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1、每天英语幽默笑话 每日一笑话,每天乐哈哈。下面是学习啦我整理的每天英语幽默笑话,欢迎大家阅读。 英语幽默笑话一: A man walks into a confession booth and says,"I have sinned." "What did you do?"asks the priest. "I committed a murder." The priest says,"take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven." 有一个男人
2、走进告解室说:;我犯罪了;。神父 问 :;你做了什么?;我犯了谋杀罪;神父说:;你喝一口圣杯的圣水,你就得饶恕。; A man walks into the confession booth and says ,"I have sinned." The priest asks him ,"what did you do?" "I robbed six banks." The priest says, "take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven.&quo
3、t; 有一个男人走进告解室说:;我犯罪了;。神父问他: ;你做了什么?;我抢了六家银行;神父说:;你喝一口圣杯的圣水,你就得饶恕。; Another man walks into the confession booth and says ," I have sinned ." " What did you do?" asks the priest, "I broke the holy cup." 另一个男人走进告解室说:;我犯罪了;。神父问:;你做了什么?;我把圣杯打破了;。 英语幽默笑话二:律师、宝马和胳膊 一个律师打开他的宝马车
4、门,突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了,警察赶到现场,律师正苦痛地埋怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。 ;警察同志,看看他们把我的车弄的!;律师哀怨地说。 ;你们律师真是物质至上,我很不舒适!;警察反对说,;你这么关切你可恶的宝马,你可能没有留意到你的左胳膊也没了。; 律师最终留意到了血淋淋的左肩膀,;天哪,我的劳力士手表在哪儿?; A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at t
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