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1、【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this,John?”John got up and said:“Your forefinger”老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：“约翰，这是什么呀？”约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。”【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上）老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说：“约翰，这是什么呀？”约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。”A teacher put his

2、 finger on some place on the map and said:“What is this,John?”John got up and said:“Your forefinger”【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上）Teacher:Explain,please,the effect of cold and heatand give examplesPupil（学生）:Cold contracts,heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer老师：请解

3、释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上）老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。Teacher:Explain,please,the effect of cold and heatand give examplesPupil（学生）:Cold contracts,heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer【3】Twenty-eight Da

4、ysTeacher:Now,Nick,tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it Nick（thinks a little and says）：They all have 老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。【3】Twenty-eight Days老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。Teacher:Now,Nick,tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it Nick（thin

5、ks a little and says）：They all have【4】The penBill:Mary,give me your pen,please Mary:why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill:Because it always makes so many mistakes 比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。【4】The pen比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。Bill:Mary,giv

6、e me your pen,please Mary:why dont you want to write with your own pen?Bill:Because it always makes so many mistakes【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄）Teacher:How old are you,Anne?Anne:Fifteen Teacher:But you were only seven last year,and now you are eight years old Anne:Well,seven last year and eight this year mak

7、e fifteen 老师：安妮，你几岁？安妮：十五岁。老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄）老师：安妮，你几岁？安妮：十五岁。老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。Teacher:How old are you,Anne?Anne:Fifteen Teacher:But you were only seven last year,and now you are eight years old Anne:Well,seven last year and eight this year make fifteen