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1、这是常有的事It happens.你今天怎么样？-很不错Hows your day going? - Really great.你怎么样？ 好极了Hows yours? - Fantastic.好得不能再好了Fantastics, uh, fantastic.是啊你这周末准备去哪里玩？Sure is. You up to anything fun this weekend?没什么大的安排就和老婆在一起待着Just taking it easy, hanging out with the missus.不错你呢？有什么计划？Nice. - How about you? Doing anythin

2、g?和你一样兄弟只不过没有老婆Same； brother. Oh, except no missus.这也许是个好事是啊That might be a good thing. - Yeah.汤普森牌的水封剂怎么样？How is that Thompsons WaterSeal?真挺不错的是我们的畅销产品之一Its really good. Itrs like one of our popular ones.不错好了Nice. - All right.这是你的收据谢谢Heres your receipt. - Thanks.祝你有美好的一天Have a nice day.只是退个货Just ma

3、king a return.都还好吧？Everything okay?是的我就是改主意了Yeah, just changed my mind.这些日本烤肉架已经是你第三次买♥♥完又退了This is the third time youve bought and returned these hibachi grills.是啊就是用木炭款还是汽油款的问题Yeah, you know, just charcoal versus gas.很难决定下来It*s hard to decide.我看你又要退一氧化碳探测器？What?日语“我很遗憾的意思对吧？That mean

4、s Im sorry in Japanese, right?真棒Cool.谢谢Thanks.我喜欢这个地方Love the space.感谢你这么说亲爰的Oh. Appreciate you, Mama.如果有什么疑问就告诉我们好吗？Let us know if you have any questions, okay?老天啊你是艾米刘Oh, my God. Amy Lau.我们能合个影吗？Could we get a photo together?当然可以Of course.我来拍I got it.多年来我一直从网上购买♥♥你们的植物 Ive been buyin

5、g your plants online for years.我就是觉得应该来店里看看I just thought I should stop by the store.这太棒了Oh, I love that.-我读了你在卡拉巴萨斯型格上的采访I read your interview in Calabasas Style我是想说and I just wanna say我真的很仰慕你还有你生活的方式I really look up to you and how you live your life.谢谢Thank you.我不知道你是怎么做到这些的I dont know how you kee

6、p it all together.是啊然后他就开走了我基本上都挺冷静的Yeah, so he drove off and I pretty much just played it cool. 他算是运气好我也可能对他发狂的Hes lucky though * cause I wouldVe gone nuts on him.我确实记下了他的车牌号♥I did get his license plate.现在头脑发热的司机挺多的Lot of crazy drivers these days.是啊确实如你所说Yeah, yeah, I hear you.好了All right.行了

7、弄好了Okay. - There she is.对了我用了自己的勾缝剂勾缝很简单的I put in my own grout by the way. Groutrs easy.好没问题Okay, cool.看起来不错那就Yeah, it looks great, so-嗨伙计我上次问的事你有推荐我去的地方吗？Hey, bud, do you happen to have those referrals I was asking about? 你还记得我短♥信♥问你的事吧？-记得Remember I texted you about those? - Yeah. Um

8、 我四处问过了You know, I asked around我所有的朋友都有杂工了and all my friends have a handyman so-承包商Contractor.我是个承包商Im a contractor.是啊对肯定的Yeah, yeah. Of course, yeah, totally. Totally. Um.对了你如果认识哪个不错的林木修剪师By the way, ifyou know of a good tree trimmer, 跟我说一声因为我一直想把那些杂乱的树枝砍掉 let me know, rcause Ive been meaning to cu

9、t these bad boys. 我就能做I could do it.那你不得有个相关证书吗？I mean, don*t you need like a certification or something?怎么你还想找个尖叫网五星好评的人？What, are you gonna get a guy with, like, five stars on Yelp?那些点评都是假的Those reviews are fake, man.完全是伪造的Theyre totally fake.我明天可以找点人过来六百美元Look, Fil come back tomorrow with some du

10、des, 600 bucks.要是能搞定当然不错It would be nice to get it done. Um.550怎么样？Five-fifty?行吧My guy.完全是看在你的份上好的明天见Only cause its you. - All right. See you tomorrow.可以-好没问题就这样Great. - Okay, great. Yep.你把他开掉了吗？Did you fire him yet?没有他要修剪树枝No. He*s trimming the trees.好吧这之后你一定要开了他他太烦人了Okay, you have to fire him afte

11、r that. Hes so annoying.我明白他确实烦人I know. I know, he really is.多完美Ifs perfect.就像你一样Just like you.能给我拿来你其他的画吗？Can you go get me your other paintings?好的Okay.她需要一个真正的艺术老师She needs a real art teacher.你父亲总是说天赋不重要重要的是品位Your father always said its not about talent, it*s about taste.是啊我知道你的意思妈妈Yeah, I know wh

12、at you mean, Mom.两位我不想让小琼有那么大压力好吗？Guys, I dont wanna put pressure on Junie, okay?画画能帮她缓解焦虑她现在就不抠皮肤了I mean, painting helps with her anxiety and she just stopped picking her skin, so. 但富美你知道的我们一向很感激你的建议But you know, we always appreciate your advice, Fumi.还要特别谢谢你明天帮忙看孩子And thank you so much for babysit

13、ting tomorrow.奶奶就应该照看孙女A grandmother should spend time with her grandchild.是啊明天会是很重要的日子Yeah, and tomorrows gonna be a really big day因为乔丹终于邀请我们去她家做客了because Jordan has finally invited us to her home.妈妈为了这单生意艾米真的煞费苦心Amy has been working so hard on this sale, Mom.克友绿植也许能够遍布全国的每一家福斯特Koyohaus could be in

14、 every Forsters all over the country.她应该把店铺搬到罗迪欧大道上才对去What she should do is move her store to Rodeo Drive.我会考虑的一嘿Ooh. Til look into that. - Hey.即使一切都失败了Even if it all falls through,我们这里该有的都有是吧两位？we have everything we need right here, right, guys?乔治-小乔治啊George. - Joji.你需要重新装♥修♥一下整个房&hea

15、rts;子Your whole house needs a remodel.好吧是你想让小琼Right, and, you know, you*re the one who wanted Junie参加那些正念课程和有机园艺游戏班的所以in all those mindfulness classes and organic gardening playgroups, so. 小琼能以最真实的自我茁壮成长这才最重要All that matters is that June thrives as her truest self.茁壮成长都是要钱的我的妹妹吃饭声音很大Well, no one thr

16、ives for free, so- - My sister was a loud eater.说起来三年前And you know, three years ago.她丈夫被一辆火车撞了her husband was struck by a train.听到这个消息我很难过Im so sorry to hear that.（登录比特币基地）（保罗的钱包我去Oh, shit.嘿丹！Yo,D!大男孩你怎么样？Whats up, big boy?你好啊Yo.老天啊好性感Oh, my God. - So sexy.你好伙计很高兴见到你Oh! - Whats up, man? Good to see

17、you.很高兴见到你老天好性感Good to see you. Oh, my God. Dude, so sexy, man.谢谢真的你看起来真养眼Thank you. - Come on, man. You look so good.你气色不错You look good.你在健身吗？-练了练Have you been working out? - Little bit.小姐来两份牛骨汤Miss, two ox bone soups.你好伙计你好表弟Whats up? - Whatrs up, coz?你怎么样？看起来很健康How you doing? You look healthy.出狱三

18、个月了Three months out of jail.太感谢那些菲律宾人了Thank God for the fucking Filipinos.他们在里面罩着我-好They had my back in there. - Yeah.你怎么样？过得怎么样？What about you, man? Whats going on?还可以挺忙的Um, its good. Yeah, its good. Its busy.忙点好-是啊Busys good. - Yeah.我父母过得My folks are having a-他们这段时间挺艰难的但You know, having a rough ti

19、me but,是啊自从汽车旅馆那件事后Yeah, since the motel.我觉得都是因为我他们才困在韩国回不来I feel like theyre stuck in Korea cause of me.挺难受的好了Kind of shitty. - All right.就像我和警♥察♥说的那样你没做错什么Like I told the cops, you didnt do anything wrong. 我没做错什么我只是中介好吧？I didnt do anything wrong. I was just the middle man, okay? 谁知道婴

20、儿奶粉还能作假？Who knew you could counterfeit baby formula?我不知道没人知道对吧？I didnt know. No one knew that, right?没错没人知道所以我是说Yeah, totally, no one knew that, so I mean-你重振旗鼓了Youre back up on your feet.这挺好的我们都为你开心Its all good. We love that.都挺好大家都不错Ifs all good. Everybodys good.是吗?-是啊Yeah? - Yeah.好吧我就是需要点钱All righ

21、t, man, I just need a little money.小姐这边！Miss, over here!是我不对My bad. My bad.你能先让我喝点泡菜汁润润嗓子再Can you lube my pussy with kimchi juice before you?我会还你汤还没上来呢我刚坐下PH pay you back. - Therefs no soup. I just fucking sat down.我们都没吃上饭呢！我们能先吃个饭再We havent even eaten yet! Can we eat before you-?艾萨克好吧对不起我的错Isaac. O

22、kay. Im sorry. My bad.首先我道歉不该嚷起来Sorry for yelling, first of all.我得改改脾气I need to work on that. Um.我会给你钱Im gonna give you the money.我对汽车旅馆那事很愧疚所以准备给你两万美元I feel bad about the motel, so Im gonna give you 20K.我只想问问你Im just asking you, 我们能不能好好吃顿饭？is there any way we can enjoy this meal?当然可以Dude, yes.嗨干杯吧-

23、谢谢Hey, cheers, please. - Thank you.（存入两万美元到丹尼的钱包）（丹尼的钱包）好的行了Okay, here we go.我等不及把店铺卖♥♥掉就可以在家陪琼了I cant wait to cash out and just stay home with June.记住你要是觉得嗨过头了有我当你的后盾Remember, if you have a bad trip, Im here for you.为了提高创造力我一直在小剂量服用Ive been microdosing to up my creativity.没事的It*s fine

24、.这顿蘑菇晚餐只是一种达到目的的手段This mushroom dinner is just a means to an end.对于乔丹这种人来说拥有一个零售帝国还不够Its not enough for people like Jordan to own a retail empire, 他们需要面见上帝 they need to see God.保罗麦卡特尼在某次体验中见到了上帝Paul McCartney once saw God on a trip他说上帝看起来像一面巨大的墙and said that God looked like a massive wall.进去了可别说这些傻话

25、Say shit like that inside.嗨对了Hey, by the way,如果今晚我去往圣地了就让我一个人去好吧？if I go to a spiritual place tonight, just let me go alone, okay?等下什么？Wait. What?你们听到了吗？You hear that?乌鸦喜欢我Crows love me.看到了吗？See?没问题的No problemo.加油啊丹尼Come on, Danny.你可以的丹尼Come on, Danny.我♥操♥ !Fuck!该死Oh, fuck.老天爷啊Oh, my G

26、od.该死！Holy shit!午饭我请客各位Lunch is on me, guys.丹尼我们能和你说句话吗？Danny, can we talk to you for a minute?赶紧开了他Just fire him.反正这房♥子丑到家了Its an ugly-ass house anyway.喂你去哪里？上车Yo. Where you going? Get in the car.我朋友来接我My boys picking me up.保罗快上车.他家离这里超级近Dude, just get in the car, Paul. - He lives super clos

27、e.好吧All right.是保罗点的优步吧？Uber for Paul?蘑菇是各种生态系统的基石Mushrooms are the cornerstone of every ecosystem.作为福斯特集团的首席执行官So as CEO of the Forsters Corporation,我很高兴地宣布我们已经与一些非营利组织合作I am happy to announce that weve partnered with a few nonprofits携手探索真菌的效用in the exploration of fungal utility.医药Medicine.这是什么鬼东西？W

28、hat the hell is that?宝贝这是个蘑菇披萨Babe, its a mushroom pizza.乔治这就是普通的蘑菇George, they*re normal mushrooms.这也太傻了This is so stupid.就像我父亲曾经说过的“哪种蘑菇你都可以尝一次”As my father used to say, You can eat any mushroom once.嗨不好意思嗨我们开餐之前Hi. Sorry. Hi. Before we dig in,我需要占用大家一点时间向我们鼓舞人心的东道主敬一杯I just need to take a moment

29、to say a toast to our inspiring host,那就是我的嫂子乔丹娜福斯特my sister-in-law Jordana Forster.我还记得你第一次带我去觅食I remember the first time you took me foraging.我们当时正在访问我的祖国We were visiting my motherland.这里是布里安娜金斯利房♥地♥产♥Youve reached Brianna Kinsley Realty.请留言Please leave a message.（待售布里安娜,金斯利房&h

30、earts;地♥产♥）你好我是丹尼周我来电想问下山顶大道的房♥产Hi, this is Danny Cho. Tm calling about the Summit Drive property.我经营着一家非常成功的住♥宅♥建筑公♥司♥I run a very successful residential construction company我真心想买♥♥下这处房&hearts产and Im very serious about buying.请给我回电&hear

31、ts;话♥非常感谢So please call me back. Thank you so much.你好还是丹尼,周的来电Hi, this is Danny Cho again.我刚才打过电♥话♥询问山顶大道的房&hearts产I just called about the Summit Drive property.我不确定这个号♥码是不是座机以防万一我留个自己的电♥话♥I wasnt sure if this is a landline. Heres my number just in case.818-

32、555-4181.你好又是丹尼的来电Hi, Danny again.我还有钱I also have money.首♥付♥款的钱我忘记说我有钱For the down payment. I forgot to mention that. I have money.请给我回电♥话♥Please call me back.（丹尼的钱包见鬼Fuck.总会出问题搞什么？Theres always something. What the fuck?你从没提过你和中井春树的儿子是夫妻You never mentioned you were marrie

33、d to Haru Nakais son.为什么呢？-我不知道你是他的粉丝Hello? - Well, I didnt know you were a fan.我是-你猜怎么着？Yes. - You know what?你应该参加明天的画廊开幕式You should come to this gallery opening tomorrow night.乔治要出借他父亲的一件作品George is loaning one of his fathers pieces.真的吗？我非常愿意Really? I would love that.我们家的其他人都不懂文化Nobody else in my

34、family understands culture.所以福斯特家族陷在过去无法自拔Thats why Forsters has been stuck in the past.所以需要你发挥作用Thats why youre here.I see you returned the carbon monoxide detector again? 你们不是无理由退货吗？I thought you guys had a no-questions-asked policy.我不是在提出疑问只是陈述了下事实Im not asking a question. It*s a statement.好吧Okay

35、.你有收据吗？You got a receipt?有的Yeah.我肯定带了I got it somewhere.如果哪位顾客要退货If youre making a return,请一定准备好收据please be sure to have your receipts ready.快点吧Oh, come on.那我不退了好吧？Fil just keep them, then, yeah?你真是帮了大忙Super helpful.总是他妈的办不成事Always fucking something.总是遇到问题Theres always something.怎么了？What? What?你怎么回怎

36、么了？What is your prob-? What?去你♥妈♥的 ♥Fuck this.（福斯特购物中心你去哪里了 ？Where you at? Where you at?看到你了Got you.你♥他♥妈♥的要干嘛？What the fuck, man?觉得我追不到你？我♥操♥改变这一切To change that.瞧见没？我喜欢你See? I like you.你有一种沉静的、类似禅宗的气质You have this serene Zen Buddhist thing goi

37、ng on.我只是做自己Well, you know, just doing me.请慢用Here you are.非常感谢谢谢谢谢Thanks very much. Thanks. - Thank you.听好我邀请你过来显然不只是为了吃这种奇怪的东西Listen, obviously I didnt invite you here just to eat weird shit. 我根本就不喜欢蘑菇I dont even like mushrooms.除了那种有致幻效果的Except for the magic kind. - Mm-hm.我们正在拟定一份报价There*s an offer

38、 being drawn up.明天投资条件书就会发给你Expect a term sheet tomorrow.老天啊Oh, my God.乔丹娜太谢谢你了Thank you so much, Jordan.我等不及看到你对克友绿植的改造了I cant wait to see what you do with Koyohaus.好吧肯定要先花几周时间摸清情况Okay, therell be a few weeks of due diligence.最多几个月A couple of months, max.好的当然我们绝对没有黑幕Yeah, of course. No skeletons he

39、re.很好Good.别搞砸Don*t fuck this up.因为你我都明白我可以直接去中国Cause you and I both know I could just go to China花更少的钱仿制and copy your shit for less.是的还是把工作留在美国对不对？Yeah. I mean, lets keep the jobs in America, right?完全没错Totally.干杯Cheers.（路怒!求助!我的监控就拍到这些请帮帮我!）（一两个司机谁都没看到？ 是的!）谢天谢地Oh, thank God.（错误）搞什么？What the fuck?妈妈

40、！Mommy!嘿Hey.嘿这只是个噩梦甜心好吗？Hey, hey. Hey, it was just a bad dream, sweetie, okay?你可以继续睡妈妈在这里You can go back to sleep. Mamas here.如果还做噩梦怎么办？What if the nightmare comes back?那么Well, um.我每次做噩梦就会想想快乐的时刻you know, whenever I have a bad dream, I just think of a happy time. 是吗？You do?是啊Yeah.小琼其实我想的就是和你在一起的快乐时刻

41、In fact, I think of a happy time with you, Junie.我会回忆你出生的那天I think about the day you were born.很长一段时间里你都在妈妈的肚子里慢慢长大You know, for the longest time you were growing inside of Mamas belly. 然后突然间啪叽一下And then all of a sudden, poof.你就出来了和我对视You were right there, looking back at me.然后最不敢让人相信的是And then the

42、crazy part was.你当时和现在一样you were already you.我记得医院的床I remember the hospital bed.我记得I remember the.你小脸上裹着的毯子the blanket around your little face.当时是凌晨四点整个城市万籁俱寂It was 4:00 a.m. and the whole city was silent.没有会议No meetings.没有电子邮件No e-mails.不用戴着面具No pretending.仅仅是你和我It was just you and me.天地万物一片祥和And th

43、ere was nothing wrong anywhere in the entire universe.真希望我们可以永远待在那个瞬间I wish we couldrve stayed there.没人理解我Nobody understands.去你的Fuck you.你根本不知道You dont even know.我死之后你就明白了And when Im dead, you will see.你就他妈的明白了You will fucking see.“确保高浓度的一氧化碳To ensure high CO levels,（最不痛苦的自杀方式）等待木炭火盆触发烟雾报♥警&h

44、earts;器我就是这么做的 wait for hibachis to set off the detector. I did that.不还不是时候No, this is not it.见鬼Fuck.老天原来收据一直在这里Jesus, its been there the whole time.（福斯特）（加州车牌查找）（注册人支付79美元99美分）该死的家伙This fucking guy.（查看完整报告）你得来抓我！You gotta catch me!嗨亲爱的我们还有9伏的电池吗？Hey, sweetheart, do we have any nine-volt batteries?我

45、觉得没有了怎么了？Uh, I don*t think so. Why?我就是觉得有些电池该换了Uh, I just think we need to replace some.哪里的？Uh, in what?我过会儿看看PH take a look later.保险柜的？I think in the safe?你为什么要打开保险柜？Why were you opening the safe?我一直在看友邻软件里的帖子Uh, well, you know, Ive been seeing all these Nextdoor posts外面有不少疯子and people are fricking crazy out there.我把密♥马♥改了Well, I changed the combo.或许Oh. Well, maybe-你不觉得我也应该知道