Apple shares I bought in 1981, 加上我第一任妻子克伦威尔男爵夫人留给我的黄金 plus all the g

13、old left to me by my first wife, Baroness Cromwell. 我们把这些平均分成八份给各位然后彻底了结如何 How about we split it evenly, eight ways, and call it a day? -非常公平-慷慨大方公平公正-Very fair. - Generous and fair. 这样每个人都能重新开始新生活 Then everyone can move on with their lives. 我会立刻起草文件I will draw up the paperwork immediately尽快彻底解决此事-请

14、等一下-and we will get this all sorted out. - Just a minute.我和他的婚姻长达十♥八♥年♥而她的才三年而已 We were married for 18 years and she was only with him for three. 凭什么她和我分到的-样多Why should she get the same amount? 因为我和这个蠢货有个孩子Because I had a kid with this fool.-为什么她犯了错却要牵连到我-我的儿子不是错误-Why should I b

15、e punished for her mistake? - My son is not a mistake. 你用了“错误”这个词You used the word mistake.*我只想为我那十♥八♥年♥.-你就是犯了解吴-1 just want my 18 years. - You made a mistake. 就是错误Mistake, mistake, mistake. 呦准备好了吗全场的朋友们-Yo, yo, whats going on, my party people?这里是你们的DJ无敌切德浩克-Its your boy, DJ In

16、-ch-ch-chedible Hulk!-现在我们开始真够可以的-Lets get it started. - Unbelievable.给这对新人助助兴吧 .for the new couple! 给我满上一大杯伙计 Hit me with a heavy pour, buddy. 需要再收五块钱That will be an extra $5.欢迎光临本酒吧只收现金好吧Of course.接下来的四小时我还要干点什么What else am I gonna do for the next four hours?好的我知道了塞巴斯蒂安我们就这么办Okay, I got you. Sebas

17、tian, this is what were gonna do. 你在莱克劳恩买♥♥墓地的钱会归还给你 You are gonna be reimbursed for the Lake Lawn mausoleum. 爵士风葬礼很别致我喜欢你的风格 Jazz funeral, so chic. I love your style.泰勒你将获赔因为帮保罗在皮埃蒙特卖♥♥稀有玉石 Taylor, you will receive backpay for the two years 而辞职所损失的两年工资that you quit your

18、job to help Paul run a rare jade shop in Piedmont. 谢里尔你想要现金对吗没问题 Cheryll, cash. You want it? You get it.-现金啊-埃米-Cash money! - Amy.在呢Yes.你将获得一个诚挚的抱歉附加深邃的眼神交流You are going to receive a sincere apology with meaningful eye contact. 一天啊太感谢了 而且至少保持十五秒-Oh, my God. Thank you. - Lasting at least 15 seconds.

19、好了吗各位别忘了我们的口号♥是什么 Okay? And remember, everyone. Whats our mantra?-让他去死很好-Never again! - Yes!我觉得这样就差不多r好吧马洛里And I feel like that is it. Okay. Mallory?你满意吗That all work for you?还行我.有个.Yep. Does. I have a.眼神交流那个不能再商量一下了吗Is that the absolute best you can do on eye contact?埃米眼神交流改为至少二十秒Amy, thats

20、20 seconds of eye contact.这太漫长了That seems interminable.毋庸置疑事情搞成这样真的很难堪This got ugly. Theres absolutely no doubt about that.但是我真的爱过每一个人But I truly did love each and every.少来你闭嘴吧No, save it!好吧到此为止Okay! We are done here.拉莫斯小姐超凡脱俗干得漂亮Ms. Ramos, unconventional and excellent.太好了EX-WIFE 1: Yes!-太棒了-我拿到钱了太好

21、了-Nice job. - Get me my money, yeah.布鲁斯你在哪Bruce, where are ya?我找你好几个星期了不好几个月了反正好多天了Ive been trying to get a hold of you for weeks, or months, or days, or whatever. 快回I电&hearts；话♥你这个蠢货Call me back, you ding dong.谁都不许停下来尽情地跳吧宝贝们Do not get lazy on me now. Lets get these feet shufflin, baby.-乔希我以

22、为露露把你吃了 天啊-Josh! I thought Lulu had eaten you. - Oh, my gosh.没有我还在这Oh, no, Im here.看来你周三周四从来没这么快活过This is the most fun Ive seen you have all Wednesday and Thursday.乔希乔希亚乔希森真是个好名字Josh. Joshua. Joshinson. - Its a good name.父母起的My parents.-真的吗-是啊-Really? - Yeah.-他们还给了你个高颜值有吗-They gave you a good face,

23、too. - Oh, did they?哇谢谢你的夸奖Wow, thank you for that compliment.我还担忧你发现不了呢I was wondering when you would notice.我光顾着想婚礼的事了I just had my brain on way too much of this wedding stuffy 这场愚蠢的婚姻还有爱情.big dumb marriage, and love.所以你只想玩玩开心就好So youre a romantic? Thats what it is?其实我也不抗拒爱情-1 dont actually hate l

24、ove.我只想参加婚礼的时候I just wanted to come to one wedding 让大家看到我其实过得挺好and show that I was actually doing pretty good.-即便我没有男朋友也没有老公-明白了-1 dont have a boyfriend or a husband. - Good to know. 跟你说个小秘密吧过来点听仔细了Let me tell you a secret Come here. Listen.好我过来了Yeah, Im coming. Im coming.好就是我其实真的过得特别好Okay, so Im ac

25、tually doing really so good.而且工作也特别好我是大律师And I have a great job. Lawyering the law.而且我还很强大And I am so strong.哥们我是真的很强大Dude, Im really strong.是我能.劲真大Yeah, I can. Its tight.是吧你还没见识过女浩克的秀发呢Yeah. And you havent seen what my She-Hulk hair looks like! 我挺想看的啊Oh, I would love to see it.-真的吗-是啊-Really? - Yea

26、h.在这可不行I cant do it here.好吧Okay.你知道大家总是在说You know, everyone is always so.女浩克是多么的有魅力Saying about how She-Hulk is amazing.他们总是那么说我今晚也想当个有魅力的人Theyre always saying it. I wanted to be amazing tonight. 我不知道我我觉得你很好啊I dont know. I. I think youre pretty great.真的吗You do?真的I do.不Oh, no.-你没事吧不要来了-Are you okay?

27、- Oh, no, its happening.什么Whats, whats.对使劲吐宝贝全吐出来就好了Yeah, let it out, babe. Let it all out.我就知道Knew it!当然了我跟你说过口白俩的事没完Obviously. I literally said this isnt over.所以今天我要当着大家的面彻底修理你So now I am Im going to publicly destroy you.得了吧官司我赢得合理合法别没完没了了Oh, come on! I won that fair and square. Get over it.我从来不会善

28、罢才休I dont get over anything.你怎么还不变身啊Are you not gonna turn?不用变身我也能收拾你I can take you like this.太可悲了This is just sad.真是没劲只有女浩克才配跟我过招来啊Its no fun unless youre She-Hulk. Come on!你对我就这么迷恋吗Why are you so obsessed with me?我才不迷恋你呢或许其他人会那么不开眼吧I am not obsessed with you. Although it seems like everyone else i

29、s.为什么要毁掉我的一切那些东西你根本就不在乎You dont get to ruin everything for me for something you dont even want. 你也根本不配拥有Something you dont even deserve.你这是逼我证明自己快给我变身So now I am forced to prove it. So green up!好吧我就变这一次Okay, just this one time I turn She-Hulk.不我忘了怎么变了Oh, no, I forgot how to do it.真可悲This is pathetic

30、.稍等一下Ugh! Give me a second!婚礼大战开始啦-We got a wedding fight!我的烤瓷牙My veneers!你们觉得好笑吗You think this is funny?就你们那点粉丝拍什么拍Are you showing your 11 followers on Instagram?你还想去哪这是我的TWhere are you going? And Im taking this!这是什么破婚礼This wedding sucks!露露我知道我跟你保证过Oh, Lulu. I know I promised.我当时正在吐她突然冲过来打我太过分了吧She

31、 sucker-punched me when I was throwing up. Like, who does that? 天啊Oh, my God.女浩克来我的婚礼了She-Hulk is at my wedding?-是啊-我超爱你我是你的粉丝-Yeah. -1 love you so much. Im a fan.-胸真大-嗯还行吧-Whoa! Huge boobs! - Yes, theyre big.好吧大胸总之恭喜了Okay, huge boobs. Congrats. Whatever.那个拍照的地方不错那个摄影师好帅I love the photobooth here. T

32、he guy is so hot.情报联盟一网打尽我的意思是我就是不理解I mean, I just dont understand为什么他这么害怕冲突又要不停结婚why anyone that afraid of conflict keeps getting married.是啊Oh, yeah.而且居然能骗到八个人嫁给他And I just cant believe that guy got eight different people to marry him.在洛杉矶你这样的可不能单身You must not be single in Los Angeles.我已经结婚很多年rI ha

33、ve been married a long time.你结婚了 到今年十月就满11年了-Youre married? - Eleven years this October.-什么-正好是我儿子生日的第二天-What? - The day after my sons birthday. Yeah.等等你有孩子你居然有孩子你居然当妈了Hold on. You have children? You have a child. You have a kid.-马洛里布克有今天的提问到此为止了-Mallory Book has. - Enough questions.好吧咱们接着看吧-Okay. -

34、 Lets see here.等一下我想看看这个Wait, 1 gotta look at this.这是什么女浩克What is this? She-Hulk.会员专享请登录以继续Hulking? Wait, what the hell?浩克国王等等这是怎么回事“逗号&hcarts;她太恶心了”Comma, she was so gross.，她都30岁了恶心好吧-天啊-She was 30. Ew! Okay. - Oh, God.跟真的似的Thats believable.我就是复♥制♥粘贴f 一些男性在网上对我发表的评价I just copied and p

35、asted what guys have said to me on the Internet. 通过了关键词哥们好兄弟好了抵♥制♥女浩克就算你是浩克也一样蠢Accepted. Hashtag, friends with bros. Okay.谁来干掉女浩克最正确表情包这些.是什么怎么回事马洛里“怎么干掉女浩克”This is. What? What is this? Mal, How do we kill She-Hulk? 太可怕了得赶紧告诉珍妮佛This is dark. We gotta talk to Jen.不先不要说No, we do not. No.

36、你看见了吗Are you reading this?看了但是为什么要让这些垃圾去影响她呢Yes. Why would you wanna put that mess in her head?但是有些已经算是死亡威胁了But some of these are death threats.妮基他们只是网络喷干Nikki, theyre just trolls.任何回应对他们而言都是正中下怀Any attention at all gives them what they want.真正对珍妮佛好的就是不要打搅她的生活Jen is better off. Just let her live her

37、 life.好吧Fine.那个网站叫情报联盟上面在拿你玩梗还有死亡威胁Its called Intelligencia and it*s all of these, like, memes and death threats. 知道吗但是马洛里说这事不用告诉你Okay? But Mallory said not to tell you because 她说只会影响你的心情我们应该保护你 she said it would make you feel bad and we should protect you 不要打搅你的生活但是.and let you live your life. But.

38、我是说你知道我当然不能坐视不管I mean, you know, obviously, I didnt do that 也许确实没什么事Its probably nothing.总之你听到留言之后给我问个电♥话♥我爱你So, just give me a call when you get this and I love you so much.-好吃吗-嗯好吃-Did we hit? - Yeah, its hit.好样的Oh, goodie.不行珍妮佛你不能穿着卢克雅各布森做的商务装No, Jen, you dont need to bring a Luke J

39、acobson business suit去参加婚礼to the wedding.你应该穿他给你定制的那件超级套装I wanna see the supersuit that he made you.为什么我才不♥穿♥Why? Ill never wear it.别啊太吊人胃口了Come on. Youre killing me!折磨我这么可爱的人可得罪加一等Its double the sin to kill a fun person.我才没有给你看看卢克为彩排晚宴给我准备的这身礼服No, no, no. Look at the dress that Luke m

40、ade me for the rehearsal dinner.什么-对-What? - Yeah.-天啊-你喜欢吗-Oh, my God! - Do you love it?性感女浩克要闪亮登场啦Youre gonna look hot as Shulky.这才是去参加婚礼的意义呀Thats a reason to go to the wedding.没错我确实是因为它才会期待去婚礼Yes! Thats actually the reason Im really excited to go.为什么会有人在周四办婚礼Why does anyone have a wedding on a Thu

41、rsday?露露是我高中的老同学Oh, Lulus an old friend from high school.她她认识我们家所有人我表弟切德还是婚礼DJShes like. She knows my whole family. My cousin Ched is DJing the wedding.什么真的-What? - Yes.但是我们后来就逐渐疏远T基本不联♥系♥ 了But we just, like, gradually grew apart and we dont talk anymore.那你还给她当伴娘Why are you a bridesmai

42、d?也许她.可能觉得不问一声不合适Cause she. I think she just felt obligated to ask me.而我觉得不容许也不合适怎么能拒绝当伴娘的邀请呀那好我也来尝尝Oh, yeah. Okay. Im gettin in there.慢慢吃别噎着Careful, dont hurt yourself.不会的蘸点这个I wont. Geta little dip.宏观血液赖氨酸计划的卜一阶段准备好吗-浩克国王And I felt obligated to say yes because how do you say no to being a bridesma

43、id? 你就直接拒绝啊You just say no.就是得麻烦马洛里帮我处理一下匚作上的事了I hate that Mallory has to pick up my slack at work.一个离婚案子而已Its just a divorce case.我终于有机会和马洛里小姐近距离接触了It gives me the opportunity to work so much closer with Miss Mallory.没错本集是一个婚礼特辑Yes, its a self-contained wedding episode.如果你觉得怎么忽然冒出个婚礼来那你就对了And if yo

44、u think this is happening at an inconvenient time, youre right.婚礼不都这样嘛但是我会惊艳全场敬请期待Cause thats how weddings always are. But Im gonna look great, so lets go. 开始吧Lets do it!哇珍妮佛Wow, Jen!这礼服简直太适合你了Everything about you is just working!谢谢希瑟Thank you, Heather!看来你真是相当重视这个“大日子”啊You took that Toned Up for the

45、 Big Day workout plan seriously.-当然了-是啊-Yeah, I did. - Yeah.亲爱的你这翘臀太完美了Girl, your ass looks crazy right now.无敌了Incredible!谁还没有个翘臀啊你好珍妮佛Everybody has an ass. Hi, Jen.你好露露天啊Hi, Lulu! Oh, my God!能借一步说话吗Um, can I talk to you for a second?-没想到你会跟我玩这套-什么-1 cant believe youre doing this. - What?这样婚礼上你就会成为全

46、场的焦点了就靠这个Taking all the attention away from me with your. This.没人会看我一眼的No ones gonna be looking at me.你才是全场的焦点呢这是你的大口子All eyes will be on you. Its your big day.我知道是我的大日子I know its my big day.我不想让你用女浩克的样子出现在我的婚礼hI dont want you to be Hulk-y at my wedding.向我保证珍妮佛Promise me, Jen.行吗Promise?我保证我只会以珍妮佛的样子

47、参加你的婚礼I promise. I will just show up as regular Jen at your wedding.-谢谢你-好的没事放心吧-Thank you. - Yeah. Okay. Youre okay.这可是我的大日子Its my big day!当然这次我可不想仅仅是珍妮佛Obviously, this is the one time I didnt wanna show up as just Jen.女浩克第一季第六集杰克逊萨姆格雷格还有马克他们是亚当的伴郎Jackson, Sam, Greg, and Mark. Theyre Adams groomsmen.所以如果大家都要组对的话我没有伴郎吗So if everyones coupled up, do I not have a groomsman?珍妮佛你肯定不会一个人的Jen! We would not leave you hanging like that.那样婚礼不就乱套了吗D