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1、辛普森一家第三十三季第二十集母亲节快乐这集献给所有的妈妈们-别抠鼻-哎呦-Don*t pick it. - D*oh!春田养老堡499个499时辰已到Its time.时辰已到Its time.很遗憾我们只能拔管了Im sorry. Were going to have to pull the plug. 时辰已到Its time.拜拜了植物人们See ya later, vegitaters. Ha-ha!春田养老堡推移板体育队大家听好了All ears on me!37年以来我们一直For 37 years, weve played shuffleboard 与镇上另一家养老院比拼推移板a

2、gainst our crosstown rivals.金盆洗手养老农场推移板体育队金盆洗手养老农场The golden exits retirement farm.这帮有钱佬以为自己比我们优越Those rich snobs think theyre better than us, 上什么瑜伽课with their yoga classes,做什么水上锻炼and their aquacise,还有带牌子的苹果酱and their name-brand applesauce.但今天我们要让他们明白Oh, I hate when foam makes me think.你们大家伙儿忘了一件事He

3、y, you guys have forgotten one thing.丽莎辛普森Lisa Simpson.她是证明我存在的百分百科学依据She is 100% scientific proof that I exist.敬丽莎,”她的中间名是什么来着”辛普森To lisa whats her middle name1 simpson.爸比的小公主Daddys little girl.没有碰杯吗咋回事No clinking? Whatrs wrong?说句大实话Yeah, well, truth be told,我们每人都不彻底相信丽莎真的是你的娃Uh, none of us was pos

4、itive lisa was really your kid. 她冰雪聪明Shes smart as a whip.什么她能控制好她的脾气-wha.? - she can control her temper.-娘了个-你跟她好像哦-why, you.! - you look exactly like her 假设她是个硕大肥胖秃头的男子的话然而非也If she was a big, fat, bald guy, which shes not.-这算说的给面子了 -仅供您的参考-in the least. - for your information； 我要找到自己跟小公主之间Im gonna

5、 find a wonderful bond 美妙绝伦的共通联♥系♥Between myself and my little girl.你们这帮没小孩的光棍就等着嫉妒吧And you childless loners are gonna be so jealous.废柴们永远没有这个You losers will never have this!全世界最棒的老爹废柴losers!靠阿麦在车里Oh, right, maggies in the car.他妈的赶紧关门Shut the damn door!马姬我看你在买♥♥Marge, I s

6、ee youre buying席卷屠宰场牌的热狗Slaughterhouse sweepins brand hot dogs.购物一定很轻松吧It must be so easy to shop毕竟你家用什么都行when anythings good enough for your family.喂喂Eh? Eh?不行不能再恶作剧了No. No more pranking.我们必须在价格上涨前把东西买♥♥好Now weve got to buy food before the prices go up.热狗十根装提姆和我更喜欢歌♥剧院的免费邮寄Timo

7、thy and I prefer opera house franks.或许你看过他们的广&hearts浩♥Maybe youve seen their commercials?等等他们只在高级付费有线频道做广♥告♥Oh, wait, theyre only advertised on premium cable channels. 洗手间我要人核对一包超大版老奶奶内♥裤♥的价格I need a price check on a pack of gassy granny underwear. 那不是我的Thats not m

8、ine.它怎么会到我购物车里How did it get in my cart?还要人核对一下I also need a price check一加仑六天酒鬼牌琴酒On a gallon of sober by six day drinkers gin,女士防臭脚鞋垫Lady stinkfoot insoles,无敌美味米瑟女士牌一周保鲜面包The marvelous mrs. Miser*s week-old bread,基本没用的疱疹软膏Barely helpful herpes ointment, 联邦应急管理局牌应急厕纸Fema brand emergency toilet paper

9、.还有垃圾口臭中和栓剂And garbage mouth bad breath neutralizing suppositories. 素食者喜欢食物Vegetarians like food?那是手撕猪肉搭配奶酪吗Is that pulled pork dripping with cheese?是的只不过不是奶酪Uh, yes, except instead of cheese, 我用腰果酱和营养酵母代替Im using cashew paste with nutritional yeast至于猪肉我用菠萝蜜代替And for pork, Im substituting jackfruit.

10、没有猪肉No pork?菠萝蜜是素食丰富充裕Jackfruit is vegan, abundant, 没有伤害完全不残忍♥And no plucking, so its cruelty-free.试试Try some.不赖真的不赖Hmm, not bad, not bad.这就是了食物就是我们的联♥系♥This is it. food is our thing.如果你喜欢菠萝蜜Well, if you like jackfruit, 我知道有个地方你一定喜欢I know a place you will love.菠萝蜜老乔肉铺大概不是你想的那样It

11、s probably not what youre thinking.今日特色甜菜卷自♥由♥生长的蒲公英暗礁干意面搭配小麦球绿色鸡蛋和魔品万物皆空请给我现打一份你们最好的红茶菌Please give me the best kombucha you have on tap, 还有一瓶你们最好的液体氨基And a bottle of your finest liquid aminos.没问题合十礼You got it. Namaste.豆薯薯条Mmm. Jicama sticks.老爸你喜欢这边的食物吗Dad, do you like this food?亲亲我爰死这

12、顿饭了Oh, sweetie, I love this meal.我恨死这顿饭了I hated that meal.感谢上苍我留了一根紧急香肠放在床头Oh, thank god I keep an emergency sausage beside the bed. 靠这啥呀Ew, what is this?那是磨成粉的人造黄油Its a ground-up kickbalL骗到你了I pranked you.你这个小Why, you little.!看到了吗马姬See, Marge?这就是家里别放书的原因Thats why we shouldnt have books in the house

13、.你以为我想搞这些恶作剧吗Do you think I like doing this pranking?欢笑结束后我会讨厌自己When Fm done laughing, I hate myself.我就像个小混♥蛋♥Im behaving like a little brat却又成为了好玩的妈妈and its made me a better mother.但恶作剧不是你的风格我才是这样的人But pranking isnt like you, its like me.这场婚姻里不能有两个我We canrt have two of me in this marr

14、iage.咱们彳三有一个我就够了One of me is enough for three of us.但我不想结束我和巴仔从没这么亲近过But I cant stop, !cause Ive never been closer to Bart.这样的关系我期待很久了Fve waited for a connection like this for so long.比期待阿凡达电影都久Longer than the new avatar movie.会好的马姬Its coming, Marge.你得有信念Youve got to have faith.侯默你语气好像詹姆斯卡梅隆You soun

15、d like James Cameron, Homer.我们再也见不到潘多拉星球怎么办What if we never see Pandora again?真正的常温超导体矿石在续集♥会♥出现The real unobtanium is the sequel.要有信念信念Have faith, have faith.蔓生玛市场抱歉伯恩斯先生在商店挑口香糖的时候Oh, sorry. No ones allowed in the store任何人不准入内while Mr. Burns shops for the right chewing gum.你是当真的吗Are y

16、ou for real?当真他的原话是I am. He doesnt want to, quote,不想”遇到贫穷”catch your poverty.1双倍薄荷Double mint?对我来说有点刺♥激♥A little too strong for my liking.我孩子起疹子了My baby has a rash!现在她就像个乱扭的怪物And it makes her a wiggle monster.呵孩子们 你们什么时候才能领悟到Babies. When will you learn that老人才是国家的未来old people are our f

17、uture?拜托了Please!抱歉我得了一种病Sorry, I have a medical condition叫漠不关心综合征where I dont give a damn.然后他会摔到那边的草坪上Hell just fall into that soft grass over there. 被卡车撞了吗请联♥系♥我们 天啊巴仔我们玩过火了Oh, my god, Bart. We went too far.你是说你玩过火了You mean you went too far.咱俩从来都不是一伙的Weve never been closer!法庭指定心理咨&hea

18、rts;询♥师 马姬伯恩斯先生没什么大碍是你的幸运Marge, youre incredibly lucky Mr. Burns is okay. 我上了一课史密瑟斯It taught me a lesson, Smithers.生命随时可能结束Llife could end at any moment.所以在活着时我们必须So we have to jam as much evil 尽可能用邪恶把世界塞满as possible into each remaining day.你看什么看What are you looking at?马姬我不理解Marge, I dont und

19、erstand.你为什么要攻击那个令人憎恨的What made you attack that hateful, 恶心的讨厌的老男人nasty, hateful old man?我被教导女性不该Um, I was taught that a lady 表达或体验情绪should never express or experience emotions.我遵守这种规那么只是每隔几十年崩溃一次And I dont, except every couple of decades I snap. 剩下的日子就在酝酿崩溃而已Otherwise Im just simmering, 酝酿酝酿酝酿simme

20、ring； simmering, simmering.你一定曾是个好姑娘You must have been such a good little girl.我今天不想说话了I dont want to talk anymore today.决定权在你 我们可以这样收费咨♥询♥二十年 Well, its up to you. We can do this over 20 costly years, 或者你现在就有所突破or you can have your breakthrough now.这么短的时间就能有突破吗Oh, people can have insta

21、nt breakthroughs?买♥♥可靠保险的人不会有Not people with good insurance, 但你的保险可以but yours is lousy.天啊Oh, my god!没事的Its okay. Its okay.咨♥询♥师通常不会给出有用的建议Therapists almost never give useful advice, 但我告诉你个方法but heres what you do.找到你小时候的校长Just find your old principal；解开心结你会好起来的make your pe

22、ace, and you*ll feel better.你确定吗Are you sure?像我不想再看到你一样确定As sure as I am I really dont want to see you again.巴仔对不起Bart, I-Im sorry.恶作剧既自私又无情Pranking is selfish and unkind.尽管很好笑我不想玩了Even if its hilarious. Im done.妈妈别啊 Mom, no!我不知道没了恶作剧我还是谁I dont know who I am without pranking.它流淌在我们血液里Its in our bloo

23、d.就像你怀我就是爸爸的一个恶作剧Like when you had me, that was a total prank on dad.你放弃它就是放弃我If you give it up, youre giving me up!好吧Okay, fine.我还留着一个恶作剧I think I have one more prank left in me.会非常精彩And its gonna be a real doozy.我喜欢你用无聊的语调说好玩的事I love the way you say cool things in lame ways.真好棒极了This is great. So

24、great.我要杀了复活节兔子做肉丸I would kill the easter bunny for one meatball.放点羽衣甘蓝别啊-Now, we shred in some kale. - Oh, no.球芽甘蓝豆腐杀了我吧-And brussels sprouts, tofu, - Youre killing me.灯笼椒蘑菇我要吐了-bell peppers, mushrooms, - Fm gagging! Oh!-小西蓝花洋蓟别说了-broccolini, artichokes. - Dont say. Oh!-想要蓝莓吗恶心-Want some blueberrie

25、s? - Ew! Yuck!瓜子Ooh, sunflower seeds.其实扔袋猪肘子进去You know, if a bag of pig knuckles fell in there,也不会是世界末日it wouldn*t be the end of the world.爸爸我爱你 但如果你非要“侯默”这一切Dad, I love you, but I dont want to do this我就不想做了if youre gonna. Homer it up.我的名字是个动词意思是“破坏”My name is a verb, meaning to ruin?真是太喉默”了 对不起-Tha

26、t is pretty Homer-ed up. - Im sorry.尝一 口吧Just try a sip.怎么样What do you think?又湿又没味Soggy and underseasoned.对不起我恨这玩意儿Im sorry. I hate this.我和我的孩子们没有共同点I have no similarities with any of my offspring.我的舌头也肿了My tongue is swelling, too!看呐我们的喉咙一起收紧了Hey! look at us! our throats are closing as one.要共享救护车吗Aw

27、. Want to share an ambulance?好耶Yes.花生致命每周打♥针♥告别鼻涕猫毛过敏养只猪吧看来你俩有很多It turns out you two have相同的过敏源包括many common allergies, including五香粉灰尘羽毛毛皮allspice, dust, feathers, fur,花生酱中不是花生的成分the stuff in peanut butter that isnt peanuts,花生动物皮屑爱尔兰的春天also peanuts, animal dander, Irish Spring.包括季节和那牌子

28、的肥皂The season and the soap.还有乔治亚州暗夜的金银花味道And the smell of honeysuckle on a dark Georgia night.花生致命怎么了爸爸Whats wrong, dad?你是个好孩子Youre such a great kid.抱歉我把不好的局部遗传给了你Sorry I passed down all those bad parts.爸爸你把最重要的局部遗传给了我Dad, you passed down the most important part of yourself.你善良的心Your kind heart.我对肉麻

29、的话过敏Im afraid Im allergic to treacle.金盆洗手养老农场我是来抱歉的Im here to apologize.我猜猜里面有蜜蜂吧Let me guess, theres bees inside.拜托我只想让你知道我是个好人Please, I just want you to know Im a good person.是真的I really am.闻闻这些花你就知道了Just sniff the flowers, youll see.刻薄鬼Oh! Meanie!整到你了We got you!我一直讨厌孩子Ive always hated children.天呐

30、Ay, caramba!你会去少管所Youre going to juvie你会去女子监狱and youre going to womens prison.死者会和And the victim is gonna be buried蓝人乐团的已故成员葬在一起with deceased members of the Blue Man Group,他们人数比你想象的多得多which there are way more than youd think.都死得很滑稽All died in hilarious ways.天呐不要死Oh, my god, oh, my god! Please be ali

31、ve.But today we show them what we can do! 眼已浊心仍明Cloudy eyes! Functioning hearts!战无不胜Cant lose!又有要求了Aw, they want something.防老人唠叨降噪耳机春田基♥督♥教青年会 今晚举♥行♥推移板比赛 推棍老花镜不公平对方有个代打的No fair. The other teams got a ringer.*我有一台老爷车 已经跑了 20万英里*0wner of an *80s car 200,000 miles*我有一台老爷车*0

32、wner of an 80s car*毕业我爸妈送给我的*Got it for graduation*春田养老堡退休农场我们赢啦We win!不知道为啥我心里有愧Yet somehow I feel guilty.那个女人总是盯着我看That woman wont stop staring at me.我一点也不惊讶马姬Im not surprised, Marge.中老年妇女就喜欢你这一款You are a senior home ten.门认识吗Do I. know you?淘气鬼马姬Margie the meanie?你给我惹了太多麻烦了Youve caused me enough tr

33、ouble!不No! oh.妈妈你有什么事瞒着我们吗Mom, what dont we know about you?我再也不恶作剧了Fil never prank again. Never!整到你了We got ya!阿卢咱们好像遇到了僵尸Uh-oh, Lou. We have got a zombie situation here.瞄准大脑这是唯一的方法Aim for the brain. Its the only way.我们只是想教我儿子一课Just teaching a lesson to my son.她本来就没死She was never dead.她是个僵尸爰好者阿卢Shes

34、a zombie lover, Lou!瞄准她俩的脑袋这是唯一的方法Aim for both their heads. Its the only way.她们不是僵尸长官Theyre not zombies, Chief.威尔逊一家也不是And neither were the Wilsons.别和我提威尔逊Uh, dont mention the Wilsons.妈妈你用一个绝妙的恶作剧教会我So, mom, you taught me the dangers of pranking恶作剧是危险的while pulling an awesome prank.学到了Lesson learned

35、.吃点花生糖Have some peanut brittle.里面没有蛇吧Mm-hmm, no snakes?我拿出了蛇放了真的花生糖I took out the snakes and actually put in peanut brittle.这是我对你的尊重Thats how much I respect you.你知道我爰你永远爰你Well, you know I love you and I always will.但不要再恶作剧了But enough with the pranking.结束恶作剧Enough with the pranking.结束永不结束“亲爱的爱涅很抱歉Dea

36、r Agnes, Tm so sorry“我在你家的狗粮里放了泻药“I put laxatives in your dogs food.”还偷♥拍 ♥ 了下来“Then secretly filmed it.“还把视频拿去参赛美国最严重的地毯灾区Then sent it to Americas worst carpet disasters.“还赢了还用奖金买♥♥了更多泻药Then I won. And used the prize money to buy more laxatives. 真诚的马姬”Sincerely, Marge.又写

37、好一封Another one done.首字母A的都写完了Well, thats the As.“亲爱的柏妮丝”Dear Bernice.马姬,布伟业Marge Bouvier,你毁了我的人生You ruined my life!我再也不想看到你I never want to see you again!这是我以前的校长That is my old principal.妈妈 她这就好像你以前在学校里是个坏孩子Mom, shes treating you like you were a bad kid in school.但那不可能啊But thats impossible.除非Unless.其

38、实我并不怎么Well, I. not really.你以前就是个坏孩子You were a bad kid in school!太棒啦而且你还想瞒着这事High five. And now you*re trying to lie about it!我们都一样我们都一样我们都一样Were the same! Were the same! We*re the same! Were the same!终于有个家长能让我自豪了Oh, I finally have a parent I am proud of.马姬Marge.你肯定遇见约克校长了You mustve run into Principa

39、l York.你毁掉了她的人生You made her life a living hell.是中学时候的事It started in middle school.中学Middle school.当时我们在合唱团担任女高音Thats when we were sopranos in the choir.宝刀未老啊Ah! Still got it.春田小学七年级的时候我不得不转学In seventh grade, I had to switch schools.春田中学化妆的时候上下眼线都要化We wear top and bottom eyeliner.看我这文身Check out this

40、tattoo.是贴上去的吗Is that press-on?是文上去的Henna.她们对我很不友好They were so nasty to me.后来有一天And then one day, 战胜了巡查校长之后 against a checked-out principal； 她们对你的态度就变了 you won them over.那些坏女孩又找我茬了The mean girls are picking on me again.你指望我做什么呢Well, what do you expect me to do, 制订一个不许欺负人的规矩吗 start some kind of anti-b

41、ullying policy?午饭时间不许站着Also no standing during lunch.我雇的下一个校长可不能是这幅样子Fil do a lot better with the next person I hire. 一定得是个高手Hell be a win-ner!新来的做到了The new girl did that.太酷了It was cool.酷女孩酷女孩Cool girl! cool girl!我确实是酷女孩I am a cool girl.别去我以前的学校打听就行了Dont check with my old school.你整蛊了校长吗You pranked t

42、he principal?是的但是我不应该这么做I embarrassed her, but I shouldnt have.但你也没就此罢休But that didnt stop you from doing it again.我的妈呀校长的胸罩露出来了Oh, my god! we saw the principals bra.我们正式进入Weve entered.青春期了.puberty!一个接一个的恶作剧And again.恶魔马姬EL是阳性单数定冠词LA是阴性单数定冠词语法还错了Its not even grammatical.天呐妈妈你根本不是什么好学生Oh, my god, mom

43、, youre not perfect.你简直是个恶霸巴仔我没有在-Youre so not perfect. - Bart, Tm not.这是你第一次不排斥我的拥抱This is the first hug where youve ever hugged me back.你的拥抱明明是我主动发起这破拥抱的Hug you back? I started the damn hug.注意用词但心意领了Language, but aw.店里竟然同时有两个顾客Two customers in the shop at once.快叫消防队疏散人群Call the fire marshal.我想买&he

44、arts;♥本蝙蝠侠I want to buy a batman.说清楚哪一代Um, not so fast. Which era?哪个作者黑暗骑士还是亚当韦斯特Which artist? Dark knight or Adam West?60年代蝙蝠侠影视剧演员真后悔当年没读完医学院Sometimes I regret not finishing medical school.就差一学分毕业就一分I was one credit away. One.我要蝙蝠侠吃千层面那本I want the one where batman eats lasagna.那是加菲猫不是只蝙蝠是一只

45、猫That is garfield, who is not a bat, but a cat.你这么大的脑袋是当装饰了吗How can someone with such a big head be so stupid?嘴也太毒了怎么能欺负韦警长可怜的孩子呢That is so cruel, picking on that poor Wiggum boy.得有人给他点教训Someone should teach him a lesson.一个不惧成为儿子心中英雄的人Someone whos not afraid to be a hero to her son.冲马姬整他Do it, marge

46、. Prank that guy.超人Superman?出于一些版权问题 你可以先叫我超男Uh, for legal reasons, you can call me uber hombre.又来了我又一次败在了Once again the lack of clear copyright我那没有正规版权法的国家手上In my country has screwed me.我的版权已过期了My copyright expired.你想用”猩红皮珀内尔”这个名字吗Would you like to be the scarlet pimpernel?男爵夫人奥奇同名小说主人公不用了谢谢No, thank you.是该给他点教训Maybe something should be done.瞧瞧谁来了大反派雷克斯废物Why, look, if it isnt Lex Loser.辐射侠vs抖腿女终极无限超级秘密危机战第32期别翻来翻去试图从书缝里Ha. Stop working the package to see偷看中间页的漫画了What the middle comic is in the three-pack.随便选一个赶紧走人Take your chances like a man. 但我想先确认下插页漫画好不好看But I want to see if the