TheNeighborhood《东邻西舍》第一季第13集完整中英文对照剧本.pdf

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1、儿子 你最好别吃我的水果泡芙 Son,you better not be eating my Fruity Puffs.什么水果泡芙 What Fruity Puffs?老妈不让你吃含糖类面食了 Mom doesnt let you have those sugar cereals anymore.让我吃 Let me have?没人能让我吃什么 Nobody lets me have anything.我不怕你老妈 Im not scared of your mama.好吧 橱柜里一盒水果泡芙都没有 Okay.Well,I didnt see any Fruity Puffs in that

2、 cabinet.我知道 因为我藏这了 I know,cause I hid em here.懂了 老妈周末出城去 Okay,I see.S-So Moms going out of town for the weekend,你就要为所欲为了 you just gonna do whatever you want to,huh?儿子 你不懂 You know,son,you dont understand 当一家之主是什么感觉 what its like to be the man of the house.你总是顾及其他人的需求 Youre always worried about othe

3、r peoples needs.从没顾及过自己 Its never really about you.但既然你老妈要去维加斯过夜 But with your mother going to Vegas overnight,这个周末只剩下我了 the rest of this weekend is about me and only me.不好意思 老爸 Well,excuse me,Pop,-不过我还在这 -对-but I will still be here.-Yeah.但你需要什么我不在意 But I dont care about your needs.卡尔文 Calvin!来了 亲爱的

4、 Yeah,babe.亲爱的 你能帮我把这些行李搬到车上吗 Hey,baby.Can you do me a favor and take these to the car?天啊 缇娜 Damn,Tina.你只去一个晚上 Youre only going away for one night.怎么要三个包 Why do you need three bags?这个装衣服 Well,this one is for my clothes,这个装美发和化妆用品 this one is for hair and makeup,这个箱子是空的 and this one is empty.老娘要去扫货 M

5、amas going shopping.你和杰玛去维加斯还打算做什么 And what else do you and Gemma have planned for Vegas?亲爱的 不如你别过问我的计划 Baby,how about you dont ask me about my plans,我也不过问你藏在烹饪书后面的 and I wont ask you about that box of Fruity Puffs 那盒水果泡芙 that you got hiding behind my cookbooks.-旅行顺利 -好-Have a great trip.-Okay.我好兴奋

6、Im so excited!我和缇娜会玩得很开心的 Tina and I are gonna have so much fun.是啊 你们第一次闺蜜之旅 I know,your first girls trip.要是我能去就好了 Man,I wish I could go.行吧 不过那就算不上 Okay,but then it wouldnt be 闺蜜之旅了 对不对 亲爱的 much of a girls trip,would it,sweetie?我懂 不过我真的觉得自己能锦上添花 I know,but I really feel like I could add to the exper

7、ience.你俩是末路狂花的塞尔玛和路易丝 Like you two are Thelma and Louise and 我就是布拉德皮特 Im Brad Pitt.-两位好 -你好-Hey,guys.-Hey.怎么样 杰玛 So,what do you say,Gemma?准备好嗨起来了吗 You ready to have some fun?你懂的 姐妹 You know it,girl!怎么样 卡尔文 What do you say,Calvin?你也准备好嗨起来了吗 You ready to have some fun,too?我得把包搬到车上 戴夫 I got to load the

8、 bags,Dave.这个箱子感觉是空的 This one feels empty.也许我该爬进去蹭车 Maybe I should climb in and stow away.好主意 你也知道人们常说 Its a good idea,you know what they say 既去维加斯则留维加斯 what goes to Vegas stays in Vegas.东邻西舍 第一季 第十三集 妹子 Hey,girl.这歌让我想起当初逍遥的日子 Aw,that takes me back to my player days right there.缇娜能把我拿下算她走运 Tina luck

9、y she locked me down.称王的感觉真好 Its good to be the king.我以为所有王都穿长袍呢 I thought all kings wore robes.确实 Well,they do.不过我得让皇家珍宝透透气 But I needed to let the royal jewels breathe.妈呀 Hey,man.你这周末就这样满足自我需求是吧 So,this is how youre fulfilling your needs for the weekend,huh?穿着内衣 听着老歌 Sitting in your underwear,list

10、ening to oldies,让自己得糖尿病 and giving yourself diabetes?相当酷 对吧 Its pretty cool,right?你知道怎么样才酷吗 老爹 You know what would be pretty cool,Pop,就是你付费收看今晚的拳击赛 is if you ordered the pay-per-view fight for tonight.普斯利对卡马戈 应该很好看 Posley versus Camargo.Supposed to be a good one.但那就是我同时满足你我的需求了 But then I would be f

11、ulfilling your needs as well as mine.管他呢 Aw,what the hell.我是个仁慈的王者 Im a benevolent king.我告诉马蒂 Okay,well,Ill let Marty know.好 我们来个男人之夜 Good.Well make it a guys night.那我邀请戴夫 All right.Well,Ill invite Dave.慢着 Now,hold on a second,now.什么 怎么了 What?How come?戴夫不适合邀请来 Cause Dave is not the kind of guy 参加男人之

12、夜 you invite over for guys night.我是说 I mean,now,几个老爷们吃早午饭还得品红酒吗 we were having a mens brunch with a wine tasting?老爸 All right,look,Pop,我知道戴夫在你心里不是典型的爷们 I know Dave is not your typical kind of dude,不过要我说 戴夫是个男人 but if you ask me,Dave is a man.我知道 I know.所以我才不问你 Thats why I dont ask you.别这样 老爹 Look,co

13、me on,Pop.他不仅顾家 还是个好老公好父亲 He is a good husband and father who takes care of his family.而且从不觉得自惭形秽 And he is not embarrassed to be himself.戴夫的世界里就没有羞耻 There is no shame in Daves game.就是啊 I know.这很诡异 他真的应该感到羞耻 Which is weird,because there really should be.我想说的就是这个 戴夫能认清自我 But thats what Im saying,man.

14、Dave knows who he is,而且接受自我 不管别人怎么想 and he owns it no matter what anyone thinks.你不是说男人就应该这样吗 Isnt that what makes a man real to you?好吧 你邀请他吧 Fine.Go ahead.Invite him.没准他根本不喜欢拳击 Probably doesnt even like boxing.卡尔文 这太野蛮了 Calvin,its so barbaric.他们为什么不能 Why cant they just settle their differences 用巴棋戏解

15、决分歧呢 with a rousing game of Parcheesi?戴夫说 太棒了 他带零食过来 Dave says,Hell yes,and he is bringing snacks.好吧 Okay?Yeah.也许没那么糟糕 Well,maybe it wont be so bad.他问你蔬菜拼盘里都要什么 He wants to know what you like on your veggie plate.我们六点去威尼斯酒店运河漫游 Okay,we have a gondola ride at the Venetian at 6:00,七点半百乐宫酒店舞蹈喷泉 还有 the

16、dancing fountains at the Bellagio at 7:30,and-压轴大戏 drumroll,please-唐尼与玛丽剧院九点的门票 Donny and Marie tickets at 9:00!维加斯 宝贝 Vegas,baby!闺蜜之旅 Girls trip.杰玛 你晕头了吧 Gemma,the only girl whos trippin is you.我们来的原因是 Yeah,we only came here 你说你要缓解一下压力 because you said that you needed to blow off some steam.我们不去那些俗

17、气的地方 Were not doing any of that corny stuff.但我全都安排好了 你看 But I made a whole itinerary.Look.每个项目都有勾选框 Its got little boxes we can check off.那是不错 Well,thats nice.但是我的安排是该扔掉你的安排了 But my itinerary says that its time to throw out your itinerary.什么 What?打勾 Check.我只是觉得安排越紧凑 I just thought the more structure

18、 we had,我们就能去更多地方 the more we could pack into our night.我玩的时候 就要高效地玩 When I rage,I try to rage efficiently.杰玛 维加斯女生之夜就像顺流漂泊 Gemma,a girls night in Vegas is like floating down a river.你得顺流而下 You know?You got to go with the flow 漂到哪里就是哪里 and see where it takes you.为什么你的计划就比我的好 And why is your plan bet

19、ter than mine?因为我们在维加斯 妹子 Because its Vegas,girl.黑人总是靠得住成人电影名 Always bet on black.了解一下 女士们 Check it out,ladies.城里最劲爆的表演 The hottest show in town.今晚舞台上有你最狂野的幻想 See your wildest fantasies onstage tonight.魔力麦克现场表演 Magic Mike Live?什么 让我看看 What?Let me see that.就是一堆脱衣舞男 Its just a bunch of male strippers.

20、完全正确 瞧 Exactly.You see?我们跟着感觉走 你的大腿就安排好了 We go with the flow,and plans will fall right in our laps.今晚男人也到你腿上了 And tonight some men will,too.再次感谢邀请我 葛罗弗去别人家过夜了 Thanks again for inviting me.Grovers at a sleepover.要不我就不能来了 Otherwise I wouldnt have been able to come.真是太巧了 How convenient.卡尔文 你要吃点豆薯吗 You

21、gonna get in on some of this jicama,Calvin?现在正当季 Its in season.很不幸 Well,fortunately,披萨也当季 so is pizza.太棒了 没什么比 Man,this is great.Nothing like a bunch of guys 一群男人一起看拳击更爽了 getting together to watch a big fight.我差一点咬完又蘸酱了 I almost just double dipped.戴夫 你觉得谁能打赢 So,uh,Dave,who do you thinks gonna win th

22、e fight?我不太了解这两个选手 Well,I dont know much about these two fighters.卡马戈对左撇子战无不胜 But Camargo is undefeated against southpaws,他比别人会切线 and nobody cuts the ring off better than he does.但是 普斯利 And then,Posley 个子高 有三寸臂长优势 does have a three-inch reach advantage 下巴也很结实 and a pretty solid chin.我看好普斯利 因为我喜欢他的紫色

23、短裤 But Im rooting for Posley cause I like his purple shorts.伙计们 今晚有大战 Hey,guys.Big fight night.看来豆薯正当季啊 Oh,I see the jicamas in season.电视是怎么回事 Wh-Whats wrong with the TV?为什么都是雪花 Whys it all pixelated like that?我不知道 我付费了 I dont know.I paid for the fight.也许是卫星接收器被挡住了 Well,maybe somethings blocking the

24、 satellite dish.马蒂 修一下 你就是搞卫星的 Well,Marty,do something.You work on satellites.是 但那是太空卫星 Yeah,in space.那地上的更简单了 Then it should be easier down here.我们出去看看 Lets just go outside and take a look.我跟你说过就不该邀请戴夫 I told you we shouldnt have invited Dave.这又不是他的错 Oh,he had nothing to do with this.我没这么说 I didnt

25、say he did.问题就出在这了 Oh,theres the problem.戴夫家的树枝把信号挡住了 The branch from Daves tree is blocking the signal.我就知道是戴夫害的 I knew this was Daves fault.跟我有什么关系 How is this my fault?因为你没有好好修剪你家的树 Because you dont trim your trees enough.残枝败叶就这么张牙舞爪着 Old raggedy-ass branches just waving around 跟二手车市场停车场前的充气偶一样 l

26、ike one of those things in front of a used car lot.这是加州橡树 You know,its a California oak.不能修剪 这树受法律保护的 I cant trim it.Theyre protected by law.这肯定就是 That must be why 警车一天来这巡三次的原因了 the cop cars cruise by here three times a day.你好 我是戴夫强森 Yes,hi.Its Dave Johnson.本地居民 Local homeowner.我们这有棵树出了点问题 Yeah,we h

27、ave a bit of a tree conun.马蒂 拿梯子来 Marty,get the ladder.老爸 你不能就这样拿着把电锯 Whoa,whoa,Pop,Pop,you are not climbing 爬到摇摇晃晃的老旧屋顶上去 on some old,rickety roof with a chain saw.我会没事的 Ill be fine.你怎么知道 How do you know that?因为上去的是你 Cause youre gonna do it.我不去 戴夫说了 剪橡树是犯法的 No,Im not.You heard Dave.Trimming an oak

28、is illegal.我这辈子都没进过监狱 I done stayed out of jail this long.才不要因为伤害一棵树蹲局子 Im not going in for assaulting a tree.好吧 那马蒂去 Okay.Then Marty will do it.爸 Dad,uh.我为了向你证明自己是个男子汉什么都会做 you know I would do anything to prove to you that I am a man,但我恐高 而且我刚吃了很多豆薯 所以 but Im scared of heights,and I just ate a lot

29、of jicama,so.行 既然你们都不去 Fine.Since none of you will do it,那就只有我去了 I guess I will.不用了 No,you wont.把电锯给我 Give me the chain saw.真的吗 我喜欢他的紫短裤先生 Really?Mr.I Like His Purple Shorts?是的 这是我家的树 Yeah,thats right.Look,its my tree.我的财产 我的责任 My property.My responsibility.好吧 去吧 Okay.Go ahead.等等 戴夫 你知道这个怎么用吗 Wait,w

30、ait.Dave,are you sure you know how to use that thing?-别怕 -天呐-Oh,relax.-Whoa,man!我行的 我上去前 I got this.Now,before I go up there,你们要帮我做两件事 Im gonna need two things:扶着梯子 还有.hold the ladder and.替我放哨 以防警察.watch out for Five-O.我不确定这个 I dont know about this.你不确定什么 You dont know about what?靓仔吗 Hot men?这不是我的菜

31、Its just,this isnt my kind of thing.我知道唐尼与玛丽 I know Donny and Marie 是点评网上实打实的五星好评店 are a solid five out of five stars on Yelp.但那个帅哥有实打实的六块腹肌 Yeah,but that guy has a solid six out of six abs.缇娜 那是某个母亲的儿子 Tina!That is somebodys son.这位母亲可把他养得真好 And somebody raised him right!如果卡尔文知道你来这 But what would Ca

32、lvin think if he knew you were here 被一群裸上身的性感帅哥包围会作何感想 surrounded by all these hot,shirtless guys?他不会介意的 我们家 He doesnt care.In our house,在哪来了胃口不重要 it doesnt matter where you get your appetite,只要你回家用餐就行了 as long as you come home to eat.好了 我上来了 Okay,Im up.帅气 戴夫 Looking good,Dave!他会死的 He is gonna die.加

33、油 开工吧 比赛还有五分钟开始 Come on,man,get to it!Fight starts in five minutes.好 开工 Okay,here we go.它抖得很厉害 It really shakes in your hands!或许我现在就该叫救护车 让他们早点出发 Maybe I should call 911 now so theyre already on their way.我够不着 I cant reach it.那就快下来吧 All right,then-then just come back down,man.别冒险 Dont risk it.或者踮着脚

34、Or get up on your tippy-toes!就差一点了 Im so close!当心了 戴夫 Be careful,David!说真的 这电锯可是新的 Yeah,seriously,man!Thats a new chain saw!就差一点了 Almost got it.太棒了 Yes!真棒 All right!我说了我能行的 I told you I could do it!那可不是 现在赶紧 Hey,y-you know what?You sure did,man.Now,please,快下来 好吗 just come on down,all right?好 好 但说真的

35、Okay,okay.But seriously,你们真该看看自己的表情 You shouldve seen the look on your faces 你们还以为我会.when you thought I was gonna-爸 不 Oh,Daddy,no!老爹 老爹 Oh,Pop!Pop!老爹 Oh,Pop.天呐 卡尔文 要不是我摔你身上了 Oh,my God,Calvin.If you didnt break my fall,我现在可能已经死了 I could be dead right now.我知道 我也一直在想这个 I know.Thats what I keep thinking

36、,too.你真的不想去医院吗 Are you sure you dont want to go to the hospital?我没事 谢谢你关心 Oh,no,Im fine.Thank you,though.你是问卡尔文 You-oh,you-you mean Calvin.不用 我没事 只是后背有点疼 No,Im-Im all right;its just my backs out a little bit.扶我坐下 Help-help me sit down.慢点 最夸张的是 All right.Easy.Okay,you know,the craziest part 戴夫从你身上弹起来

37、 was how Dave bounced off of you and landed 又落回你身上 right back on top of you.这背后的科学原理真是.Like,the science of that is-is.下次再说吧 Maybe thats for another time.我只希望这破电视最好能看了 All I know is this damn TV better be working.-老爹 拿遥控器 马蒂 -我去拿-Pop,Pop.Get the remote,Marty.-Yeah,I got it,I got it.能看了 Hey,its workin

38、g.老天 疼死我了 Oh,man,this is killing me.天啊 卡尔文 我忍不住 Gosh,Calvin,you know,I cant help 觉得自己对这件事有一点点责任 but feel somewhat responsible for all this.这样吧 我去隔壁给你 You know what?Let me run next door and get you 拿一些杰玛的肌肉松弛处方药 some of Gemmas prescription muscle relaxants.杰玛怎么会有肌肉松弛药 Why does Gemma have muscle relax

39、ants?医生给她开的 Oh,well,the doctor just gave them to her 以防她的痛经太严重 for when her menstrual cramps get real bad.我才不吃你老婆的月经药 戴夫 Im not taking your wifes period pills,Dave.不不不 卡尔文 那不是她的月经药 No,no,no,Calvin,theyre not her period pills.那只是她在月经期间吃的药 Theyre just the pills she takes when shes on her period.老爹 Who

40、a,whoa,Pop.你不能就这么坐在这 You just cant sit here like this,man.是啊 你看上去很痛苦 Yeah,man,you look miserable.他们说得对 Yeah,you know what?Theyre right.幸好 卡尔文 Luckily,Calvin,我另有办法 I have another solution.我超级擅长按摩 I give an amazing massage.去拿药 快去拿药 戴夫 Get the pills.Get the damn pills,Dave!扭起来 宝贝 Yeah!Work it,baby.怼地板

41、Hump that floor!我好像开始明白了 I think Im starting to get it.这里的男人都是为我们服务的 All of these men are here for our pleasure,问我们想要什么 asking what we want.从来没有人问女人想要什么 No one ever asks women what they want.看他在头顶甩动那件上衣 Look at him twirling that T-shirt over his head 就像一架性感直升机 like a sexy helicopter.魔力麦克就好像是 Its alm

42、ost as if magic Mike 女权主义的终极体现 is the ultimate expression of feminism.黑鹰坠落 Black Hawk down!-我要上.-等等-Im going-oh,oh,oh,oh!-Wait.你在干什么 Whoa,whoa,what are you doing?来吧 我们要上台了 Come on!Were going to the stage.什么 等等 等等 缇娜 缇娜 What-what?Wait,wait,wait!Tina!Tina!我还没准备好接受这么强烈的女权主义 I dont think Im ready for th

43、is much feminism.接下来要发生什么 Whats about to happen?魔力 杰玛 魔力 Magic,Gemma.Magic.-第五回合了 普斯利还在坚持 -是啊-Wow,round five and Posleys still in it.-Well,yeah,但是你看他流了多少血 but look how much hes bleeding.干掉他 卡马戈 Ah,get him,Camargo!老爹 吃过药感觉好些了吗 Hey,Pop,those pills making you feel any better?其实吧 Actually.好了不少.quite a b

44、it.可是这些人为什么不停地打对方呢 But why do these guys keep hitting each other like that?这个世界已经充斥着暴力了 With all of the violence in the world,你不觉得他们有更好的办法 dont you think its a better way 来解决分歧吗 they can solve their problems?比如呢 Um,like what?比如舞蹈对决 Like a dance-off.或者瞪眼比赛 Or a staring contest?好吧 让我看看那个药 Yeah,let.let

45、-let me see those pills.just.副作用可能包括头晕 困倦 The side effects may include dizziness,drowsiness,以及情绪敏感 and emotional sensitivity.这个世界需要的是爱 What the world needs is love.我只给他吃了两粒 Okay,look-I-I only gave him two.等等 我刚给他吃了两粒 Oh,wait.I just gave him two.我能再给他吃两粒吗 Can I give him two more?马尔科姆 马尔科姆 你在哪儿 孩子 Mal

46、colm.Malcolm,where are you,boy?我在 老爹 Yeah-hey,hey,hey,hey,Pop.我就坐在你身边 Im sitting right next to you,man.你在这呢 There you are.过来 儿子 Come here,son.好吧 O-Okay.-马尔科姆 -怎么了-Malcolm.-Yeah?你是我的长子 Youre my firstborn son.是的 Yeah.我爱你 孩子 And I love you,boy.谢了 老爹 Thanks,Pop.马蒂 Marty?怎么了 爸 Yes,Dad?我只是确认一下你还在 I was ju

47、st seeing if you were still here.好了 好了 O-Okay.Okay.伙计们 我有点担心了 Okay,guys,I-Im starting to get a little worried.卡尔文 你吃的药药效很猛 Calvin,youve ingested some pretty serious drugs,你现在这样是因为药的副作用 and youre experiencing side effects.你需要什么吗 Is there anything you need?你知道吗 Well,you know what?既然你提了 就有了 Now that yo

48、u mention it,there is.好的 是什么 Ok-Okay,what is it?你还可以给我按摩背部吗 Does that offer for a back rub still stand?你们听到了 是他要的 You guys heard him!He asked.我是杰玛 Hi,Im Gemma.我真的很感激你的付出 I really appreciate your progressiveness 以及努力取悦我的精神 and your willingness to objectify yourself for my pleasure.杰玛 闭嘴 燥起来 Gemma,shu

49、t up and make some noise!你想让我把手放你哪里 Now,where are you comfortable with me putting my hands?这样也行 That works.行了 杰玛 别想了 Come on,Gemma,get out of your head.这是我们的闺蜜之旅 This is our girls trip.对啊 就像塞尔玛和路易丝 Youre right.Like Thelma and Louise.对嘛 Yes.There you go.来吧 塞尔玛 你相信我吗 Now,come on,Thelma.Do you trust me

50、?相信 路易丝 I do,Louise.你相信维加斯的魔力吗 Do you trust in the magic of Vegas?相信 Yes.我们的闺蜜之旅呢 And of our girls trips?好吧 Ooh-okay.那来吧 姑娘 让我们一起腾云驾雾 Then,come on,girl,lets ride this thing 飞跃悬崖吧 over the cliff together!你坐下 我可以的 You sit down.I can do this.我原来也会 See,I used to do this back in the day.想想 我们之后还可以去唐尼和玛丽