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1、2022年幽默有趣儿童的小笑话大全 英语爆笑的笑话精选 The preacher was vexed1(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集合，聚会) always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined2 he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he aske

2、d the congregation. All who want to go to heaven, please rise. Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering Be seated, the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, All those who want to be with the devil, please rise. Awaking with a start , the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the pre

3、acher standing3 tall and angry in the pulpit(讲道坛), Well, sir, he said, I dont know what were voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it. 牧师特别生气，因为总有一个人在他说教时打瞌睡。 一个星期天，正值坐在前排的那个人又在瞌睡时，牧师确定要好好教化他一下，让他不要再在布道时睡觉。于是他低声对信徒们说：想去天堂的人，都请站起来吧。全部的人都站了起来当然，除了那个打瞌睡的人。在低声说过请坐后，牧师高声喊道：想去下地狱的人

4、请站起来! 打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声惊醒了，他站了起来。看到牧师高站在教坛上，正生气的看着他。这个人说道：噢，先生，我不知道我们在选什么，但看上去只有你和我是候选人。 儿童搞笑的小笑话 The minister announced that he would preach on the subject of liars1 next Sunday. He said, To make preparation for my discourse2(论述，演讲), I hope you all read the seventeenth chapter of Mark. On the following

5、 Sunday, when the minister began to preach, he said: Now, if you have read the seventeenth chapter of Mark as I requested, please raise your hand. Almost everybodys hand went up. Then the minister said: I want to tell you that there is no seventeenth chapter of Mark. 牧师宣布下个礼拜天他布道时要讲说谎者的问题。他说：为了给这次布道

6、做好打算，我希望大家都去看看马可福音的第十七章。 到了下个礼拜天，牧师起先布道时说：假如你们根据我的要求看过马可福音的第十七章，现在举手。几乎每个人都举了手。 牧师就说：我要告知你们，马可福音并没有第17章。 幽默好玩的小笑话 A young couple was on their way to get married1 when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married. St. Peter told

7、 them, he would have to get back to them with an answer. Around 30 days later St. Peter returns and tells the couple that they can get married in heaven2. The young lady then asks St. Peter, If things just dont work out can we get a divorce3 St. Peter looks at her and replies, Lady it took me 30 day

8、s to find a preacher up here do you really think I am going to find a lawyer 一对年轻的夫妇在去结婚的路上出了车祸，双双死去了。于是，他们来到了圣徒彼得面前，妻子问是否她还可以和丈夫结婚，圣徒彼得告知他们，关于这个问题他一有了结果就会回来找他们。差不多30天以后，圣徒彼得回来了，并且告知他们可以在天堂结婚。妻子又问：假如生活的不开心，我们可不行以离婚呢圣徒彼得看着她，回答说：夫人，我花了30天才找到个传教士，莫非你真的希望我再去找个律师吗 第4页 共4页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页