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1、.顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了 服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！A:Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!B:Dont worry Sir its not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?(yelled the customer),with your han

2、d on my steak?(What answers the waiter)You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。第一个顾客：我要茶 第二个顾客：我也是茶杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:)Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:Ill have tea.C:(2nd customer:)Me too-and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:)Two teas.Which one asked for

3、 the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter whats this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。A:Waiter theres a fly in my soup!B:Dont worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。A:Waiter theres

4、 a fly in my soup!C:No sir thats a cockroach the fly is on your steak.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。A:Waiter theres a fly in my soup!B:Keep it down sir or theyll all be wanting one.服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。A:Waiter theres a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir theres no extra charge!服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘

5、了这个。A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!.B:Sorry sir maybe Ive forgotten it when I removed the other three.服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。A:Waiter theres a dead fly in my soup!C:Yes sir its the hot water that kills them.话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本 （Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country,in this crazy

6、country there were some crazy people,trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing,“Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time?Okay,next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做

7、自恋状）：Mirror,mirror,tell me,who is the most pretty man in the world?(画外音：Its you,Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状)Thank u mirror!（面对观众）Im Prince Dan,the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy,I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So w

8、hat can I do?(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬):Honey,I am coming.太子丹：Ive told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure,honey!I have a good idea.We can find a hero to kill YingZheng （作杀状）太子：Oh yeah.What is t

9、he most expensive commodity in this century?Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea!But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand.One is Miss LiMoChou,the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Wel

10、l,show me the winner as soon as possible,OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（十面埋伏中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲 Are you Li mochou?李莫愁 Yes.荆轲 OK.Im Jingke,you know,I will let you know I am the king of the killers world.李莫愁 Are you challenging me?荆轲 Off course!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁 Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁

11、痛苦状：What happened?Why arent you hurt?荆轲:We dont need any reason to win a person.Dont we?Do we?（赢一个人需要理由.么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said:Life is like a box of chocolates,Mochou.You never know what youre gonna get.I got it,Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine,thank you,and you?太子丹：Oh my

12、 God!Could you give me an innovative answer to“How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品）Characters:Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao Mr.Shi:Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue.There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years.Now,the t

13、ax collector,Xiaofu,and the tax payer Dabao,a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change.The first Act happened in 1980s.Act I (in Bazaar of Beijing,sanlihe,1980s)Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eaten one,want nine,eaten one,want nine.Hi,Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped,take it up,)Xiaof

14、u:Tax!Pay the tax!Dabao:(change faces)Taxi?Where is the taxi?Heres no taxi.Xiaofu:Tax!T-A-X!Dabao:Whats the tax?I just know taxi!Do you want me to call a taxi for you?Taxi-!Taxi-!Xiaofu:Enough!Are you the vendor?Dabao:No,No,No,no!I m just have a look.The vendor has gone to the toilet.Xiaofu:Not the

15、vendor?Impossible!you ve been here for 2 hours.Dabao:Really?(Xiaofu:Yes,of course.)How do you know it?Xiaofu:The window of my office is open to here and I ve been looking at you for two hours.Dabao:Its a big bug!Xiaofu:Oh.Dont waste my time!Please pay the tax-10 Yuan!.Dabao:10 yuan?!My god.I had jus

16、t earned 20 Yuan one day!5 Yuan,ok?Xiaofu:Dont cheat me,youve sold more than 2 hundred ones.Dabao:6yuan,my dear sisiter.7Yuan,my lovely beauty.Dabao:Not for you,not for me,lets split the difference.8 yuan,ok?Xiaofu:(looking around)All right,a deal.But no receipt.(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)D

17、abao:What a smart woman!Bad luck!Im bankrupt.I have to change my place.Hope I would not meet her any more!Lets go!Act II Mr.Shi:The next scene happened in new century.China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more,in the new era of building the well-off society in an

18、all-round way,how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected?The scene will tell you.Lets enjoy it!(In the market;Dabao in white clothes,a board with NO SARS)Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eaten one,want nine.Eaten one,want nine.Xiaofu:Hi,Dabao:Hi.Two:What a familiar face.Two:Its you!

19、Dabao:10 years past,you are a still a tax collector.Xiaofu:10 years past,you still sell Yangrouchuan.How is your business?Dabao:Everything is OK!10 years past,you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.Xiaofu:10 years past,you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.Dabao:

20、Thank you.No SARS,no dirtiness;Serve people,serve me.Xiaofu:Great!Have you Dabao:Married?I m not married;Im still single.Xiaofu:Have you claimed your tax this month?Dabao:What?Taxi?Oh,tax!Of course.I should pay the tax of 50 Yuan this month and I have claimed at the begin of this month.Xioafu:Your r

21、eceipt,please.Dabao:(shows the receipt)Here you are,I have paid my tax in the tax service center by computer.Xiaofu:Great!What a good taxpayer you are.Dabao:Thank you.It is my duty.Im proud of myself to pay the tax for our country.Xiaofu:Yeah!The tax you paid is a share of our countrys economy,and y

22、ou do a lot for Olympics of Beijing!Dabao:Lets do it together!.Its said that,Dont ask what your country can do for you but ask what you can do for your country.Just like me,sell Yangrouchuan,and pay the Tax for ten years more.Xiaofu:You re the loveliest people in new century!Dabao:Thank you!And you

23、re the loveliest tax collector in new era!X:Excuse me,and I have to go now.Bye-bye.D:A moment,are you free tomorrow evening?Could I have a dinner with you?Xiaofu:Well,may I have the company of my husband?Dabao:No,no,no problem.6 oclock in the evening,Beichuanyuan,ok?Xiaofu:just a kidding.I have to g

24、o home now.(leaves)Dabao,See you tomorrow.Dabao:Hope to see you everyday.The End 情景剧 第一幕：Mary，Jane，and Lily 在放学路上讨论下周是 Linda 的生日，讨论送什么礼物给她。A 是 Mary，B 是 Jane，C 是 Lily，D 是 Linda。A:Hey,Lindas birthday dinner is next week.Let s think about the gifts.B:What about a hat?A:Sounds good.Linda doesnt have a h

25、at.C:Emm.How about gloves?Its so cold（寒冷）now.B:But Linda has gloves（手套）.C:Yes.Youre right.A:OK.We can buy a hat for her.C:Lets go to clothes shop tomorrow（明天）.第二幕：Mary 和 Jane 相约第二天去商店给 Linda 买礼物，发生在衣服店的情景。W:Can I help you?A:Yes,please.I need a hat for school.W:OK.What color do you want?A:Yellow or r

26、ed?.W:What about this one?B:It looks nice.How much is it?W:Its twenty yuan.A,B:Well take it.B:How much is the red skirt?A:OH.Its so beautiful.(漂亮的）W:Its 10 dollars.B:Ill take it.W:Here you are.A,B:Thank you.W:Youre welcome.第三幕：Linda 准备她的生日聚会上用水果沙拉招待她的朋友们，她去水果店里买了一些水果。W:Can I help you?D:Yes,please.I

27、need some fruit.W:We have many fruit.Apples,bananas,pears,strawberries and so on（等等）.How many do you want?D:I want eight apples,ten bananas and some strawberries.W:OK.I see（明白了）.D:How much are they?W:They are thirty yuan.Here you are.D:Thank you.W:Youre welcome.第四幕：Linda 的生日聚会上，朋友们一起来给她庆祝。.A：Linda，h

28、appy birthday to you.Give you（给你）.D:Thank you.(拆开礼物）.The hat is so nice.I like it very much.B:Linda,happy birthday to you.D:Thank you.I love the red skirt.ABC 一起为 Linda 唱生日歌。Linda 许愿：The first wish（愿望）:I hope（希望）my families are healthy.The second wish:We are good friends forever（永远）.The third wish:G

29、ood good study,day day up.改编自两小儿辩日(J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger)独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other.J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter.P:Nice to see you,Jack.Its a good day,isnt it?J:Yeah,I like sunny days.P:Look,whats this?J:Oh,its our luck day.Its 100 dollar.P:Yes,it is.So what

30、 should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police?J:I dont think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so P:No,I dont think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money.J:Look at that person.Why dont we ask him to judge it for us.P:I agree.J:Hello,co

31、uld you please do us a favour?S:Of course.Whatt up?J:Here is the thing,S:I see.Its really a hard question.Let me think.enOK,I get an idea.Now Ill give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?P:Why not.J:Let do it.S:Now you must listen to

32、 me carefully.Look at the sun,its beautiful isnt it?And its very far from us.So my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon?You first.P:Its easy.As we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become smaller.So,the answer is at noon J:That is the mos

33、t stupid answer I have ever heard.As we can feel,in the morning its cool and at noon itll be very hot.That is because the sun is farther away from us at morning.争吵 S：OK.Stop.Stop.As a matter of fact,each of your answer is incorrect.I think the range is the same.P:Are you crazy?Let me tell you someth

34、ing?(到一边，拿出 50 美元)If you make me win,its yours.S:(think for a while).Its a deal.(回到原地)I am sorry,I made a mistake just now.Ill correct my answer.Petter is right.The answer is at noon.J:What?We need to talk.(拉路人到一边)I did not catch your mean clearly.Could you say it again?S:The sun is farther away fro

35、m us at noon.So you are wrong.J:(打过路人)Did you change your mind?S:NoOh yes.You are right.Obviously,he was wrong.(一起回去)P：Whats wrong with your face?J:清嗓子 S:I just fall over by accident,never mind.And lets go back to the question,I think it over and over again.Finally I believe Jack is right.You were w

36、rong.J:(Jack 从 petter 手中抢过钱)Then its mine.(kiss it)Its nice to meet you,petter.Goodbye.P:What?Dont go.(jack 下)Whats wrong with you?S:I m sorry,I just.J:Give me my money,now.(路人拿出钱，jack 一把抢过来，生气地走了)S：（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋发现）Where is my own 100 dollar.Give me my money.(追 jack)完.On the way to school 路上 A&B:Go

37、od morning,C and D.晚上好。C&D:Good morning A and B.How are you?晚上好,你们怎么样？A&B:We are very fine.Thank you 我们很好。谢谢。A：B,what do you like?你喜欢什么？B：I like dancing and drawing.我喜欢跳舞和画画。What about you？你呢？A：I like swimming and dancing.我喜欢游泳和跳舞 D：I like swimming too！我也喜欢游泳 C：Oh，Dear！I forget to take my pencil！（焦虑

38、）天哪!我忘了拿我的铅笔了 I want to go home！我想回家！All：Its eight oclock.Its too late!（提醒）八点钟了。太 迟 了！D：Dont worry.I have seven pencils.I can give you one.别担心。我有 7 支 铅笔。我能给你一只。A：I have six pencils.I can give you one too.别担心。我有 6 支 铅笔。我也能给你一只。B：I have five pencils.I can give you one too.别担心。我有 5 支 铅笔。我也能给你一只。C：Thank you all.Now I have 3 pencils.谢谢大家。现在我有 3 支 铅笔了。I will return them to you after school.我将会放学后归还。