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1、搞什么啊Fucking hell.好的我们开始吧All right, letfs go.现在是凌晨4点Its 4:00 a.m.对我们凌晨4点开始Yeah. We start at 4:00 a.m.我以为你是开玩笑I thought you were joking.那怎么会是开玩笑How is that a joke?因为是凌晨4点Cause its 4:00 a.m.我们凌晨4点开始这样每天你可以进行三次健身而不是两次We start at 4:00, so you can do three workouts a day instead of two. 好的但现在是凌晨4点Okay, bu

2、t its 4:00 a.m.你到底想不想超越扎瓦Do you wanna be better than Zava or not?我们要怎么看清东西天还是黑的Well, how are we gonna see? Its dark out.搞什么鬼啊Fucking hell.去穿衣服否则我会弹你的睾丸Now get dressed. Or I start flicking your balls.你真变♥态♥This is perverse.（必威）（西汉姆对里士满）哎哟Whoops.好的There you go.（泰德谢谢你为我做的一切内森）早安靓女蓝精灵Good

3、morning, Sassy Smurf.早安万宝路男Good morning, Marlboro Man.你知道你整晚都在打鼾You know, you snored all night.对谢利很厉害这毫无疑问Yeah, Shelley is brilliant, theres no doubt about that,但是扎瓦是天才这个原因让我看好灰狗but Zava, he is a genius. I like the Greyhounds for this one.是我的兄弟Thats my guy!不他不属于你他是我的No, you cant have him. He*s mine.

4、我们继续说周日的嘿各位快看-Lets move on, shall we, to Sundays- - Hey, look. Guys, guys.谁在乎啊Who cares, right?快点我们还有活要干来吧Now come on, weve got work to do. Lets go.他说得对He is correct.我们必须无视这些电视人就算他们支持我们We must ignore these talking faces. Even when they are in our favor.谢谢你“佐罗”Thank you, nZorro.没错但是其实念“佐豪”Exactly, bu

5、t its actually pronounced Zoreaux.为什么Why?我不知道可能因为我父母就是这么叫我的I dont know. Because thats how my parents say it, I guess?朋友你想怎么叫自己就怎么叫My friend, you can be whoever you want to be.我的所有孩子到了七岁时我允许他们给自己起名I let all of my children name themselves once they reach the age of seven.所以我最大的孩子名叫“蠢蛋That is why my el

6、dest is called Smingus Dingus.要有鸿鹄之志也许理想就会实现Dream big and you may never wake up.谢谢Thank you.天啊Jesus.我不敢相信我要这么说但是嘿各位我同意扎瓦I cant believe Im about to say this, but hey, lads, I agree with Zava.对这是超级重要的一场比赛但我们只需要专心踢球做该做的事Yes, its a big fucking game, but weve just gotta focus, do what we do,懂我的意思吗是他是对的-d

7、o you know what I mean? - Yeah. Hes right.还有别忘了And dont forget, yeah?-相信“相信”-对-Believe in Believe/ - Yes.搞什What the-什么What?-见鬼怎么了-Oh, shit. - What?（坚信胜利）你干吗那么做我只是想看看-Why the fuck did you do that? -1 was just checking我是否获得了将东西砍为两段的能力if I acquired the ability to chop things in half.是如果你能呢Yeah, and wha

8、t if you had?抱歉哥们我没想清楚Sorry, bruv. I didnt think it through.大伙有人把这个撕成两半了Fellas. Someone ripped this in half.怎么回事什么What the fuck? What?怎么回事What the fuck?开玩笑吧Youre joking怎么回事What the fuck?你好Hello.玉Jade.（伦敦西汉姆联必威）内森Nathan.谢利Shelley.很高兴再见到你Lovely to see you again.好吧Okay.抱歉我最近没常来Sorry Ive not been around

9、 much.你没有吗You havent?对我最近很忙忙我的新工作No. No, Tve been really busy with my new job.十分重要的新工作导致我很忙Big new job just keeping me very busy.听起来挺蠢的也许你应该辞掉你重要忙碌的新工作Sounds silly. Maybe you should quit your big new busy job.总之我是来拿外卖♥♥的Anyway, just here to pick up my takeaway.我为我的所有员工买♥♥

10、 了午餐I bought lunch for my whole staff.除了训练员因为他们食量如牛Apart from the trainers, rcause they eat like cows.抱歉这话有点不是他们很可我是说他们很可爱Sorry, that sounds- No, theyre love- I mean, theyre lovely people.他们是素食者Theyre just vegetarians.（雅典品味）不是吧No way.看看谁大驾光临了我没看错吧Look who*s here. No fucking way!你知道这是谁吗杰森杰里-Do you kn

11、ow who this is? - Jason Jelly.对不对是“内森谢利”-Thats right. - No, Nathan Shelley.1对内森谢利Thatrs right, Nathan Shelley,西汉姆联的经理光临我的餐厅manager of West Ham United, in my restaurant!-重要的一周啊伙计-是-Big week, my guy. - Yep.太重要了我是戴瑞克我是这里的经理Big fucking week. Tm Derek. Tm the manager here.需要什么尽管说Anything you need, you go

12、t it.好的-经理之间互相关照-Okay. - From one manager to another.是其实不太一样但Yeah, well, its not quite the same, but-这周要对战你的旧球队Facing your team this week.这是来真的对吧Thats gotta be hard-core, right?你在媒体上说了他们好多坏话I mean, you talked a lot of shit about them in the press.一对吧我喜欢抱歉我能买♥♥单吗-Didn*t ya? I loved it.

13、- Sorry, can I pay?不这顿算我的我请好吗No. This is on me, okay? On me. Understand?这位先生在这里不用花钱This mans money is no good here.永远别让他花钱除非是买♥♥酒酒钱必须付啊Never charge. Except for booze. Gotta charge for booze.我没订酒现在是12点30分I didnt order any booze. Its 12:30.打趴他们铁锤帮加油Knock em dead. Go Hammers!难以置信喂知道这是谁吗No

14、 way. Ot do you know who this is?好的拜拜All right, okay. Bye.卡And cut!很不错科林谢谢你Lovely, Colin. Thank you.好下一个是丹尼All right. Okay, Dani, youre up.我非常紧张Im very nervous.不不用紧张坐在这里就好看向镜头No. Dont be nervous. Look, just sit here. Look into the camera 假装你在和老朋友聊天and pretend youre talking to an old friend.我最老的朋友是哈维

15、尔My oldest friend is Javiar.很好你认识哈维尔多久了Great. How long have you known Javiar?几个月但他下周就108岁了Only a couple of months, but he turns 108 years old next week.-就是他了 -是-Perfect. - Yeah.最后检查Final checks.谢谢Thank you.你好基莉嗨-Hello, Keeley. - Hi.对稍微向左边挪一点Yeah. Just scoot to your left a little bit.对很好开始吧丹尼Yeah, th

16、afs it. Okay, off you go, Dani.（伴伴你永远想不到）你也许不知道我是谁但我觉得女人最美丽的部分You may not know who I am, but I think the most beautiful parts of a woman 是她的缺点 are her flaws.卡谢谢丹尼下一位And cut! Thank you, Dani. Next!好的Okay.-给你带了咖啡-是-Brought you coffee. - Yeah.-顺利吗-天啊太顺利了-Hows it going? - Oh, my God. This is great.一是吗他们

17、好出色-Yeah? - Theyre great.我只是好爱当老大I just- I love being the boss.-为此干杯是一干杯-Cheers to that. Yeah. - Cheers to that.佐豪你准备好了吗You ready, Zoreaux?是但其实我现在叫“范达美Yeah, but I actually go by Van Damme now.行很好开始范达美Okay, great. Action, Van Damme.你不知道我是谁You dont know who I am,但我在找一位喜欢在沙滩简短散步的人but Im looking for som

18、eone who likes short walks on the beach, 这样我们可以把更多时间用来so we can spend more time, you know.卡And cut.太好了谢谢范达美下一位Great, thanks, Van Damme. Next!范达美对我的新名字-Van Damme? - Yeah. It*s my new name.很酷为什么Cool. Why?因为我爱尚格云顿范达美Because I love Jean-Claude Van Damme,扎瓦说我想怎么叫自己都行and Zava told me I should be whoever I

19、 wanna be.好的酷好的范达美-Okay, yeah. Cool. - All right, Van Damme.-回见兄弟们-回见-All right, boys. - Take it easy.他好性感Hes so fucking hot.他的背景是什么-杰米他很自大的-Whats his story? - Jamie? Hes so cocky.但我想到了这个高度你必须自大But I guess you have to be at this level.但他只在乎自己But he only thinks about himself.至少他以前是At least, he used t

20、o.开玩笑的不是Joking. No.但他不为自己的行为和给别人造成的后果承担责任But hes not accountable for his actions and what they do to others.他道歉的功夫倒是越来越好了Except he is getting better at making apologies.但是他只用下半身思考Still, he only thinks with his dick.不过我觉得他好久没和人交往过了And yet, I dont think hes seen anyone in ages.我只是想知道我能否和他睡宝贝I just wan

21、na know if I can bang him, babe.不知道呢I dont know.你大概问他比较合适毕竟是他的老二You should probably ask him, its his dick.很好可以了杰米Cool. Off you go, Jamie.你们怎么还在这What are yall still doing here?教练你最好看看这个Coach, youre gonna wanna watch this.是那种视频吗Is it one of them videos参军的家长在服役很久后回家of a military parent coming home afte

22、r a long tour?如果是的话我晚餐就要喝自己的眼泪和鼻涕了Cause if so, Im gonna be eating tears and snot for dinner. 不是Not quite.（摄像头1更衣室）来了Here we go.（摄像头1经理办公室）这是哪来的Whered this come from?这位神人想到调出安保监控录像This fucking legend thought to pull the security footage当我们告诉他标志的事时when we told him about the sign.当我们告诉他标志的事时when we tol

23、d him about the sign.我想你可以让一个人退出记者行业I guess you can take the boy out of journalism但你永远无法抹杀他内心的记者but you cant take journalism out of the boy.是你把气氛搞砸了重点是Right, you fucking ruined it now. The point is,我们寻找的答案揭晓了the answer we were looking for has arrived.你在说什么What are you talking about?这样的视频也许能激励球队A vid

24、eo like this could motivate a team, perhaps.特伦特谢谢你的帮忙Thank you for your help, Trent.希望有天年轻的罗伯特瑞福德会在电影里扮演你May a young Robert Redford portray you in a film someday. 可能是达斯汀霍夫曼Probably Dustin Hoffman.晚安晚安-Good night. - Good night.回家吧两位好好休息Go home, guys. Get some sleep.好的Okay.-晚安泰德晚安彼尔德晚安-Good night, Ted

25、. Night, Beard. - Good night.晚安教练Night, Coach.教练Coach.我之前在想你的靓女困境I was thinking about your Sassy situation.是Yeah.简的姐妹来了Janes sister is in town.不用了教练谢谢-这是正确答案-No； thank you, Coach. - Thats the right answer.（独♥立♥日报拉索对奇迹小子）挑灯夜战啊Burning the midnight oil, 1 see.对抱歉闪到你了Yeah. Sorry for the sm

26、ell.被“灯闪到The oil burning.你对这周末有信心吗So, youre feeling confident about this weekend?是对我觉得有Yeah, no, I think so.对是的我们会摧毁敌方对吗Yeah, no. Go- Yeah. Were gonna destroy, right?很好Good.不只是我No, its just, I我离开后没见过泰德I just havent seen Ted since I left and.我们算是不欢而散We didnrt leave on the best of terms and.我觉得我欠他一句道歉

27、I feel like I owe him an apology or something.你做了对你来说最好的决定You did what was best for you.你还能怎么样What were you meant to do?留在球队一辈子支持泰德Hang around, supporting Ted for the rest ofyour life?我想还是算了吧I dont think so.你没做错任何事内森我保证Yourve done nothing wrong, Nathan, I promise you.这份工作是你赢得的You earned this job.那我见

28、到他时该说什么Well, so what do I say when I see him?什么都不用说除了“你好”You say nothing, apart from hello.”你直视他的眼睛你和他握手You look him in the eye. You shake his hand.然后你打败他And then you beat him.然后我们去庆祝And then we go and celebrate.好的Okay.晚安内森Good night, Nathan.晚安鲁伯特谢谢你Good night, Rupert. Thank you.曼尼昂先生Mr. Mannion.（米歇

29、尔:你的比赛在这里上了头条祝你好运）（一定很精彩谢谢你的分享（雅克布医生）（下周三10点下次咨♥询♥见）嘿Hey.上夜班还是在摸鱼Working late? Or hardly working?梗好像没说对Well, I dont think thats how the joke goes.什么梗What joke?不用放在心上你好吗Never mind. Whats up?我真的很想赢这场比赛I really want to win this one.我知道I know.一切都好吗Everything okay?我是一团乱麻吗Am I a mess?当然了所以我们

30、才这么合拍Of course you are. Thats why we get along.我也希望能让你别管靓女说什么但她通常是对的And I wish I could tell you to ignore Sass, but shes usually right. 看来靓女已经告诉你当然了闺蜜谈话So, Sassy already told you about the- Of course. Girl talk.闺蜜谈话Girl talk.那么一切都好吗So, is everything all right?是我很好Yeah, Im good.俄克拉荷马Oklahoma?我是“一团正在变

31、好的乱麻”Im a work in progmess.晚安泰德很抱歉Im sorry about that.没事其实挺令人安心的Thafs all right. Its actually very soothing.像大海的声音Sounded like the sea.很高兴你没听到船鸣笛的声音Well, Im glad you didnt hear any boat horns,鉴于我昨晚吃了那么多炸山药given all the fried yams I ate last night.嘿我在想我们在一起总是很开心对吧Hey, I was thinking. We have a good t

32、ime together, yeah?泰德是的人称其为“同时高♥潮♥Theyre called simultaneous orgasms, Ted, yes.对但我的意思是Yeah, well, but I mean还有聊天说笑这些对吗also all the talking and laughing and all that stuff. Yeah?当然除了你那些恼人的双关语Sure. Well, apart from all your dreadful puns.是是很难Right. Well, its tough.有时就在嘴边我不得不说出来你懂吗Sometim

33、es I just see em there, and I gotta take a swing at em, you know? 不我我的意思是No, I- Well, what Im getting at is.我在想也许Well, I was just thinking maybe.我们可以找天来次真正的约会we could go on an actual date sometime.你和我我们一起You know? You and me, together.天啊不要God, no.我很感谢你仔细考虑了再回答Well, I appreciate you taking the time t

34、o consider it.泰德我们不能约会Ted, we cant date.为什么Why not?你生活一团乱麻我一团乱Good night, Ted.你已经赢了你明白的吧You already won, you know?你把那家伙赶出了你的人生You got that turkey out of your life.打败他们Beat them.晚安老大Good night, boss.（西汉姆联（铁人们加油）（AFC里士满哎我看起来精神吗Oi, do I look all right?当然为什么这么问Of course you do. Why?如果杰克真的出现Well, if Jack

35、 actually shows up,如果杰克真的出现Well, if Jack actually shows up,我希望他认为我看起来神秘而强大I want him to think that I look mysterious and powerful.充满活力你知道吗Dynamic, you know?-所有这些你很神秘强大充满活力-All of that. - You are mysterious, powerful and dynamic.糟糕我好紧张Shit, Im nervous.我得去重新画唇线I think I need to go and reapply my lip l

36、iner.-我们在楼上包厢见好的-TH see you upstairs in the suite. - Yep.嗨瑞贝卡Hey, Rebecca!-鲁伯特-见到你真好-Rupert. - Wonderful to see you.-贝克丝新发型真美-嗨-Bex. Love the new hair. - Hi.我没换发型I havent changed my hair.你也不该换现在就很完美Nor should you. It*s perfection.小家伙怎么样So, hows the little one?对黛安她已经会走路了你能相信吗Oh, yeah, Diane. Shes alr

37、eady walking. Can you believe that? 是在房♥子里到处流口水和便便Yeah. Drooling and pooing around the house.有其父必有其女啊Takes after her father.嘿今天对我们手下留情啊Well. Hey, take it easy on us today.这我不能打包票No promises.该死Oh, shit.不好意思Excuse me.我这里有点情况Ive got a bit of a situation here.谢谢但其实不是这个Thank you. But its actually

38、not that.你真是救命恩人Youre a lifesaver!我通常很准时的Usually Im like clockwork,但因为最近压力太大了月经提前来了but because Ive been so stressed, Tve come on early.真高兴这是超大码而不是小码的Im so happy that it*s a super and not a skinny.小码的到底谁会买♥♥啊Who are those even for?我的阴♥道♥又不是在节食我可是来月经广Its not like my vagina

39、is on a diet, Im on my fucking period.哎谢谢你的帮忙Oi, thanks for helping me.还有我爱你的鞋子And I love your shoes!-是谢谢送人玫瑰嘛-是-Yeah. Thanks. Pay it forward. - Yeah.抱歉不好意思Sorry. Excuse me.嗨Hi.天你好高Boy, youre tall.你的爸爸是一棵树吗Is your dad a tree or something?没我只是在逗乐子No, Im screwing around.嘿说到树你们今天站哪队啊Hey, speaking of tr

40、ees, who are yall rooting for today? 西汉姆West Ham.是很合理对Yeah, no, that makes sense. Yeah.你们先对我还要下一层楼Go ahead. Yeah. Going down one more floor.-谢谢-是不客气-Thank you. - Yeah, of course.祝你好运Best of luck out there.嘿内特是你吗Hey, Nate. That you?嗨我没看见你Hi. I didnt see you there.-没关系哥们你好吗是我很好-Thats okay. How you bee

41、n, man? - Yeah, okay.是那就好Yeah. Good.听着泰德Listen, Ted.我只想说我离开的方式I just wanna say that the way I left-内森你在这里啊Nathan. There you are.是Yeah.（西汉姆联铁器越强）（西汉姆联炉火越猛）嘿鲁伯特Hey, Rupert.泰德很高兴又见面了-Ted. - Nice to see you again.祝你好运Good luck.基莉是-她出色极了-Keeley? Yeah. - Shes absolutely fantastic.她来了Here she is now.嘿对-基莉这

42、位是杰克丹弗斯-Hey. Yeah. - Keeley? This is Jack Danvers.你好Hello.我好像有东西在你那里I believe you have something of mine.要命你是杰克Oh, fuck. Youre Jack?这有点难堪This is a bit embarrassing.-不对我们都以为你是男人-No. - Yeah. We all thought you were a man.对还有这个啦Yeah, that too.那谜语是怎么说的来着Its like that old riddle.什么谜语这个很棘手的-What riddle? -

43、 You know, always a tricky one, this one. 一对父子出了车祸A father and son are in a car wreck.爸爸当场死了儿子被送到急救室Dad dies instantly, the son is rushed to an emergency room. 手术医生走进来说道A surgeon walks in and says,“我不能给这个男孩做手术他是我的儿子I cant operate on this boy. Hes my son.怎么可能How is it possible?因为她是个女人她是同性恋-Because sh

44、es a woman. - Shes gay.-捐精者他处在模拟宇宙里-Sperm donor. - He lives in a simulation?对我想这个谜语也有点过时了Right. Yeah, I guess thats a bit dated now.那么我猜“杰克是“杰奎琳”的呢称So, I assume Jack” is short for Jacqueline,” right?不是我父亲想要男孩的意思No. Its short for my father wanted a boy.我去外面坐坐哈现在去Im gonna go and sit down now, outside. Now.杰克欢迎你Jack, welcome.我们不能带饮料入座We are not allowed to take drinks to our seats.所以如果你想喝得大醉酩酊那我们最好现在开喝So if you want to get plastered, we should probably do that now. 好的Okay.你先Well, after you.瑞贝卡你真幽默Youre so funny, Rebecca.芭芭拉迷上瑞贝卡了Barbaras obsessed with Rebecca.我希望她不会试图杀了