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1、我真的来对地方了吗Is this the right place?有人吗Hello?有人吗Hello?有人在家吗Anybody home?噢你好Oh. Hello.你好Hello.美国著名唱片制♥作♥人 哥伦比亚唱片公♥司♥的前联席主席 呃我是来见里克鲁宾的Uh, Im here to see Rick Rubin.来做我的专辑To work on my album.我是本尼布兰科的朋友利尔迪基Im Benny Blancos friend, Lil Dicky.我是搞说唱的The rapper.我叫奥尔汉是个画家Im Orhan, th

2、e painter.画家奥尔汉 这名字听起来不错啊Orhan the painterthats got a ring to it.比我的艺名好听Thats better than my rap name.你是个艺术家吗还是说你就是个存在体Are you an artist or are you kind of just in the physical space?是的Yes.多层次白Multilayered white.这个用来做我的专辑名字还不错Thatd be a good album title for me.每当有新的艺术家到来我们就会重刷这里When a new artist arr

3、ives, we repaint.创造一个纯洁的环境很重要It is important to create a pure environment,没有打搅free of distraction,What are my biggest fears?我的父母逝世My parents dying.还有什么还有什么噢What else? What else? Oh.吃异维A酸会让我有永久干眼症Accutane causing permanent dry eyes.这可太糟糕了That would suck.著名电影查理和巧克力工厂的主角不能在一部大制♥作♥电影中扮演威利旺

4、卡Not being able to play Willy Wonka in a major motion picture. 不对No.失败Failure.成功蜘蛛,Spiders?FleaFlea?我跟你说 我感觉自己已经完全准备好I got to tell you, I woke up totally ready to开始工作做音乐了get to work and record music我身在如此棒的环境之中-嗯哼Im in a great space for that right now. - Mm-hmm.我现在只想实验性的唱几句Uh, Im down to, like, exper

5、iment vocally.呃我的经纪人有没有因为加湿器找过你们Uh, did-did my manager reach out about a humidifier?给我喉咙准备的因为有时候我会觉得痒痒的For my throat, because it can get pretty scratchy.如果If its not.哦我天Oh, my God.哇Wow.我应该怎么叫他how should L like, refer to him?他喜欢别人怎么称呼他Whats he like to go by?叫他比夫就好比夫维夫As Biff. BiffWiff.噢Oh.什么鬼你们这是在整我吗

6、我真What is this, like, a trick or something? I dont.我有个东西能治你的喉咙I have just the thing for your throat.我可没有骗人Im not a trick.我好吧fm. Yeah.对不起Im sorry.指树蛙分泌物一种土著用来治疗的液体来自 Lavar 的自 ♥制♥KamboHomemade Kambo. By Lavar.呃这是什么Uh, what is this?Lavar 的自 ♥制♥Kambo这什么意思What does that mean,

7、homemade Kambo from LavarH? 我完全不懂What does that mean?谁是Lavar 你试试-Whos Lavar? - Just try it.喝了对我的喉咙有好处-没错-This is good for my throat? - Mm-hmm.好吧Okay.噢 LavarOh, Lavar!一家墨西哥连锁餐厅味道有点像Qdoba的辣椒乳酪酱It actually feels kind of like, uh, queso from Qdoba. 你们俩有去过Qdoba吗You guys ever go to Qdoba?但这东西里面含乳制品吗Does t

8、his have dairy in it, though?如果有的话我可能会腹胀Because if I have dairy, I do get bloated 就不能再录歌♥了所以 and then I cant record at all. So.噢没事你今天不用录歌♥Oh, well, youre not recording today.所以没关系So that*s okay.什么我今天不录歌♥What does that mean, Tm not recording today?我今天来就是为了录歌♥啊Thats the ent

9、ire reason Im here.当然是今天吧你不是说了就是今天的吗Of course Im recording today. You said today was the day. 没错就是今天 Today is the day. 这是一个漂浮舱This is a floatation tank.我们希望你能脱掉衣服然后沉到水里Wed like you to disrobe and submerge, 通过这个你应该能进入合适的心境好的 and this should get you in the right headspace. - Okay, 里克鲁宾到底在哪 where is Ri

10、ck Rubin?你懂我在问什么吗因为You know what I mean? Because 我感觉我是来这里和他一起工作的 I feel like I came here to work with him 但这些事好像都是在浪费我的时间 and all of this feels like a borderline waste of time, 除非我正在做歌♥不然 unless Im making music, so.如果在你完全准备好之前就带你去录歌♥的话It would be a waste of time if you were to record 那

11、才叫浪费时间呢 before you were fully ready.浪费的还是里克的时间A waste of Ricks time.好吧这东西到底是什么Okay, what is-what is this thing?我应该怎么做What am I supposed to do in this thing?要想你的创造力能到达顶峰Well, creativity is best你的“自我“得先行消亡when the sense of self falls away那之后更深层次的东西才会浮出水面and reveals what is deeper.但有些艺术家有一个But some art

12、ists have an ego that is会不断制♥造♥噪声的自我making so much noise.渴求别人的关注Demanding so much attention.我现在就得告诉你们I should tell you guys right now我可不是喜欢任何灵性力I练I am not at all into, like, anything spiritual或任何灵性相关的元素or, like, of the spirit1 adjacent landscape.你可能完全误会我了You might be barking up the wro

13、ng tree with all this,就是那种咕哝半天说听不懂的话那种you know, mumbular, jumbular type of shit.感谢你告诉我这些没事-Okay, well, thank you for letting me know. - Sure.但这个漂浮舱不是用来做这些的But that is what the tank is for.它是用来摧毁你的自我的To destroy your ego.好吧在你的生活和工作中-Well. - Welt your first instinct is to make jokes.你遇到事的第一反响就是开玩笑In yo

14、ur life. In your work.无论到哪里都是这样对吗Everywhere you go, no?呃对吧-里克认为你是在盲目的听从你的直觉-Uh, yeah, okay. - Rick thinks that you follow this instinct blindly. 盲目的-一旦一件事超过你的直觉反响-Blindly? - Whats past that-你就没方法应对了how can you know?你没方法忍♥受寂静超过十秒You cant stand more than ten seconds of silence.噢该死我本想要放屁的Oh, fuc

15、k it. I was trying to fart.你会觉得这正好验证了你说的话I know you think that wouldrve proven your point,但我很肯定这其实验证了我说的but Im certain it wouldVe proven mine.你们俩都会笑得直不起身子倒在地上you both wouldve been on the ground, like, belly laughing, smacking the floor.这是一个拐杖This is a crutch.也是痛苦This is pain.更是恐惧This is fear.这就是你的自我

16、This is your ego.想要保护自己trying to protect itself.谢谢你但伟大的作品-Huh. Thank you. - But great work.伟大的作品需要一些更加脆弱的东西.great work requires something more vulnerable.噢这不就是你来这的原因吗-Oh. - Isnt that why you came?里克觉得你是你们这代最重要的影响者之一Rick thinks youre capable of being one of the greatest disruptors of your generation.

17、这话我爱听但你得管管那个自我了-Love that. - But you need to quiet your ego如果你想让艺术性涌现出来for that artistry to emerge.相信我们Trust us.肯伊,威斯特也是这么过来的Kanye West was the same way.坎爷也做了这些没错Kanye did this whole thing? - Mm-hmm.不管了Fuck it.谢谢你比夫Thank you, Biff.好吧All right.所以我就把衣服脱了然后-没错-So just disrobe and. - Mm-hmm.我可以在里面尿尿吗Can

18、 I piss in this thing?最好不要We*d rather you didnt.噢Oh.你可以把这个短裤穿上吗-什么Wed like you to wear these shorts, please. - What?你可以把这个短裤穿上吗Can you please wear these shorts?噢好的抱歉Oh, yeah, sorry about that.很好Very well.祝你好运什么-Bonne chance. - What?祝你好运-好的-Bonne chance. - All right, man.J我是肯伊威斯特）? I am Kanye West ）我

19、是肯伊威斯特）I am Kanye West ）我是肯伊来福特I am Kanye Left.音乐音乐音乐我浸泡在水中Music. Music, music. I am soaked.左右西边一直是右边吗Left, right. Is west always left?坎爷用完后他们会换水吗I wonder if they changed the water since Kanye. 怎么做到底怎么做这也太无聊了How, how, how, how? This is so boring.该死的我不做了Fuck this shit.有人吗Hello?你想怎么样What do you want?这

20、哪Here?里克Rick?搞什么Why?我们就不能做歌♥吗Can we just make music?停下Stop!别走不要No! No!戴维Dave!丹Dan?丹你在那干Dan, what are you.你在那里干嘛What are you doing here?嗨Hey.我Im我很抱歉Im so sorry所有的事都是about everything.我试过了I tried.你试过什么You tried what?我试着把它吃掉I tried eating it.但是感谢上帝我还有这些蕃茄酱 你说对吧But thank God I had all those ketchu

21、p packets, am I right?噢我的天Oh, my God!我尿裤子了I pissed myself.你觉得这很搞笑对吧You think thats funny, right?你看起来不太好You dont seem good.我去给你接杯水等等Let me get you water. Hold on, wait.没错你就喜欢这样Yeah! You like that!什么LD-What the. - LD!在这快来这哥们快点Down here. Come here, bro. Hurry up.盖塔-是我快来LD-Gata? - Yeah, come on, LD.快点快点

22、Come on, hurry up!盖塔这都什么Gata, what the fuck is this?哥们你来迟了快来LDBro, youre already behind. Come on, LD.我们在,什么Where. What-what.哥们你知道我们要做饭的Bro, you know we got to cook.你得把这菜做好You got to cook this shit up.你什么意思What do you mean?像我教你时一样把调料撒上去Just sprinkle the sauce like I taught you.这样没错-Like this? - Yeah.

23、这盐是不是加的太少了Isnt salt a little expected, though?我第一感觉是这样可以多放点-And kind of first thought? - Of course, bro.大家都爱盐这东西从海里来Everybody loves salt. It*s from the ocean.大家都爱大海不是吗And everybody love the ocean.这倒是一嘿-Thats true. - Hey!这边的菜怎么还是这样What the fuck is going on with the food here, man?我昨天就说了要的I needed thi

24、s shit, like, yesterday.能上菜了吗戴维我还在煮呢-Is it ready, Dave?- Im working on it!他能做到的你别急放松点He got it, man, come on, relax!他正在做了 -我只是-He*s taking care of it. -1 just.你就差一点就要被炒了就差一点-什么-Youre this close to getting fired. This close. - What?我已经是以最快的.Im going as fast as.我还以为他是给你做事的I thought he worked for you,

25、bro.什么都没了Theres nothing.你知道你在做什么对吧You know what youre cooking, right?我不知道你能帮帮我吗No. Will you help me?我还在做我自己的东西呢Im clearly working on my own shit.行吧谢了Cool, thanks.烹饪烹饪烹饪烹饪烹饪Cook! Cook! Cook! Cook! Cook!烹饪Cook! Cook! Cook! Cook! Cook! Cook! Cook! Cook! Cook.没有东西可以做了Theres nothing to cook!已经没有东西可以做菜了Th

26、eres nothing to cook!我不知道该怎么办 我不知道做什么了I dont know what to do. I dont know what to do.我也不知道什么时候没的I don*t know what the fuck is happening.该死的把我煮了吧Fuck it. Cook me.什么一把我煮了你可以把我放到那边的烤炉里-What? - Cook me, bro. You can put me in this oven right here, 把我烤了你懂我在说什么吧bake me, you know what Im saying?一道简易烤箱甘德A l

27、ittle Easy-Bake Oven gander.你可以把我扔到炒锅里翻炒You can throw me over here in the stir fry一家日本铁板烧餐厅或者把我切开像红花餐厅那样做and chop me up, Benihana-style你想怎么做 哥们我不会把你煮了的盖塔-what you want to do, bro? - Im not gonna cook you, Gata.你&hearts他♥妈♥的是我的朋友给 拿着这个-Youre my fucking friend. - Here； take this.切一块我手臂上的

28、肉吧Just take a slice of my arm.你没有其他退路了你落后了You dont have no other options, man. Youre behind.我不会这么做的我不会的快点来吧-Im not doing it, no. No, Im not doing it, no. - Come on, lets go! 别墨迹了快下手吧我不会这么做的-You playin*. Just do it, bro! - Tm not doing it.你到底在干嘛你有什么问题吗What are you doing?! Whats the problem with you?!

29、好吧快点你没其他选择了All right. - Come on, you don*t have no other options!知道r我知道r -快点Okay, fine, man, - Do it!好好来切掉我的手-fine! Fine! - Cut my arm!我就跟黄油一样好切Im-a cut smooth as butter.好我知道了Fine. All right.对不起对不起Im sorry. Tm sorry.什么鬼你不是说跟黄油一样吗What the fuck, man?! You said it was just bu-butter!我应该停下来吗-继续-Okay, sh

30、ould I stop? - Keep going.你的灵感就会出现to allow the muse to speak. 明白了我确实需要点灵感 I hear that. I need a muse, man.那是Is that.哇外面的那个人是他吗Oh, wow. Is that him out there?那是里克吧Thats Rick.我要去和里克说几句好吗Im gonna go talk to. Rick, okay?马上回来Be right back.嘿里克抱歉来打搅你Hey, Rick. Tm sorry to disturb you.我是你的忠实粉丝Im just a huge

31、 fan, 来到这我特别荣幸 and Im so honored to be here.谢谢你邀请我来很高兴能和你一起工作Thank you for having me. Excited to work. 我不是里克Im not Rick.我叫比夫维夫rm BiffWiff.噢Oh.比夫维夫BiffWiff?没错Thats right.你刚是不是拍了我Did you just take my picture?是吧Uh-huh.一旦有人给我拍照了I wear a watch that tells me 我带着的这块手表就会提醒我 when somebodys taking my photogra

32、ph. 我开玩笑的啦知道了All right!这疼吗-当然疼了-Does it hurt? - Of course it hurts!你是在把我手臂切掉啊马上好了-Youre cutting my fucking arm off! - Almost there.我味道还行吗Am I good?我味道可以吗Am I good, though?你吃起来棒极了 -噢-Youre incredible. - Oh!热菜要来了Hot plate coming in.这也太有意思了Okay, this is so funny.经典的利尔辿基风味Classic Lil Dicky.均为美国说唱歌&heart

33、s;手这跟科达布莱克很像this is like Kodak Black又带着一丝小阿道夫松顿的感觉with a hint of. Young Dolph.其实呃.Its actually, uh.盖塔Gata.嘿Hey!你在搞我吗Are yall fucking with me, though?我的天Oh, my God.你把盖塔给他们吃了Youre letting them eat Gata?盖塔让我这么做的Gata said to do that.而且他们饿了我也不知道怎么的And they were hungry. I dont know.别拍了求求你Stop filming, ple

34、ase.我要继续拍你别想阻止我Im doing it. Youre not stopping me.不行别拍了 -更多-No. Stop filming. - More!我I.想你了miss you.我知道I know.而且我爰你我很爰你-戴维-And I love you. I love you so much. - Dave. 我们不能这样I cant.我希望能够改变那些事I wish things could have been different,但我现在知道了but I know now that我们只是彼此不适合而已were just not right for each othe

35、r.而这总有一天会结束的And it had to end sometime.不对No.不是这样的It didnt.你好Excuse me?你好Excuse me?戴维的真名大卫安德鲁伯德David Andrew Burd!我等你好久了Fve been expecting you.你喜欢吗Do you like it?什么你说音乐吗What, the music?听起来不错对吧Its good, right?你♥他♥妈♥的是谁啊Who the fuck are you, man?我也喜欢I like it, too.这是给你准备的你还想听更多吗Ive

36、prepared it for you. You want to hear more?好啊Yeah, okay.J我从没有过大家庭还想找个未婚妻/? I never had a menage, Td rather get a fiancee ?）我妈追着屁♥股♥照顾我 跟前列腺似的J? My Mom up my ass like a prostate Jj她有如区块链般的前瞻思维）? She thinking forward like blockchain JJ但我坐在那想着我四年级的事Jj But Im sitting thinking about the fou

37、rth grade jJ当时我在泡玛卡莲娜）J I was hitting on the Macarena j）想象着挤满人的舞台/J Visualizing all the packed arenas J）我手上可没有沾屎那可是奇多J? I didnt have shit on my hands except Cheetos JJ这就是我的顶峰当德维恩还是巨石摔跤手时）? That was the top, back when Dwayne was The Rock J）在手冲曾是我的动力时JBack when jerking off used to be the motivation JJ

38、我会跑着回家跟妈妈比赛谁快JI would come home racing, trying to beat my Mama ?J躲在我的小窝里全身赤♥裸♥翻开风度杂♥志♥网）j To my crib, get naked and Ill go On Maxim for the pictures, JJ把淋浴翻开在浴室贴上打印海报J? put the shower on while Im sticking the printouts to the shower wall ）/水蒸气弥漫再把淋浴头调至按♥摩♥模式

39、）? Using steam, then I put the showerhead up on the massage setting ）J这他妈的是什么东西/j What the fuck was that?J我怎么JHow was I. ?你知道后面是怎么样的但And you know where it goes from there, but.你喜欢吗-呃-do you like it? - Uh.这首歌♥太上头了I am obsessed with it.可以送我吗你可以发我文件吗Can I have that? Can you send me those files?不

40、需要我就是你Theres no need. I am you.而且By the way,我做了那个堵住第二个尿道的手术I got the surgery that clogged the second pee hole.我推荐你也去做You got to do it.噢这是个你是我的自我吧Oh, this is a te.Yourre my ego.然后我得把你杀了And Im supposed to kill you.我也不知道怎么And I dont know how to.我们是要选个武器或你说什么呢-Do we choose weapons or. - Whatd you say?你得

41、把我杀掉That youre gonna kill me?噢Oh.来这so come here.我可以把你打成肉浆The way in which I would beat you to a pulp.那场景会非常刺♥激♥it would be spellbinding.但我今天不准备这么做But Im not gonna do that today.为什么你这么想为什么觉得我会把你杀了Why do you think that? Why do you think you should kill me?你这想法从哪来的Wheres that coming from?

42、从我看见的每件事里Well, ifs coming from everything that I just fucking saw.我不懂I dont know, man.我不知道他妈的发生了什么I dont know whats fucking going on.我见到了一些事情看起来So I had these visions and it seems as though我在里面都是个自私的人theyre portraying a selfish man,我需要做一个能平衡自己人生的更好的人and I need to be a better person to have balance i

43、n life,只要我能做到这个and then once I do that,我就能成为一个更火的艺人I will be a more prosperous artist.你是个笨蛋Youre a fool.但我早知道你是这样的人了But I know that about you,因为我们得这么在你这白♥痴♥的内心环游一圈because we had to travel through your idiot mind才能让你有这个想法to even get to this level.你真的把一个黑人吃了You literally ate a Black man.

44、你把盖塔吃了You ate Gata.这还能再明显点吗How overt can you get?明显我不懂你什么意思Overt? I dontdon*t even get it.呃我不能-是程度的问题吗-Ugh, I cant. Appropriation?我真的没法跟你解释所有事I really cant explain everything to you.我其实可以但我不想I can, but I dont want to.但我确实可以But I could.我就是不太能够理解这呃呃这种事情Im just, like, not well-equipped to understand th

45、is type of, uh, uh, shit. 你懂吗我第一次看黑衣人都没懂You know? I didnt even understand Men in Black the first time.我现在懂了那其实就是很简单的.I get it now, and its actually a very simple.你来这不是为了做出更好的音乐吗Arent you here to make better music?我是来求助里克鲁宾帮我做更好的音乐I came to Rick Rubins to make better music,但现在我这到底是哪我是说and now I-I. Wh

46、at realm is thi. I mean,我也不知道你是里克鲁宾吗I dont know. Are you Rick Rubin?他来了There he is!来这里我的甜心小比Come here, my sweet little metaphor.这他妈的是啥What the fuck is that?这是双A 一只食蚁兽Thats Double A, the anteater.你肯定不知道但他那鼻子的吸力You wouldnt know it, but the suck power on his snout棒极了tremendo.双A那食蚁兽前面两个字母不应该是ae吗Double A? But wouldnt it be AE for anteater?你拼错了That*s a typo.闭嘴Shut up!好吧抱歉All right, sorry.听我说我是来帮你的Listen to me. Im here to help you.这能帮你解决所有的事情This could solve everything.看看这些看看我能成为什么人Look a