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1、纽约市政♥府♥对约翰奥特的起诉-City of New York vs. John Ott.奥特先生被控酗酒和扰乱治安Mr. Ott is charged with drunk and disorderly conduct.法官阁下被告闯入百老汇主题变装秀-Your Honor, the defendant entered the Broadway-themed跳上舞台脱掉他的衣服然后穿着drag show, jumped on stage, removed his clothes, and then made off约瑟夫的彩色梦幻大衣逃离with Josephi

2、nes Technicolor Dreamcoat.Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 是一一台百老汇的经典音乐剧 法官阁下这种行为不是我委托人的一般行为模式-Your Honor, this behavior is not typical for my client.他只是在庆祝一个持续多年的He had a few too many Sondheim Slings科技项目完成的时候while celebrating the conclusion of a tech project多喝了几杯桑德海姆司令(Sondheim Slings)t

3、hat was years in the making.译者：没听过这种酒，看名字不知是否捏他的Singapore Sling至于“服装”问题As far as the wardrobe malfunction,很多人说裸体很有品味以及情怀的一部分many said that the nudity was tasteful and integral to the plot.请求案件驳回Case dismissed.辩方还有品格证人法官阁下-The defense has a character witness, Your Honor.品格证人一般是对被告很熟悉的人，为了证明被告在正常情况下品行

4、良好，以作为裁量的参考-布洛克加利文好的嗯加利文先生-Brock Gallivan. -Okay, um, Mr. Gallivan,能请你上前来吗？can you please approach the bench?你们两个是同事吗？I understand that you two work together?额约翰是我应用程序的程序员法官阁下Uh, Johns a coder for my app, Your Honor.这款应用会彻底改变我们寻求爱情的方式An app thats gonna completely change the way that we fall in love.

5、你知道每个人都在寻求对自己特殊的人I want to say finding a gas station.这都不是它的用处Thats not even what it does.谁管这个？-Who cares?你不是要投资某个产品You*re not investing in the product,而是要投资某个人youre investing in the man.没错听着Yeah, look.甚至都没人尝过山德士上校的腌鸡腿肉Nobody had even tasted Colonel Sanders1 spicy thighs, 山德士上校，肯德基爷爷不解释 他们就直接砸钱给他了and

6、 they*d be just throwing money at him.他们只知道他是个有着All they knew was that he was a twisted war vet无尽杀鸡欲望的别扭退伍老兵with an insatiable desire to murder chickens.我们对布洛克知之甚少-We know even less about Brock.比如说假如他不做回收利用呢嗯哼？I mean, what if he doesnt recycle, huh?又比如画一只带着六个鼻环的海豚I mean, picture a dolphin with a six

7、-pack ring around his nose. 布洛克就这么做了Brock did that.嗯我们知道他足够优秀到做为-Well, we know hes good enough to be one half下一对伟大情侣中的一位of the next great power couple.你们两个已经谈过了？-Have you two even had a conversation?没有-No.我们也没有就着烛光从内战前线We also haven*t written each other letters by candlelight 给对方写过信from the front li

8、nes of the Civil War.所以你想表达什么老爷爷？Whats your point, grandpa?很好所以奥利维亚加入了-Alright, so, Olivias in.尼尔我想你会随大流的吧Neil, I take it youll do what everybody else does.我也是有自己的想法的尼尔也加入了-I have a mind of my own. -So Neils in.别闹了你们这帮人不需要跟着布洛克的-Come on, you guys dont need Brock.我是说尤其是你古尔斯I mean, especially you, Gur

9、gs.平时就数你最有主见了-You have all your own ideas.用这个应用上赚的钱With the money she makes from this app,你可以投资开♥发♥你自己的应用you can invest in your own amazing app,就是我说可以用来找加油站的那个which I want to say finds gas stations.座椅币是用来租椅子的-ChairBNB rents chairs.没错我改名字了Thats right, I changed the name,并且根据我所作的陈述and by

10、 being present for the thing I just said,你已经丧失了对这个名字的所有权并且不能就此对我进行诉讼you forfeit all rights to the name and cannot sue me,座椅币有限责任公♥司♥及其母公♥司♥古尔斯公♥司 ♥ChairBNB LLC, its parent company GurgsCo,或其他下属子公♥司♥or any of its subsidiaries therein.所以艾比最后给你次加入

11、菲尔丁集团的机会-So, Abby, your last chance to join the Fielding Group.我拒绝而而且我会告诉你为什么-Absolutely not, and - and Im gonna tell you why.额Uh.就因为钱不是吗？Because money, right?我是说有谁在意钱？有谁在意？I mean, who needs it? Who needs it?没错我就这么说的Thats right. I said it.我的意思是冒这么大险是为了什么？I mean, all that risk and for what?就就为了这些花纸片？

12、This This jerk paper?我想说的是我们花了大量时间和精力I mean, we spend so much time and energy就为了获得这些东西trying to get this stuff.这简直是疯了Ifs insanity.在我去拿胶带的时候你们就Im gonna leave that there for you all to consider看着这些好好想想吧as I go get some tape,因为毁坏货币是违反联邦法律的because destroying money is a federal offense.好了这到底是怎么回事？-Alrigh

13、t, what the helfs going on?上次见你这么激动I havent seen you this worked up还是他们提早下架三叶草奶昔的时候since they pulled the Shamrock Shake early.那应该整个三月都供应的！-It should be all of March!你必须要相信我Sighs You just have to trust me.投资布洛克的应用是个糟糕的主意Investing in Brocks app is a bad idea.其他的我就不能说了I cant say anything else about it.

14、好吧幸运的是你不必说出来-Well, luckily you don*t have to,因为我是揣摩人心的大♥师♥because Im a master at reading people,而你这人总是把想法都写在脸上and youre a master at having absolutely no poker face.我也是能喜怒不形于色的-I have a poker face.我只是不对你用而已I just havent showed it to you yet.好吧那么坐下说-Alright, then. Have a seat.现在我要问你一系列的问

15、题Now, I am going to ask you a series of questions. 你所要作的就是回答“不是“没有“All you need to do is respond no.明白了吗？Do you understand?没有非常好-No. -Perfect.那我们开始吧Now we can start.-是和布洛克有关吗？-不是Is this about Brock? -No.哦！那绝对是有关了-Oh! Thafs a big yes.那我们就这再问的深入点Make me work a little bit here.他是个罪犯吗？-不是-Is he a crimin

16、al? -No.啊哈他犯了什么罪？-A-ha. What kind of criminal is he?-是盗窃吗？ 不是Are we talking theft? -No.诈骗？ 不是-Fraud? -No.吸毒？ 不是-Drugs? -No.你怎么知道是诈骗的？-How did you hear about the fraud?-是警♥察♥告诉你的吗？ 不是Did the police tell you? -No.所以是你不小心读了被密封的文件-So, you accidentally read it in a sealed file.你是怎么做到的？-How

17、did you do that?我需要你说“没有”-Im going to need a no from you.-没有-很好-No. -Perfect.我已经得到了所有我需要的信息很有意思I have everything I need. This was fun.我们应该多交流交流所有的话都由我来说We should have more conversations where I do all the talking.听着我提请了解封布洛克记录的动议-Look, I filed a motion to have Brocks record unsealed,这需要很多时间 但现在既然你知道

18、了which will take forever, but now that you know, 你可以在大家把钱打水漂之前告诉他们you can tell everyone before they throw their money away. 不行-No.我不是很明白你说不行是什么意思-I cant read your nos.-是我理解的“不行”的意思吗？-那可是保密文件Is that a real no. -Ifs a sealed file.我告诉他们的话那可是违法的It would be illegal for me to tell them.另外我已经答应了投资者派对Beside

19、s, I already RSVPd to the investor party.RSVP 请回复(Respondez sil vous plait),法语缩写没有着装说明所以我猜是得体的休闲装即可Attire wasnt specified, so Im assuming HMountain Dew casual. 等等你还要继续投资-Wait, youre still going to invest, 即使你知道那家伙之前诈骗过别人？even though you know the guy ripped people off?嘿你知道吗？对我来说这个险值得冒-Hey, you know w

20、hat? Its worth the risk for me.你知道的在这你没有太多机会You dont get a whole lot of billion-dollar ideas能见到价值十亿美元的创意的coming through here, you know.但是你不是只拿着自己钱在冒险-But youre not just risking your own money.你把其他人的钱也置于风险里Youre risking everyone elses.你太自私了 -哦我吗？Youre being selfish. -Oh, am I?或者我才是那个无私的人Or maybe Im b

21、eing selfless, 想着布洛克也许改变了thinking that Brock may have changed,应该再给他一次机会that he deserves a second chance, 还有你之前说过的那些有的没的and all the other nonsense that you talk about.你都不相信我说的那些-You dont believe the nonsense I talk about.是啊是啊我不信-No. No, I dont.但我相信总有一天But I do believe that one day, 在我活着的时候我能变得超有钱I co

22、uld be so rich that I will never die.你们要好好的表现-I want you to be on your best behavior.当你们和这些投资人同处一室时When youre in this room with all these investors, 你就是代表着菲尔丁集团youre representing the Fielding Group.那是个滑梯？-Is that a slide?那还真是和他最般配的东西-Thats actually the best case scenario with him.我要去向布洛克介绍下我自己-I hav

23、e to go introduce myself to Brock.我很快就会变成这派对的半个主人了PH be co-hosting this party soon.嘿！用下杯托Hey! Use a coaster.这又不是动物园This isnrt a zoo.好了丹是搞钱的时间了-Alright, Dan, time to make some money.为什么你穿的像个哑剧演员？-Why are you dressed like a mime?因为我想-Because Im thinking.跳出舒适圈outside the box.因为我来这不止是要投资布洛克的创意Cause Im n

24、ot just here to invest in Brocks ideas.我还要推销我自己Im pitching my own.那么如果你不介意的话Now, if youll excuse me,我要去钓几个鲸鱼级投资者了Im going to attract some whales.额伙计帮我个忙-Uh, buddy, do me a favor.把这一堆弄成一个真正的汉堡Mash a bunch of these up into one real hamburger.哦我就觉得今晚我可能在这见到你Oh. I thought I might see you here tonight.是因

25、为你刚才大厅里看见我-Is it because you just saw me in the lobby一就赶紧关上了电梯门吗？ 听着如果你来这and wouldnt hold the elevator? -Listen, if youre here to try还是为了劝我退出的话那就省省吧to talk me out of this, forget it.-那没用的-也不全是为了这个Its not gonna work. -Not at all.我只是来这向各位Im just here to introduce介绍我的朋友艾丝特的everyone to my new friend Est

26、her.她是布洛克第一个应用骗局的受害者She was a victim of Brocks first app scam,虽然因为规定我不能说and while I can*t talk about it,但她可是想说什么就说什么shes free to say anything she wants.好吧要吓走菲尔丁集团的大人物们-Well, its gonna take more than that to scare可没那么简单off the big minds of the Fielding Group.兄弟们救命啊！-Guys, help!我在滑梯里卡住了！Im stuck in th

27、e slide!把你的脚抬起来就行见鬼！-Just pick up your feet, man!哇哦这是个有趣的问题-Wow. That is an interesting question.译者:以下尬聊翻的尴尬不已一年后的我会是怎么样的？Where do I see myself a year from now?对不起你在和我说话吗？-Im sorry, are you talking to me?是啊我想我得说我已经能看到我们-Well, I guess Id have to say that I see us以我们俩名义成立慈善基金会的情景了starting out own char

28、itable foundation in both of our names.可能是和哦我也说不好可能和学校有关It11! be something to do with, oh, I dont know, schools.你知道吗我想我看到我朋友在滑梯顶上-You know, I think I see my friend at the top of the slide.我觉得.,我想我应该去打声招呼I should - I should probably go say hi.哦提醒他小心点-Oh, tell him to be careful.我刚看见个很酷的人被卡在那里了I saw a

29、cool guy get stuck up there earlier.没错这是个陷阱！-Yeah. Itrs a trap!哦-Oh.阿克巴上将Admiral Ackbar.阿克巴上将，星球大战系列人物，蒙卡拉马里人，义军同盟舰队指挥官率领义军同盟主力舰队参加恩多战役并取得胜利，”出s a trap!”是其经典台词 对不起我差点没认出你Im sorry, I almost didnt recognize you.你知道吗？为什么不让我去酒吧You know what? Why dont I grab us a couple拿几瓶蓝奶呢？blue milks from the ol Canti

30、na?蓝奶，一种星球大战系列中出现的虚构饮品，产自巨型动物班萨你觉得怎么样？What do you say?这正是我想要的-You read my mind.我毕竟是个绝地武士-Pm a Jedi after all.星球大战中原力的应用之一，可以影响对方的心智哦！-Oh!他说的是什么鬼话？What the hell is he talking about?那些都是星球大战里的台词-Those are Star Wars references.星球大战他是个技术宅-Star Wars. -Hes a nerd.搞技术的都是宅男Tech guys were indoor kids.和恩多之子An

31、d Endor kids.恩多，星球大战中虚构的星球，死星二号♥在此处建造 达斯维达和帕尔帕廷皇帝也葬身于此那是另一个星球大战台词Thats another Star Wars* reference.但他对此很感兴趣？-嗯嗯嗯-But hell laugh at that? -Mm-hmm.和我详细说说-Give me more.告诉我所有这些什么星球战争布偶奇遇记之类的东西Tell me all about the Star Battles, Fraggle Rocks.就算是你失身给它们If it contributed to your virginity,我也要知道I wa

32、nt to know about it.让我和你说说椅子币-Let me tell you about ChairBNB.看见那个空椅子了吗？我就没有You see this empty chair? I dont.我看见的是你的新特斯拉I see your new Tesla.我看见的是你的第二任妻子I see your second wife.我看见的是你的一堆古董娃娃I see you with a bunch of antique dolls.等等为什么那都是你的东西？Wait, why is that your thing?我已经和你说过了古尔斯你的想法是对的-I got to te

33、ll you； Gurgs, you have the right idea,投资你自己因为你了解自己investing in yourself, because you know yourself.并且没有什么不可告人的过往没错-Theres no secret past. -That*s right.无论我在2004到2006年期间做了什么都是完全合理的Whatever I was doing between the years 2004 and 2006 are perfectly normal我也不想让你浪费时间去调查它们and I wouldnt waste your time lo

34、oking into it.很高兴你告诉我-Good to know.不管怎么说我想介绍你认识个人Anyway, theres someone I really want you to meet她那有个很有趣的投资小故事who has a really interesting investment story.她应该过几分钟就到了She should be here any min-丹你不会指望我相信Dan. -You dont expect me to believe我是第一个叫你”投资人艾丝特”的吧that Im the first person to call you Esther th

35、e Investor?艾丝特你在这啊Esther, there you are.看来已经认识丹了And I see youve met Dan.我刚才在和你这位朋友说-I was just telling my friend Esther here她不能沉湎于过去that she cant dwell on the past.山顶洞人才这么干Thats where the cavemen live.她必须活在未来那都有宇宙飞船了She has to live in the future, where the spaceships are.听丹的描述-And from everything Da

36、ns saying；布洛克的新应用简直是成为有钱人的捷径it sounds like Brocks new app is a rocket ride to Money Town.等等你不会真的想要再给那个之前骗过你的家伙签支票吧？-Wait, youre really gonna write a check to a guy who totally scammed you?丹说闪电不会劈同一个人两次You see, everyone wants to find that special someone,但约会软件让这个过程变的冗长而肤浅but dating apps make the proc

37、ess tedious and superficial.但如果不是这样呢？But what if it wasnt?不好意思这是在辩护？-Im sorry, is this the defense?只要起作用的话-Only if its working.介绍注定的婚姻-Introducing arranged marriage,但是没有元音快使用恩基马基but without the vowels, so nRrngdmrrg.n我的算法♥会♥把你与另一位精确匹配My algorithm pairs you with exactly one person 你完美的伴

38、侣your perfect match.那么我现在开始回答提问I will now answer any questions.不不不这里不是干这个的地方-No, no, no. Thats not how this works.古尔斯？ 好吧我要开始了-Gurgs? -Sure. Fil start us off.你的盈利是基于订阅Are you subscription based还是来自于广♥告♥收入?or will you draw income from advertising?怎么啦你都不看“创智赢家”的吗？What, yall dont watch nS

39、hark Tank?,1创智赢家，是美国广播公♥司♥的一系列发明真人秀节目, 该节目提供给发明创业者展示发明的平台，通过说服5位强势的、 腰缠万贯的富翁们给予他们启动资金，让梦想成真。肃静!-Order!不管Yelp上怎么说这是个正经的法庭This is a real court, no matter what Yelp says.Yelp是一个类似于国内大众点评的网站和应用说到这个如果你对我的辩护满意的话-Speaking of which, if youre satisfied with your defense,之后请给个五星好评哦亲I could use a

40、 five-star review.-Dan said lightning never strikes twice.除了我Except for me.我已经被劈了几十次了Fve been struck dozens of times.我所能说的是欢迎入伙-All I want to say is welcome to the team,而且我觉得and I wouldnt feel bad向你姐妹借钱不是个坏主意about getting that loan from your sister.我的意思是得了吧我们都知道I mean, come on, we know that kid那孩子是考

41、不进大学的is never gonna get into college.好了各位我知道的派对是最酷的-Alright, everyone, I know my party is the coolest,但还是请大家看过来注意听我说but please try and give us your full attention.”去做或者放手没有尝试一说”-Do or do not. There is no try.这句话出自“星球大战:帝国反击战，是尤达大♥师♥(Master Yoda)的名言 意思是要果断做出决定，不要彷徨犹豫不决“星球大战”里的台词“Star Wa

42、rs dialogue.好了投资者们都准备好赚的盆满钵满了吗？-Okay, investors, whos ready to live long and profit?是书♥记♥处打来的他们他们解封了布洛克的文件-The Clerks Office - they - they unsealed Brocks file.现在我可以合法的告诉所有人了Im legally allowed to tell anyone.别这么做好了听着我Dont. Alright, look, Til -我会算你一份的Fil give you a seat on the board.你可以

43、做主管零食的副总裁You can become VP of snacks.也就是说你能负责所有的零食That means youre in charge of all the snacks.水果不算Fruit is not a snack.为什么你这么抗拒我揭露这事情？-Why do you keep fighting me on this?因为在我的人生中我已经错过一次这样的机会了-Because opportunities like this have passed me by my entire life.我只是想让这次变得有所不同I just want this to be diffe

44、rent.你不能就这么瞒着他们-You cant keep them in the dark.他们有权知道They deserve to know. Glass clinking 布洛克是个骗子！.that Brocks a fraud!以上讲话不代表-The opinions expressed do not reflect菲尔丁集团的观点those of the Fielding Group.郑重申明通常我不喜欢-For the record, I dont在派对上大吵大闹usually like to make a scene at parties.除非是在神秘的晚宴聚会上发生了谋杀案U

45、nless its a crime scene at a murder mystery dinner party.那真是个好主人Thats just being a good host.听着我只是想避免我朋友的金钱损失Look, I just don*t want my friends to lose their money,所以对不起布洛克但是我必须告诉他们真♥相♥so Im sorry, Brock, but I had to let them know the truth.这是真的-Its true.多年前我犯了诈骗罪我伤害了许多人Years ago, I committed fraud, and I hurt a lot of people.这是我人生中最大的错误It was the biggest mistake of my life,还有一个是我留过脏辫and I once had dreadlocks.这也是为什么一部分今晚来这的人Thats why some of the people that are here tonight是我之前骗过的人are the v