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1、注意右侧On your right.你这是崔克SLR9型？ 是啊Is that an SLR 9? - Sure is.太厉害了我原来有一辆Thats crazy. I used to have one of those.是吗？ 不过我现在不骑碳纤维的了Yeah? -1 dont do carbon anymore, though.铝制的才是王道Aluminum is just the king.是啊我在考虑要不要换一辆Yeah, I was thinking about making the switch.你骑到哪里？How far you headed?就骑到老托潘加峡谷然后返回-太巧了我

2、也是Just down Old Topanga and back. - Oh, word, me too.很高兴今天能有个骑友没错Its nice to have a riding partner today. - Definitely.对了我叫乔治Im George, by the way.嘿我是赞恩Hey. Im Zane.怒呛人生内心如此隐秘的生物该死的居家软禁再加上这个？Ugh. Fucking house arrest, and now this?我最不能相信的是我竟然被戴脚环了I cant believe I got shingles on top of everything el

3、se. 伙计这确实让人焦虑Its stress, dude.用你内心的力量做到心无旁鹫Power of the mind. Mind over matter.这是疱疹的力量-鲍比你给我闭嘴Its the power of herpes. - Shut the fuck up, Bobby.嘿我说的是带状疱疹Yo, herpes zoster.别再说疱疹这个词了 -这是水痘Stop saying herpes。” Its chicken pox.不是任何事都能用科学说得通这能帮你放松Not everything is science. It helps to relax.放松？谢了迈克尔我该怎样

4、放松？感到悲伤feel sad.让我心里有一种Gives me like a.黏糊糊的感觉a sticky feeling inside,我也说不清楚就好像在我的胸口我的双腿之间I dont know, like in my chest； in my legs.我不知道我脑子里出现了这些感受I dont know, Im just, like, going off the top of my head.你还好吗？我说得不对吗？我就是You okay? Did I do that wrong? That was-不你说得很棒No, no. You did great. Um.我说不好I dont

5、 know,有时候我觉得自己是个骗子你懂吗？sometimes I just feel like a fraud, you know?我爸爸去世的时候When my dad passed away,我第一个想法是“也不知道他是不是怀着失望走的”my first thought was, I wonder if he died disappointed.没有人说过不是所以No one ever told me otherwise, so, um.你说得很好谢谢谢谢你That was really nice. Thank you, thank you.不用客气你有天赋Yeah, no proble

6、m, man. I mean, you got the gift.我真的太高兴能认识你了Im so glad I met you, man.最近我感觉有些孤独Ive been kind of lonely lately.我妻子一直忙于做出那些重大的人生决定我都说不上话My wifes been so busy making all these big life decisions without me. 我知道我们才刚认识I know we just met,但我感觉你真的很有心but I feel like you actually care.你是一个好人Youre a good perso

7、n.我对这些事感觉很准的I have a good sense about these things.谢谢了Thanks, man.我得赶紧去打个电♥话♥没关系吧？I gotta make a quick call, if thats cool?好的请便好我马上回来Yeah. Yes, please. Yeah. - Ill be right back.嗨丹尼怎么了？ 迈克尔Yo, Danny. Whats up? - Michael.嘿伙计计划取消了好吧？我没时间解释Hey, dude, plans off. Okay? I dont have time to e

8、xplain.什么？你把漏水修好了吗？What? Did you do the leak?是的但是这里没什么值得偷的Yeah, but theres nothing worth stealing here.他们至少有电视是吧？-是的他们有电视They got a TV, though, dont they? - Yeah, they have a TV.但就算了吧好不好？-我们东西都买♥♥好了But just forget it, okay? - We already got all the stuff, man.你什么意思？放回去就行都在购物车里了What do

9、you mean? Just put it back. - Its in the cart.不能放回去这样不好-没什么不好的You cant put it back. Its rude. - Its not rude.伙计如果你不想做那我们去做把她地址发过来Dude, if you wont do it, then we will. Send me her address.不行我不会给你别逼我们自己查我们会查到的No, I am not giving you their address. - Don*t make us look it up. Well find it.我们不能偷这家Were

10、not robbing this house.拜托！-就这样Come on. Dude! - End of story.计划取消了Plans off.周家这俩人见鬼了-是啊Fucking Chos, man. - Yeah.现在怎么力?So, what now?听听滴水声Listen for trickling water.嗨有什么事吗？Hi. Can I help you?哩.哩 )、 J、Hey. - Hey.我们刚好开车路过这里We were just driving by in the neighborhood,我们发现我们是管道工我们是管道工and we noticed- Were

11、plumbers. - Were plumbers.我们发现你家可能漏水了We noticed that you might have a little water leak.你们挺厉害怎么发现的？可能是有针孔漏点You guys are good. Howd you know? - You could have a pinhole leak.水质硬就会这样是的Its caused by heavy minerals. - Yup.作为专业人士我必须告诉你这样不安全And I gotta tell you, as professionals, its not safe.现在那里可能已经长了危险

12、的霉菌There could be dangerous mold growing in there right now.我们建议你立刻搬出来如果你愿意的话我们可以处理好We recommend you get out immediately, so we can take care of it, if youd like.感谢你们这么说但我需要听听别人的意见You know, I appreciate all the info, but Im gonna get a second opinion.我们是两个人所以Theres two of us, so.我有一个意见他有一个这就是两个意见了I

13、have an opinion, hes got one. Theres two of them there.没错谢谢你们保重越是拖着Im sure. Thank you, guys. Take care. - The longer you wait,情况就越糟糕-糟糕得多the worse its gonna get. - Way worse.我完全可以看出他们在骗我I could totally tell they were scamming me.于是我看了几个视频买♥♥ 了几个风扇So I watched a few videos, I bought a f

14、ew fans,然后我关了水管阀门and then I turned off the water valve.都是我自己干的All by myself.不过可能是有一些霉菌There might be some mold, though,所以我们在外面住的时候得找人来检测一下so well have to call some people in to come test it while were away.什么？What?我在奥哈伊找到了一家爱彼迎I found us an Airbnb in Ojai.奥哈伊！Ojai!艾米下班后会来找我们Amys gonna meet us after

15、work.我知道I know.我也希望一起去的是我们俩I wish it could be us going instead.别这样Stop it.我也想你了I miss you too.好的我得挂了我还要收拾Okay, okay. Well, I gotta go. I gotta clean up.我回来了就打给你好吧？ril call you when I come back, okay?我也爰你I love you too.再见米娅Bye, Mia.要想着我我等不及你回来了再见Well, think about me. I cant wait until you get back. B

16、ye.打扰一下？Uh, excuse me?我的天中井夫人Oh, my gosh. Mrs. Nakai.好的来了Okay. Yeah.艾米应该会随时出来Amy should be right out, like any second.对了我是米娅Im Mia, by the way.我们应该没见过面但通过手♥机♥说过话I dont think weve ever met, but weve spoken over the phone.我有一段时间没来这里了 一直是这样的吗？I havent been here in a while. Is it always li

17、ke this?抱歉这里太混乱了Sorry for the mess.好多人刚刚辞职了A bunch of people just quit.收♥购♥的消息传出来后大家都在找工作The acquisition news got out, and everyones looking for jobs.我的儿媳无论走到哪里都会有混乱相随Chaos always follows my daughter-in-law wherever she goes. 我想这就是为什么她和乔治是一对佳人I guess thats why her and George make such

18、a great pair. 就像是阴和阳是吧？Itfs almost like a yin-yang, right?我儿子的花瓶卖♥♥得如何？Are my sons vases selling?我认为现在的情况是人们很欣赏它们Oh. You know, I think whats happening is people are admiring them 即使是最富有想象力的花瓶比如1970年代的雪瑞奇胖熔岩花瓶 Even the most imaginative vases, like the 70s Scheurich Fat Lavas, 也仅限于红色或棕色釉

19、 were limited to red or brown glazes.小乔治花瓶的抽象本质The abstract nature of Jojis vases反映他制♥作&hearts时涌现的创造力 reflect the state of emergence hes participating in. 我的天说起胖熔岩花瓶我都停不下来Oh, my God. Dont get me started on Fat Lavas.你应该和客人这样说Thats what you should say to the customers.是的Right.前几天我刚和乔治谈过他的上釉技术I

20、 was just talking to George about his glazing techniques the other day. 我非常崇拜你们一家的艺术造诣I admire the artistry in your family so much.所以如果你需要助手So if you ever need an assistant或者哪里的画廊要雇人我很乐意or know of any galleries hiring, Id be- 附近有卫生间吗？-有的那边转角就是Is there a restroom nearby? - Oh. Yeah. Its right around

21、the corner. 老天我只是在看一根内生的毛发Oh, my God. I was just checking an ingrown hair.不用解释马上就好No need to explain. - One second.富美你好Fumi. Hi.我不知道你要过来我坐优步过来的I didnt know you were coming by. -1 had the Uber drop me off.你是不是忘了 ？ 午餐Did you forget? - Lunch.我的天富美你知道的我最近简直忙翻了天Oh, my God. You know, Fumi, its been so hec

22、tic lately. Um.我们可以改天吗？ 可以的Can we reschedule? - Thats okay.反正我也只能吃个简餐好的太好了I could only do a quick bite, anyway. - Okay, great. Um-我一定保证下次留足时间这样我们可以大吃一顿Ell make sure to book enough time so we can order the whole menu.我可以进去吗？ 好当然May I? - Yeah, of course.但是小乔治你为什么不找专业人士呢？But, Joji, why wouldnt you just

23、 leave that to the professionals?确实有管道工说要帮忙但是我自己就修好了These plumbers did stop by the house, but I fixed it all by myselt用我自己的双手you know, with my own two hands.你的手是用来雕刻艺术品的You sculpt with your hands.妈妈我知道但自己终于有点用了我感觉很好I know, Mom, but its nice to feel useful for once.我马上开到奥哈伊了Oh, Im pulling into Ojai n

24、ow.我随后打给你好吧？想你爱你DI call you later, all right? Miss you, love you.你好乔伊斯我是富美Hello, Joyce. Its Fumi.我就是打给你聊聊天Just calling to chat.给我回电♥话♥再见Call me. Bye-bye.我是蕾妮请留言谢谢Youve reached Renee. Leave me a message. Thanks.你好蕾妮我是富美我就是打给你聊聊天Hello； Renee. Its Fumi. Just calling to chat.给我回电♥话&

25、hearts;再见Call me. Bye-bye.你好汤姆中井夫人Hello, Tom, - Mrs. Nakai.抱歉之前我没有回复你今天很忙Sorry I didnt get back to you earlier. Busy day.没关系我只是跟进一下Thats okay. Tm just following up.你从你儿媳那里借到那笔钱了吗？Were you able to get that loan from your daughter-in-law?我们本来今天早些时候要聊聊的但我不得不改时间We were supposed to speak earlier today. I

26、 had to reschedule.听着作为你的会计师Listen, as your accountant,我得告诉你形势不妙I have to say, things are not looking good.春树的遗产没有偿还能力我刚收到你的信♥用♥卡♥账单Harus estate isnt solvent, and I just got your credit card statement.我们之前聊过这个Weve spoken about this.你需要养成新的消费习惯或找到新的收入来源You need to create a new bu

27、dget or find new streams of revenue.我明白I know, I know.你刚刚收到了画廊还回来的月亮椅也许这次可以卖♥♥掉？You just got the Tamago chair back from the gallery. Maybe finally sell?我不能卖♥♥你知道的I cant sell, you know that.即使我愿意乔治也绝不会同意And even if I wanted to, George would never let me.你想让我去和他谈谈吗？You want

28、 me to talk to him?不用请不要去No, please dont.春树在他很小时就离开了他他还放不下这件事Hes still not over Haru leaving him so little.而且他去外地了You know, hes out of town,但我可以去他家挑出其他作品卖♥♥掉but I can go to his place and pick some other pieces to sell.汤姆可以吗？Okay, Tom?这是最后一局我得去收拾点衣服带走Yo, last round. I gotta pack up some

29、 clothes.我哥就快回家了My brothers coming home soon.兄弟你不能总是躲着他你住在这里Bro, cant keep avoiding him, man. You live here.无所谓我继续跟你们住就好了Whatever. Til just keep crashing with you guys.我说不好伙计再住我就要收费了I dont know, man. Gonna have to start charging you. 好的All right.不我是认真的No, for real.我们的房♥租也不便宜I mean, our place

30、isnt cheap.生意也不景气Markets been shit.好吧没关系Yeah. No, thats cool.你就不能找你的糖妈忙你一把？Cant you just get your sugar mama to help you out? 她不是我糖妈Shes not my sugar mama.但她给过你现金而且她是个妈妈I mean, she gave you cash, and shes a mom.不行我们只是惺惺相惜的知己好吗？No, were just two humans connecting, all right? 我们关心彼此-关心你的肩♥We ca

31、re about each other. - Care about that dick.保罗我杀掉你的角色了Paul, I killed you.伙计他也太敏感了Dude, hes so sensitive, man.（乔治最近似乎心不在焉赌城之旅后他就和我疏远了）（我理解你我朋友也不理解我了）（我把这个发给乔治他甚至什么都没说）我去Shit.（你也太性感了现在我想说各种屁话（大笑你太幽默了谢谢你让我笑起来（今天的工作糟透了）（乔治发现家里管道漏水所以我下班后得去奥哈伊找他）（或者你可以留下来让我修好你家的管道）（我们聊得越多你就越傻）（但说真的你从未独享过家里）（你应该邀请我过去）（好吧过来

32、吧你好Hi.你好Hi.听着我知道我说过这个Look, I know I said this before,但我们要相处的话就不能做任何身体上的事好吧？but if were gonna hang out, we cant do anything physical. Okay? 好的Okay.J Im the one natural one Make it easy. .T这感觉太棒了That feels so good.我想让你吐口水I want you to spit on it.? Where I can love how I like If I want it）j Whatever ke

33、eps me high. ?见鬼Oh, shit.我 ♥操♥Fuck.你给我的感觉真棒You feel so good.喜欢我的小妹妹吗？ 喜欢Do you like my pussy? - Yeah.喜欢它挤压你小♥弟♥弟♥的感觉吗?You like how it squeezes your cock?该死我要高♥潮♥了Fuck, Im gonna come so hard.我要高♥潮♥ f 就要高♥潮♥ f !Im gonna come

34、so hard. Im coming! Tm coming!就要高♥潮♥了 ！Im coming! Im coming!最近你让我思考了很多关于未来的事So you got me thinking a lot about my own future lately.是吗？为什么？Oh, yeah? How so?就是让我振作起来开始谋划Just like getting my shit together, starting to plan, you know.好Yeah.那挺好的Thats good.我和丹尼吵过架之后就一直在我朋友家住Ive been crashin

35、g at my boys place ever since the fight with Danny. 他提过被捕的事情吗？Did he say anything about the arrest?没有他给我发短♥信♥说我应该向我表哥道歉No, he texted me some shit about how I owe my cousin an apology, 但去他的-去他的让他见鬼去吧but fuck that. - Fuck that and fuck him.我不能老是住在我朋友家You know, I cant crash at my boys pla

36、ce forever.如果我有自己的房♥子就能做点事情Like if I had my own place, I could make some moves, you know.甚至我哥都要买♥♥♥房 ♥♥子了Even my brother is getting his own spot, you know.好Yeah.我不知道就是I dont know； just.你觉得你能借我点钱吗？You think you could lend me some money?我会尽快还你Fil pay it back,

37、ASAP.我就是我需要启动资金然后I just- I need a jumpstart, and then.我知道我有这个能力很快就能成为像你这样的百万富翁I know I have it in me to be a millionaire like you in no time.你说得好像我的成就很容易达成Well, you make it sound like what I achieved was easy.Relax? Thanks, Michael. How am I supposed to relax?他们发现我非法跨越州界严重盗窃袭击他人我完蛋了They got me cross

38、ing state lines, grand larceny, assault. Tm fucked.伙计我完蛋了Im fucked, dude.-是你表弟Its your cousin.别表现得太热情我想让他难受一下Dont be all welcoming and shit. I want him to feel bad.嗨好久不见兄弟你的无檐小便帽真不错Yo, long time, man. Sick beanie, bro.去你的Fuck you.好吧嗨丹尼Okay. - Hey, Danny.进来吧很高兴见到你Come on in. Nice to see you.我要替咱俩坐牢去了

39、你就带来了这个？Im going to prison for the both of us, and thats what you brought?莎莉重油蛋糕？我Sara Lee pound cake? -1我就是顺路买♥♥ 了I just made a quick stop.随便吧去切一下Whatever. Cut the shit up.要厚切的微波炉热15秒Thick slices. Put it in the microwave for 15 seconds.好吧搞什Okay. What the.?你觉得这里面有麹质吗？ 全都是获质You think th

40、eres gluten in here? The whole fucking thing is gluten.嘿其实Hey, you know,我试过和警♥察♥解释不全是你的错I tried to tell the cops it wasnt all you,但他们不相信我but they wouldnt believe me.是吗？你跟警♥察♥说了 ？ 是的就说Yeah? You told the cops? -1 did. Like他们知道卡车和公♥司♥在你名下所以就They knew the truck

41、and business were under your name, so its like.不我只是说No, Im just saying, like-我想说我也可以成功Im saying I could do it too.好的Okay.你现在觉得我不行吗？What, like, now you dont think so?保罗成功不仅仅需要好的意愿Well, Paul, it just takes a lot more than good intentions.我累死累活干了很多年I have busted my ass for years.我牺牲了我的幸福牺牲了我家人的幸福这Ive s

42、acrificed my well-being, the well-being of my family. It-不可能一夜之间就成为百万富翁的Its not millionaire in no time.如果你不想给我钱直说就行If you dont want to give me the money, just say so.不必像夕表♥子♥一样扯些有的没的老天爷You don*t have to be a bitch about it. Jesus Christ.你该走了You should leave.我是认真的给我滚出去Im dead serious. G

43、et the fuck out.没问题Word.没人能在我家叫我姨♥子♥滚出去Nobody calls me a bitch in my home. Get out.工作不是你生活一团糟的原因You know, works not the reason your lifes a fucking mess.嘿娜奥米Hey, Naomi.我看到乔治的帖子了真可爱I saw Georges post. So cute.你们在奥哈伊做什么呢？-我准备现在开车去那边What are you guys doing in Ojai? - Fm about to drive the

44、re now.家里需要处理一些问题所以他就用居家度假给了我惊喜Were having some work done on the house, so he surprised me with the staycation.他真体贴Hes so thoughtful.我丈夫从来不会做这种事My husband never does stuff like that.是啊乔治他他很特别Yeah, George is- Hes pretty special.对不起我嗓子有点不舒服没关系Sorry, theres a tickle in my throat. - No worries.嘿帮我个小忙Hey

45、, so small favor,我刚刚被提名为卡拉巴萨斯型格明年的值得关注人物I just got nominated for next years People to Watch in Calabasas Style, 我希望你能写一封推荐信and I was hoping that you could write a recommendation letter- 抱歉刚才那句我没听到你能再说一遍吗？Im sorry, I didnt hear that. Can you say that again?没关系我是说我被提名为明年的值得关注人物Oh, no worries. I was saying that Fm up for next years People to Watch, and- 娜奥米其实我有一些工作要做You know what, Naomi? I have some work to do.我随后再打给你好吗？Can 1 call you back later?没问题随时给我回电♥话♥Sure. Sure, yeah. Call me back whenever.你好H