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1、Why NOT To Do a StartupDave McCMaster of 500 Hats#1:Youre a WANTrepreneur.Youre in this for all the Wrong reasons:Because its Cool.You want to make Money.You have Teh AwesomeTechnology Solution.“They Can Never Take Away My Freeeeedom!”The Right Reasons:You Live in Fear.You Cant Get Laid.Something ha

2、s been PISSING you off FOREVER.YOU ARE PASSIONATEABOUT SOLVING A CUSTOMER PROBLEM#2:You are a FAT and LAZY SLOBYouve worked at Microsoft for 5 yrs.You Drive a Nice Car&Its Paid For.You Live in a Big House.You Dont Worry About Paying Bills.You Want to Kiss The KidsGoodnight.You Your Spouse Your Start

3、up.#3:You Have a BUSINESS PLAN,But No Product and No Customers.See:“Startup Metrics for Pirates”#4:Your Idea SUCKS(and even your Mom thinks so)You Dont Have a Working Prototype.Or Worse:You Do,But No One is Using It.It Sucks a Lot More than the CompetitionSee:“Lean Startup(Ries)&Customer Development

4、(Blank)”#5:You Have Teh Awesome SOLUTIONto a PROBLEM that does not exist.See:“Your Solution Is Not My Problem”#6:Youre a LOSER,not a LEADER.You Procrastinate.Youre not Charismatic.Your Vision is usually Wrong.Youre Scared of Change.When Other People Tell You Youre Wrong,You Believe Them.Watch:“Gladi

5、ator”or“Glee”#7:Your Pitch Sucks&You Wont Raise Money(or SuperAngelsCollude to Screw You Over)50 slide deckTechnical JargonDemo FAILClueless InvestorsEVIL InvestorsSee:“How To Pitch a VC”#8:Your Team Sucks,and You Have No Idea How to Hire(or Fire).No Technical Founders/CodersNo Design/UX/Usability E

6、xpNo Internet Mktg(Search,Social)No Enterprise Sales/Biz Dev#9:Yr CoFounders&Employees=Whiners.You WILL miss a payroll.Someone WILL eat last slice of pizza.There WILL be Politics.People WILL discover and compare salary&stock options.Someone WILL sueyou:Sexual HarassmentWrongful TerminationUnhappy Cu

7、stomerJealous Competitor#10:You Cant Sell or Market Shit.You Dont Know Marketing.You Think Marketing=PR.You Dont Know what SEO stands for.You Think SEM=SEO.You Dont Know or Use Social Platforms(Facebook,Twitter,YouTube).Youve never built Facebook or iPhone App,or a Social Game.Youve never sent an email campaign.Youve never done affiliate marketing.See:“Startup-M(Ellis)”#11:Youd Rather Change the Channel Than Change The WorldWouldnt you rather be watching GLEE or MNF?Sure you would.Fuck.That.Noise.