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1、幽默的英语脑筋急转弯 脑筋急转弯，一头猪从中国走到英国叫什么?答案是什么?大家平常喜爱玩脑筋急转弯吗?英语脑筋急转弯,是英语谜语的重要形式之一,也是深受人们宠爱的一种语言嬉戏。它特别的幽默形式引起了国内外学者的广泛关注。下面我为你整理英语脑筋急转弯，希望能帮到你。 英语脑筋急转弯 1. Will liars be honest after they die? 骗子死了之后会诚恳吗? No, they won't. They lie still after they die. 不会，他们照旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，照旧撒谎。 2.What will you break onc

2、e you say it? 什么东西一说出来就打破? Silence. 缄默 3. What always goes up and never goes down? 什么东西只升不降? Your age. 你的年龄 4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? 男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下? He wants to have a hot dog. 他想要一条热狗。 5. Why can a bride hide nothing? 为什么新娘子什么也藏不住? Because someone will give her away. 因为有人会揭发她

3、。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎 6. Why is the library the highest building? 为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物? It has the most stories. 它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层 7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? 世界上最小的桥梁是什么? The bridge of a nose. 鼻梁 8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? 北极与南极的区分是什么? A whol

4、e world. 整个世界。 a world of difference 天壤之别 9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? 调皮的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作? They want to make faces. make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面 10. What bird lifts heavy things? 什么鸟能举起重物? Crane. 鹤。Crane鹤，举重机 11.A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is already forty-nine

5、 persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on and boards the ship. The ship sinks.Why? 有一艘船只能容纳50人,现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船,船就沉了。为什么? Because is a pigboat. 那是潜水艇。pigboat,潜水艇 12. Why is the comet like Micky Mouse? 为什么是彗星像米老鼠? Because it is a star with a tail.因为它是有尾巴的星星。 13. Who is closer to you, yo

6、ur mom or your dad? 谁跟你比较密切,你的妈妈或你的爸爸? Mom is closer, because Dad is father(farther). 因为爸爸是父亲 , 所以妈妈比较靠近。 14. What's the poorest bank in the world? 世界的最贫困的银行是什么? The river bank.河岸。 15. What month do soldiers hate? 军人憎恨什么月? March.行军. 16.An old woman has lived in one-story house before.Her body is

7、 very short. Afterwards,she moves into a big building and lives in the ninth story. However, when she comes back home each time,she always takes an elevator to the sixth story and gets off,then she walks to the ninth story.Why? 有位老妇人,从前住平房,并且个子特别矮,后来她搬进了一个很高的楼里,住在第九层,但是她每次回家,她总是乘电梯到第六层就下来,然后走到第九层.为什

8、么? Because she was too short to press the ninth button.她太矮了不能按到第九层的按钮. 17. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? 愚人节人们为什么疲乏? 答：Because they have just had a long March. 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。 March 三月; 行军 18.What weather do mice and rats fear? 老鼠胆怯什么天气? 答：When it's raining cats and dogs. 滂沱大雨的天气。

9、rain cats and dogs 下大雨 19. What question can never be answered by ;yes;? 哪个问题恒久不能回答;是的;? 答：Are you asleep? 你睡着了吗? 20. What tree is always very sad? 哪种树总是很难过? 答：Weeping willow. 垂柳。 weep 哭泣; willow 柳树 英语脑筋急转弯 1.When can you get water with a net? 什么时候可以用网兜装水? 答：When water is turned into ice. 当水结成冰时。 2.

10、 Why is the pig always eating? 猪为什么没完没了地吃? 答：He's making a hog of himself. 它想成为一只肉猪。 3. What's the longest word in the world? 世界上最长的单词是什么? 答：Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'. 微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。 4. What question is that to which you must always answer "yes

11、"? 什么问题你只能回答;yes;? 答："What does y-e-s spell?" 当别人问你;yes;怎么拼。 5. Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪? 答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中。 6. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚恳吗?) No， they won’t。 They lie still after they die。(不会，他们照旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，照旧撒谎。) 7.

12、What always goes up and never goes down? (什么东西只升不降?) Your age。 (你的年龄) 8.Why is the library the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物?) It has the most stories。 (它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层) 9. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么?) The bridge of a nose。 (鼻梁) 10. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区分是什么?) A whole world。 (整个世界。 a world of difference 天壤之别) 英语脑筋急转弯本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第9页 共9页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页第 9 页 共 9 页