2022年两人英语幽默对话搞笑的短文.docx

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1、2022年两人英语幽默对话搞笑的短文两人英语幽默对话篇一 男:Hello, Im Ben. May I ask you some questions 女:Sure. 男:What is your fathers name 女:Happy! 男:Then, What is your mothers name 女:Smile! 男:Are you joking 女:No! Thats my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff 男:Of course not. 女:Go ahead. 男:OK. Your name is

2、Kidding. Kidding, Im going to start a band. Will you join us 女:Sure, Ben. Id love to be in a band 男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play I heard that you can play piano very well. 女:Piano I dont play an instrument actually. 男:What are you good at 女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics. 男: So do

3、I. Who else do you think can join us 女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one . 男:Really What does he like 女:He prefers quiet music. 男:Good. How about Harry He plays the guitar, doesnt he 女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco . 男:Thats OK. I often go to disco with my friends. 女:You mean w

4、e can play both loud music and quiet music 男:Why not 女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben 男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to. But we have one problem with our band 女:what is it 男:Im not a musician and I cant sing. 女:Are you joking 男:No, thats your sisters name. Just now I was kidding. 女

5、:Well, that makes sense! 两人英语幽默对话篇二 A:what is your name 你叫啥名 B:Hu胡(谐音:谁) A:you你 B:Hu胡 A:Who谁 B:yes, I am是，我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡啊 A:You!你! B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊 A:So tell me about it那就告知我啊 B:Hu!胡! A:You! What is your name! 你!你叫啥名! B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡 A:O哦 两人英语幽默对话篇三 Teacher

6、: Why are you late, Frank Frank : Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign Frank : The one that says School Ahead, Go Slow. 老师: Frank, 说为什么你迟到了. Frank: 因为,因为那个标记. 老师: 神马标记 Frank: 那个写着,前方是学校, 慢行!的标记. 两人英语幽默对话篇四 Teacher: Clyde, your composition on My Dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his Clyde : No sir, its the same dog. 老师: clyde, 你的作文我的狗狗里写的东西和你哥哥写得一模一样. 你是不是抄袭了他的 Clyde: 不是这样的,老师! 我们俩养的是同一只狗狗. 下一页更多搞笑的英语对话短文 第4页 共4页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页第 4 页 共 4 页