The Golden Girls《黄金女郎（1985）》第三季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、谢谢你做我的朋友Thank you for being a friend.旅行数日后又重回此处Traveled down the road and back again.你的心是如此真诚Your heart is true.你是我的贴心好友Youre a pal and a confidante.若你要开个派对And if you threw a party.邀请所有熟人到场Invited everyone you knew.你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的You would see the biggest gift would be from me.贺卡上将会写着And the card att

2、ached would say.感谢你与我为友“Thank you for being a friend黄金女郎第三季第十三集嗨妈宾果游戏玩得怎么样？Well hi Ma. How was bingo?你自己看吧Judge for yourself.妈你没穿衣服Ma you dont have any clothes on.还说呢我刚走过十个街区Tell me about it. I just walked ten blocks.我肚脐上全是衣服上的呢子I got a belly button full of tweed.妈到底怎么回事？Ma what the hell happened?在玩

3、宾果的时候默里黑泽尔廷也一起玩In the middle of bingo Murray Hazeltine sits down.他最爱玩恶作剧了Hes the big practical joker at the center.相信我豪伊曼德尔比他还好玩Believe me Howie Mandel is funnier.不管怎样他让我闻闻他的康乃馨以求好运Anyway he tells me to sniff his carnation for good luck.我吸了一口完了 他把墨水喷到你的衣服上了布兰琪我可以解释Blanche I can explain.这跟你一点关系都没有是拉兹

4、洛Its got nothing to do with you. Itrs Laszlo.我看到了他给我画的一些素描I saw some of the sketches he*s been doing of me.他从不让我看所以今天我自己找出来看He never lets me see them. So today I found some.实在太难看了Theyre horrible.头发又多又卷身体都是松垮下垂的My hairs all big and frizzy. The bodys all droopy and saggy.那些素描里的女人像只狗The woman in those

5、sketches is a dog.- 布兰琪她是个小丑- Blanche. - She*s a clown.- 布兰琪她就是个- Blanche. - Shes just a.皱巴巴的丑老太婆hideous wrinkled old bag.布兰琪那些素描里的女人就是我Blanche the woman in those sketches is me.我知道听起来像你亲爱的但她不是I know she sounds like you honey but shes not.是的你看Yes she is. Look.我整个星期都想告诉你这件事但我不能I wanted to tell you ab

6、out this all week but I couldnt.我也一直在给拉兹洛当模特Irve been posing for Laszlo too.亲爱的上帝让我死在这里现在Dear Lord strike me dead right here and now如果他更喜欢萝丝尼伦德而不是我if that man prefers Rose Nylund over me.布兰琪你别往心里去Blanche you cant take it personally.拉兹洛只是想找个更天真的人Laszlo just decided he wanted someone with more innocen

7、ce.天真又胖的人With more cellulite is more like it.收回那句话我才不-Take that back. -1 will not.你收回我就不-Yes you will. -1 will not.姑娘们这是怎么回事？Girls what is going on here?-萝丝在背后捅我一刀我没有-Rose stabbing me in the back. -1 did not.-她在给拉兹洛当模特-他让我这么做的-Shes been posing for Laszlo. - He asked me to.我就不明白了他也可以去海洋馆看着鲸鱼创作啊I dont

8、 know why. He can go to Sea World to see a naked whale.他也能去你浴缸里看你Or to your bathtub.哦够了小姐好吧这就开战吧Oh that does it missy. All right this means war.我们都接着做我们看看他会选谁We*ll both keep going. Well see who he picks.是我是我-Its gonna be me. - Its gonna be me.一姑娘们我能解决告诉她会是谁-Girls I can settle this. - Tell her who it

9、s gonna be.那就是我了Its going to be me.你也是？You too?他上星期四问我的He asked me last Thursday.真是不得了Well I am stunned.那我就轻松了Im relieved.轻松了？Relieved?当然你在那些可怕的画里看到的女人Sure. The woman you saw in those horrible drawings一定是桃乐茜must have been Dorothy.这一定是我一生中最糟糕的一天了This has got to be one of the worst days in my life.我的两

10、个好朋友刚刚在我背后捅了我一刀Two of my best friends just stabbed me in the back.你真以为我们会拒绝拉兹洛吗？Did you really expect us to turn Laszlo down?你自己也说过这是个机会You said yourself it was a chance成为“不朽的经典艺术作品”to become immortalized in a classic work of art.别胡说八道了你和萝丝去的原因一样Horse pucky. You went for the same reason Rose went:就为

11、了抢走我的男人To get your hands on my man.你凭什么认为他是你的人？What exactly makes you think hes your man?谁?-也许是我先找到他的-Who? - Maybe that I found him first.谁? 他为了我用了你-Who? - He dumped you for me.谁？Who?拉兹洛妈拉兹洛是谁？-Laszlo Ma. - Who*s Laszlo?一位匈牙利艺术家我们都为他摆过裸体造型A Hungarian artist weve all been posing nude for.只要一句简单的“不关你事

12、索菲亚”就够了In the future a simple none of your businessSophia will suffice.告诉我实话布兰琪Tell me honestly Blanche.你有理由相信拉兹洛可能对你感兴趣吗？Do you have reason to believe Laszlo might be interested in you?事实上在很多情况下Well just the fact that on numerous occasions他说我是他“最伟大的艺术灵感”he has referred to me as his ugreatest artist

13、ic inspiration ever bar none.对我说过我也是-Me too. - Me too.让我们面对现实吧姑娘们Oh lets face it girls.我们不知道拉兹洛想用谁We have no idea which one of us Laszlo wants to use.我觉得很明显桃乐茜I think its obvious Dorothy.这个人是个艺术家他很有品味The man is an artist. He has taste.他会情不自禁地选择最优雅的女人He cannot help but pick the woman withthe most gra

14、ce style femininity.我想知道他到底想要我们中的哪一个I wonder if he knows which one of us he wants.他说我有布兰琪没有的东西He told me that I had something that Blanche didnt have.他可能告诉桃乐茜她有我没有的东西He probably told Dorothy she had something that I dont.又会和布兰琪说这些我觉得他很不公平-Maybe hes back to Blanche. -1 think hes been very unfair.我们不该

15、再去了那样他就没有雕塑了We ought to stop going. Then hed have no sculpture.-他罪有应得是的-It would serve him right. - Yes.让我们做个约定吧我们谁也不会回去Lets make a pact. None of us will go back.你们把钥匙给我我把它封存起来Well seal it by you giving me your keys我会把钥匙安全地放在我的嫁妆箱里and Ill keep all three of them safe in my hope chest.我们怎么知道你不会带着钥匙去见他

16、？How do we know that you and your hope chest wont keep going? 只有一个办法Theres only one thing to do.去找拉兹洛让他决定要谁Go to Laszlo and make him decide who he wants.我没意见我也没意见-Fine with me. - Fine with me too.那我们走吧Then lets go.-大家都去哪儿了? 我们马上回来-Wheres everybody going? - WeH be back.妈你就坐这儿吧Ma why don*t you sit rig

17、ht over here看你的杂♥志♥好吗？and read your magazine okay?哦好吧Oh. Okay.别想耍我桃乐茜Dont try to outsmart me Dorothy.我智如泉涌身似浮云I got the mind of a fox and the butt muscles of Baryshnikov. 来了Coming.哦布兰琪你好进来进来Oh Blanche. Hello. Come in. Come in.你带朋友来参观我的工作室了Youve brought your friends to see my studio.真是个

18、惊喜What a pleasant surprise.拉兹洛我们都知道了Laszlo we all know.今天下午我们了解清楚了这事We figured it all out this afternoon.我被抓住了我能说什么呢？So I am caught at last. What can I say?“布兰琪和萝丝淘汰掉桃乐茜我需要的是你”Blanche and Rose get out. Dorothy its you I want. 桃乐茜Dorothy.抱歉抱歉Im sorry. Tm sorry.我从没见过他穿工装裤Fve never seen him in overalls

19、 before.拉兹洛我们是来让你决定的Laszlo we came over for you to decide你想让我们中的哪一个做你的模特which one of us you want for your statue.萝丝Rose.我就知道是我他想要我I knew it. It*s me. Walk suckers. He wants me.萝丝他只是想跟你说几句Rose he just wanted to say something to you.我想说的是我宁愿根本不做决定I wanted to say that I would rather not decide at all.但

20、是拉兹洛你必须这么做这是唯一的办法But Laszlo youve got to. Its the only way.否则它会一直困扰着我们三个Otherwise itll just end up coming between the three of us.会选哪个呢？Which one of us is it gonna be?桃乐茜或者萝丝Dorothy here or Rose或者你曾经形容她的乳♥房♥♥是or a woman whose breasts you once described“完美的香槟杯大小的as uperfect champ

21、agne glass-sized orbs而且会跳舞的双球的女人of dancing loveliness?布兰琪我可没那么说Blanche I did not say that.我说的时候你也认可了啊Well you agreed when I said it.女士们让我解释一下Ladies let me explain.我知道我早就该做出选择了I know I should have made my choice long ago但你们每个人都激励了我but you each inspired me so well.我希望能继续见到你们I wish I could continue see

22、ing you all但我又理解为什么这是不可接受的but I understand why that is unacceptable.因此我的选择只能是Therefore my choice will have to be.在你做出选择之前Before you make your choice我想说能和一个男人一起工作是我的荣幸let me say what a privilege it has been to work with a man我认为他是当代匈牙利最伟大的雕塑家I consider to be the greatest Hungarian sculptor of our tim

23、e.让我说And let me say如果布兰琪还能说出另外两位匈牙利雕塑家的话if Blanche can name two other Hungarian sculptors of any time 我就吃掉那座雕像I shall eat that statue.会是谁?你选谁？Whats it gonna be? Who do you choose?-你们谁我都不选-我们都不选？-None of you. - None of us?我有你们每个人的素描足够我创作雕塑了I have enough sketches of each of you to make my sculpture. 当

24、我准备好的时候我会做出我的选择When Im ready to begin I will make my choice then.我们什么时候才能知道？When we will find out?只有当作品在我的展览上展出时Only when the work is unveiled at my show.我很抱歉但我必须这么做Now I apologize but this is how I must work.女士们先请回吧Now ladies I must bid you good day.拉兹洛还有一件事Laszlo just one more thing.你知道那幅毕加索的名画吧Yo

25、u know that famous Picasso painting”裸女拉小提琴”？HNude Woman Playing the Violin?-当然-最初它被称为-But of course. - Originally it was called“布兰琪拉小提琴”Blanche Playing the Violin.只不过那不是小提琴Only it wasnt a violin.下次你拿着凿子站在那里的时候Think about that the next time you*re standing around想想这个with your chisel in your hand.哦!天啊

26、桃乐茜就是这个这座雕像Oh! Oh my God Dorothy. There it is. The statue.哦这太令人兴奋了Oh this is so exciting.我等不及要听到人群的惊讶声了I cant wait to hear that crowd gasp当他们掀开罩布看到我的时候when they lift up the sheet and see me there.我以为你现在已经习惯了布兰琪Fd think youd be used to that by now Blanche.嗨姐♥妹♥们♥人真多啊不是吗？Hi girls.

27、 Some party isnt it?你为什么这么高兴？What are you so cheerful about?我为什么不应该？Why shouldn*t I be?首先这屋子里的人For starters any minute now随时都可能看到你的裸体雕像this entire room could be looking at a statue of your nude body. 裸体吗?雕像会是裸体的？Nude? The statues gonna be nude?你觉得是什么样？裹起来放在消防员的雨披里吗？What did you think? Hed put it in

28、a rain poncho?我的天啊Oh my God.嘿桃乐茜你能相信吗？Hey Dorothy can you believe it?这破东西一万块Ten grand for this piece of junk.哦！Oh!噢妈妈！Oh Ma!你上当了You fell for it.这玩意儿真要笑死我了This stuff kills me.打扰一下女士你得跟我来Excuse me maam. Youll have to come with me.你刚砸碎了一件无价之宝You just smashed a priceless Lichtenfein.我一定是把两个弄混了 你什么时候才能学会

29、-1 must have mixed the two up. - When are you gonna learn 你不要再搞这些荒唐的恶作剧了？that you have to stop with these ridiculous practical jokes?我真不敢相信她又上当了I cant believe it. She fell for it again.你应该在额头上纹个“蠢如鹿豕”You ought to have yutz tattooed on your forehead.给你你太棒了哈利Here you go. You were brilliant Harry.女士们先生

30、们请注意了Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention please?这是我们期待已久的时刻This is the moment weve all been waiting for.拉兹洛格里高利先生最新杰作的揭幕仪式The unveiling of the latest masterpiece of Mr. Laszlo Gregorian.废话不多说So without further ado把罩布拿掉off with the sheet.天啊我看起来美极了My God I look gorgeous.你吗?布兰琪那是我You? Blanch

31、e thats me.胡说八道The hell it is.姐♥妹♥们♥你们看啊看看那双眼睛Girls be serious. Look at those eyes.看鼻子.看这屁♥股♥-Look at the nose. - Look at the butt.这看不到屁♥股♥的-那肯定不可能是你-You can*t see the butt. - Then it sure cant be you.这太荒谬了This is ridiculous.只有一个办法能解决这事拉兹洛在哪里？Theres o

32、nly one way to settle this. Where is Laszlo?他在那拉兹洛-There he is. - Laszlo.让我第一个告诉你Let me be the first to tell you这是一件多么令人惊叹的艺术品啊what a simply stunning piece of art this is.谢谢你桃乐茜到底是谁？-Thank you Dorothy. - Who the hell is it?不明显吗？Its not obvious?-她们肯定不知道她们不知道的-Not to them. - Not to them.我知道我必须解释一下I se

33、e I must explain.在这个雕像中In this statue我想要一个有力量有个性的样子I want a look of strength and character.所以我选择了桃乐茜我就知道-So I chose Dorothy. -1 knew it.然后我放弃她了 就像你之前的许多人一样-Then I dropped her. - Like so many before you.我决定我需要更多的性感和活力I decided I needed more sensuality and vitality.所以我选择了布兰琪的素描So I turned to my sketch

34、es of Blanche.-我就知道然后我又弃掉了-1 knew it. - Then I put them away.我想要更柔软更甜美I wanted more softness more sweetness.所以我去看我给萝丝画的素描So I went to my sketches of Rose.你是说上面是我? 不是-You mean thats me up there? - No.那是谁?-是你们所有人-Then who is it? - It is all of you.我终于找到了答案The answer finally came to me.为什么不把每位女士的优点都挑出来

35、呢Why not take the best features of each lady创造一个完美的女人？to create one perfect lady?这就是你们所看到的That is what you see.不难理解为什么你们是这么好的朋友It is not hard to understand why you are such good friends.你们确实互补得很好You complement each other very well indeed.谢谢你拉兹洛Thank you Laszlo.还有一件事拉兹洛One more thing Laszlo.我想问你一个问题r

36、d like to ask you a question.-1 take one whiff and bingo. - He squirted your dress with ink. 其实是德尔蒙西梅汁Actually it was Del Monte prune juice.喝的是免费的这其实是个诱饵Its free at the center. It*s a come-on.他们靠收费的厕所赚钱They make their real money on the padded toilet seat rentals. 你的衣服怎么了？What happened to your clothe

37、s?默里把它们拿走去洗了Murray took them to have them cleaned.我还是不敢相信发生了这样的事I still cant believe it happened.我从来没有这么丢脸过Ive never been so humiliated.你没必要感觉丢人Theres no reason for you to be embarrassed.他捉弄每个人He plays tricks on everybody.我是说在我回家的路上Im talking about on my way home.我的腰带在建筑工地前松了My belt came loose in fr

38、ont of a construction site.没人对我吹口哨还有两个家伙请病假回家了Nobody whistled and two guys went home sick.嗨姑娘们嗨萝丝-Hi girls, - Oh hi Rose.索菲娅你在屋里穿着那件厚外套干什么？Sophia what are you doing with that heavy coat on inside the house?你自己看萝丝妈！-You tell me Rose. - Ma!桃乐茜刚才那是光身子的索菲亚Dorothy was Sophia naked just now 还是她的衣服真的需要熨一下？

39、 or does her dress really need ironing?姐♥妹♥们♥桃乐茜萝丝你们还记得拉兹洛吧 Hello girls. Dorothy Rose you remember Laszlo.当然拉兹洛你那博物馆的艺术家Of course. Laszlo the artist from your museum.哦我们非常喜欢你关于现代雕塑的讲座今晚在场的人中By any chance is there anybody here tonight 有没有你感兴趣的人？in whom you might be interested rom

40、antically?事实上有的Well as a matter of fact yes.我就知道!是我！I knew it! Its me!哦拉兹洛看来我们成功了Oh Laszlo. Looks like were a hit.我很抱歉我以为你们知道Im sorry. I thought you knew.你怎么能怪他呢？How can you blame him?那个男人看了你们三个一个月的裸体The man looked at the three of you naked for a month.早上妈妈Morning Ma.你会很高兴知道我恶作剧的日子已经结束了Youll be glad

41、 to know my practical joking days are over.妈那太好了Ma that is wonderful.所以坐下来喝杯果汁吧So sit down and have a glass of juice.好的我会的Okay I will.你不会是在拿这个杯子恶作剧吧？You wouldnt be playing a joke with this glass would you?当然不是当然不是-Of course not. - Of course not.因为我知道你玩恶作剧有多开心Because I know how much fun you have play

42、ing practical jokes.我告诉过你已经不玩了喝吧I told you itrs over. Drink your juice.好的妈妈我会的Okay Ma I will.妈你是不是把什么东西留在炉子上了？Ma did you leave something burning on the stove?什么东西我没有啊What? I dont think so.没什么好了干杯It was nothing. Well bottoms up.永远保持这个样子啊闺女Dont ever change pussycat.Oh we really enjoyed your lecture on

43、 modern sculpture.我以为没人会听呢I didnt think anyone was paying attention.哦当然听了尤其是桃乐茜Oh we sure were. Especially Dorothy.她说要学雕刻She talked about taking up sculpting.真的吗?-不我没有-Really?Oh no I didnt.当然是真的Yes you did.你说过你随时愿意帮他做陶土或打磨大理石You said youd like to help him mold his clay or buff his marble anytime. 萝丝

44、你真是爱开玩笑Rose you*re such a kidder.请坐Wonrt you sit down.他很帅气不是吗姑娘们？He is gorgeous isn*t he girls?博物馆里没有一个女人没追过他Theres not a woman at the museum who hasnt been after him. 女人就是这么傻Women can be so silly.她们认为你是一个艺术家所以你一定是个好情人They think because youre an artist you must be a great lover.因为你是工作室里的大♥师&h

45、earts;Because youre a master in the studio你一定是个床上高手you must be a master in the bedroom.因为你可以把一块粘土变成一件美丽的艺术品They think because you can work a piece of clay into a piece of beautiful art你也可以使女人的身体进入兴奋和激&heartsJW♥的状态 you can also work a womans bodyinto fits of ecstasy and passion 高 ♥潮 ♥到尖叫 and total screaming abandon.还有人想喝点冷饮吗？Would anybody else like something cold to drink?我要我要-1 would. -1 would.布兰琪我真的该走了Blanche I really should be going.再次感谢你送我回家Thank you again for the ride home.这是我的荣幸It was my