2022年有趣的英语小学生笑话.docx

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1、2022年有趣的英语小学生笑话 儿童的好玩英语小笑话 A lady walked into a hat shop,The shopkeeper smiled said, Good afternoon,madam. Good afternoon,the lady answered.There is a green hat with red flowers and blue laces on it in your window.Will you please take it out of there. Yes madam,the shopkeeper said.I will be very ple

2、ased to do that for you. Do you want it in a box,madam,he asked,or will you wear it Oh I dont want it,she answered.I only wanted you to take it out of your window.I pass your shop every day,and I hate to see the ugly thing there! 绿帽 一天一位女士走进一家帽店。店主微笑着说：下午好，夫人。 下午好，女士回答，橱窗里有一顶绿帽子，上面有红色的花和蓝色的叶子，是否请你把她

3、拿下来。 好的，夫人，店主说，乐意为你效劳。 你是想要把它装在盒子里，夫人他问，还是要戴上它 哦，我不想要它，她回答道，我只是要你把它从橱窗里拿走，我每天都从你店前经过，我厌烦望见那难看的东西在那儿放着。 幼儿英语笑话参考 Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didnt do something about it. So Tom went to hi

4、s doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. Boss, he said, The pill actually worked! Thats all fine said the boss, But where were you yesterd

5、ay汤姆早上老起不来，所以上班总是迟到。他的老板特别生气，警告他假如他不能有所改善的话就炒他的鱿鱼。于是，汤姆去看医生，医生给了他一颗药丸并告知他要在睡觉前服下这颗药。汤姆照医生的话做了，睡得特别之好，事实上，他在早上闹钟响之前就起来了。汤姆镇定自若地吃完早餐，然后兴致勃勃地开车上班去了。 老板，汤姆说，那药真管用，我的睡眠好极了! 是够管用的，老板说，问题是，昨天你人哪去了 幽默的英语笑话 Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history profes

6、sor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year. Hes a good boy, said Jacks father, and if you let him pass this time, Im

7、sure hell improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well. No, no, thats quite impossible, replied the professor immediately. Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didnt know! Please, sir, give him another chance, said Jacks father. You see, Im

8、 afraid we dont take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill. 拿破仑病了 杰克到一所高校去学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他及格。学校让他退学。然而，杰克的父亲确定去见教授，剧烈要求让杰克接着来年的学业。 他是个好孩子，杰克的父亲说：您要是让他这次及格，我信任他明年会有很大进步，学期结束时，他肯定会考好的。 不，不，那不行能，教授立刻回答。你知道吗上个月我问他拿破仑什么时候死的，他都不知道。 先生，请再给他一次机会吧。杰克的父亲说：你不知道，唯恐是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。 第4页 共4页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页