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1、欲望城市（性♥爰♥专家凯莉布雷萧并且勇于发问）“前进好莱坞”纽约市沉闷阴郁凄惨New York City, dreary, gray, miserable.还是只有我这样？Or was that just me?结束和前男友可鄙的婚外情After ending a sordid affair with my married ex-boyfriend, 以及与现任男友痛苦的分手后and going through a painful breakup with my current one, 我决定是时候转换一下心情了I decided it was time for

2、a change of scenery.而且我并不孤独And I wasnt alone.我不敢相信你们要抛下我去洛杉矶I cant believe youre all going to L.A. without me.你不也抛下我们去度蜜月了We still cant believe you went on your honeymoon without us! 我有带照片Oh, I have pictures.你现在高兴了吧？You happy now?当我们在计划逃离While we were planning our escape, 夏洛特则庆祝她的归来Charlotte was cel

3、ebrating her return.她和崔在百慕达待了十天She and Trey had just come back from ten days in Bermuda.看这张是崔和我在打高尔夫球See, here Trey and I are playing golf.你想影城会派大型豪华轿车来接我们吗？Do you think the studio will send a limo to pick us up?-不会他们应该接的-No, I do not, -They should!你的专栏要改编成电影Theyre making a movie out of your column!

4、只是一家小制片公♥司♥It*s a little production company考虑要采用我的专栏罢了thats just talking about optioning my columns.You see, Tve listed the gifts, who ifs from, and the addresses.这样你寄感谢函时就容易多了Thatll make it a breeze when you send out the Hthank you notes.我等不及将这些结婚琐事抛在脑后Oh, I cant wait till all this we

5、dding nonsense届时我们便可以好好放松is behind us, and then we can relax做一对平凡夫妻and just be a regular man and wife.等一下Oh, wait.詹姆森氏送的是水晶烛台The Jamisons were the crystal candlesticks,苏利文氏是银制and the Sullivans were the silver.亲爱的Oh, hello, there.你知道的自从我们回到家You know, since weve been home.我一直觉得放松了不少你呢？Ive just been fe

6、eling so much more relaxed. Havent you?你把伊凡汉迪夫妇和他们送的I think you just deleted Mr. and Mrs. Evan Handey史都本水晶碗删掉了and their Steuben glass bowl.等等Hang on.崔我们有点问题Trey, we have a problem.我知道I know.不知怎的我们收到两个浅盘Somehow, weve got two serving platters；我们只登记了一个and we only registered for one.夏洛特走回她那张位于公园大道的大床Cha

7、rlotte walked back to her big, Park Avenue bed,希望自己没忘了把性生活登记上去wishing she had remembered to register for a sex life.来洛杉矶一定要做两件事When visiting L.A., there are two things you simply must do.一是租一辆拉风的车One, is rent a fabulous car.二是学会如何驾驶它Two, is learn how to drive it.你说你会开手动挡的车You said you knew how to dr

8、ive a stick!我在停车场开过几次Well, I did, a couple of times. In a parking lot.你为什么不租自动挡？Why didnt you just get an automatic?我喜欢这辆车I love this car.它跟我的衣服很配It goes with my outfit.我相信汽车之于洛杉矶It was my own personal belief that cars are to Los Angeles 犹如手提包之于纽约what handbags are to New York.这斜坡是怎么回事？Whats with thi

9、s hill?洛杉矶应该是平的L.A. is supposed to be flat!那是从文化角度而言Yeah, I think they mean culturally.旅馆在那里The hoteFs right there!要去那里得先爬上这斜坡Yes, but to get there, we have to go up this hill!够了停车Okay! Thats enough! Stop!我不想死在这堆废铁里Im not going to die in this tin can!我和人造阴♥茎♥先生有约I have a date with a di

10、ldo!对不起Im sorry.算了快我们一定要成功All right, all right, come on, We*re gonna do it.好宝贝Yeah, baby, go!稍后A little while later, 香汗淋漓且惊魂未定的我freshly showered and freaked out, 终于抵达影城要和马修麦康纳会面I drove to the studio for my meeting with Matthew McConaughey. 有什么事吗？Hey. -Can I help you?第五大楼怎么走？Warner building five.里面没有

11、斜坡了吧？There arent any hills in there, are there?直走之后左转Go down there, make a left. General parking.谢谢Okay, thank you.我全都很喜欢I do. I like all of it.你的文章棒极了I think your writing is brilliant.我真的很欣赏有时候辛辣尖锐不留情面I really do. I mean, its sharp, its edgy, its brutal at times.却总是生动幽默非常具有纽约的风格Its always a little

12、juicy, It*s very New York.我确实很喜欢真的And Im sayin* I do like it, I really do.我的天Oh, wow. My God. Well.谢谢马修麦康纳thank you. Matthew McConaughey.不客气凯莉布雷萧Youre welcome, Carrie Bradshaw.我一直在想一件事Now, heres what Ive been thinking about.我们该怎么把你的专栏改编搬上大银幕？How do we get your column to translate to the silver scree

13、n?我想我已经有了答案And I think Ive got the answer.不如来剖析那段主要的感情怎么样？Now, what if we flush out the central relationship?主要的感情Mm-hmm, okay. The central relationship.凯莉和大人物Yeah, Carrie and Mr. Big, huh?我不懂他们为什么不能在一起I don*t see why they couldnt make it work.我真不敢相信I couldn*t believe it.我居然飞了三千英里来此地听马修麦康纳I flew 3,0

14、00 miles to have Matthew McConaughey提出一个我问了自己好几年的问题？ask the same question Ive been asking myself for years?你看他他是这么棒的一个人I mean, look at him. I mean, he is such a great guy.我不认识比大人物更酷的人I mean, I donrt know anybody any cooler than Mr. Big.唯一的问题是“凯莉到底有什么毛病？ My only question, really, is, what the fuck is

15、 Carries problem?你认为呢？You know? What do you think?我Well, um. I dont.我不认为这光是她的问题I donrt particularly think it was just her problem.他他害怕承诺Um, cause, well, actually, he had some, you know, commitment issues.那是屁话凯莉你心里明白得很Oh, that*s bullshit, Carrie, and you know it!停Cut!开玩笑的我在演戏Kidding! Tm acting, huh?这

16、是我的职业Thatrs what I do!你懂我的意思吗？Yes, but do you see what I mean?这就是我想跟你合作的原因Thats why I wanna develop the story with you.我是大人物Im Mr. Big.好那真是Oh, okay. Well, yeah.太好了Okay, thats.太棒了你答应了Excellent. Youre in.你知道吗？You know what else?我真的很想上你宝贝I really wanna fuck you, baby.你在演戏吗？Are you acting now?我当大人物好吗？Im

17、 Big, okay?你当凯莉You be Carrie.我本来就是凯莉I am Carrie.我们都是动物男人女人行走于地球We are animals, man, woman, walking the earth.我们有头心和生殖器官We are made of head； heart, and loins.重点在于利用它们对吗？Were talkin about usin em. Am I right?我Well.1 have, uh, well.那女孩说我们The girl said that we would probably.我们我们今天要讨论专栏We would. we woul

18、d talk about the columns today.我们来谈谈这两个角色的弱点Lets get down to the underbelly of these two characters.搞清楚他们为何这么失败And lets figure out why theyre so fucked up.我四点要去做脸Well, I have a facial at 4:00.我爱你And I love you!我不明白我们为什么不能在一起I don*t understand why we cant be together!你介意我抽烟吗？Do you mind if I smoke?我认

19、为你不该抽烟凯莉I dont think you should smoke, Carrie.什么？ 在影片中-What? -In the movie.我认为凯莉不该抽烟I don*t think Carrie should smoke.无所谓Oh, thats all right.这是我的办公室行吗？Or in my office, okay?会谈结束之后我转错了弯After I left the meeting, I took a wrong turn and somehow found myself莫名其妙地回到了原点right back where I had started.我又置身于

20、纽约又开始思索大人物Back in New York. Back wondering about Big.我是来洛杉矶度假的I had come to L.A. for a vacation,希望能逃离大人物艾登hoping to get away from Big and Aidan,还有最主要是我自己and most of all, myself.但坐在虚构的场景中But sitting on the fake set,我所有问题比以往感觉更真实all my old issues felt more real than ever.我不禁纳闷I couldnt help but wonder

21、,无论你走得多远或是逃到天涯海角no matter how far you travel or how much you run from it,你真的能够忘记过去吗？can you ever really escape your past?小姐这里禁止抽烟Maam, no smoking.我在室外而且这里是纽约But Fm outside, and its New York!在纽约一本新书的发行In New York, the release of a new book可以是庆祝的理由is cause for celebration.在洛杉矶一种新的情♥趣♥用&h

22、earts;品♥上市就可达到目的 Here in L.A., a new line of sex toys will do the trick.很好玩吧？Isnt this fun?答案是否定的The answer to that would be, no.亲爱的我们想走了Sweetie, we want to go.什么？我们还不能走What? We cant leave yet!他们还没有切阴♥茎♥蛋糕Look, they havent even cut the cock.奶油夹心的机会有多少？What are the chances its cr

23、eam filled?麦康纳的狂躁症让我精疲力尽I am exhausted from McConaughey-mania.我只想上♥床♥睡觉I just wanna get into bed, go to sleep,假装今天的事都没发生过and pretend this whole day never happened.再待一会儿Oh, stay a little longer.盖斯会在一些人造阴♥茎♥上签名Garths going to autograph some dildos.他很畅销Hes a very big seller.

24、他是阴♥茎♥界的约翰葛里辛He*s the John Grisham of penises.我要去排队了Im gonna go get in line.我真不敢相信这地方这么开放一见面就是嗨跟我上♥床♥I cant believe how open and Hi, I have sex/ this place is.在纽约性♥爱♥是埋在柜子底层很隐秘的事In New York, sex is so bottom shelf, paper bag.没错都很含蓄就像我Exactly, its all hidden,

25、 like me.什么意思？What do you mean?昨晚我跟一个帅哥聊天Last night, I was talking to this cute guy.我们相处得十分愉快And we were having a great time.然后一个穿紧身洋装女人经过And then, this woman in a tight dress walked by胸部很大with big breasts.就挂在这里Just boom, here they are.他就马上追随她了And he totally went for it.没错Right.问题是我也想做♥爰&hear

26、ts;But the thing is, I wanted to have sex with him, too.但这念头隐藏在我风趣的言谈和保守的外表里But it was all hidden in my witty banter, and my little looks.她毫不掩饰就钓到那男人And she just put it right out there, sex. And she got the guy.但她可以拥有他多久？Yeah, but how long did she have him?谁在乎？我想要上♥床♥Who cares? Im on v

27、acation, I wanna get laid.我佩服那些穿着大胆让你一览无遗的女人I admire women who can just put it right out there where you can see it.看就像她See, look. Like her.你想穿得跟她一样？You wanna dress like her?你懂我的意思You know what I mean.你认为有没有可能她对性♥爱♥没兴趣？Do you think theres any chance that shes not up for sex?不可能因为她是个妓&h

28、earts;女♥No, cause shes a hooker.她不是Shes not a.你好Hi.你好-我们见过吗？-Hi. -Have we met?没有我正跟我朋友说No, I was just telling my friend我有多么欣赏你的打扮how much I admire what you*re wearing.谢谢Thank you.你是从事色情行业的吗？Are you in the porn industry?天啊不我是在迪士尼工作的律师Oh, God, no. Tm a lawyer for Disney.看到没？See?一来好好享受非常感谢你There

29、 you go. -Thank you so much.你真的来了You made it.我对加拿大消费者的评价又增加了一等Well, my opinion of Canadian consumers just went up a notch. 请签名Sign it, please.我该怎么签？How should I sign it?我不晓得I dont know.“献给住在324号♥标准套房♥的莎曼珊“To Samantha, whos staying at The Standard, room 324/ 太好了我会亲自送去Perfect. Til delive

30、r it personally.你真体贴Youre too kind.当晚莎曼珊把豪华盖斯带回家That night, Samantha took home the deluxe Garth.一墙之隔的我意识到And next door, I learned我不仅摆脱不了过去that not only could I not escape my past,也摆脱不了现在I couldnt escape my present.加州的空气是怎么回事？What is it about California air?让我睡得又香又甜It makes me sleep so well.这和空气无关-Mm

31、. -Its not the air.你的床头板撞得你不省人事Your headboard knocked you unconscious.你听见我们的声音？You heard us?我没听见I didnt.打鼾小姐你听不见的No, Miss Snore/ you wouldnt.你还好吗？ 我快疯了-Are you okay? -Tm cranky!我跟麦康纳和他的合伙人还要见一次面I have to take another meeting with Matthew McConaughey and his partners.我们得坐下来“头脑风暴一下Were all gonna sit a

32、round and brainstorm凯莉和她的感情生活出了什么问题what goes wrong with Carrie and all her relationships.-不要去-我必须去-Dont go. -I have to go.我是逗他们开心的小作家they flew me out here. Tm their little writer monkey.我有个东西可以让你好过一点Well, Ive got something to make you feel better.早上十点就拿出人造阴♥茎♥Oh, dildos before 10:00 a.

33、m.我全身细胞都活跃起来了Im all perked up!上面有亲笔签名一人一个They*re autographed, one for each.大老远来到加州-Oh. -My friend went to California我只得到这个烂玩意儿and all I got was this lousy dildo.u把这些收起来好吗？Could you please put these back wherever they came from?-别人在看了 这里是洛杉矶-People are staring. -Please, it*s L.A.没人在乎你的蛋白旁放着那活儿No one

34、cares if your egg whites have a side of cock.没人需要这么大一根Wow； nobody needs this much.女人平均只有五英寸深Do you know the average woman is only five inches deep?我知道我只是在练习洛杉矶式的语气I know. I was just practicing my L.A. spin.你们看这张崔假装一杆进洞Oh, look, look. Heres one of Trey pretending to get a hole-in-one.他好喜欢开这玩笑谁不喜欢呢？-H

35、e just loved that gag. -Who wouldn*t?你们有注意到我们两个都穿百慕达短裤吗？Oh! Did you notice that were both wearing Bermuda shorts?在百慕达穿百慕达短裤你们真是疯狂Bermudas in Bermuda! You kids were crazy down there!我很想留下来Well, Td love to stay,但我得把猫送去宠物店but Ive gotta drug my cat and take him to the kennel.真好我也要走了-Lovely! -Ah, I gotta

36、 go too!车子一点会来接我们Hey, the cars picking us up at 1:00.我们会准时到的Well be there!欢迎回来你这已婚的老妇人Welcome back, you old, married lady.-再见玩得愉快-好-Bye! Have fun! -All right!你好吗？So how are you?很好你呢？Im good. How are you?好极了Great!我和艾登坦白了出轨的事他跟我分手了I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.我和崔在蜜月期间没有性生活Trey

37、 and I never had sex on our honeymoon.你赢了You win!我们要多喝一点咖啡So, should we get more coffee,还是拿把枪自杀算了？or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?他没办法勃起那写在你的餐盘垫布上吗？Is that written on your place mat or something?对我来说好的命根子要看宽度To me, the mark of a fine penis is width.我完全同意Mm, couldnt agree more.所以你们一定会喜欢这

38、份礼物Thats why I know youll enjoy your presents.你的意思是盖斯的尺寸非常完美？-Huh. -So are you saying that Garth has the perfect girth?正是Exactly.尽管我很欣赏这杰出栩栩如生的手工艺Well, as much as I enjoy the fine, lifelike craftsmanship,我决定把它还给你Im gonna leave mine with you.我要留着Um, I think Im holding onto mine.洛杉矶之旅不如我希望的那么顺利L.A. is

39、nt working out exactly the way I had hoped.与此同时在纽约Meanwhile, back in New York,崔仍然无意于性事and still no closer to being input by Trey,夏洛特则要寄出感谢函Charlotte addressed thank you notes.她每舔一张爱情邮票Every time she licked a love stamp,就觉得那在嘲弄她的婚姻she felt it made a mockery of her marriage.是我Hello? Its me.已经好几天却毫无进展万

40、一他真的性无能怎么力、？Its been days and still nothing. What if he really is impotent?你认为是哪一种性无能？Well, what kind of impotence do you think it is?让他硬不起来的那种The kind that makes it soft?不是生理的还是心理的？No, no. I mean, physical or emotional?我不知道I dont know.你问过他吗？Well, have you asked him about it?他觉得很尴尬Oh, hes embarrasse

41、d.他根本不想谈这件事He doesnt even wanna talk about it.你照这方法去做Okay, heres how you find out.趁他睡觉时把一个纸环套在他垂软的命根子上You put a ring of paper around his flaccid penis while hes asleep.天啊我听起来像变♥态♥的神探南茜Jesus, I sound like a perverted Nancy Drew.那有何作用？What does that do?如果它在晚上裂开了Well, if it rips during th

42、e night,就表示他有能力勃起不是生理问题that means hes capable of an erection and the problem is not physical.这个楼层禁止吸烟This floors non-smoking.先生我有烟瘾I have an addiction, sir!一个纸环A ring of paper?没错Yep.当晚莎曼珊邀请人造阴♥茎♥先生来吃点心Later that night, Samantha invited Mr. Dildo out for dim sum,而且不只于此and then some.莎曼珊再

43、跟我说一些你的事So Samantha, tell me more about yourself.你的兴趣是什么？What are your interests?那很明显Well, I think that*s pretty obvious.我是认真的Im serious.难道你不想多了解我这个人I mean, dont you wanna know more about me?和我的兴趣吗？My interests?好吧Well, okay.我是个诗人-Im a poet. -Oh.我在刊物上发表过Ive been published in the Amicus Journal.盖斯希望莎曼

44、珊知道Garth wanted Samantha to know他不只是个性♥爰♥玩具而已that he was more than just a sex toy.他也有感性的一面He had a soft side.你想不想听我念一首诗？You wanna hear one?遥远的夏洛特也在面对崔疲软的一面And far away, Charlotte was dealing with Treys soft side as well.她下定决心要得到一些答案She decided she was going to get some answers.她带着爰意上&h

45、earts;床♥So she came to bed, armed with love.入睡时希望她的丈夫有足够的邮资She went to sleep, hoping her male had sufficient postage 好让他的包裹寄到她的信箱to deliver his package into her box.旅馆里的莎曼珊正等着投递她自己Back at the hotel, Samantha was waiting for a delivery of her own. 树叶再次茂盛地生长And once again, the leaves bloomed forth.有些往南有些往北Some headed south, some headed north.好美的诗快过来Thats beautiful. Come here.“蓝色的幼鸟Blue, as a baby bird,在空中飞翔winged and