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1、theme music playing克拉克森的农场第13集会议即将开业星期一结核病检测结果公布日mooingcar door slams 没错这是关键时刻 Dilwyn Right. The moment of truth. 对Right.如果牛得了病它会不会传染给其他牛？Could he pass it on to the rest of the herd if hes got it?病菌会影响肺部It affects the lungs.然后通过咳嗽把结核菌素传染给另一头牛They will cough tuberculin up and spread it from one to th

2、e other. 最后所有的牛都会感染 Ultimately, they would infect all the rest of the herd?-嗯-好明白了-Yes.-All right. Ive got you. 你在找什么迪尔翁？And youre looking for what, Dilwyn? 我在测量厚度它头顶上有一个肿块 Dilwyn Im measuring the thickness. Theres a lump at the top.-12-9-什么意思？Twelve-nine.What does that mean?如果第一个数字大于第二个数字 那就说明没问题Oh

3、.laughs 该死的！-Jeremy Bloody hell!-Kaleb chuckles 随着肉类生产线即将投产 Jeremy With the meat production line about to kick in,现在是跟进查理 there was no better time to have a catch-up with Charlie 餐厅申请情况的最佳时机 about how the restaurant planning application was going.他和以往一样为我们带来了阳光And, as ever, he was a ray of sunshine.

4、 我认为从根本上说 -这可不好就是这样 Well, look,-1 think fundamentally I-This is not gonna be good. 我有点担心I think the bit that Im sort of worried about 顾问是不是真的遵守规则 is the consultees really being by the book.而不只是“非常感谢看起来不错”You know, its not just, Thanks, that looks ail right. 他们在发表评论 Theyre making comment. 顾问是什么意思？他们是

5、谁？ What do you mean, the consultees? 他们是环境健康专家 Who are they?So theyre environmental health, or local highways, 或是当地高速公路部门I：作人员 或者警♥察♥之类的 or the police, for example.警♥察♥对此有何评论？What have the police got to say about it?怎公会有一个国家How can you live in a countrywhere the police允许警

6、♥察♥对餐厅发表意见呢？ are allowed to have an opinion on a restaurant?-等一卜.循环存储？-正确-Hold on. Cycle storage?-Correct这里所说的“规定”-The provision as it says here.-Of-“用于停放自行车”Jeremy .for bicycle parking.跟警♥察♥有什么关系？What does that have to dowith the police?他是犯罪预防设计顾问So, he is the Crime Prev

7、entionDesign Advisor.什么？-What?-Thats what he does.这就是他的工作但如果我们不雇用骑自行车的人呢？But if we saywere not employing cyclists?我不认为这行得通I dont thinkthats gonna be very helpful.我必须包容他们吗？Do I have to be inclusive?尽可能地包容As inclusive as you can be.我是个包容的人只是不招骑白行车的人I mean, I am inclusive, just not cyclists. Im然后是环境卫生T

8、hen theres environmental health.And theAONB.还有杰出自然风景区 他们要给杰出自然风景区 设置什么条件呢？So the Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty.What conditions are they gonna put on?还有排水And the drainage.所以西牛津郡区议会So the West Oxfordshire District Council, theyre going to want to see 他们期望看到 一个防洪计划这样地表是的 a flood-alleviation scheme

9、 so you dont get surface- 海拔是243米距离河道数公里远Its 800 feet above sea level, miles from a river. 为什么他们不回信说 “我们没什么好说的？” Why dont they just write back saying Weve got nothing to say? 因为人们太闲了不是吗？Because people have got too much time on their hands, havent they? 好的 groans Charlie OK. 我们不再讨论这个事了 Lets not dwell

10、 on it any more. 我们有工作要做There is work ahead of us.soft music 几天后Jeremy A few days later, I got an urgent early-morning call from Kaleb. 我在清晨接到了卡莱布的紧急电♥话♥ 怎么了？Jeremy Whats happening?Oh!-恭喜！不！Kaleb Congratulations!-No!-Kaleb chuckles 不可能！什么时候的事？Jeremy No way! When did that happen?-昨晚我的天啊

11、！这是什么？-Kaleb Last night.-Oh my God! What is it? 一头小母牛犊是个女孩 Kaleb A little heifer calf.Thats a girl, by the way. 我知道我已经看出来了 Jeremy I know that. Ive learnt that.-看看那张脸！-看看那张小脸-Jeremy Look at that face!-Look at that little face!看看你的小脸！Oh, look at your little face!你是幸运牛你降生在迪丽斯库阿特You lucky cow.Youve come

12、 to Diddly Squat. 干得好妈妈！Well done, mum!妈妈看起来很自豪Mothers looking very proud, actually.Can cows look proud?-奶牛也会自豪吗？-会的母牛产犊与绵辛有很大不同 Kaleb Yeah.Cow calving is so much different to sheep.-就这样掉下来？掉下来然后站起来舔它So it just fell out?Kaleb Fell out. Stand up.Licking it off.这将长成一头小母牛我们要留下这头吗？Jeremy Its going to be

13、 a heifer.Were not gonna eat this one?是的我认可我们可以留下这头让它在牛群中长大Yes, well keep it in the herd to grow.它在拉屎这是个好兆头Shes trying to have a poo.Thats a really good sign.拉出来了！女士们和先生们！Jeremy Here it comes!Ladies and gentlemen, its the first faeces!-这是它的第一坨屎-是的然后妈妈要把屎吃掉妈妈正在吃The mothers gonna eat it.The mothers ea

14、ting it.在野外有捕食者Kaleb Thats really good!In the wild, theres predators out there, shell clean up after her, 它会把它清理干净这样捕食者就不会闻到小牛的味道so therefore the predators cant smell the baby.-真的吗？-是啊-Jeremy Really?-Yeah.你知道杳理几天前告诉我的那个数据吗？Jeremy Did you hear the stat that Charlie told me the other day?现在人人都说奶牛不环保？E

15、veryone says cows are unenvironmental now?因为你必须种草来养奶牛 Mmm.Cause youve gotta grow the grass to feed the cows, 所以在你吃它们之前 你有两件事要做so youve got two things to do before you eat them. 吃掉半头牛Apparently eating half a cow 造成的环境影响与一个人飞到澳大利亚相当is the same environmental impact as one person flying to Australia. 这不

16、是真的他们不是真的-So theyre not really.-No.每天有多少人飞往澳大利亚？How many people fly to Australia a day? 诺瓦克德约科维奇 Well, Novak Djokovic. 网球？Tennis?那是个女的吗？That a lady? A girl?我错过了第一只小牛的出生Jeremy 1 may have missed the birth of my first calf, 但是在接下来的几天里 but then, over the next few days, 我也错过了下一批I managed to miss the next

17、 batch as well. 老天啊Oh, for Heavens sake.生了一只、两只、三只小牛One, two, three calves have come out. 我们的问题是The problem were having, 我肯定你们想要见证出生的那一刻Im sure youd like to see the birth, 但是牛就 but the cow just goes. coughs 一头小牛就生出来r and then theres a calf. 拍摄难度很大Its very difficult to film. 看Look.Oh.看Lisa Oh look!嘿小

18、家伙Hey, little one.还记得生小羊时 那个慌乱的场面吗？ Jeremy Remember all that fuss and palaver with the lambing? 它们只是咳一下小牛就出来了 So much fuss.They just cough and then a calf comes out. 还有四只要出来We still have four more to come. So.希望我们能见证那个场面 hopefully we can witness, upbeat music 卡莱布告诉我可以买♥♥一个设备提醒就要临产 Jere

19、my Kaleb then told me you can buy devices that warn you when a birth is imminent.于是我立马出发去买♥♥设备 So, I immediately set off to buy some 因为那意味着要去我在世界上 because that meant going to my new most-favourite shop 最爱的那家新店 in the whole world.斯托瓦格全国农业供应我通常不喜欢购物很讨厌Normally I loathe shopping, absolute

20、ly loathe it.但在这里我什么都想买&hcarts;&hcarts;But in here I want everything.成熟动物用无血阉♥割♥器（48厘米） 看这个这是户外用品区Oh, look at this.This is the outfitters department.看！这是卡莱布的衣橱Look, look, look!This is where.This is Kalebs wardrobe.这是他的庞德街This is his Bond Street.让我带你们看看这里各式各样的衬衫Let me talk you through a

21、ll the different shirts you can get in here. 这一件不错吧？还行吧？Theres this one, OK? Yeah?还有这件Then theres this one.还有这件Then theres.this one.还有这件Then theres.this one.这是钢制鞋头吗？Thats a steel.Oh, is that a steel toe cap?看这个Look at that.该死的Oh shit.看看有没有摄像头Look for the cameras.专注于手头的工作Jeremy Focusing on the job in

22、 hand,I headed to the cow department, 我去了奶牛区然后出乎意料地找到了我想要的东西 where I was amazed to find exactly what I was looking for. 天啊 Oh, heavens.我不敢相信我找到了这个No! No, 1 dont believe Im seeing this. 莫考尔The Moocall.所以只要把它放在动物的尾巴上So what you do is you pop it on the animals tail. 然后快要生产的时候 And then when its about to

23、 give birth,你会收到这台小机器发山的短♥信♥ you get a text message from this little machine.一定是在开玩笑！Youre kidding!lively music 来吧过来Jeremy Go on, go on. There you go.回到农场我和卡莱布一起安装好警报器Jeremy Back at the farm, Kaleb and I fitted the alarms. 所以当它举起它时Jeremy So when she lifts that up, Ill get a text?-我会收到短

24、♥信♥-是的莫考尔就是这个Kaleb Yeah.Jeremy Moocall. There it is.然后我们去找查理聊天Jeremy And then vve went for a chat with Charlie讨论天价的化肥about the stratospheric rise in fertilizer prices.硝基碳纤维像黄金一样不是吗？真的就像Kaleb Its like gold, isnt it?就是黄金It is literally gold.How much has it gone up by?涨了多少？我们以每吨♥27

25、5英镑的价格买♥♥人 Charlie We bought this at 275 a ton.现在它的价格大约是每吨♥675英镑And now its about 675 a ton.-我们有多少吨♥ ?-有 80 吨♥How many tons have we got?Er, theres 80 there.所以那是多少？三万英镑So what*s that?30,000 quid.怎么会这么贵？Jeremy Why is it so fucking expensive?有个家伙叫普♥京♥The

26、res this bloke.Hes called Vladimir.Jeremy Oh, Put- Well.尤其是现在在打仗Well, especially with all this war stuff going on at the minute as well. 没想到卡莱布也知道普♥京♥在制♥造♥混乱入侵乌克兰 Jeremy Staggered that Kaleb knew Putin was making noisesabout invading Ukraine, 我把我的智慧分给了他一些I gave him some o

27、f my wisdom.不是的不会打起来的Theres not gonna be a war. 没有战争-Oh well, I dunno.-There isnt.神秘的梅格Dilwyn If the first number is bigger than the second number then youre OK. 12-9不错吧？Jeremy Twelve-nine?Were happy?如果小于第二个数字就得担心了If it was the other way round, youd be worried. 这些数字是什么意思？What do the numbers mean?是肿块

28、的大小Dilwyn Its the size of the lumps.测量皮肤的厚度The measurement of the skin where I injected the other day. 就是前几天我注射的地方 看来你没事Jeremy Looks like youre all right. 来吧牛Come on, moo cow.cow mooing 14-10Fourteen-ten. 来吧进去 Jeremy There we go. 进去好了-Go on. Go on.-Jeremy There we go.10-9Dilwyn Ten-nine.很接近-Jeremy O

29、h, thats close.-Yeah.是的很紧张不是吗？-这太可怕了-Charlie Its quite tense, isnt it?-Yeah. Its horrible.前几天我检测了 400多头I did a test of 400 animals the other day,slow music 由于我的化肥现在 比埃隆马斯克还值钱 Jeremy Since my fertilizer was now worth more than Elon Musk, 我就有必要保护它们不被偷走 it made sense to protect it from burglars. 没错就是这里

30、Jeremy Right, here it is.So if you could give us a hand? 你能帮我们一把吗？ 我要请我的安全主管 帮我安装一个高科技警报系统 Gerald Yeah.Jeremy Which meant asking my head of security to help me fit a high-tech alarm system. 我在油管上看到了这个Jeremy I saw this on YouTube. And I thought thats just bob-on. 真是太棒了这真是个好主意 Its a really good idea,

31、this.Gerald Everyone shoots a bullet Tom has probably got one that comes out as far as here.我一直认为你的安全措施非常明智 Jeremy And I always think your approach to securitys quite sensible.Yeah, I dont want no full-front advance just meeting great big men when I come out, you know. Blokes with axes and stuff. I

32、dont want a lot of that these days. 不管怎公样我们都不需要再担心r Whatever that is,weve no need to worry anymore. 把这个拿掠So, take this off. Gerald If its a real damp, foggy night.我猜是这样Oh yeah, I guess. 如果有人闯进来 Now, the idea is, somebody comes in, 它会探测到他们的动作是吗？ it detects their movement, yeah? 然后警笛响起-Yeah?-And then

33、a siren goes off. 警报器会触发这些烟雾罐 And the siren triggers these, which are smoke canisters. 这整个谷仓-Yeah?-So, I mean, this whole barn- Will be black and covered. 浓度适合的烟雾-Jeremy Properly thick smoke.-Dense.你什么也看不见-Yeah?-Jeremy And you cant see a thing. The thing is, though, with that big chalk piece that st

34、arts the wars, and then theres the piece thatll kill at least twelve people. Gerald speaking indistinctly Until youve cleaned it all out, it wants just edge and siding as well, really.Jeremy Mmm. upbeat music 在给予肥料充分保护后 Jeremy With the fertilizer fully protected,便到了与凯特比夫妇会面的时间 it was time for a meet

35、ing with Mr and Mrs Cacklebean.这是一个美好的早晨-景色很美sighs Its a nice morning.-只有一点毛毛雨-是的-Steph Beautiful.-Just light drizzle.我收到一些令人担忧的消息而他们是来给我提建议的Jeremy Whod come overto give me some adviceon some worrying news Id received.我不断收到来自母鸡警♥察♥的短♥信♥Jeremy So these texts I keep getting

36、 from the Hen Police in.那是谁政♥府♥ ?Who is it, the government?是政♥府♥没错Paddy It is the government.-H5N1-H5N1-Jeremy H5N1.-5N1, yeah.在沃里克郡的某个地方发现禽流感-Avian influenza.-Yeah.Found at a premises in Warwickshire.-离这43.2公里-43.2公里Thats not.27 miles.Yeah, 27 miles away.这有点令人担忧So its a

37、bit worrying.我们如何防止禽流感传到这？Jeremy So how do we stop this lotgetting it?-我们得把这些鸡关起来-什么？真的吗？We will have to shut the birds in.彻底关起来？-是的彻底What? Really?-What, completely?-Completely.大约三个月的时间 Paddy For about three months. 直到警报解除是吗？Steph Until weve got the all-clear, isnt it?直到警报解除Paddy Till we got the all

38、-clear. 该死的Jeremy Shit.Do they lay less when theyre inside? 它们在里面的时候下的蛋会减少吗？ 这对它们根本没有影响 Paddy It wont make a difference to them.因为它们的生活会少了许多乐趣 It will make, cause their lives will be less enjoyable. 你可以通过其他方式 让它们的精神生活更加愉快 No, theres ways that you can make their lives more enjoyable inside. 必须给它们弄很多垫

39、子 Youve gotta make sure that theyve got lots of bedding, 这样它们就可以洗尘浴 so they can dust bathe.我认为我们应该安装收音机-1 think we should put radios in.-Some radios.是的它们可以听一点音乐 Yeah, they can listen to a bit of music.-你这是在犯傻-才不是-Paddy Yeah.-Now youre being silly. 在我们凯特伯里农场 每个鸡棚都有一台收音机 No. At home, Cackleberry Farm,

40、 every shed has a radio. 你有什久我们可以播放的 有声读物吗？它们喜欢那个 Have you got any audiobooks that we could play them? They love it.No. How do you know they love it? Do they smile? 你怎么知道它们喜不喜欢？ 它们会笑吗？-跳舞？它们唱歌♥它们会的-They sing.-Do they dance? 它们不会-Yeah, they do.-Jeremy No, they dont. 它们小时候听频道1 chucklesThey star

41、t off with Radio One when theyre young, 少年时期听频道2 move on to Radio Two when theyre middle aged, 老了以后听频道4 and Radio Four when theyre old. laughing 我的放养母鸡和放牛业务 因禽流感而中止 upbeat music Jeremy With my hen and cattle mob-grazing enterprise now halted by bird flu, 那就回牛棚喂新出生的小牛吧 it was back to the cow barn to

42、feed the new-borns. 你去拿坚果我们给它们吃坚果 Jeremy You go and get the nuts. Well give them those. 对 Right. Weve gotta put another pen in here. 我们得在这再围一个畜栏 这样你就有一个可以倾诉的朋友So youll have a friend to talk to.And then.接着alarm goes off你不会吧？Oh you havent?什么鬼？Kaleb What the fuck?alarm你有Jeremy You have.该死的卡莱布Oh. fuckin

43、g Kaleb.这是什么？Kaleb What was it?我们安装了系统会让这个地方完全弥漫烟雾Jeremy We put that system in that completely fills the place with smoke.你为什么不告诉我？Kaleb Why didnt you tell me?我以为杰拉德告诉你了他是安全主管Jeremy I thought Gerald had.We put it in this morning.我们今天早上安装的他没有通知我Kaleb Well, he didnt inform me.你在玩什么？What are you playin

44、g at?-该死的我差点吓尿了Jeremy Oh. Fucks sake.Kaleb I nearly shit myself.严格来说我们才装了三个小时Jeremy Literally,weve had it in. three hours.我希望永远不会I mean, I was hoping never- Oh.我不行了门在哪里？I cant.Wheres the fucking door?coughssoft music那天晚k另一项技术开始发挥作用Jeremy That night, another piece of technology swung into action.mooi

45、ng晚上8点14分好吧它在哪里？Jeremy Where is she?Oh!出来了有一个气球从她的屁♥股♥里山来了Oh, its out.Shes got a balloon coming out of her back bottom.对Right.过来没事的过来groansCome on. Its OK. Come on.把准妈妈赶入它专属的畜栏里Jeremy Having put the mum-to-bein her own pen, 我们等卡莱布来we waited for Kaleb to arrive.这将是我们的第一只Thisll be our fi

46、rst one.因为其他都是在没人注意的时候出生的Cause all the others have been bornwhen no one was looking.cow mooingJeremy Oh.你好看Oh, hello, hello, hello. Look.那不是小便看那是羊水对吧？Thats not piss now, look.Thats baby juice, isnt it?不是因为羊水都在袋子里Lisa No, its not, because the baby juice is all in the sack.我不知道牛背是怎么发挥作用的I dont know how the back of a cow works.一切顺利?All right?我们不知道它一直弓着背然后流出液体Jeremy We don*t kn