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1、儿童英语幽默小故事 故事一般都和原始人类的生产生活有亲密关系，他们迫切地希望相识自然，于是便以自身为依据，想象天地万物都和人一样，有着生命和意志。以下是为您整理的儿童英语幽默小故事100字，希望大家能够喜爱。 儿童英语幽默小故事【篇一】 磕睡之人 The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher deter

2、mined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. 收师特别生气，因为总有一个人在他说教时睡觉。一个星期天，正值坐在前排的那个人打瞌睡时，牧师确定要好好地教化他不要睡觉。 In a whisper, he asked the congregation. All who want to go to heaven, please rise， Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering Be seated，the minister shouted at the top of hi

3、s voice，All those who want to be with the devil，please rise. 他低声地对教徒们说:“想去天堂的人都站起来。”除打瞌睡的人外，每个人都站了起来。牧师说过请坐之后，高声喊道:“下地狱的请站起来!” Awaking with a start，the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit,”Well，sir, he said.,I don't know what we're voting

4、 on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it. 打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声所惊醒，站了起来。看到牧师高站在教坛上，正生气地望着他。他说:“先生，我不知我们在选什么，但看上去你和我是的侯选人。 儿童英语幽默小故事【篇二】 聪慧的鸟 When the burglar broke into a seemingly empty room one night, a voice suddenly shattered the silence ;I see you,and the saint sees you. 一位窃贼一天夜里闯进一个似

5、乎没有人的空房子。突然宁静中传来一声:“我望见你了，圣人也望见你了。” The shaken thief took another tentative step.“I see you，”the voice said again:“and the saint sees you.“With that，the burglar shined his flashlight in the direction that the voice was coming from. There，in the circle of light，sat a parrot. 这位惊恐担心的贼又试图再走一步，那个声音又说:“我

6、望见你了，圣人也望见你了。”听到声音，窃绒用手电照着声音所传来的方向。在那边儿，一束灯光下坐着一只鹦鹉。 Dumb bird,!'the burglar uttered in relief. “该死的鸟，”窃贼像松了口气似地骂着。 I see you，”the parrot repeated,”and the saint sees you. “我望见你了。”鹦鹉重复地叨唠着:“圣人也望见你了。” Shut up，“the man snarled as he turned on a lamp， that's when he saw the menacing Doberman Pi

7、nscher sitting beside the parrot's perch，staring at him with glittering eyes. “闭嘴，”窃贼边开灯，边喊叫着。这时他发觉一条眼光盛气凌人的构坐在鹦鹉旁。 Sic' em，Saint,squawked the parrot. 鹦鹉尖叫着:“圣人，扑呀!扑呀!” 儿童英语幽默小故事【篇三】 只剩一个引擎 A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker:Attention，passengers. W

8、e have lost one of our engines，but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately， we will arrive an hour late as a result. 一架747客机正跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音:“旅客们请留意，我们四个引擎之中有一个丢失了。但利下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。不幸的是因此我们书晚到一小时。” Shortly thereafter，the passengers heard the captain's voice a

9、gain:Guess what，folks. We just lost our third engine，but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late. 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到了机长的声音:“各位，你们猜怎么啦?”我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们信任好了，有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。” At this point，one passenger became furious. For Pete's sake,he shouted，If

10、we lose another engine，we'll be up here all night ! 正在这时，一位乘客特别生气地说:“看在上帝的扮止，假如我们再掉一个引拿，我们会整夜都呆在天上了。” 儿童英语幽默小故事【篇四】 The Ant and the Dove An ant is walking by the river. He looks at the river and says to himself, “How nice and cool this water looks! I must drink some of it.” But when he is drinki

11、ng, he slips into the river. “Oh.Help!Help!” The ant cries, A dove is sitting in the tree. She hears him and throws him a leaf, “Climb up that leaf,” she says “and you will float bank.” The ant climbs uo onto the leaf, and the wind blows the leaf to the bank. And the ant is saved. “Thank you, Dove.

12、You’re so kind,” The ant says and runs home, “You have saved my life, and I wish I could do something for you, Goodbye!” “Goodbye!” says the dove, “Be careful. Not to fall into the river again.” After a few days, the dove is building her nest. And a man is raising his gun to shoot her. The ant

13、 sees this, and runs quickly to bite the man’s leg. “Ouch! Ouch!” The man feels pained and drops his gun. The dove hears and flies away. So the man picks up his gun and leave. The dove comes to her nest. “Thank you, my little friend,” she says, “You have saved my life.” The little ant is so gl

14、ad, because he can help the dove. 蚂蚁和鸽子 一只蚂蚁在河边漫步。他望见喝水自言自语道：“这河水看上去真凉爽啊!我要去喝点。”可是他在喝水的时候，一不当心滑进河里了。 “啊!救命!救命!’蚂蚁叫喊着。 一只鸽子正呆在树上，听见呼救声，就扔给他一片树叶。“快爬到树叶上去。她说：“你会漂到岸上的。” “感谢你，鸽子。你真和善。”蚂蚁一边说一边向家跑，“你就了我的命，我会奥达你的。再见!” “再见!当心别掉进河里了。”鸽子说。 几天后，鸽子正在筑巢，一个人举着枪要打鸽子。蚂蚁望见了，快速地跑过去，在那个人的腿上咬了一口。“啊呀!哎呀!”那个人疼得扔掉枪。鸽子听见了，赶忙飞走了。那个人只好捡起枪，走了。 鸽子又飞回巢里。“感谢你，我的小挚友。”鸽子说，“你就了我的命。” 小蚂蚁可兴奋了，因为他也帮助了鸽子。 本文来源：网络收集与整理，如有侵权，请联系作者删除，谢谢！第8页 共8页第 8 页 共 8 页第 8 页 共 8 页第 8 页 共 8 页第 8 页 共 8 页第 8 页 共 8 页第 8 页 共 8 页第 8 页 共 8 页第 8 页 共 8 页第 8 页 共 8 页第 8 页 共 8 页