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1、“验明正身”米兰达现正和汤马斯安德森打得火热My friend, Miranda, was dating Thomas John Anderson, 他是位前途看好的剧作家an up and coming New York playwright.天啊Oh, God!太棒了That was wonderful.她们进展得很顺利只有一个问题Things were going great except for one thing.我很快回来ril be right back.汤马斯只要一做♥爱♥完就马上跳下床冲澡 Immediately after sex, hed ho

2、p out of bed and shower.马上回来Be right back.每天晚上情况都一样Night after night, it was the same thing.天啊Oh, God!-我马上-好-Ill be right. -Yeah.米兰达决定等他擦干后和他摊牌She decided to confront Thomas John Anderson as soon as he dried off. 所以冲澡是怎么回事？So, whats with the showers?什么意思？What do you mean?每次完事后你就去冲澡You always get up

3、and shower right after were done.我开始觉得好像是我的问题Im starting to feel like its me.不是你只是Oh, no, no, no, its not you. Itrs just.说啊What?只是一种习惯Just a habit I have.发育期时修女说做♥爰♥是项罪恶Growing up, the nuns told us that sex was a sin,What religion are you?我是什么都信Im no one religion in particular.自 &heart

4、s;由 ♥开放Im open to all.听来像便利商店Oh, kind of like a 7-11?拜托Come on,我想和你们一起上教堂I want to go to church with you and your mommy.这星期天可以吗？How about this Sunday?这个这是我和我妈之间的私人聚会Well, its just a private little thing my mother and I do, just the two of us. 下星期想去加勒比海吗？Want to go to the Caribbean next week?好

5、我会准备冲浪板Sure, Til go pack my Jet Ski.我说真的No, Im serious.我们可以好好利用假期好吧We can both use a vacation, come on.阳光海滩只有我们两个The sun, the sand, you and me.你可以去吗？You waiting on me. Can you get away?可以但我付不起Yeah, but I cant afford it.这样吧Well, Ill tell you what.机票我出我们到圣巴托罗时Ill buy the tickets, when we get to St. Ba

6、rts,你再请我喝一杯玛格利塔you can buy me one big margarita.等一下我想抱你Wait, I want to hold you.我马上回来一会儿就好ril be right back. Stay here a second.很棒吧抱在一起Isnt this nice? Us together?对Yeah.我去冲个澡然后就任由你处置Look, Im just gonna go jump in the shower and then boom, Im all yours. 做♥爰♥根本不是罪恶Theres nothing sinful a

7、bout sex.是吗Oh, oh, really?谢谢你帮我赎罪Well, thanks for clearing that up.这怎么说？出自米兰达福音书？And what is that? The gospel according to Miranda?接下来你要说什么？上帝创造人体？What are you gonna tell me next, that God made the body?性只是人体的自然呈现And if God made the body and sex is an expression of that body,人体是上帝创造的怎么会是罪恶？how can a

8、nything made by that God-made body be considered sin? 没错Well, yeah.是奇迹我痊愈了Oh, itrs a miracle, Im healed!你治愈了麻疯病患者Youre free to go work with the lepers now.我想这代表我不用下地狱了I guess this means Im not going to hell.真是天大的好消息Great news!谢谢你米兰达谢谢你拯救了我不朽的灵魂Thank you, Miranda. Thank you for saving my immortal sou

9、l.米兰达想帮忙的举动In her effort to help,却突然让她陷入天主教的罪恶感中Miranda had accidentally detonated some kind of Catholic guilt bomb.我要去冲个澡Im gonna go take a shower.我出来时希望你已不在了When I come out, Td kind of like it if you werent here.没问题You got it.六个月后相同的对话出现在Six months later, that exact same speech汤马斯安德森大为轰动的would fin

10、d its way into Thomas John Andersons百老汇剧“羞耻之浴”之中hit off-Broadway play, Shower of Shame.同时在市中心莎曼珊则准备去会见上帝了Meanwhile, downtown, Samantha was preparing to see God.虽然我们只交往几星期I know its only been a couple of weeks,但我爱你莎曼珊but I love you, Samantha.我也爱你Oh, I love you too.亲爱的我不能再等了Oh, honey, I cant wait any

11、longer.解开拉链 上♥床♥吧Just unzip and get over here.我准备好了Okay, Tm ready.进来吧Put it in.已经进去了It is in.莎曼珊祈祷他不是在开玩笑Samantha said a little prayer that he was kidding.但他真的不是开玩笑He wasnt.星期天早晨Sunday morning,是休息放松盯梢的日子a time for rest, a time for relaxation, a time for spying.计划很简单只要看到他母亲The plan was

12、simple, just get a look at the mother,我们就走人then Miranda and I would go for eggs.人居然会这么多Look at how crowded it is.一群伪君子What a sham.看清楚Will you lighten up?这是长老会教堂不是天主教堂Its a Presbyterian church, not a Catholic one.都一样天主教圣公会Whatever, Catholics, Episcopalians,佛教震颤教贵格教Buddhists, Shakers, Quakers,这些宗教都一样目

13、的就是要破坏性生活all the same, all designed to fuck up our sex lives.祈祷Here, pray.他们在那边Oh, there they are.哪里？ 就在那边-Where? -Right there.当我看着大人物站在他母亲身旁时As I watched Mr. Big standing quietly next to his mother, 高大自豪彬彬有礼tall, proud, respectful,我觉得自己更爱他了I think I fell a little bit more in love with him.大家祈祷Let u

14、s pray.今天我们齐聚一堂We come together this day.我们走吧Were out of here.他们来了Here they come.我们走吧I say we make a break for it.他们看到我了我得打声招呼No, no, they saw me, I have to say hello.我不能这样就溜了I canft just pray and run.他们来了Oh, there they are.你先走吧我可以Okay, go, Im fine.这不是那位引起骚动的女士 ？Arent you the young lady who made all

15、 that noise?手套太滑了Slippery gloves.早Morning.-早这教堂真漂亮-Good morning. -Its a lovely church.对Yes, isnt it?你不觉得很漂亮？Dont you think it*s lovely?妈这是我朋友凯莉Mother, this is my friend, Carrie.我想从她脸上找寻I searched her face,对我似曾相似的印象looking for the light of recognition.但什么表情都没有But there was nothing.凯莉Carrie, Carrie.我去

16、和牧师说声再见Im just gonna go and say goodbye to the pastor.很高兴见到你It was lovely meeting you.我朋友？凯莉My friend, Carrie”？我说过叫你别来You show up at church after I asked you not to.你是想考验我？What are you trying to do, test me?你为何这么有兴趣见我妈？Why all the sudden interest in meeting my mother?难道她没听过我？Well, has the woman ever

17、 even heard of me?我母亲不需见过我所有女朋友My mother doesnt need to meet another girlfriend.我不是I didn*t mean that.我是说等我真正确定后我会向她介绍你I mean, Ill introduce you as my girlfriend when Im sure.我必须照着自己的步骤来Look, I have to do things on my time frame.步骤？Time frame?我们已交往几个月了Weve been going out for months.我不知道我还能说什么I reall

18、y dont know what else to say to you.我们会到那个阶段的Well get there.只需要有点信心You just have to have a little faith.信心？Faith?对Yeah.过几天我们就要去度假了我们再找时间好好谈Look, in a couple days were going on vacation, well have plenty of time to talk this out.现在我要送我母亲回家好吗？Right now Ive got to get my mother home, okay?走吧Well, go.走J

19、ust go.坐过去点Move over.我没走I didn*t leave.你看来很不好You didnt seem fine.他向他妈介绍我是他朋友He introduced me to his mother as a friend.她根本没听过我的名字She never heard of me.这不是好现象That isnt a good sign.或许他们没那么亲近Maybe theyre not that close.别说谎你是在教堂内Come on, dont lie, youre in a church.我打不进他的生活圈I cant get inside.我不知道还能做什么I

20、dont know what else I can do.那晚在迪斯可酒吧中Later that night, in the church of disco,史丹佛邀请大家出席Stanford invited everyone he knew介绍最新的香水to a party to introduce a new fragrance.堕落天使Fallen Angel.凯莉Hi, Carrie.凯莉Carrie!也顺便展示一下他的新男友亚伦Also, he wanted to show off his new boyfriend, Alanne.好玩吧？-Hi. -Isnt this fun?像

21、不像要收服务费的地狱Its like hell with a cover charge.凯莉这是亚伦Carrie, this is Alanne.亚伦这是凯莉Alanne, Carrie.你好终于见到你了Hi, nice to meet you finally.也终于看到你了You, too.我有说过堕落天使的香水瓶就是由亚伦负责设计？Did I tell you that Alanne designed the Fallen Angel bottle? 恭喜Yes, congratulations!谢谢Thank you.对不起失陪一下Excuse me for a second.我要过去打

22、声招呼I just saw someone I want to say hello to.你知道我们今天做了什么？So you know what we did today?我们去逛雕饰衣柜的把手We shopped for deco cabinet handles for his armoire.变成一副老夫老妻的模样I turned into one of those couples we hate, 但我很喜欢这种感觉and Im loving it!史丹佛和亚伦崇拜相同的东西时尚流行Stanford and Alanne worshiped the same God.style.到加勒

23、比海度假很兴奋吧？So, you all excited for the big vacationne?不知道Oh, I dont know.我觉得这次度假好像有点安慰性质I cant help feeling like its some sort of consolation prize 是希望我别介入他的生活for not letting me in his life.你们俩到底怎么了 ？Well, what is going on with you two?我们步调不一样Were not in the greatest place.怎么了？What happened?他没把我介绍给他母亲

24、认识He wouldnt introduce me to his mother.天啊Ouch.谢谢Thanks.史奇普Skipper, hi.看来史丹佛好像把认识的人全请来了It seems Stanford had invited everyone in his rolodex.我希望在这里能见到你I, uh, I was hoping Id see you here.我们分手后我就一直想着你Fve been totally thinking about you since we broke up.是吗？You have?真的Totally.你看来很漂亮You look great.谢谢Th

25、anks.你也很帅So do you.米兰达看着史奇普Miranda looked at Skipper,分隔后让他们重新擦出火花the months apart had shed a new light on him.事实上也重燃米兰达的希望Actually, they*d shed a new light性&hearts覆♥后不用再忍♥受冲澡的行径on his shower-free feelings about sex.稍后我们在女化妆室找到莎曼珊Later that night, the three of us tracked Samantha to the

26、 ladies room 逼她供出和詹姆斯的性♥爰♥生活to get the lowdown on her love life with James.你在这我们到处找你Here you are, weve been looking for you everywhere.情况如何？So, how is everything?你和詹姆斯做了没？She means have you and James done it yet?结果呢？And?很好Its nice.我真为你高兴Im so happy for you.亲爱的怎么了？Sweetie, what. what? W

27、hat is it?没什么Nothing.怎么了？你为何哭？Whats going on? Why are you crying?詹姆斯有个小♥弟♥弟♥James has a small dick.这又不是世界末日Oh, well, its not the end of the world.-是非常小多小?-Its really small. -How small?很小尺寸不能代表一切-Too small. -Well, size isnt everything.三寸？Three inches?这Well.硬吗Hard?他的吻功不错吧？Is he a

28、good kisser?谁在乎？Oh, who the fuck cares?他的弟弟像个小黄瓜His dick is like a gherkin!我很难过真的I feel so terrible. Listen to me, Im a bad person.别对自己失去信心Dont beat yourself up.期望过高失望越大You had certain expectations and youre disappointed.为什么？Why?为什么他的弟弟这么小？Why does he have to have a small dick?我是真的喜欢他I really like h

29、im.我还以为你爰他？I thought you loved him.这Well.这种事我们都经历过Oh, look, weve all been there.没错Thats for sure.我曾和个家伙交往他的弟弟像只I was once with a guy the size of one of those高尔夫铅笔一样little miniature golf pencils.我根本分不清他是想和我上♥床♥还是想把我擦掉？I couldnt tell if he was trying to fuck me or erase me.对不起只是蛮好笑的rm. T

30、m sorry, its just. its funny.所以我就养成完事后冲澡的习惯so I just got into the habit of taking a shower after L.you know, came. 修女Oh, the nuns.米兰达突然恍然大悟原来她的约会对象是天主教♥徒♥Miranda suddenly realized she was dating Catholic guy.你觉得是某种洗礼仪式？So you think the water serves as a retro baptism kind of thing?谁知道如

31、果早知道他是天主教♥徒♥Beats me, if Ird known he was Catholic,就不会和他出去I never wouldVe gone out with him in the first place.他们应该挂个牌子They should make them wear a sign.纽约的单身男女很少会问及对方的宗教信仰Single people in New York rarely ask about their dates1 religious backgrounds 就像他们不会问for the same reason they dont

32、 ask对方性♥伴&hearts侣♥数量怕受到惊吓the number of former sex partners, too scary.他是个理性条理分明的男人I mean, hes a rational, logical guy除了这个缺点in every respect but this.你忘了洁癖他有洁癖Clean, you forgot clean. Hes a clean guy.我居然找到全曼哈顿唯一有宗教信仰的男人Leave it to me to find the only religious guy still left in Manhatta

33、n.纽约是个充满信仰崇拜的城市New York is a city filled with places to worship,但这点我最近才注意到but it recently dawned on me,而我唯一知道的教♥徒♥the only time I ever heard anyone mention going into one居然是个单身调酒师was for a singles mixer.难道男女关系已成了九十年代的宗教信仰？Are relationships the religion of the 90s?教会总是劝人内心和善Having been

34、raised in the church of nBe nice to people别道人是非别失去信心Lets not lose perspective.他总有其他优点来弥补不足There are ways to work around it.我不要其他优点Well, I dont want to work around it.我就是爰大热狗I love a big dick.我喜欢它在里面的感觉I love it inside of me.喜欢看着它怎样都好I love looking at it, I love everything about it.当我帮他口 ♥交&he

35、arts;时When I blow him, its like.什么反应都没有Nothing.和他谈谈？Can you talk to him about it?不No.那是我们唯一不能谈的话题Its the only thing we cant talk about.我该怎么办？What am I gonna do?他的舌功如何？How is he with his tongue?夏洛特丢下我们前往参加另一个聚会Charlotte left us all behind telling us she had another party to go to.（神灵夫人萨泰里阿教秘密仪式）她搭计程车

36、前往一个纽约客杂♥志♥上从未提过的区域 She took a cab to a part of town never mentioned in The New Yorker. 我会结婚吗？Will I ever get married?召唤众圣者们的神灵I call the power of all the saints.圣者拉撒路Saint Lazarus.圣者罗莎Santa Rosa.圣者罗莎引领我Saint Rosa, send me your guidance.赐予真♥相 ♥Send me the truth.给予解答Send m

37、e an answer.没有蛋黄No yolk.这代表什么意思？What does that mean?你这一辈子都不会结婚Youll never be married.你受到诅咒You are cursed.别担心只要100美元就能化解厄运But do not worry； for the hundred dollars, we can remove it.回家路上夏洛特痛骂自己是天下第一号♥大笨蛋The entire way home, Charlotte berated herself for being so foolish.她决定把不会结婚的诅咒抛诸脑后She simp

38、ly refused to give into the idea that she would never get married. 她只要心存信心就会美梦成真All she had to do was keep believing and it would happen.凌晨三点的狄斯可酒吧里It was 3:00 a.m. in the church of disco, 米兰达对她即将要说出的话感到不可置信and Miranda couldnt believe what she was about to say.你想一起过夜？You want to spend the night?过夜？T

39、he night?一整晚？The whole night?对一整晚Yeah, the whole night.我就知道我们会复合I knew wed get back together.是吗？You did, huh?是Yup.每天晚上我都会点蜡烛祷告Every night I*d light a candle and say a little prayer.你是个怪胎Youre a freak.莎曼珊则极力说服自己相信“爰胜于性”Samantha tried desperately to believe that love was stronger than sex.你怎么哭了 ？Why a

40、re you crying?我喜极而泣Im just so happy.我整晚睡不着质疑自己对“信心的相信程度I stayed up all night questioning my faith in faith.难道我对这段这感情一直没有信心？I mean, hadnt I had faith in us all along?相信所有困难会迎刃而解Faith that all the withholding would stop.相信他会说“我爰你Faith that hed say, I love you.走吧Lets go!快不然赶不上飞机Hey, hurry, were gonna m

41、iss the plane.等等先放一下Wait, wait, wait, put them down a second.放下来Just put them down.好怎么了？Okay. What?我需要一个征兆I need a sign.你告诉我要有信心但I mean, you told me to have faith, but see, um;我却失去信心所以Im kind of losing mine, so, so.我需要一个征兆I need a sign.就像传统的宗教电影一样What, like in those old religious movies,需要来自天上的声音？yo

42、u want a voice from above?告诉我我是你的唯一Just tell me Im the one.你不必告诉你母亲Come on, you dont have to tell your mother 或任何人但只要or the whole world, just.只要告诉我Just tell me.我做不到I cant do this.凯莉Carrie, Carrie.凯莉上车拜托Carrie, just get in the car, please.我不行I cant.我爱你但我做不到I love you, but I can*t.结束了？So thats it? No

43、regrets ? Although our love affair has gone astray ? No regrets ?大人物离开后我整整哭了一个礼拜After he left, I cried for a week.后来我才了解自己并没有丧失信心And then I realized I do have faith.我相信自己Faith in myself.相信有一天会遇到白马王子Faith that I would one day meet someone 他会相信我是他的唯一who would be sure that I was the one.? Still in my h

44、eart youll be ? Forever mine ? No regrets ?and dont talk with your mouth full, 于是我决定到各教区去深入研究宗教信仰I decided to check out some more traditional religious types in their natural habitat. 当我看他们走出教堂时As I watched people leaving church, 时髦入时的穿着真令人讶异I was amazed at how they looked.范伦铁诺艾斯卡达奥斯卡Valentino, Esca

45、da, Oscar de la Renta.上帝信仰与时尚流行居然能相互应合？What is it about God and fashion that go so well together?突然间我看到穿着亚曼尼的And suddenly, there he was wearing Armani on Sunday.大人物Mr. Big.着实吓了我一跳I admit it was kind of a shock.我居然以为他唯一的信仰就是崇拜洋基队Up until that moment, I thought he only believed in the Yankees.你好上教堂的男士Well, hello there, church-goer.你怎么在这里？