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1、英语幽默短笑话10篇 在繁忙的学习工作中，适时读一些幽默笑话，放松自己，劳逸结合非常重要。下面是学习啦我整理的10个英语幽默短笑话，希望大家喜爱! 英语幽默短笑话1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV. Mum:There is no electricity tonight. Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。 妈妈：今晚停电了。 迈克：那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。 英语幽默短笑话2. The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made

2、, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. "你能告知我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?" 老师发问道。 "把很多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。 英语幽默短笑话3. Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" &qu

3、ot;I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 ;昨天给你的钱干什么了?; ;我给了一个可怜的老太婆，;他回答说。 ;你真是个好孩

4、子，;妈妈傲慢地说。;再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感爱好呢?; ;她是个卖糖果的。; 英语幽默短笑话4. I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! " 我刚咬破自己的舌头 ;我们有毒吗?;一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

5、 ;是的，敬爱的，;她回答说，;你问这个干什么?; ;因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。; 英语幽默短笑话5. It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum

6、 carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?" 上下班高峰期，我匆忙奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正打算扶她，她却自

7、己爬了起来。她镇静了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：;总是有美丽女人拜倒在你脚下吗?; 英语幽默短笑话6. - My uncle has 1000 men under him. - He is really somebody. What does he do? - A maintenance man in a cemetery. - 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 - 他真是一个大人物。干什么的? - 墓地守墓人。 英语幽默短笑话7. Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughte

8、r in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the m

9、oney. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 一位中国老妇人在美国探望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员仔细检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最终实在忍耐不住说：;信任我，先生，也请你信任这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国干脆带来的。; 英语幽默短笑话8. Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an

10、advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 布朗夫人：哦，敬爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊! 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不相识字。; 英语幽默短笑话9. —Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. - I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. - Well, bring me the winner then. - 服务员

11、， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。 - 对不起，先生，这只确定打过架了。 - 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。 英语幽默短笑话10. A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid." 这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。假如你只有65岁的话， 千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，;让小的干吧。; 英语幽默短笑话10篇本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第7页 共7页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页第 7 页 共 7 页