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1、大家晚上好。Good evening, everybody.不要以貌取人，Never judge a book by its cover,特别是如果封面引用了一本不知名的期刊Particularly if that cover quotes an obscure journal声称这是有史以来最好的书。Claiming it to be the best book ever written.我最近犯了这个错误I made that mistake recently发现自己在读一本关于毒品和性的书，And found myself reading a book about drugs and s

2、ex,这些都不太适合写小说。Which are scarcely suitable subjects for fiction.如果我没坐去阿伯里斯特威斯的火车，If I hadnt been on a stopping train to Aberystwyth, 我应该不读就把它扔在一边。I should have cast the thing aside unread.我们将会看到，Appearances, as we shall see；就像公共汽车时刻表Are like bus timetables.经常会误导人。Often highly misleading.雷蒙德，有些事我得跟你谈谈

3、。Raymond, theres something I need to discuss with you.我明白了。你是说我是你的指挥官吗，I see. And are you addressing me as your commanding officer,-还是你的男朋友? 有区别吗？-Or as your boyfriend? - Does it make a difference?这当然是有区别的。公众付钱让我当你们的指挥官，Certainly it makes a difference. The public pays me to be your commanding office

4、r, 我不是为了做你的男朋友。It does not pay me to be your boyfriend.如果你问我男朋友的问题，比如，If you were to ask me a boyfriend question like,“我想我把家里的煤气忘关了，我该怎么力、?I think Ive left the gas on at home, what shall I do?我要到午饭时间才能回答cI should feel unable to answer until lunchtime.15个人转过身来。And 15 people would turn round.还有大块头，先生。

5、And big people too, sir.我是说，不知道为什么，大个子才会被叫做科林。I mean, for some reason, it*s the big lads that get called Colin.我是说，我会大喊，科林，你是个坏孩子。I mean, Id shout, Colin, youre a bad boy.我刚看到你跳了个卡卡I just saw you do a kaka现在我要让你难堪。”And now Im going to rub your nose in it.然后我就在救护车里醒来了。The next thing I knew, Id wake u

6、p in an ambulance.是，是，是，抱歉，先生，Yes, yes, yes, yes, excuse me, sir,但我们不是离题了吗？But arent we wandering from the point?是的，我们确实是。干得好，古迪。Yes indeed we are. Well done, Goody.是的，因为我们说的是鸡，不是狗。Yes, because we were talking about chickens, not dogs.不，重点是一一哦一一啊No the point is- oh- ah.有什么意义?保罗康登(Paul Condon)妖魔化移&he

7、arts;民♥子女。-What was the point? - Paul Condon demonizing the children of immigrants.没错，不，不是的。Exactly- no, no it is not.保罗康登爵士掌握了一些事实。Sir Paul Condon was in possession of certain facts.他要因为不喜欢这些事实而隐瞒这些事实吗？Is he to withhold those facts because he doesnt like them?他隐瞒了很多，先生。He withholds plenty, s

8、ir.我想他应该知道局里有多少铜板，I expect hers got an idea how many bent coppers there are in the met, 有多少共济会会员，但他认为公众不需要知道这些。How many freemasons, but he doesn*t think the public need to know about that. 我们在讨论种族问题，哈比卜。We are discussing the problems of race, Habib.保罗康登爵士不能Sir Paul Condon can not-小子，你笑什么？Why are you

9、 sniggering, boy?-我没有偷笑先生-你在偷笑-Im not sniggering, sir. - You are sniggering.我是说拜托，先生，那家伙叫康登。Well, I mean come on, sir. The bloke*s name is Condon. 我看不出这有什么好笑的，古迪。I dont see anything remotely amusing about that, Goody.哦，来吧，先生，我想你知道了。Oh come now, sir, I think you do.不，我没有，古迪。No I dont, Goody.但是先生，听起来就

10、像“避孕套”But sir, it sounds exactly like condom.”你可以在新闻上看到，先生You can see them on the news, sir-“大都会警♥察♥局长，保罗康登爵士”the metropolitan police chiet sir Paul Condon.你知道那个新闻播音员在想，And you know that newsreaders thinking,“我希望我不说安全套我希望我不说安全套”I hope I dont say condom I hope I dont say condom” 安静点，你这个

11、笨蛋。Be quiet, you imbecile.-我们在讨论种族主义。-我知道种族歧视的事，先生-We are discussing racism. - Ooh, I know all about racism, sir. 我母亲让我做好了准备oMy mother prepared me for it.她向你解释了非理性仇恨的可悲真♥相♥oAh, she explained to you the sad truth of irrational hatred.不，她打我，还骂我。No, she beat me and called me names.是的，谢谢你跟

12、我们分享，格莱斯顿。Yes, thank you for sharing that with us, Gladstone.听他们说。Listen to em.正好贴在我的咪♥咪♥ _hoIt gets right on my raving titties.我的意思是我不是种族主义者，我不介意人们来这里，I mean Im no racist, I dont mind people coming over here, 但当他们这样做的时候，他们应该像我们一样。But when they do, they should be like us.人们不想要一大堆奇怪的习俗和

13、滑稽的衣服。People dont want a load of weird customs and funny clothes.好吧，我戴上了引擎盖。Right, I put the hood on, see.我把头夹在两腿之间吻火鸡。And I kiss the turkey with my head between my legs.我给你看，我蹲在桌子上方便点。Ill show you, Ill squat on the desk to make it easier.现在，我需要一个兜帽。我要用我带鸟进来的袋子。Now, I need a hood. Til use the bag I

14、brought the bird in.这是从蒂娜的冰箱里拿的冷冻的。Its a frozen one from tinas freezer.好吧Okay.你把鸡排好You line up the fowl.如果我是你，我就不会亲它，先生。Well, I wouldnt kiss it if I were you, sir.还是有点冷，你的嘴唇可能会粘在它的屁♥股♥上。Its still a bit chilly, your lips might stick to its bum.嗯，先对着它呼吸。Well, breathe on it first.你们在看什么？W

15、hat are you lot staring at?我们只是在庆祝丰富的多样性We were just celebrating the rich diversity我们的文化。Of culture in our station.我承认我没想到会看到它I confess I had not expected to see it非常生动的说明。Quite so graphically illustrated.是啊，我不喜欢文化。Oh yeah, well I dont like culture.-你说什么?-该死的芭蕾舞和歌♥剧-1 beg your pardon? - Bleed

16、in1 ballet and opera,尤其是他们把彩票钱花在上面的时候。Especially when they spend lottery money on it.浪费工人的赌注Wasting the working mans bet用意大利来的又胖又旧的袋子On fat screeching old bags from Italy唱得像长了痔疮Singing like they got piles,或者一群穿芭蕾舞裙的瘦骨嶙峋的姑娘Or some bunch of scrawny bints in tutus叫达西和蒂尔达，Called Darcy and Tilda,对着一堆淫&he

17、arts;荡♥的变♥态♥炫耀。Flashing their gussets at a lot of horny perverts.艺术吗?文化吗?盯着漂亮鸟儿的内♥裤♥,Art? Culture? Staring at posh birds1 knickers,这就是“天鹅流血湖”的全部意义。Thats all swan bleeding lake boils down to.他们应该用完所有的钱They should use all the money有不治之症的孩子For kiddies with incurable d

18、iseases.我和蒂娜买♥♥彩票的时候When me and my Tina buy our lottery ticket出于我们善良的心Out of the goodness of our heart-希望能赢得2000万英镑。And in the hope of winning 20 million.是的，我们想通过赢得2000万英镑来证明这一点Yes, and we want to know that by winning 20 million 我们会帮助小孩子。We will be helping little kiddies.不是高傲，是高贵，挺住你的屁

19、♥股♥,Not haughty, hoity- stick-it-up-your-toity,tight-nosed 高层，High-and-mighty, tight-nosed,Toffee-arsed sun-dried-tomato-eating,Toffee-arsed, sun-dried-tomato-eating, la di da di la-di-dahsoLa-di-da-di la-di-dahs.是的，让我们希望一些彩票的钱Yes, well let us hope that some of the lottery money去帮助那些不可

20、救药的疯子。Goes to aiding the incurably insane.这样的话，你就可以拿回你的钱了。In which case youll get your money back.哈比卜说对了一件事Habib is right about one thing-如果我们自己也是种族主义者，警♥察♥就无法打击种族主义。The police cannot fight racism if we are racist ourselves.这在很大程度上是五十步笑百步的问题QIt would be very much a matter of the pot ca

21、lling the kettle.嗯Um.嗯Uh.非裔美国人。African-american.那么，我们到底有多种族歧视呢？So- how racist are we?好吧，为了找到答案，我提议当火星人。Well, in order to find out, I propose to be a Martian.想象一下，我刚刚在我的太空舱里微笑着，加入了警♥察♥队伍。Imagine that Fve just beamed down in my space podule and joined the police.对不起，先生如果你只是在你的脚踏板上微笑，Excu

22、se me, sir. If you just beamed down in your podule,你不会加入任何组织You wouldnt be joining anything根据移♥民♥法，你会被拘留，被困在临时营地。Youd be detained under the immigration act, and stuck in a transit camp.我已经申请了庇护。你的理由是什么？-1 have applied for asylum. - What are your grounds?我是个火星异议者，哈比卜，I am a martian diss

23、ident, Habib,他引起了火星当局的不满，Who has incurred the displeasure of the martian authorities,通过抗♥议♥美国人By protesting against the americans再拍些我们气体排放的模糊照片。Taking any more fuzzy photographs of our gaseous emissions.如果我回到火星，我会被谋杀。If I return to Mars I will be murdered.内政部希望你能证明你会被谋杀，先生。The home off

24、ice will expect you to prove you1! be murdered, sir.正常的方法是把你送回去The normal method is to send you back 如果你被杀了，他们就会承认你说的是实话。And if you get murdered, theyrll admit you were telling the truth.好了，我已经躺在我的脚凳上，All right, I have beamed down in my podule, 申请庇护，Applied for asylum, 被拒绝，躲进教堂，Been refused, taken r

25、efuge in a church, 成为一场大规模抗♥议♥活动的焦点 And become the focus of a major protest campaign 由不愉快的喜剧演员表演的慈善音乐会资助Funded by a charity concert performed by unpleasant comedians 认为骂人很聪明的人。Who think its clever to swear.我上诉反对驱逐出境，但失败了，I have appealed against deportation and lost, 无论是在高等法♥院&he

26、arts;还是在上议院， Both in the high court and in the house of lords, 但在海牙法庭上胜诉了。But won at the court of justice in the Hague.我娶了一个来自索利赫尔的可爱姑娘I have married a sweet girl from Solihull 谁不反对我那三个跳动着的巨大脑袋呢 Who did not object to my three enormous pulsating heads 浑身都是黏黏的静脉，With sticky out veins all over them, 我已

27、经在加斯福斯定居了，在夜校完成了 a-level考试，I have settled in Gasforth, done my A-levels at night school, 买♥♥了一颗二手达特桑樱桃，加入了警♥察♥队伍。 Bought a secondhand Datsun cherry and joined the police force.满意吗？Satisfied?这不是我说了算的，先生，这是总公♥司♥说了算。Well, ifs not up to me, sir. Its up to the ho

28、me office. 他们很高兴。Well they are delighted. 现在，也许我们可以继续了。Now, perhaps we can move on.如果你愿意，试着想象一下你的新同事。Try if you would, to picture your new colleague.我们都知道，火星人Martians, as we all know,是绿色的，叫佐格。Are green and called Zog.我已经提到了三个巨大的头，Ive already mentioned the three enormous heads,再加上这15英寸长的颤动手指，Add to t

29、his 15-inch long pulsating fingers, 多条腿和闪烁的肚脐。Multiple legs and a flashing belly button.今天是我第一天服役Its my first day in the service 我正要进入简报室。And Im about to enter the briefing room.你得想象它的多个头和腿You*ll have to imagine the multiple heads and the legs 还有闪烁的肚脐。And the flashing belly button.你好。Hello.我是佐格警官。My

30、 name is constable Zog.我今天和你一起巡逻。Im patrolling the beat with you today.我希望我们能成为朋友。I hope we shall be friends.好吧，古迪，你有什么反应？All right, Goody, what would be your reaction?我只是在想象。-很好很好。-Im just trying to imagine it now. - Good, good.这三个头一一These three heads-每个人都戴头盔吗？Do you have a helmet on each one?是的，是的

31、，如果你愿意的话。跟我打招呼，孩子，跟我打招呼。Yes, yes, if you like. Just greet me, boy, greet me.你好，你好，你好。Hello, hello, hello.我的观点得到了说明。And so my point is illustrated.古迪只能考虑我的体型。Goody can only consider my shape.啊并非如此，先生。Ah- not so, sir.我也在想你有多环保。Im also thinking about how green you are.这也是不可接受的。你一定是色盲。And that is not ac

32、ceptable either. You must be color-blind. 我觉得你应该庆祝你的绿色，I think you should be celebrating your greenness,-别指望我们会无视它。-是的，你说得对，哈比卜。-Not hoping that weH ignore it. - Yes, youre right, Habib.我必须更加自信。好了，开始吧。I must be more assertive. Right, here we go.你好，我是佐格，我来自火星。Hello, Im Zog, Tm from Mars.习惯它吧。Get used

33、 to it.你好，你好，我是凯文，来自贝辛斯托克城外，Hello, hello, Im Kevin from just outside Basingstoke, 给我5,不给我10,不，15,20-And give me five, no give me 10, no 15, 20-好吧，坐下吧，古迪。Yes all right, just sit down, Goody.坐下来。Sit down.现在太好啦Now Goody.古迪，今天是我第一天上班。Now Goody, this is my first day at work.我是你的新同事不客气不客气不客气-Im your new c

34、olleague- - welcome, welcome, welcome.谢谢你！你有一杯茶Thank you. Youve got a cup of tea.是的。我有三杯可可。-Yes. - .fve got three cups of cocoa.现在，你能给我一些友好的建议吗？Now, what friendly tips could you pass on to me?-绝对诚实?一一是的。-Absolutely honestly? - Yes.好吧，我想说的是Right, Cd say this-小心福勒探长，他是个脾气暴躁的老家伙Watch out for inspector

35、Fowler, hes a grumpy old git只要有一丝机会，他就会鞭打你的卷毛。And given half a chance hell whip your Curly Wurly.听着，我们离题了。Look, we are deviating from the point.我只是想证明所有男人，Im simply trying to establish that all men,他们是火星人，毛里求斯人，还是曼彻斯特人，Be they Martian, Mauritian, or Mancunian,人生而平等。都是男人？-Are born equal. - All men?哈!

36、所以这个火星人是个性别歧视者，是吗？Huh! So this Martian is a sexist, is he?惊喜，惊喜。-听着，我们不是在谈论任何人的性别，哈比卜。-Surprise, surprise. - Look, we are not talking about anybodys sex, Habib. 和火星人做♥爱♥,听起来不错。Sex with a Martian, sounds great to me.对我来说不是。三个正面说，Not to me. Three head saying,“我头疼，我头疼，我头疼。”urve got a head

37、ache, Tve got a headache, Tve got a headache.注意，那些颤动的手指听起来不错。Mind you, those pulsating fingers sound all right.这个火星人是无性的，哈比卜。This Martian is asexual, Habib.要我说，是性♥爱♥机器。A sexual machine if you ask me.你自己也说了，先生，你头上都是青筋。You said so yourself, sir, youve got veins popping out all over your

38、head.你的两条腿之间藏着什么，先生？What have you got lurking between those multiple legs, sir?听着，我们不是在讨论性或性别歧视。Look, look, we are not discussing sex or sexism.我只是说人人生而平等，I merely stated that all men are created equal,我说的男人，哈比卜，当然是指，And by men, Habib, I mean of course,男性和异性。Men and persons of the opposite sex.异性吗?对

39、不起，先生，Opposite sex? Im sorry, sir,而是根据一个性别相对于另一个性别的位置来定义But defining one sex in terms of its position to the other是性别歧视，在地球上，火星上，土星上，或任何其他星球上。Is sexism, on Earth, Mars, Saturn, or any other planet.我有一个关于天王星的搞笑笑话。Ive got a hilarious joke about Uranus.不，你不需要，古迪。你知道我的肛♥门♥有个可悲的双关语吗。No you

40、dont, Goody. You know a pathetic pun about my anus.我是说你的肛&hearts；n ♥oI mean your anus.我是说有个粗鲁名字的星球。真的吗，哈比卜，I mean the planet with the rude name. Oh really, Habib,看你把这孩子弄糊涂了。Look how youve confused the boy.性别歧视就是性别歧视，先生。Sexism is sexism, sir.正确的。Right.帕特里夏，我需要你的支持。Patricia, I require your supp

41、ort.哈比布警官和我在讨论性♥爱♥姿势。Constable Habib and I are discussing sexual positions.我要你向她保证，我只知道一个人。And I want you to assure her that I know only one.雷蒙德，你在说什么？Raymond, what are you talking about?性别歧视，这是一个祸害。Sexual discrimination, which is a scourge.我希望警官，你和我一起生活了 11年，And I hope sergeant, that

42、having lived with me for 11 years,你可以保证，当涉及到女人的时候，You can vouch for the fact that when it comes to women,我完全没有歧视。Im not remotely discriminating.福勒，你能不能小声点？Fowler, can you keep your fannying about down?警♥察♥的工作是针对坏人，而不是主义。Police work is about villains, not isms.还有什么主义抢劫过一个老太太？And what is

43、m ever mugged an old lady?那时我们的房♥子已经爆♥炸♥ 了。By which time our house would have exploded.这是警♥察♥的事，我觉得合情合理Making it a police matter with which I would feel justified 在处理警♥察♥的时间。In dealing on police time.我明白了。I see.我想这是一个建议问题。Well, I suppose this is a mat

44、ter of advice.我希望你能以指挥官的身份回答一部分问题，And I would like you to answer partly as my commander, 同时也是我的男朋友。And partly as my boyfriend.很好，看起来很简单。Good, well that seems simple enough.我现在就给你警♥察♥的答复，I shall give you my police answer now,当然，公众会为此付钱给我，For which of course, the public will be paying me

45、,午餐时我会给你我个人的答案，And I shall give you my personal answer over lunch,我不希望有任何补偿，For which I will expect no reimbursement,除了当你的帮手的满足感。Other than the satisfaction of being your helpmeet.正确的。这是我的问题。Right. Well, here*s my problem.如果你知道哪里不对劲If you know something is wrong,但你知道它是错的方法也是错的，But the method by whic

46、h you know it is wrong is also wrong, 纠正错误是正确的吗?做对了还是错了？Is it right to right the wrong? Or wrong to do right?因为真正的错误是知道错误是不对的，Because the real wrong is that it was not right to know the wrong, 因此，纠正错误不可能是正确的。And so righting the wrong cannot be right.是的，我明白了。Yes； I see.作为你们的指挥官哪个主义抢劫过银行？What ism ever

47、 robbed a bank?什么主义曾经拿枪指着别人的头？What ism ever held a gun to someones head?恐♥怖♥主♥义♥。Terrorism.好吧。Yeah, all right.什么主义曾经威胁过国♥家♥安♥全♥?And what ism ever threatened the security of the state?马♥克♥思♥主义。Marxism.什么主义曾经伤害过任何人？What ism ever hurt anybody?施虐。博伊尔！