十大爆笑中式英语.ppt

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1、十大爆笑中式英语 1.Goodgoodstudy,daydayup.1.Goodgoodstudy,daydayup.2.Howareyou?Howoldareyou?2.Howareyou?Howoldareyou?howcoulditbeyou，howcoulditalwaysbeyouYou!Youagain!3.Youhaveseed.Iwillgiveyousomecolortosee3.Youhaveseed.Iwillgiveyousomecolortoseesee.see.Howdareyou!Ihavetoteachyoualesson.4.Youaskme4.Youaskm

2、e，measkwhomeaskwho？YouaskmethenwhoshallIask?HowwouldIknow?Godknows!Sorry,Idontknow.5.Wetwowhoandwho?5.Wetwowhoandwho?Weareclosefriends.6.Nothree,nofour.6.Nothree,nofour.indecent/dubious7.Horsehorsetigertiger7.HorsehorsetigertigerJustso-so./Nothingspecial./careless8.Onecarcome,onecargo,twocar8.Onecar

3、come,onecargo,twocarpengpeng,onecardied!pengpeng,onecardied!twocarsmovetowardseachother,suddenlytheygetinacrashandmanypeoplegetinjured,withsomebodyevendying9.peoplemountainpeoplesea9.peoplemountainpeopleseahugecrowdsofpeople10.Ifyouwantmoney,Ihaveno;ifyouwant10.Ifyouwantmoney,Ihaveno;ifyouwantlife,I

4、haveone!life,Ihaveone!Ihavenothingbutalifetospareonly!英语常用语排行榜英语常用语排行榜001Seeyoulater.A:Ihavetogo.B:Seeyoulater.002Whatsup?A:Hey!Whatsup?B:Nothingmuch!Asusual.003Itsonme.A:Thebeerisonme.B:Thankyou.004Imeanit.A:Doyoureallywanttoquityourjob?B:Imeanit.005Check,please.A:Check,please.B:Yes,sir.006Mindyour

5、ownbusiness.A:Whatwereyoutalkingabout?B:Mindyourownbusiness.007Holdon.A:MayIleaveamessage,please?B:Holdon.008Whatever!A:ShallItellhimtonightortomorrow?B:Whatever!009Afteryou.A:Pleasecomein.B:Afteryou.010Nonsense!A:Tellmethetruth.Idontwantnonsense.B:Iamtellingthetruth.011Cheerup!A:Welostthegameagain!B:Cheerup!Youlldobetternexttime.012Noway!A:Letshavepizzaforlunch.B:Noway!Ihatepizza.