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1、输了这场后里土满惨淡的不胜记录继续And with this loss, Richmonds dreary winless streak continues.扎瓦乂入两球也未能反转局面Another two goals for Zava are not enough 纽卡斯尔以4比2痛击灰狗as Newcastle dismantle the Greyhounds 4-2.克里斯球场上显然不乏优秀球员The talent is clearly on the field, Chris.的确阿尔洛It sure is, Arlo.这支球队的症结也许出在教练和战术The problem with t

2、his team might be in the dugout.该死的Damn it!该死Fuck.克里斯自从上个月败给内森谢利和西汉姆联后Chris, since their loss to Nathan Shelley and West Ham last month, 灰狗的表现似乎像石头一样不断下落it seems the Greyhounds have been dropping like a stone.阿尔洛所有物体下落的速度都是一样的除了羽毛Well, all objects drop at the same rate, Arlo. Except feathers.说得好克里斯扎

3、瓦加入球队时是阳光明媚的日子Well said, Chris. When Zava arrived, it was sunny days.但如今若你是里士满球迷But now, if youre a Richmond fan, 那一定感到事事不顺了youve got to feel like nothing is going your way.去你的Boo! Boo!局面进一步恶化Things go from bad to worse 当里士满在周中迎战曼城队 as Richmond welcome Manchester City mid-week.他们的状态不足以终于找到击败天蓝色劲敌的秘密

4、They are not in form to finally crack the code against their sky-blue tormentors 此时他们的排名已滑至第九 as they fall to ninth place.（第1位曼城第9位A.F.C.里:满）我就知道正面思维屁用都没有I knew positive thinking was bullshit!You know, youre kinda like one of them sadistic nature documentarians 不愿放下摄影机that wont put down their camera

5、就算看到一只可怜毫无防御之力可爱受了伤的小猴子even though they see a poor, defenseless, adorable, little, injured monkey 即将被一群鬣狗围攻about to get attacked by a pack of hyenas.好吧行All right. Okay.你们考虑过传统的长传战术吗Have you ever considered an old-school long-ball game?什么长传-那是什么-Oh, what, like route one? - Whats that?一种踢球后前冲的策略A kick

6、-and-rush tactic that can be a viable option在弱队对战强势球队时可行的战术for an overmatched team against a superior opponent.很好就这么办Okay, well, great. Lets do that then.不行他们的中后卫体能太优秀Nah, their center backs are too athletic.-他们会击垮我们-对你们完了-Theyd murder us. - Yeah, youre fucked.（米歇尔）（接到亨利学校的来电亨利出了事痛凌）（我得知更多情况后就打给你）泰德

7、一切可好-Uh. - Everything okay, Ted?亨利今天早上在学校被霸凌Uh, Henry got bullied at school this morning.如果我们现在离开在巴黎乘坐转机航♥班♥If we leave right now and take the connecting flight through Paris, 我们中午就能到堪萨斯we can be in Kansas by noon,那混♥蛋♥的家12点30就会化为灰and that punks house will be in ashes by

8、12:30!不面对霸凌者最好的方式是不理会No, no. Best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them.然后在凌晨4点偷溜进他们家Then you sneak into their house at 4:00 a.m.,基于统计数据which, statistically speaking, 也就是人们自卫防备最弱的时刻is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves. 正确Correct.在他们熟睡时到他们床边And once youre standing over th

9、em, as they sleep in their bed, 你就可以开始揍他们 you start to beat them.用沾了红色漆的粗重绳子With a thick, heavy rope soaked in red paint.一遍遍地鞭打他们直到他们醒来Pummeling them over and over until they wake, 以为油漆是自己的血confusing the paint for their own blood.当他们乞求你停下When they beg you to stop,你要尽可能大声地笑you laugh as loud as you ca

10、n, 时间越长越好 for as long as you can.然后继续鞭打他们And then you start to beat them again.是Yeah.这样的建议我先考虑看看You know, I may just hold off on anything like that但我还是先和米歇尔联络问问详情until I connect with Michelle and just get the details, 看看到底发生了什么see what actually happened.是好的有道理Yeah, all right. Yeah, fair enough.-不过谢谢

11、你-不客气-But thank you. - Pleasure.瑞贝卡你有空吗Rebecca, do you have a moment?当然Of course.我能坐吗May I have a seat?莱斯莉你这么正式我很害怕坐吧Leslie, this formality is really freaking me out. Just sit.问题是球队的方向错了The thing is, the club is going in the wrong direction,我担心这和球员质量无关and I fear that it has little to do with the qua

12、lity of our players.因此如果我们对曼城的结果不好可能就得考虑Therefore, if we dont do well against City, we may have to consider-思考一下是不是要想一想think about thinking about possibly,理论上把重点放在maybe focusing on theoretically,就是说更换球队的经理as it were, changing the manager of our club.你想炒掉泰德You want to fire Ted?刚才那段话哪一部分听起来是我想这么做At wh

13、at point during any of that did it seem like something I wanted to do? 莱斯莉目前这个话题对我来说太沉重了Leslie, this is too bleak for me at the moment.因此我准许自己改变话题Therefore, I am granting myself permission to change the subject.你相信通灵人吗Do you believe in psychics?噢是其实我是信的Oh. Uh, yeah, as a matter of fact, I do.我为什么不奇怪

14、你是这么怎么说呢异想天开Why doesnt that surprise me? I mean youre so, I dont know whimsical.谢谢我的德沃拉阿姨有通灵能力Thank you. My Aunt Devorah has a touch of the shine,能看到别人看不到的a little bit of the inner eye.她预测朱莉和我会有五个孩子全都是男孩And she predicted that Julie and I would have five children, all boys.看我们现在And look at us now.一屋子

15、的马桶圈都是湿的Just a house full of soaking wet toilet seats.为什么问这个Uh, why do you ask?几周前我可以说是去看了一位通灵人Oh, a few weeks ago, I sort of went and saw a psychic.不是可以说我真的去看了Not sort of. I- I completely saw one.什天啊她对赛季是怎么说的Wha- Wow! What did she say about the season?我没问-1 didnt ask.她有点疯疯癫癫但她说了几件事会发生She was a bit

16、of a quack. But she did say a couple of things would happen, 然后真的发生了and now theyve happened.这挺奇怪吧Thats odd, isnt it?宇宙充满无法解释的事瑞贝卡The universe is full of things we cant explain, Rebecca.指甲这玩意是干吗的Fingernails. Whats that about?至于通灵人虽然其中一些是装神弄鬼And psychics, even if some of them are charlatans,但他们能帮助我们看到

17、自己身上they can help us see something in ourselves一些我们看不见的东西that we cant quite see ourselves.谢谢你莱斯莉Thank you, Leslie.你好卡克斯女士Oh, hello, Ms. Kakes.-鲁伯特给我的-我的朋友安娜斯塔西亚-From Rupert? - My friend Anastasia.她希望你联络她She wants you to call her.她很惊讶你在骨头与蜜糖没问她要电&h ea r ts;话&h ea r ts;号&h e a r ts;码 She was surprised

18、 you didnt ask for her number at Bones & Honey. 我不想太唐突Well, 1 didnt want to appear too forward.好吧Okay.你好很高兴你有空我是内森谢利Oh, um, hello. Uh, Im glad that Ive caught you. Its, uh, Nathan Shelley.那天晚上认识你很开心Uh, I really enjoyed meeting you the other night,希望我们能再出来喝一杯and I was hoping that we could meet for an

19、other drink.对抱歉妈妈我只是在练习一下对表现如何Yeah, sorry, Mum. Im just, uh, practicing for the- Yeah. How was I?“我觉得我们应该再出来喝一杯”更加直接I think we should meet for another drink is more direct.对好的谢谢Yeah. Okay, yeah. Thank you.好的爱你拜拜All right, love you. Bye-bye. Bye.好的Okay.应该再出来喝一杯应该Should go for another drink. Should.-嗨

20、教练-嗨瑞贝卡-Hey, Coach. - Hello, Rebecca.-泰德不我知道-Ted. - No, I know, I know, I know.你仍然为那天朝我大声嚷嚷而自责对吧You are still feeling bad about yelling at me the other day, right?我有点通灵能力I can be a little bit psychic.没事Its okay.不对我不该俺凌你的No, yes, I- I shouldnt have bullied you.-聊得很愉快老大-同感泰德-Nice speaking with you, bo

21、ss. - You too, Ted.（明星啪啪）下午好Afternoon.嗨Hi.琼斯女士Ms. Jones.希望你和杰克的午餐愉快-Hope you enjoyed your lunch with Jack. - Mmm.一个小问题Um, just a quick question.你是否让珊迪在凌晨4点、打电♥话♥给艾玛杰伊Did you tell Shandy to call Emma Jayye at 4:00 in the morning, 并且是在喝“浓缩咖啡马提尼”喝醉的情况下whilst drunk on espresso martinis,和她推

22、销关于“睾丸安全套”的点子to pitch her an idea for condoms for balls?什么艾玛杰伊设计太阳眼镜-What? - Emma Jayye designs sunglasses.是我当然没有为什么Yeah, no, of course I didnt do that. Why?因为她刚炒了我们Oh, because she just fired us.因为珊迪Because of Shandy.因为你的朋友Because of your friend.珊迪Shandy.-怎么-能和你聊聊吗-Yeah? - Can I speak with you, plea

23、se?-能给我30分钟吗-不行现在-Can you give me 30 minutes? - No, now.拜托我能旁观吗芭包拉-Please can I watch? - Barbara.嗨我可以给你五分钟Hi. I can give you five minutes,然后我得下楼去面试助理候选人then I have to go downstairs and meet with a potential assistant. 她害怕坐电梯很可爱吧Shes scared of elevators. Its cute, right?你能坐下吗Can you come have a seat,

24、 please?是Yeah.珊迪Shandy.我要升职了吗Am I getting a raise?你非常聪明You are so brilliant.但是But.我无畏的毅力什么鬼My bold determination? What the fuck?行听好了绵羊们All right! Listen up, sheep.我刚被炒了因为有些人无法应对与创新者共事I was just let go because some people cant handle working with an innovator.所以我将创立属于自己的公♥关♥公♥司&h

25、earts;然后扳倒这地方So, Im starting my own PR firm to take this place down.谁和我一起Whos coming with me?我会给你两倍薪水Ill pay you double what youre making here.谁跟我走Whos coming with me?好吧三个月年假公♥司♥配车All right. Three months holiday every year, company car,办公室有按♥摩♥桌请持牌按♥摩♥师massa

26、ge table in the office with a licensed masseuse.谁跟我走Whos coming with me?我跟你走Ill go with you.-你不行丹-好的-Not you, Dan. - Right.笆包拉我知道你会跟我走Barbara. I know youre with me.我跟谁都不跟你I couldnt be less with you.那是因为你是胆小鬼我恨死你了Thats because youre a coward, and I fucking hate you.我恨你们所有人I hate all of you!基莉请让我留下Oh,

27、 Keeley, please let me stay.我太爱这里了我们是一家人I just love it here so much. Were a family.我爱你你不会有事的珊迪我保-1 love you. - Youre gonna be fine, Shandy. I pro-不我会的No, im not!你们是一帮法♥西&hearts 撕♥混♥蛋♥Oh, you bunch of fascist fucks!我你们这些抽成10%的混♥蛋♥I fucking- You fucking ten-pe

28、rcenters.对这就是你们的代号♥Yeah, thats what you are.知道吗你们都可以去死了You know what? Fuck you all.那是我们的Thats ours.那你可以去死Well, fuck off then.丹走吧Dan, lets go.其实我还是打算留下Actually, Im staying.吸我的老二Suck my dick.好吧All right.我不想说出口Well, Im not gonna say it.对但你已经这么想了No, but youre gonna think it.是常常以后也会一直想Yes, often.

29、And forever.你好我是瑞贝卡韦尔顿我预约了瓦格纳医生Hello, there. Im Rebecca Welton. I have an appointment with Dr. Wagner. 填好这个他马上见你Fill this out, and hell be right with you.真感谢谢谢-请坐-Ah, thank you so much. Thank you. - Take a seat.（紧急联络人）（名关系）瑞贝卡真是惊喜-Rebecca. What a nice surprise. - Ah.你不用填那个玩意-You dont have to fill ou

30、t all that junk.-进来吧亲爱的-谢谢-Come on back, my dear. - Thank you.-谢谢-请坐-Thank you. - Take a seat.-是谢谢-请随意-Yep. Thank you. - Make yourself at home.你最近可好So, how are you holding up?鉴于里士满目前的颓势Given Richmonds current slump?小可怜一定压力很大You poor thing. So stressful, it must be.我得承认是不容易Well, its been a bit tough,

31、 Ill admit.但是我们只是暂时不顺But, um, were just in a bit of a bad stretch.你们会走出困境的我很肯定Well, it will all work out. I know it.只要球队有扎瓦你们就不会有事As long as you have Zava, youll be just fine.他很出色对吧是的对我们有他很幸运-Hes amazing, isnt he? - He is. Yes. Yes, were, uh- were lucky to have him. 那么告诉我今天你为何来这里So tell me, what bri

32、ngs you in today?是的你知道我很清楚我即将提出的要求Right. So, um, you know, Im- Im aware that what Im about to ask, 考虑到我的年纪这有点荒谬given my age, uh, is a bit far-fetched.但我只是在想But I was just wondering if.你是否能生育If youre able to have children?是的没错Yes. That.完全不荒谬Its not far-fetched at all.我一直都有治疗你这个年纪和年纪更大的女性I treat women

33、 your age, and older, all of the time.-真的-当然了-You do? - Absolutely.不过我无法保证Now, that said, I cant guarantee-那是一定的我明白Oh, no, of course. 1 know.但我们可以做一些测试看看情况可以吗But we can run some tests and see whats possible. Sound good?很好是的谢谢你Great. Yep. Thank you.你在这等等别紧张Well, uh, sit tight, relax.我让技术人员为你抽血做成像测试Il

34、l have our tech, uh, take some blood and do some imaging.-见到你真高兴-彼此彼此-Wonderful to see you. - Likewise.里士满加油Go Richmond!好了听我说Right, listen up.离开时去洗个澡好好休息When youre leaving, get yourself a shower. Get some rest.更重要的睡前不准玩电游More importantly, no video games before bedtime.除非是动物之森那游戏太治愈了Unless its Animal

35、 Crossing. That shits fucking soothing.-对没错-各位很棒-Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Well done, guys.我觉得我们要时来运转了You know, I think were really starting to turn our fortunes around.-其实山姆-杨马斯别-Well, actually, Sam- - Jan Maas, no need.山姆我们踢得烂透了大家心知肚明Sam, were playing like shit, and we all know it.对Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.嘿别这么消极He

36、y. Enough of that negativity.是曼城很优秀出庸置疑Yeah, City are great. They just are.但谁在乎因为我们也很优秀But who the fuck cares? Cause so are we.所以别像一群小兔子似的So stop acting like a bunch of little bunny rabbits.我们加把劲好吗Lets fucking do this, yeah?杰米说得对Jamie is so right.他仿佛扎瓦上身（胜：6败:3）（平:6进球:24）-天这话真不友善-什么-Oh. Wow, thats n

37、ot very nice. - What?“就算有扎瓦里士满被&hearts汗♥的次数也还是比你妈都多”Even with Zava, Richmond eat more arse than your mum.哥们别再看Twitter 了Buddy, you gotta get offTwitter.这是我爸发的短♥信♥This is a text from my father.天啊我就是不懂Oh, boy. I just dont get it.知道吧You know?大家一如既往地投入努力我们就是无法爬过这座大山The effort was the

38、re, as always. We just cant get over that hump.我不懂问题到底出在哪里你们呢I dont know what the heck the problem is. Do you guys?我们的防守濒临崩溃我们的进攻毫无成效-Our defense is in shambles. - Our offense is stale.如果球员们打算就站在原地And if the boys are gonna fucking stand around一整场比赛当扎瓦的观众那我们应该逼他们买♥♥门票watching fucking Za

39、va all fucking match, we should make them buy fucking tickets. 好的一些建设性的批评Okay, so some constructive criticism.挺好的-1 appreciate that.（#我们是里士满）嗨老大怎么了Hey, Boss. Whats going on?我只有一个小问题要问你们I just have one quick question for you.我们什么时候才能赢- 场该死的比赛Are we ever gonna win another fucking match?我听到你声音中的关切之情以及你

40、的音量了Well, I hear the concern in your voice and its volume.真巧啊因为大家正在进行头脑风暴And its funny cause we were just brainstorming in here,想出了一些很好的解决方案coming up with some real strong solves.Its as if he were Zava.别碰我Get off me, man.我并非先知You see, I am no prophet.先知相信某种东西Prophets believe in something.我不仅是相信I do

41、not just believe.我的内心和身体知道I know in my heart, in my bones,我线条分明的三角肌斜方肌和臀大肌也知道in my well-defined delts, traps and glutes这支球队没有无法战胜的敌人that there is no opponent this team cannot conquer.我刚才的话就这意思I literally just said that你们将会赢原因不是我You will not win because of me.你们会赢是因为你们团结协作You will win because you wor

42、k together.因为只要团结Because together.你们就能做到任何事you can achieve anything.打倒曼城Manchester City is going down!嗨你在Hey. There you are.嗨泰德抱歉总是错过彼此的电♥话♥Hey, Ted. Im sorry we kept missing each other.没事我懂的Thats okay. I get it, you know?小家伙怎么样Hows the little guy doing?他挺好的其实他正在公园Hes okay. Hes actuall

43、y at the park right now.是吗那太好了He is? Oh, thats great.对杰克觉得出去走走有帮助呼吸新鲜空气Yeah. Jake thought itd be a good idea to get outside, get some fresh air.是对那很聪明对Yeah. No, thats, uh- thats- thats smart. Yeah.你呢你怎么样Um, what about you? How are you doing?我不是太好Oh, Ive definitely been better.明白I hear you.我一整天都为此心烦意

44、乱Ive been pulling my hair out all day over this.其实我告诉彼尔德和罗伊发生了什么You know, I actually told Beard and Roy about what happened.他们准备好坐飞机去堪萨斯Those fellas were ready to hop on a flight to Kansas对施凌他的那个孩子上演西方恶女巫戏码and go full Wicked Witch of the West on the kid that bullied him.不泰德被霸凌的不是亨利他是霸凌者No, Ted, um,

45、Henry wasnt bullied. He was the bully.什么What?AFC里士满对曼城AFC Richmond versus Manchester City.通常在比赛还没开始时灰狗粉丝就已经知道Normally, the Greyhound faithful mark the loss on the calendar这将是钱羽而归的一天before the match is even played.但今晚有扎瓦助力空气中洋溢着希望But tonight, with Zava, hope is in the air里士满终于会在这场胜率大大偏向一方的比赛中胜出that Richmond will finally prevail in this decidedly one-sided rivalry. 道别时间Its, uh, quitting time.明天见丹Ill see you tomorrow, Dan.不No.我要辞职I quit.不我开玩笑的No, no. Im joking.除非你希望我辞职U-Unless you want me to quit?-不我很希望明天见到你丹-好的-No, Id love to see you tomorrow, Dan. - O